Archives of CKs by Fluidd

OKKKKK Roja works once in a while!!! Moving
Fluidd and Nallu together. Well, other than the latest
CK by Nallu, the rest are archived. I am sure
the number of pages in this thread will swell - will be
periodically archived - always at your service CK fans,
Love Roja


I posted oru kavithai in Kolangal thread, just for some ppl who is not in the discussion of Kolangal thread, I vl paste the same here

Just oru karpanai!!!!

T.Rajendaran Tholz pathi oru kavithai yezhuthina yeppidi irrukum nu

(Think in his tone itself)

VANTHUTANYA THOLZU
THANGAMUDIYALAYA AVAN RAVVSU
AVANUKKU YETHUKUYA MERCEDEZ BENZU
NAAN AVANA AADICHE AAKAPOREN BEANSU

UN KITTA ILLATHATHU MOOLAI
OODIP POI PADUGARTHULA NEE KOZHAI
NAANGA KUDUKAROM UNNAKU SEALAI
ATHA KATTINDU OODIP PO VITTU INTHA OORAI

YOSIKARTHULA NEE SOTTA
UNNA NANGA ADIKAPORA AAYUDAMO MARA KATTA
UNNALA AZHUTHATHUNALA ROMBITHUYA KULAM KUTTA
UNNA THEETHUTTU PODAPOREN NAAN MOTTA

I hope all of u cud able to follow this!!!!

Hope all of u enjoyed with my Karpanai Kavithai

Uma prepared Payasam, Vella Kozhukattai, Ullunthu Kozhukattai for Vinayagar Chathurthi.

Uma felt very bad for teasing Tholz all the time. Not only Tholz but also other serial directors, So Uma decided to give one feast to atleast some 4 of them. I invited Tholz, Cheyyar Ravi of Annadam, C.J.Baskar of Anjali and Balaji Yadhav of Lakshmi and informed them that everyone in this world vl feel very proud of me of giving such a excellent n different way of giving feast.

Wat way? any one can guess?

Nalla Karpanai Giri


My delecious feast to our directors!!!

All the four ppl I have mentioned eneterd Uma's house for feast with lot of expectations since I told them that this is a spl treat for them.

As soon as they entered my house, v had a chat for quite some time and they asked whether v can start the food, as they hv some busy shooting (what big shooting they r going to take, v only know, DUBAKOORU)

I said with all the glorious smile yes. They all came near the kitchen to c wat i hv made for them, but they saw empty kitchen and asked me whether i hv ordered any food from outside. I replied NO.

Then they asked me with a strong tone y did u invite us to show a empty kitchen, wats ur intention behind this? I explained them again that I hv informed u already that this vl be a diffrent feast, so I planned to prepare what ever foods u like n give it very fresh n remain hot all the time.

Everyone was happy abt it and started telling the menu for preparing by sitting on the dinning table chair. They asked me y the seat is hard n feeling the cushion? I smiled and I collected all the required raw items for the same n kept in their repective plates with the exact amt to cook the items they hv asked for. I asked them to eat the raw items with lot of water. Again they assked me y, i asked them to do the same without any further questions. They did with some expectations.

After eating the raw items they asked me, v feel some fire smell n cud not able to getup from the seat.

I replied "I put a strong fevicol on the seat for them and the seat has in-built gas stove to boil all the items inside ur stomach to keep them hot n tasty forever" with a evil smil .

Apparam Giri idea padi, whatever is remaining v can dissolve it in sea. Kavitha, now our directors vl dissovle ma.

Hi All,

I want to share this IYER POEM with u all....

IYER POEM

Age: 6 Months

All these mamas and maamis have come here…
For a grand welcome of their new born fellow Iyer…
And my parents will feed food to me with a ring… (Choroonu)
And give me a name long enough for you to sing…
(Krishnamoorthy Venkataraghavakrishna Doraiswamy,
but will simply call me Dorai!)


Age: 10 Months

Topping my class is an inborn talent I possess
(We are an exception)
Teachers & relatives, whom I never fail to impress
Daily dosage of idli, dosai, sambar, rice and curd
Who on earth do you think will not turn into a nerd(hehe)

Age: 22 Months

(Just after graduation… preferably Electronics Engineering)

Yipeee Yipeee Yipeee… I completed my BE in IIT…
Also got a call from Infy…Ya right…Narayana Murthy…
( Proud fellow...Southie ! )
Up & Away to Bangalore by the next morning flight…
And then someday to USA...Yay Yay Yay...Onsite…
(You are right… rhyming no?!)

