Episode 3: Arjun and Harshad in Arjun's house
Arjun: bahut bore ho rahe hai yaar, aj shaam ko Vikas, Priyanka, Kunal aur Gazal ko bula le?
Harshad: Haan, haan aur khana ka order main dunga, Indian ya Chinese ya Continental?
(reference: LRL interview on Friendship day, Harshaad is the greediest of all!)
Arjun: Arrey bhukkhad khana baad mein, pehle call karke dekh, kya kar rahe hai sab log
Harshad: Arrey nahi Arjun, food is very important, main abhi 8 plates ka order de deta hun…..
Arjun: Arrey sun, hum toh 6 log hain, tu 2 extra plates khayega kya??!! Baapre kitna bhukha hai re tu, lagta hai 1 nahi 4-4 stomachs hain!!
After 1 hour
Harshad is Arjun's mom's pet boy and he's doing something in the kitchen, in the meantime Arjun calls up everybody and decides to meet at 6pm.
Arjun: Harshad, Harshad, Arrey koi usse kitchen se nikalo, mere bhai agar tere 4 mein se ek bhi stomach full ho jaaye toh thoda basketball khelne chale?
Harshad: Dekh tu mere khane pe tana mat de, waise main bhi tera tang khichai karoon? Aaj shaam ki baat Neha ko bataya?
Arjun: Pagal hai kya? Marwawega tu mujhe! Arrey main cell switched off rakhne wala hoon, tu please please please mat batana usko
Harshad: Aha, ab kar mera leg pulling, kyon "Aalekh" bhai, girlfriend ke samne sab bhaigiri bandh?
Arjun: Arrey main thoda hi darta hun usse, woh toh khamokha gussa ho jati hai isiliye main thoda…. matlab…..yaar tu mat batana usse please, dekh yeh hum 6 logo ki party hai, woh aake kya karegi…….
Harshad: nahi nahi main kuchh nahi bolunga, sirf use bata doon ki neelu bhi aane wali hai
Arjun: Baapre pagal hai tu??!!!!!!! Yaad hai mere aur neelu ke kissing scene ko leke kya hungama kiya tha usne, please mere bhai, dekh aisa mat kar, tu mere hisse ka chicken kha lena
Harshad: hahahahahaha kash tere fans ko pata hota ki "aalekh" jitna daredevil dikhta hai utna hai nahi
That day at 6. Gazal, Kunal, Arjun, Harshad on Arjun's roof top.
Arjun: Arrey Vikas aur Priyanka kahan reh gaye? woh nahi ayenge kya?
Gazal: Arrey love birds hai, woh dono kabab aur hum 4 haddiyan!
Harshad: Arrey kabab se yaad aya, hum kabab bhi mangwa sakte the, mujhe toh reshmi kabab bahut pasand hai lekin yahan pe tangdi kabab bhi bahut delicious hai…
Arjun: Arrey isko chup karao koi, kisidin bookh ke mare apne aap ko hi na tandoor mein ghusa de!!
Kunal: Arrey mera toh aaj pet kharab hai
Gazal: Yeh lo, yeh aur ek hai, khata ek hai aur tummy upset dusre ko hota hai
Kunal: Achha suno, tumlogo ko director mishra ka phone aya?
Arjun: Haan haan mujhe bhi aaj mila
Gazal: Haan uska woh manager choubey, woh kitna cute hai na?
Kunal: Kyon kya hua?
Gazal: arrey woh mujhe "naina" ke role ke liye pooch raha tha
Everybody: haiin!! Yeh kya stupidity hain?! Zaroor koi galti hui hogi
Gazal: waise mujhe koi problem nahi thi, naina ka role kitna achha tha na, especially the scenes with Rajeev Khandelwal…..aye hai, kash mujhe sach mein Naina ke role ke liye cast kar de
Harshad: Aisa kyon bol rahi hai, pooja ka character bhi toh kitna achha tha
Arjun: ahan, kyon bhai tujhe bahoot pasand tha pooja ka character?
