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Sameer looked at his car ……his jet black bettle frm vox
wagon…a silver scratch …about 10 cms long caught his
attention…ha ha ha….anvesha ki sandle ka kamaal
hai…..like me ….he too hates…any mark or scratch on his
car…It gives a person the view that the car is old &
used up….his face was like……..let me make u imagine
more clearly……imagine Naina's face when she says…why
didn't pull the trigger again so that she cud hav
killed our dear captain raj……..……so deadly expression naa…..I bet if he were a Dracula…(cutest Dracula in the history of draculas)…….he cud hav suck all her blood….he..he..he…. 😆
He sat down…his hand on his head…as if he has got all
the problems of this world……touched that silver scratch
painfully with his hand…..bhoomi was coming out of the
office….she saw Sameer sitting there like a beggar…came
to him…..
B: what happened Sameer….. 😕
S: I'll sue her… 😡
B: kise…..(she was astonished)
S: teri boss aur kaun….kya naam hai uska…jo koi bhi ho….yaar dekh meri car pe scratch lagaa ke chalti bani… 😡
B: oh to itnaa pareshaan kyun ho rahaa hai…Avi hai naa….wo paint karwaa degaa…aur darling yahaan se car hataa do……..warna abhi to bas scratch lagaa hai…
Headlight bhi phoot jaayegi.….NON-PARKING ZONE
Hai ye…. 😆
S: pataa hai….jaa rahaa hun….
B: hey wait….. 😃
S: ab kya hai….
B: Best of luck….. 😆
S: (muh bichkaa ke)….thanks.. 😆
Ab our favorite section….Sameer ka interview…..is se pehle let's see anvesha's face….her toe was aching badly…..kicking ka kamaal hai…. 😆 😆 😆
The interview this time was before…the BOARD OF
DIRECTORS…anvesha was also there…are yaar M.D.
bhi toh board ka hi ek member hotaa hai…
Hey guys I hope u havnt forgot…Sameer was there for
the job of MARKETTING EXECUTIVE….so to know
about the marketing expertise of the candidates…they
were given a project …& some time too was given…they
had to work on it & explain ….how cud they make the
Project a hit…in the INDIAN MARKET…The share of
the product being the highest in the market...the projects
were not new ….they had already been launched by the
company……..so there was seriously no option to copy..
……U know how much irritated Anvesha was frm
Sameer…so usko itni aasaani se to nahi bakshegi wo…hai
naa….Sameer was given the project…he opened the
file……..to his horrors….he..he..he..darr gaye naa…..
….u know what was written over there…..
"ECO-FRIENDLY TOILET CLEANER" 😆 😆 😆
ha..ha..ha.. 😆
At first….sameer's face was like…..yuck…yahi mila tha mujhe dene ko 😡 …but as soon as he looked at Anvesha….who was smiling….he understood it all….he smiled back in answer…..as if ready to accept the challenge….. 😆 😆 😆
He started working on it…..for 3 hours…thinking bout
nothing else except his work…oh I didn't tell u guys
naa….he is a true workaholic…
The time was over…& each applicant was there with the
best of his ability…then started the PRESENTATION
PROGRAMME…..On dear Anvesha's special request the
first one to turn up before the Board was none other
than ….our favorite……SAMEER MALHOTRA….. 😆
Sameer courteously bid good afternoon to the board members & started…….
"Hello maam…(looking at anvesha)….& good afternoon…respective maam & sir over here….I hav got a product….which is a necessity for each & everyone over here…..without its use….the place where we feel the most comfortable….will turn out to be a mess…😆.I am talking bout…..TOILET CLEANER…😆.."
And u know…..Sameer got a round of applause from the BOARD….everyone was laughing on the statements made by this cute & dashing young man…… 😛 😛 😉
"Nice start Mr Sameer" …..said Anvesha….he..he..he..
And then he started the actual presentation….which
obviously I am no one to explain…those flow charts &…
share market is not my cup of tea…but I assure u…jab
mere ff ka serial banega…then I'll for sure do
something bout it….till then bear with this act of mine…
so lets skip that PRESENTATION part.. 😆 😆
Yes, I'll do tell u bout the end…..At the end of it…everyone was impressed except…ANVESHA 😆 😆
So, she started questioning….
Anv: Do u know….this product is for Indian market…not the foreign one…. 😡
S: well…I think I have read it in the file already …& my presentation was based on that…. 😆
Anv: aah well….but ur presentation was very much for the foreign market….most probably U.S. 😡
S: right maam….…I must applaud ur memory….its really inspired by their marketing scheme….but as they say….toilet cleaner is a universal product… 😆 😆 😆
Oh god…u know everyone in the presentation hall burst into laughter……But Anvesha itni jaldi to haar nahi maan na waali thi…so let's see what happens next….. 😉
Anv: But foreign views of marketing havnt proved to be beneficial in the Indian Market…..& aping them is not worthful…is it? 😡
S: (smiled)…If u r pointing at my presentation….well indirectly..then u shud notice the word I used…that's INSPIRED…😆aping is the synonym of coping ..