Age: 26 Months

(Single status in USA)
It has been four long years since I have come here...
And not a single girl who is ready to come near...
Here in United States I thought I'd get laid...
Down came crashing, the dreams that I'd made...

Age: 30 Months

(8 yrs Onsite, somewhere in USA)
I miss my sambhar rice and the tasty thair saadam(curd rice)
Will speak to amma to find me a homely madam…
Will leave for Thirunelveli on a 30 day leave…
And come back with a maami right up my sleeve…


Age: 45 Months

(Still onsite, we think)
I have two kids, but there is a gripping fear…
Both of them have no signs of being an Iyer…
Krishnaswamy & Sreemahalakshmi I named them fondly…
But Chris & Sally I call them if I want them to even reply…

Age: 60 Months

(retire hogaya baap)
I am back to Thirunelveli with my ever faithful wife…
But my kids stayed there and think I don't have a life…
Tirupati, Guruvayoor, Shabarimala all we've been to…
Sun TV is our faithful friend which we always turn to…

Age: 75 Months

(Now everything seems impossible)
Ayyayyo, what happened to all my dreams?
They have all simply turned into screams.
Children have already married and divorced thrice,
Playing with our grandchildren would've been nice.
Left with us are only aches and pains,
Life is full of only losses, with no gains.
Are we going to be the last of the brilliant Iyer generation?
To our children, tradition and culture are only a botheration!
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Stone analum Kanavan, Grass analum Purushan

comming soon as follows...

Roja akka -- Jhonsi Rani

The Rani of Jhansi 1854-1858 (Manikarnika)

As warrior kings and queens of India go, Laxmibai, the Rani of Jhansi had a short military career. She fought just two battles, a few weeks apart, but she ensured her name would endure for history.

Giri akka -- Indira Gandhi

Indira Priyadarshini Gandhi (19 November 1917 - October 31, 1984)

She was the Prime Minister of India for three consecutive terms from 1966 to 1977 and for a fourth term from 1980 until her assassination in 1984. She was India's first and to date only female prime minister. She is noted for creating a dictatorship by declaring Emergency after a court struck down her election in 1975, and also for her handling of the Operation Blue Star against Sikh militants, which eventually resulted in her assassination.

Sue akka -- Kalpana Chawla

Kalpana Chawla (7 March 1962 – 1 February 2003)

Indian-born American astronaut and space shuttle mission specialist. She was one of seven crewmembers lost in the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster.

Pat akka -- Vijalakshmi Pandit

Vijaya Lakshmi Nehru Pandit (1900 - 1990)

Indian diplomat and politician, sister of Indian Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru, and the first female President of the United Nations General Assembly. In 1979 she was appointed the Indian representative to the UN Human Rights Commission, after which she retired from public life. Her writings include The Evolution of India (1958) and The Scope of Happiness: A Personal Memoir (1979). Her daughter Nayantara Sahgal, who later settled in her mother's house in Dehradun, is a well-known novelist.

Caryn -- Kiran Bedi &n bsp;

Kiran Bedi is a trailblazer, admired and loved by many in India. She broke new ground by joining the lite Indian Police Service in 1972, the first woman in India to do so. Her humane and fearless approach has contributed greatly to innumerable innovative policing and prison reforms. She is today the most celebrated police officer, having been awarded the Ramon Magsaysay Awardfor government service, also called the Asian Nobel Prize,

Meli -- Queen Elizabeth

Queen Elizabeth I (1533-1603)

Queen of England, Queen of France (in name only), and Queen of Ireland from 17 November 1558 until her death. She is sometimes referred to as The Virgin Queen, Gloriana, or Good Queen Bess, and was immortalised by Edmund Spenser as the Faerie Queene. Elizabeth I was the fifth and final monarch of the House of Tudor (the other Tudor monarchs having been her grandfather Henry VII, her father Henry VIII, her half-brother Edward VI, and her half-sister Mary I, also known as Mary Tudor or "Bloody Mary"). She reigned for almost 45 years, during a period marked by increases in English power and influence worldwide, as well as great religious turmoil within England.