Harshad: (blushing) arrey maine thode hi kahan hai ki mujhe Gazal pasand hai….mujhe toh bas pooja ka character achha laga
Arjun: Oye maine tujhe Gazal ke bare mein poochha kaya? Maine toh pooja ke bare mein poochha, tu beech mein Gazal ko kyon la raha hai??
Kunal: Coool aur ek real life pair? Kuchh kuchh hota hai?
Arjun: Hone ka chance tha, lekin usse khane se fursat mile tab na! Harshad lands a blow on Arjun's back.
Gazal: Guys mazak chhodo, please batao na main Naina ke character mein achhi lagoongi? At least Rajeev khandelwal ke saath scenes mein…..
Harshad : Tum jaise ho waise hi achhi lagti ho, I mean tumhara character jaisa hai waisa hi achha hai, I mean Pooja ka character.….I mean…
Kunal: "I mean" kam padh raha hai, aur ek do jod le
Harshad: Haan haan tumlog mere hi tang khichte rehte ho, aur ek jo mobile bandh karke baitha hai usse bhi toh koi kuchh bolo
Gazal, Kunal: kaun? Kaun?
Arjun: Koi bhi toh nahi, sabka mobile on hai, Harshad dekh toh shayad khana aa gaya. Harshad leaves
Kunal: But whatever guys, shayad main Mishraji ke film mein kaam nahi kar payoonga, main already ek dusre offer pe kaam kar raha hoon, haan agar mujhe alekh ke character mein cast kar de toh shayad sochunga, that's like the best character…
Arjun: (excited) arrey eda ho gaye ho kya tumlog, sabhi ko dusre ki character hi pasand hai, arrey agar film LRL pe based hain aur apoon sab cast hain toh sabko apna apna characterich milega
Gazal: hahaha tu jab tapori bolta hain toh bada cute lagta hain
Arjun: Oh sorry sorry, kya karoon galti se kabhi kabhi nikal jata hai
Kunal: haan characters kuchh zyada hi asar kar raha hai hum sab pe, pata hai "yudi" ke character ke wajah se sab ladkiya mujhe sach mein feminine sochte hain!! Ab soch, directors bhi koi macho roles ke liye nahi pooch raha hai, aisa chalta raha toh mere life aur career ka satyanash ho jayega bro!!
Gazal (laughing): oye ladkiyon ko ajkal feminine guys hi pasand hai, amir khan bhi toh chocolaty cute boy tha
Harshad enters with the food and Vikas and Priyanka.
Harshad: yeh lo food and our missing love birds
Arjun: kyon re shaitan singh aluwalia, kahan the tum dono
Vikas: Arrey fans ne gher liya tha beech mein
Priyanka: (suppressing her laughter) aur haan fans ne bahut ache ache advice bhi diye!
Vikas: By the way are u guys all in for Mishraji's project?
Gazal: Priyanka, iss baar main tera role karnewali hoon
Priyanka: Bilkul nahi, Rajveer sir mera hai
Vikas: tum dono us style icon ko lekar baad mein ladna, pehle pata toh karo woh film mein hai bhi ya nahi
Priyanka, Gazal: Of course he'll be there
Arjun: Suna hai koi nayee director film direct karnewala hai under Mishraji and he likes realistic cinema
Everybody: BAAPRE, sach mein Army training karwayenge kya?
Vikas: haan aur yeh bhi suna hai ke isbar shooting koi set par nahi hoga, sach mein ek army institute mein hoga…….it's going to be all real
Harshad: Tab toh mess ka khana bhi achha real good food hoga
Everybody: He bhagwan!!!!!!!
Episode 4:
Rajeev speaking over the phone: I don't think I can do it Mishraji, I don't like to look back to the past…
don't worry, amna ji is not going to be there in my scheme of things, she is just used as a reference point for episode 2, in fact there will be nothing to hurt the sentiments of any of the fans 😛 but if the forum still has problems with the reality aspect of the story, i'll stop here and would not continue with the story anymore 😊 i really don't want to hurt any sentiments
thanks a lot guys😊
Edited by george eliot - 17 years ago
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