Ovaries & Testosterone
"I have an interview today she said looking at his face pensively
He dropped the newspaper and smiled happily, continuing to sniffle and sneeze
"Where at?
"Oh... its some Market Research firm in Gurgaon
"A bit far don't you think?
"Well... you go to NOIDA too
"Well I am not pregnant
"There are many pregnant women that commute longer than I do... or I will
"That's not the point
They glared at each other
The baby twirled or it felt like it to her
"If u want to be mad... then fine she sighed realizing she hadn't broken the news to him
"I am not mad... I am just saying
"U are never home, when u are u are away running, or in the shower or chatting with friends or mad at me
"that's a long list he chuckled
"Well... I watched what all u do
"Looks like it he smiled
He looked really hot when he smiled disarmingly
Reg had pestered her for a picture of him (though she had tried her best to Google him, his Insta, FB none had his picture)
Looked like he had spent a lot of money on maintaining his digital privacy recently
She had surreptiously clicked a picture of him tying his shoe lace one evening, as the dog sat by him
He was bent over unaware
"My ovaries just exploded Reg had Whatsapped with a bunch of "hungry women memes
"Well... u now know Samidha had responded
"Godd!! Hes hot...
"Yes... good for sex... not for
"Hahaha
They had laughed to their heart's content
"I will take a Metro she said as if she was doing him a favor
"Oh please... U always take a Metro when u are unsure of the destination... remember? he taunted
"umm.. yeah... so right... I do
"Don't act like you are afraid of me Samidha
"I am... not she nodded
"Toast... maybe... NOT me
All the dog wanted was to hear his name, he charged across the room
"AVeee
He whistled as she huddled with her coffee mug
The dog slowed down like magic and scampered to him
"Slow down alright... we don't want to give her more reasons to hate you
That was like a gut punch
"So you guys are a TEAM? she screeched
"Yeahh?
Awesome
"When will you be back? Do u need a ride from the Jor Bagh station?
"Ur best friend here has to run right... Ill manage she sulked
"Okay then he got up
"Avi...
"Hmm?
"I have an arty welcome Ganpati thing, can I put it outside the front door?
"I thought u hated it here?
"Well... its not a fair middle ground... but I will adjust she shrugged
"How big is it? he asked
She scampered to her closet and brought out a carved wooden Ganesha with glossy paintwork, albeit tiny... 4*6 inch
"K... I don't like religious iconography outside my front door
"Then I wont put it up
"No... u shud he pulled his tee off with a curse and flung it on the bed
"Thanks she hid her breathless gasp
"Need help
"Not when u look like THAT she thought
She spent the next 30 minutes talking to Ajji while trying to catch the songs he was humming in the shower
She found his tool chest and went off to hang it
The upstairs neighbor guy "Do you live here? guy paused as she struggled to hold the nail and hammer it
He bend down and picked up the drill and handed it to her
"the tip's magnetic, just use this
"Haha great she nodded
The dog leaped out of the house as Avi opened the door toweling his hair dry when he heard the drill
The nail slipped and fell
The guy found it
"Here can I do it? he offered
She must have looked rather "non pregnant AND fetching in her little flowery summer dress
The dog ran to the gate and ran across the grassy patch upfront
Avi watched, with the towel around his neck
The battery died as the dude tried to drill a nail hole first
"Umm.. guess... this needs charging
"Damn she muttered
The guy looked at Avi
"U don't keep this charged? the dude questioned,
"Nope... I just use the hammer Avi flexed
He pulled the towel off and flung it on the back of the couch and stepped out
Avi nailed and hung the sculpture in less than 5 minutes the old fashioned way, with 4 quick strokes of the hammer
Dude 0 Avi 1
"thanks for trying Samidha was unusually kind to the dude... or so Avi assumed as it irked him
"Any time dude grinned, waved and walked to his car
"U have great neighbors Samidha commented as she packed up the tool chest and brought it inside
"Oh yeah... a complete angel Avi muttered under his breath whistling to his dog
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