Kavitha Ravi -- Aishwarya Rai

Award-winning Indian actress. Rai, who won the Miss World title in 1994, made her film debut in Mani Ratnam's Iruvar (1997) and had her first critical and commercial success with Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam (1999), with whom she repeated this success with Devdas (2002). Since then, she has acted in nearly forty Hindi, Tamil, Bengali and English films. Today, she is considered to be one of the most popular actresses in India and the best-known Indian actress in the world.

Niti -- Martina Navaratilova

Former World No. 1 woman tennis player. Billie Jean King said about Navratilova in 2006, "She's the greatest singles, doubles and mixed doubles player who's ever lived." Tennis magazine has selected her as the greatest female tennis player for the years 1965 through 2005. She won 18 Grand Slam singles titles, 31 Grand Slam women's doubles titles (an all-time record), and 10 Grand Slam mixed doubles titles.

Eljay -- Mother Terasa

Mother Teresa August 26, 1910 - September 5, 1997

Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person. — Mother Teresa

Mother Terasa, whose original name was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu, was born on August 26, 1910 in what is now Skopje, Macedonia. She always wrote her birthday as the 27th of August because that was the day of her baptism, which was always more important to her than her birth. For her work with the poor around the world she received the 1979 Nobel Peace Prize.

Usha -- P.T.Usha

Pilavullakandi Thekkevarambil Usha

PT Usha is an Indian athlete. Regarded as queen of Indian track and field, P.T. Usha has been associated with Indian athletics since 1979. Her initials stand for her family/house name, according to tradition in many parts of Kerala. She was also nicknamed Payyoli Express. Usha's success story begins from the 1982 Asiad in which she won two silver medals in 100 meters and 200 meters respectively. She won 17 medals — 13 gold, 3 silver and a bronze in four Asian Track and Field Championship during the period from 1983-89. Usha has won 101 international medals so far. She is employed as an officer in the Southern Railways. In 1985, she was conferred the Padma Shri and the Arjuna award.

Pokkiri -- Veera Pandiya Kattabomman

Kattabomman or Katta Bommu was an 18th century Indian polygar cheiftain from Panchalankurichi and who was one of the earliest to oppose the British rule. He waged a war with the British six decades before Indian War of Independence which occurred in 1857 in Northern parts of India. After a bloody war with the British he was captured by British and hanged in 1799 CE. His fort was destroyed and his wealth looted by the British army. Today Panchalankurichi is a historically important place in the present day Thoothukudi district of Tamil Nadu state, India.

Jas -- Sarojini Naidu

Sarojini Naidu (February 13, 1879 - March 2, 1949)

Bharatiya Kokila (The Nightingale of India), was a child prodigy, freedom fighter, and poet. Naidu was the first Indian woman to become the President of the Indian National Congress and the first woman to become the governor of a state in India.

Vani -- K.S.Chitra

K. S. Chithra

Singer who has made her mark in the Indian (film) playback industry. Known as the "Nightingale of South India", she has lent her voice to Malayalam, Tamil, Telugu, Kannada, Oriya, Hindi and Bengali films. Chithra has recorded thousands of film and non-film songs. During her career, numerous recognitions have come her way including six National Awards for best female playback singer.

Ho -- Marie Curie

Maria Sklodowska-Curie November 7, 1867 – July 4, 1934

physicist and chemist of Polish upbringing and, subsequently, French citizenship. She was a pioneer in the field of radioactivity, the first twice-honored Nobel laureate (and still the only one in two different sciences) and the first female professor at the University of Paris. Madame Curie named the first new chemical element that she discovered polonium for her native country.

Riya -- Ada Lovelace

Augusta Ada King, Countess of Lovelace December 10, 1815 – November 27, 1852

Known for having written a description of Charles Babbage's early mechanical general-purpose computer, the analytical engine. The computer language Ada, created by the U.S. Defense Department, was named after Lovelace. The reference manual for the language was approved on December 10, 1980, Ada's birthday, and the Department of Defense Military Standard for the language, "MIL-STD-1815" was given the number of the year of her birth. Her image can be seen on the Microsoft product authenticity hologram stickers. The British Computer Society annually awards a medal in her name.

Tamil -- Sonya Kovalevsky

Sofia Vasilyevna Kovalevskaya January 15, 1850-February 10, 1891

Sonya Kovalevsky was the first major Russian female mathematician, and also the first woman who was appointed to a full professorship in Europe 1889 (Sweden). In 1888 she won the French Prix Bordin for her works on the Kovelevskaya top, which included analysis of the dynamics of Saturns rings. In 1889 she won a prize from the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, and the same year was appointer professor in Stockholm University, while she also achieved a chair in the Russian Academy of Sciences.

