Jokes - Page 63

Enna Jas, ennai ippadi kolapuringga.

Kandippa Kondariteega Jas, I was laughing continuously 😆 😆 😆

Nallu 😆 😆 😆

Jas...En kaathu ongalukku adichadha???? Konnuteenga ponga! Esp I liked the one "FALLEN" So damn funny!!!! 😆 😆

Inna mae Fluiddu, Somma sokka sokes allam sollikinne,
bada majaa va keedhu mae!!! 😃

Nallu 😆 Keep it coming buddy!!

jaska: aahaa..inime yaaraavdhu fallen nu sonnaa, naan kikki bikki nu sirichu vaikkap poren. 😆 😆
yerkanave romba nalla per namakku. :)
uma, romba kushi mood o?
nallu, unga lollu super. :)

Uma, I like your maami joke. 😆

Kavi, I got a different version (Badawi & Samy Veloo) 😆

Jas, I like the Fallen and Catholic (Oh MY GOD), Damn funny 😆😆😆

Nallu, I like the duck joke 😆

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a cast iron pot with a
lid.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she
asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises
and he sees two little eyes looking around before the lid slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening
and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what did you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I have brought you Peeking Duck."

A rope walks into a pub. The barman says, "You were in here the other week causing trouble. Go on, get out."

The rope shuffles outside and winds his top half round his bottom half, vigorously rubs his head against a lamppost then goes back into the pub. "Oi!" shouts the barman. "Didn't I just throw you out?"

"Nah, mate," says the rope. "I'm a frayed knot."