Hey ppl! Karishma here! Or u can call me Krish or kishmish.😊
Let me tell u a little bit about myself before I start the FF. I'm 16 and I live in California. I run a bollywood dance class for little kids and I take bharatnatyam and martial arts. I love Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Vivek Oberoi and Ranbir Nanda! He's my 'bad boy sexy'😆😳. This is my first fan fiction. I hope u all like it. It starts from Ranbir and Kanya's wedding.
Chapter One: Baara Hazaar Crore Ki Malik
"Dammit!"
The words rang out loud and clear into the night. It came from a man called Ranbir Nanda. He was standing on the terrace of his home. Ranbir was a man whom all the girls desired. He was suave, sexy and rich. He was baara hazaar crores ki malik. Everything in his life had been according to his wishes. He only had one problem. Today was his wedding day.
He was getting married to Kanya. A beautiful, sweet, middle class girl. For any other person, this would be a moment of happiness that they would treasure forever. Unfortunately, he was not any other person. To understand why his feelings were such, we'll have to go back one year.
FLASHBACK: A 5 star gym
We see a man from behind, focusing in on his muscles. He is weightlifting 60 pounds on each hand. A zoom over his eyes and lips. He's wearing jeans and a black t-shirt.
This is RANBIR NANDA one year ago. Oh yeah. He's hot. He's got an eyebrow ring, shoulder length and a rebellious expression that screams "Damn, bad boy sexy!"
Most girls would fall flat at his feet after seeing this, but it has no effect on him. Why? Because he is HATE GURU. He hates girl, and for that matter, almost everything, with a fiery passion. But all that changed, the day THAT girl came into his life.
Ranbir Nanda's dictionary:
Kanya: Definition : Irritating, 2 by 2, chipkali, girl. Cute, but annoying. Chipkali and her poonch.
Kanya was the girl to whom Ranbir had gotten married. Contract marriage. But why did the hate guru get married? Don't ask, it's a long story. But the bottom line is he is contract-married and stuck with her. But, as in many love stories, hate turned into friendship, turned into love. And today, Ranbir and Kanya were going to be tied in a real shaadi. And that completes the circle. Now, back to the present.
"Dammit!" shouted Ranbir.
"Ranbir, calm down!" said a rather frantic Aditya bhaiyya.
Ranbir Nanda's dictionary:
Aditya: Definition : The older bhaiyya who comes up with flop ideas, helpful, but annoying.
"Calm down?! How do I calm down?! It's my freakin' wedding downstairs!!" yelled Ranbir, pulling at his hair in hysteria.
"Sun, itni mushkil se Kanya mil gayi! Ab kya hua?" said Aditya bhaiyya.
"Kya hua?! I'm the hate guru, dammit! I don't get married! What the hell has happened to me?" Ranbir asked in frustration.
Aditya was afraid Ranbir might go mad, but was too scared to do anything, so he let Ranbir rant. "Mujhe kya hua hai?! Pehle main kitna khush tha! Har ladki se door rehta tha!"
"I agree! Women are nothing but pareshaani!" Aditya threw in, hastily.
"Aaarghhh!!!!" said Ranbir in desperation. "What the hell have I done? I've stooped so low! I've played kabbadi, I've cooked, gou mudra chidkaya, I've caused myself excrucitating pain, and for what?! For a girl?? Aah! How the hell did this happen?!"
We shall now leave Ranbir in his raging realization. What will happen nexxxxt???? Comment! As soon as there are at least 10 comments, I will begin writing the next one!
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