Roja akka -- Jhonsi Rani

Giri akka -- Indira Gandhi

Sue akka -- Kalpana Chawla

Pat akka -- Vijalakshmi Pandit

Caryn -- Kiran Bedi

Meli -- Queen Elizabeth

Kavitha Ravi -- Aishwarya Rai

Niti -- Martina Navaratilova

Eljay -- Mother Terasa

Usha -- P.T.Usha

Pokkiri -- Veera Pandiya Kattabomman

Jas -- Sarojini Naidu

Vani -- K.S.Chitra

Ho -- Marie Curie

Riya -- Ada Lovelace

Tamil -- Sonya Kovalevsky

I hope all of u like these characters, the gr8 ladies for ever, the story will be following once Roja akka completes her Seine Ride (Obviously I vl wait for my dear akka to finish first, ithu avanga kudutha idea thaanuga!!!)

I m extremely sorry for forgetting abt my two dear's
Nallu and Suram

Nallu -- M.S. Subbulakshmi

Madurai Shanmukhavadivu Subbulakshmi September 16, 1916 - December 11, 2004

Renowned Carnatic vocalist. Her mother tongue was Tamil. She was the first musician ever to be awarded the Bharat Ratna, India's highest civilian honor.

Suram -- Duabechies

She received the Louis Empain Prize for Physics in 1984, awarded once every five years to a Belgian scientist on the basis of work done before age 29. In 2000 Daubechies became the first woman to receive the National Academy of Sciences (NAS) Award in Mathematics, presented every 4 years for excellence in published mathematical research. The award honored her "for fundamental discoveries on wavelets and wavelet expansions and for her role in making wavelets mathods a practical basic tool of applied mathematics."

In January 2005, Daubechies became just the third woman since 1924 to give the Josiah Willard Gibbs Lecture sponsored by the American Mathematical Society. Her talk was on "The Interplay Between Analysis and Algorithm."

Stone Aanalum Kananvan, Grass Aanalum Purushan

Being seen only the losers in our beloved serials, for a change this story has lot of successful women's. Each one mentioned here has been rewarded in many ways. This is also a way to familiar with such a big personalities within us and get some source of inspiration. Just an imagination story and a main thing is there is no relation between the title and the story line, just to follow our serial directors, which is usual to them.

Every one of us has assigned one successful character. Imagine that those characters soul are living inside us with our usual modern thoughts and sense of humor (kathai la comedy illati yenna konnudatheega pa).

Ok Here we go.

We have set of queens and one small King who is ruling our country in a modern age with modern thoughts but with ancient set up called palace, darbar, senai, etc….

Set of Queens and King: (who prefers equality in everything with everyone)

Roja akka -- Jhonsi Rani

Giri akka -- Indira Gandhi

Meli -- Queen Elizabeth

Pat akka -- Vijalakshmi Pandit

Pokkiri -- Veera Pandiya Kattabomman

Only beauty Queen with good knowledge: (who can arguer well and answer well for any questions)

Kavitha Ravi -- Aishwarya Rai

God mother to the Rajyam: (Rani Guru; without whose concern nothing will happen)

Eljay -- Mother Terasa

Cheif Warrior: (Padai thalabathi)

Caryn -- Kiran Bedi

Extremely good warriors with different playing tricks: (who can trick in the war with their known game)

Niti -- Martina Navaratilova

Usha -- P.T.Usha

Poets and singers of the Rajyam: (very religious and devoted, who can change any bad happenings to good with their talents in music and poet)

Jas -- Sarojini Naidu

Vani -- K.S.Chitra

Nallu -- M.S. Subbulakshmi

Extraordinary scientist of the Rajyam: (who can change construct good things and destruct evil things with their scientific knowledge)

Sue akka -- Kalpana Chawla (Aeronautics)

Ho -- Marie Curie (Physicist)

Riya -- Ada Lovelace (Computer Programmer)

Tamil -- Sonya Kovalevsky (Mathematician)

Suram -- Duabechies (Expert in Transforms, developed after Fourier)

This is the set of the palace. After having a serious discussion with everyone, Queens decided to send some persons in a different get up in different directions to know about the current situation in the country, so that it can be improved if required. But who is going in which get up and in which direction is highly confidential even among themselves, which is a strict advise from Rani Guru Eljay (alias) Mother Terasa. According to that

Pokkiri (alias) Katta Bommu

Kavita (alias) Aish

Usha (alias) P.T.Usha

Ho (alias) Marie curie

Riya (alias) Lovelace

Tamil (alias) Sonya

Suram (alias) Daubechies

These seven people have been to sent to different directions (remember that no one knows abt others get up and direction)

What happens…… coming soon…..