& it was already said that coping is not allowed…I think u shud read the file once again…😆….any more questions…(no replies)…so what's next.. 😛
One of the board members was very much influenced by
Sameer…..he said that he is done with it & may leave
now……Sameer came out…as confident as ever…👏.Bhoomi was
standing outside……
B: maan gai Sameer tujhe…kya faari tune Miss anvesha ki…..pataa hai ek number ki jhagraalu hai……
S: (smiling)…..chill yaar….Mujhe jangali billiyaan pasand hain… 😆 (typical don style…ya ya…Shah Rukh waali)
Both of them started laughing….
wagon…a silver scratch …about 10 cms long caught his
attention…ha ha ha….anvesha ki sandle ka kamaal
hai…..like me ….he too hates…any mark or scratch on his
car…It gives a person the view that the car is old &
used up….his face was like……..let me make u imagine
more clearly……imagine Naina's face when she says…why
didn't pull the trigger again so that she cud hav
killed our dear captain raj……..……so deadly expression naa…..I bet if he were a Dracula…(cutest Dracula in the history of draculas)…….he cud hav suck all her blood….he..he..he…. 😆
He sat down…his hand on his head…as if he has got all
the problems of this world……touched that silver scratch
painfully with his hand…..bhoomi was coming out of the
office….she saw Sameer sitting there like a beggar…came
to him…..
B: what happened Sameer….. 😕
S: I'll sue her… 😡
B: kise…..(she was astonished)
S: teri boss aur kaun….kya naam hai uska…jo koi bhi ho….yaar dekh meri car pe scratch lagaa ke chalti bani… 😡
B: oh to itnaa pareshaan kyun ho rahaa hai…Avi hai naa….wo paint karwaa degaa…aur darling yahaan se car hataa do……..warna abhi to bas scratch lagaa hai…
Headlight bhi phoot jaayegi.….NON-PARKING ZONE
Hai ye…. 😆
S: pataa hai….jaa rahaa hun….
B: hey wait….. 😃
S: ab kya hai….
B: Best of luck….. 😆
S: (muh bichkaa ke)….thanks.. 😆
Ab our favorite section….Sameer ka interview…..is se pehle let's see anvesha's face….her toe was aching badly…..kicking ka kamaal hai…. 😆 😆 😆
The interview this time was before…the BOARD OF
DIRECTORS…anvesha was also there…are yaar M.D.
bhi toh board ka hi ek member hotaa hai…
Hey guys I hope u havnt forgot…Sameer was there for
the job of MARKETTING EXECUTIVE….so to know
about the marketing expertise of the candidates…they
were given a project …& some time too was given…they
had to work on it & explain ….how cud they make the
Project a hit…in the INDIAN MARKET…The share of
the product being the highest in the market...the projects
were not new ….they had already been launched by the
company……..so there was seriously no option to copy..
……U know how much irritated Anvesha was frm
Sameer…so usko itni aasaani se to nahi bakshegi wo…hai
naa….Sameer was given the project…he opened the
file……..to his horrors….he..he..he..darr gaye naa…..
….u know what was written over there…..
"ECO-FRIENDLY TOILET CLEANER" 😆 😆 😆
ha..ha..ha.. 😆
At first….sameer's face was like…..yuck…yahi mila tha mujhe dene ko 😡 …but as soon as he looked at Anvesha….who was smiling….he understood it all….he smiled back in answer…..as if ready to accept the challenge….. 😆 😆 😆
He started working on it…..for 3 hours…thinking bout
nothing else except his work…oh I didn't tell u guys
naa….he is a true workaholic…
The time was over…& each applicant was there with the
best of his ability…then started the PRESENTATION
PROGRAMME…..On dear Anvesha's special request the
first one to turn up before the Board was none other
than ….our favorite……SAMEER MALHOTRA….. 😆
Sameer courteously bid good afternoon to the board members & started…….
"Hello maam…(looking at anvesha)….& good afternoon…respective maam & sir over here….I hav got a product….which is a necessity for each & everyone over here…..without its use….the place where we feel the most comfortable….will turn out to be a mess…😆.I am talking bout…..TOILET CLEANER…😆.."
And u know…..Sameer got a round of applause from the BOARD….everyone was laughing on the statements made by this cute & dashing young man…… 😛 😛 😉
"Nice start Mr Sameer" …..said Anvesha….he..he..he..
And then he started the actual presentation….which
obviously I am no one to explain…those flow charts &…
share market is not my cup of tea…but I assure u…jab
mere ff ka serial banega…then I'll for sure do
something bout it….till then bear with this act of mine…
so lets skip that PRESENTATION part.. 😆 😆
Yes, I'll do tell u bout the end…..At the end of it…everyone was impressed except…ANVESHA 😆 😆
So, she started questioning….
Anv: Do u know….this product is for Indian market…not the foreign one…. 😡
S: well…I think I have read it in the file already …& my presentation was based on that…. 😆
Anv: aah well….but ur presentation was very much for the foreign market….most probably U.S. 😡
S: right maam….…I must applaud ur memory….its really inspired by their marketing scheme….but as they say….toilet cleaner is a universal product… 😆 😆 😆
Oh god…u know everyone in the presentation hall burst into laughter……But Anvesha itni jaldi to haar nahi maan na waali thi…so let's see what happens next….. 😉
Anv: But foreign views of marketing havnt proved to be beneficial in the Indian Market…..& aping them is not worthful…is it? 😡
S: (smiled)…If u r pointing at my presentation….well indirectly..then u shud notice the word I used…that's INSPIRED…😆aping is the synonym of coping ..
& it was already said that coping is not allowed…I think u shud read the file once again…😆….any more questions…(no replies)…so what's next.. 😛
One of the board members was very much influenced by
Sameer…..he said that he is done with it & may leave
now……Sameer came out…as confident as ever…👏.Bhoomi was
standing outside……
B: maan gai Sameer tujhe…kya faari tune Miss anvesha ki…..pataa hai ek number ki jhagraalu hai……
S: (smiling)…..chill yaar….Mujhe jangali billiyaan pasand hain… 😆 (typical don style…ya ya…Shah Rukh waali)
Both of them started laughing….
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