Crafted lies & sarees
"Inko aaj hum besan ke laddoo banana sikhaye Lakshmi declared proudly as Harit bit into a piece of kaju burfi
"Huh he chuckled
"Mushkil hai, yeh haath jamne mein hamey 20 saal lag gaye, jab aapki Pihoo didi ki shaadi mein hum gaye rahe tab bhi hum gol gol nahi bana paate they Lakshmi lamented
Teeku looked like she really didn't care to make them, leave alone get them round in shape
Harit smiled conspiratorially at her
"Beta aur dein?
"that's too much sugar Teeku sounded out the words inaudibly
"Ma cheeni kam hai thodi he said aloud
"CHEENI KAM HAI? Lakshmi was shocked
"Umm... Avantika keh rahin hain he could not control his laughter as he watched his wife turn red
"Hamey kuch nahi kahin beta? Lakshmi approache dher
"Its very tasty, hamey to khoob pasand hai Teeku squirmed
He looked like the devil though he was wearing a fine embroidered kurta and chudidar as his evening ensemble
"Khaaye nahi aap? Lakshmi set the flat round brass container in front
Teeku took another laddoo and it exploded all over her pretty kurta
"Umm... she tried to collect the crumbs
"Aap to Chandu jaisi hain Lakshmi fondly smoothed Teeku's hair
"Hum Chandu se 20 saal badey hain Teeku promised
Lakshmi sat by her and picked up her hand
"Aap ko maloom hai hum Harit ki patni ko lekar kitne chinta mein they? she grinned
Teeku looked at him, he stretched out basking in the attention
"Hamare, yeh aur Hemant sabse pyaare hain... Itni door chale gaye padhne. Phone par bhabhiyon se baat karte humse nahi, hamey khoob sataye hain she sighed leaning back
"Aapko bhi satayenge... Gussa bhi aata hai inko, par turant shaant bhi ho jaate hain. Shaitan hain, par ghar ki chinta hai Lakshmi explained
"Chandu jab aapke paas tha, to yeh roz naye tarqeeb nikaalte unko lane ke liye, par Chandu aapko lekar hi aaye is ghar mein Lakshmi said proudly
Teeku unwittingly felt the folds of her saree like she did with Himani
"Pasand hai aapko? Deyi dein aapko? she smiled
"Um... no no... nahi... aap par achhi lagti hai Teeku rushed
"ma, de dein please, Avantika ek din pehan lein he pleaded with mock sincereity
She had a "I am going to kill you tonight look
"Jab yeh shaam ko aate hain court se, paseene mein lat path, tab aap yeh pehankar nikalna kamre se Lakshmi taught her seduction techniques
"Arey Lakshmi yeh 2018 hai, 1950 nahi JV sahib laughed as he entered the living room
The AC was on full blast everyone was happy
"2018 mein Alka pehantin hain, Suman bhi, inko yeh pasand aayi hai hum deyi deinge
"Beta Harit ko kahen aur dilaayenge, Banaras mein hamare jaankar hain unka mill hai, saste mein mil jaawengi JV declared
"Bauji yeh 10 karigar din raat ke kaam se banayi saree pehantin hain, mill kin ahi Harit explained
"Haan iklauti hain, laadli hain Lakshmi said sadly
"Aur arabpati ki beti Harit said solemnly