Stone Aanalum Kananvan, Grass Aanalum Purushan

PART – 2

Our Pokkiri (alias) Katta Bommu was very happy to go in a different get up and that too alone (Masaukulla he is thinking: vow!! What a gr8 opportunity to escape from our akka's and site adichufy in a different get up, surely I will not get excellent opportunity than this) and immediately agrees to go.

The comes our Kavita (alias) Aish; Usha (alias) P.T.Usha; Ho (alias) Marie curie; Riya (alias) Lovelace; Tamil (alias) Sonya and Suram (alias) Daubechies. All of them agree with pleasure to serve for our country.

Scene 1:

Pokkiri (alias) Katta Bommu went to market place and saw one shop vending girl who looks gorgeous and talking to her neighbor who is also very interested in gathering "Oor Vambu", so Pokkiri (alias) Katta Bommu went and talked with that girl slowly and at one point he told her that he is Pokkiri (alias) Katta Bommu from palace and asked her to come to palace, so that he can show the palace in and around. First that girl stared at him but then she agrees and asked him for a favour. She said her dream is to see all the queens very close to her. For that Pokkiri (alias) Katta Bommu reluctantly said yes and ask her to wait till he returns back.

He is very sincere in doing his job, so he went to different shops in market to gather information about country and people. After 2 hrs of walk again he met another girl, who was fighting physically with another girl. He was admired her courage and confidence in the fight, went near to her and asked why she is fighting on the road when all public are noticing them. That girl said this is for a play sake and asked about himself. Again our beloved Pokkiri (alias) Katta Bommu started his job and made her also to agree to come with him to palace. In return she said she want to wear queens dress for one day. Again Pokkiri (alias) Katta Bommu accepted reluctantly. (yenna nalla pazhaka poorangalakam)

Scene 2:

Ho (alias) Marie curie went to temple to gather info and was very upset when she talked with one person there so returned back to palace.

Riya (alias) Lovelace went to theru veedi to talk with people to have some idea about their feeling and situation. She happened to see one incident and she is also very upset and went back to palace.

Tamil (alias) Sonya was walking alone in a lonely road and saw one man running with periya vaall and tried to stop him and enquired why he is going like this. After hearing the answer, our Tamil (alias) Sonya went back to palace with full depression.

Suram (alias) Daubechies went to medical shop and try to talk with the shop keeper. Mean while two people came and get medicines for serious injury. Two of them gave a different answers and Suram (alias) Daubechies happen to uncomfortable and went back to palace.

Inside the palace:

Scene 3:

Everyone gathers and those who have not went out in a different get up was very interested in knowing about their country and happenings around them.

First Jas (alias) Sarojini Naidu opened her mouth and asked what happened, to our beloved four friends.

Meanwhile Pokkiri (alias) Kattabomman arrives there with two gorgeous ladies.

Then immediately Roja akka (alias) Jhonsi Rani and Giri akka (alias) Indira Gandhi stared at each other. Everyone at palace turned their face to them and asked how come

Pokkiri (alias) Kattabomman , Kavita (alias) Aish and Usha (alias) P.T.Usha are coming together??

Immediately Kavita (alias) Aish and Usha (alias) P.T.Usha look at each other with surprise and Kavita (alias) Aish started telling that I was in a market place as a shop keeper, this Pokkiri (alias) Kattabomman came to me and started telling the whole story. He did not realize that I am Kavita (alias) Aish and yen kittaye ivan velaya kattaran. After that Usha (alias) P.T.Usha described the happenings at fighting spot. They both said that first we should not send this Pokkiri (alias) Kattabomman for rounds.

Niti (alias) Martina Navaratilova said better ask him to sit inside the palace and help us inside and only during the war time, he can come out. Caryn (alias) Kiran Bedi also felt the same and agreed with the statement of Niti (alias) Martina Navaratilova.

Scene 4:

Now everyone is interested in knowing from other four what happened to them.

First Ho (alias) Marie curie started telling that she went to temple to gather info and was very upset when she talked with one person there.

Immediately others asked yenna aachu? She failed to open her mouth, undane Sue akka (alias) Kalpana Chawla "ada cha parayo, pinna chavutiduven, yentha ninacha"

So Ho (alias) Marie curie starts telling the story. The man whom I met at temple came to pray for the well being of Lakshmi and Jeeva who is suffering b'cos of Nethra and Arjun.

Next Riya (alias) Lovelace says, ithu kooda parava illai. I went to theru veedi and went saw that one thief was coming out of one house with all valuables. So I went and fought with him and asked him how dare he is doing this. Also I asked him don't he feel guilty to take things in patta pagal. For that the thief replied, no everyone is inside the house and watching Bandham serial very seriously. So this is the correct time do take things.

Then our Tamil (alias) Sonya started, hmmmm, yenna sollarthu. I saw one man going with periya vaall. I asked him be calm and explain the situation. He said he is going to kill that GJ and Ashok to save Selvi and Anjali respectively.

Ithu yellam kooda ok pa, You what happened with me. Finally our Suram (alias) Daubechies opened her mouth with full depression. I saw two persons in medical shop who was buying medicines for serious injury. When I asked them one answered the medicine for Abinaya who is at hospital in serious stage and another one said since Rohini is injured while coming for Raji's ceremony, I am planning to give first aid, so that atleast I can save one person in that family. Naanum keaten, yennayi ni yethu unma yethu poi nu kooda theiryama, yenna sarakku adichutaya? Boothi kithi illa? For them they replied, I tried to save Nallan and Divya, but somehow that failed and the case is still not solved for four years. This Aadhi is giving trouble to Abi for more than 4 yrs. 4 varushama nadakarthu unmaya poiya. Yaaru loosu? Nee thaan. Podi po nu yenna kevalama thittitanga pa.

Scene 5:

Our queens Roja akka (alias) Jhonsi Rani; Giri akka (alias) Indira Gandhi ; and Meli (alias) Queen Elizabeth wants war to settle down this matter. So that we can save people from imaginary world to reality. Everyone was angry and ready for war.

But Eljay (alias) Mother Terasa; Vani (alias) K.S.Chitra; and Nallu (alias) M.S. Subbulakshmi stops everyone and said we should solve this matter with pechu vaarthai and war is not the solution for everything. So let us have some discussion and with the people who is directing such a craps and solve it peacefully.

No one believes this but finally agrees with those three for peace.

The directors are informed to come to palace and ready for discussion. They said we can have a team to talk like "Patti Mandram" and discuss. In palace everyone is waiting with a full anger.

Next Part "Patti Mandram" Thodarum…..

Stone Aanalum Kananvan, Grass Aanalum Purushan

PART – 3

Inside the palace, everybody is getting ready for peachu vaarthi.

First namba seven friends meet pannina antha brahaspathikal yellam varum the all directors will come

Title of the "Patti Mandram" is

Chinna Thiraiyil Kanbathu NIZHALA -- NIJAMA

NIZHAL thalaipula namba friends pesa pooraanga

NIJAM thalaipula first pesa pora vanga namba makkal (named as M1 to M9)

Since our queens, Roja akka (alias) Jhonsi Rani, Giri akka (alias) Indira Gandhi and Meli (alias) Queen Elizabeth are not satisfied with peachu vaarthai, they are already in a war get up with Kedayam, vaal, kathi with pari, yaani, thear, etc… (side la cycle chain, soda bottle, bomb, thuppakki, katta, with jeep, bullet proof car, etc…. ready aa irruthuthu)

Scene 1:

M1: Yenna "Patti mandram" Sonnanga, rumba kootam onnum illaye

Sue akka (alias) Kalpana Chawla: Vaada yentha moole, ithu Patti mandram alla, ninna pola patti ku vaikum mandram, manasil aaiyo…

M2: Yenna patti mandram na Salamon Papiah varalaya??

Roja akka (alias) Jhonsi Rani: Yennada "Sala.. men nu.. paapu.. iyya.. vaa….." Inga "Sala Women num oru kai paapoomya", mothala yenga samali, apparam unnoda latchanathukku yellaraiyum kattarom. Ada cha poi oru moolaila ukkaru… ithu therathu…. War thaan venum…

Nallu (alias) M.S. Subbulakshmi: Itho parunga ppa, intha TV, serial, padam yellam nizhal, neega yellarum avanga avanga velai aa parunga, amaidiya irrukanum and she started singing "Shanti Nilava Vendum, unlagile Shanti Nilava vendum……"

M3: Yenga nilavarthu, Shanti ya Pottu thallitare, inneme athu Ullagathu nilavathu, sudukattula thaan oolavum…..

Nallu (alias) M.S. Subbulakshmi: Thaye Raja Rajeswari, nee thaan ivangalukku, buthiya tharanum…

M4: Yenna, naga yellarum yenna payithiyama…. Nee thaan paithiyam… Rajeswari sethu paal kooda vittachu, unnaku thaan unnum theriyala…

(Nallu (alias) M.S. Subbulakshmi: got angry and felt, ivanga kooda pesi no use, surely war will come. So, she went and ready to prepare theiveega songs to get victory in the war)

Meli (alias) Queen Elizabeth: See my dear people, what ever you are seeing and hearing is just an entertainment, so watch it and in that place itself forget everything and go to do your work…..

M5: Yenna thus bush…. Yengalukku intha English yellam theriyathu….. tamilu… tamilu… ozhunga pesu… yenna….

Meli (alias) Queen Elizabeth: Dei manga madaya, venna thalaya, karuvaye mooka, unaku oru tharava sonna arivu illa, yenna perisa kathiya thookindu poraiyame… GJ va vettaren, Ashok ka vettaren nu, kolai case aaidum da, athu verum padam da…. Unnalam naalu nongu nongi na thaan nallathu…. Nalla dangu danal pannanum da unna…. (kovathula, Meli (alias) Elizabeth started in a chariot for war)

M5: Yennathu ippdi thitta ra, yethu padam, pathu naal odina padam, oru masam oddina padam, ithu 4 varushama na oodarthu… apparam yeppidi athu nijam thane….

(He is asking who is this by pointing to Caryn alias Kiran Bedi)

Caryn (alias) Kiran Bedi : (with Sami Vikram style la) yaara pathu yenna kekara….. verum kiran ka peru yaarukku venum nalum irrukalam, aaannna….. Kiran bedi aayirathu, yean lachathula oruthikku thaan irrukum….. athu naan thaaan….. yen theriyuma….. yenna pathale yellarukkum bayathulla Bedi aaidum…. Avvalavu bayam…… Naan verum police illa, ungala mathiri porukki gala arrest panna vantha police rowdy…. Arrest him and open tha garuda puranam for thandanai…..

Mean while, all the directors are coming to the palace….

Vani (alias) K.S.Chitra: Vanthutangaiyaaa…… Vanthutangaiyaaa…… (by seeing Tholz, Vani (alias) Chitra started singing) "mannar mannane yennaku kappam kattu ne janma janma mai IF forum ku kattu pattu nee, yenathu ooru rani yendru yenna nianithaai, thatti keka all illaenu thaavi kudhithai….. maramandaya….OOO. maramandaya……ah ha…"

Tholz: yennaga neega ippdi pesureenga, Naan oru M.A. D.F.Tech pattathariga, konjam mariyathai kudunga….

Giri akka (alias) Indira Gandhi: Theiryum da "Master of Aaruvai in New Depressed and Fainting Technology" nu theriyum yengalukkum…. Unnaku intha mariyathaiye jasthi….. Ivana 420 case la book panni anthaman jail la poodunga… athuthaan seri….This is prime minister order….

By seeing our Arase madam, Niti (alias) Martina Navaratilova started commenting…… "Itho paaru……" "Your Children and my children play with our children" kadai thaan yeppothum, itha thavira onnum theriyathu intha madam ku. Ada chi, tho, pu…. Unnaku vera kadai ye yezhutha theiryatha…. Ippdi oru kathaiya yeduthuttu…. Tamizh panpaadu pathi pesuva vaai kizhiya…. Unga seriyala yellaraiyum keduthudum….. paaru anga irrukara makalla….. neega yedukara mattamana logic illatha oru seriyala pathuttu loosa aaitanga…

Jas (alias) Sarojini Naidu: Cycle gap la auto otaravana pathurruken, neega yellarum aeroplane ootureengale….. and started telling the modern poetry

These brainless folks
are only useless dorks
we will make them as a cork
and sell it as a pork

You don't create a proper story
Which does not worth for glory
Coming next is our Curie (Ho)
She will make you gory

You will be buried under baniya
which is the aim of Sonya (Tamil)
Still not convinced Pandiya (Pokkri)
He want to dissolve you in gaya

Athukulla, Tholz went near Kavitha Ravi (alias) Aishwarya Rai and asked can you act in the part of Devayani, who has left us in between for another serial and Lakshmi director asked Usha (alias) P.T.Usha the same for Nethra's part. They both got extremely angry and started emitting fumes.

Udane namba Suram (alias) Duabechies and Riya (alias) Ada Lovelace round them. Yennda dubukku, un muchila yen pichakaiya vaika, yenna vootla sollitu vanthutaya. Oru dhaba sonna madailaya yerala, un mela lorry yethaina appala thaan namma kariyam mudiyum. yenna patti mandrathakku vara sonna, inga vanthu becharu pannara… unna kaima panniduvom…

Since it has become a chaos in the patti mandram, our Rani Guru Eljay (alias) Mother Terasa decides to have a war to make these people realize their respective mistakes.

Undane, namba directors yellarum: Itho parunga, war na joke illa. Chumma ladies aa irrukenga na pakarom. Ungalala onnum panna mudiyathu yengala..

Parkalam pore kalathil….. you will not expect what we are going to do…. Yengalukku oru periya padaiye irruku…… neega yennaga verum jujube….. appidinu sound vidaranga directors….

Athukku, namba Roja akka (alias) Jhonsi Rani and Giri akka (alias) Indira Gandhi Dei…. Panni thaan kootama varum, sigma yellam single aa thaan varum… naanga yellarum singam mathiri…. Parakalm pore kalathil….

War tomorrow…..

Concluding with War

PART – 4

All the directors with big gang is ready to fight in the war field, unexpectedly they have formed the toughest one so called Chakraviyugam. We people should first enter inside in order to fight. It was a big dilemma as how to break this chain of Chakraviyugam and enter with all of us. There was a serious discussion among for famous 17 women and beloved Kattabommu.

Final decision is as follows:

First Tamil (alias) Sonya Kovalevsky the great women mathematician will define a transformation from existing place to the center of Chakraviyugam under some assumptions in current domain such that it has to satisfy some conditions.

Second Suram (alias) Duabechies , the well known person in performing the transformation with minimal number of conditions. With famous Duab4 transformation each person can be get inside the Chakraviyugam without any trouble.

Third Riya (alias) Ada Lovelace the first computer programmer will write a iterative code to the above mentioned Duab4 transform, so that everyone can get inside one by one.

Under this setup our great warriors Roja akka (alias) Jhonsi Rani, Giri akka (alias) Indira Gandhi, Meli (alias) Queen Elizabeth, Caryn (alias) Kiran Bedi, Sue akka (alias) Kalpana Chawla, and Pokkiri (alias) Veera Pandiya Kattabomman will be transformed into center of the Chakraviyugam to fight with useless directors. Obvious victory is ours.

Next with the help of chemical element which is colorless, odorless, tasteless but toxic Ho (alias) Marie Curie the great chemist will make the small warriors unconscious.

Then Jas (alias) Sarojini Naidu, Vani (alias) K.S.Chitra, and Nallu (alias) M.S. Subbulakshmi, with their great poetic talent and musical talent get Bhramaastram, Paasupadasthram, and Naagaasthiram respectively to our great warriors.

Usha (alias) P.T.Usha will be standing outside the Chakraviyugam, just to catch hold of the persons who tries to escape from our warriors and give them a proper punishment with her Garuda Puranam.

Niti (alias) Martina Navaratilova the great player kick the directors, who failed to win our warriors, inside Andaman jail and wait for Usha (alias) P.T.Usha to give punishment under her Garuda puranam for criminal act in their stories.

Finally the beauty queen, Kavitha Ravi (alias) Aishwarya Rai dances on the top of Eiffel tower to enjoy our victory.

"Tar and feather" for our directors, who lost to our warriors:

By their hands tide above, they will be standing on a coal-tar pitch. The room temperature will be increased very high in order to melt the Tar and their eyes and one Kidney will be removed to help the people required. At one point of time, directors will be completely smeared with highly boiling Tar. The whole serial director family is tarred with the same brush.

--- Subham ---

Nandri -- Thank You -- Nandri

(Sorry for not including comedy in the war. Due to lack of time, I cud not write much too, I am sorry)