TADA! SURPRISE* SURPRISE* the great Angad Khanna to my rescue. He pulls me back in his arms, while the towel wrapped around my body, from the side comes loose a little, and all I can do is stare at it helplessly in shock cursing it silently in my head, while behind me Angad blabbers something.
I could care less about what he is speaking at this point, since all my attention is focused on the loose end of the towel, which will fall out any second. And, all I can do is stare helplessly at it, since my life depends on it, and sadly my hands are tied back, courtesy of the PIG.
"... so, babe, what do you say?" I hear him say, and all I do is nod, hoping he would release my hands, but instead what he does is try to turn me around, and in this process the stupid towel is almost about to fall, so like an idiot I end up saying, "shhhh... pshh... Noooooooooooooooo"
I meant the towel of course, but Mr. big fat head assumes it is meant for him. God, why, o why, didn't you give this guy a BRAIN? Why, o why, did you make him a cop? And, why, o why, did you make him interested in me? Wait, is he?
He is taken aback by this statement of mine, and then incredibly we land back on the stupid towel again, since he asks, "now, babe, can I get back my towel?" he asks that question, as he kisses my cheek.
The first thing I wish to do is now is throw this towel out of the window, or jump it, just keep jumping on it, jumping, pumping, dumping, and just totally destroy it BADLY.
Wait, I did not mean destroy, I meant TEAR it up, as soon, as I can get my hands on a pair of scissors, the first thing I am going to do is cut this thing up, then all the newspapers, and of course, who can forget the menus. And, if I do not find one, then I will do with my own hands, and if not my hands, then my teeth will do as well, even if I loose some I do not care. Even if I have to eat them up, it's fine, in case this guy puts them together, either stiches the towels up, or tapes the newspapers.
Now, I cannot risk that, so I am ready to eat this up as well. This towel has to BE finished! Or elsee...
Honestly, what is up with Angad Khanna and this towel now? Why does he want this towel so badly? He is going to turn me into a murderer, murderer of killing a towel, a newspaper, a menu, and lastly....
This guy is totally messed up in the head, first with newspapers, then with menus, and now with towels! Did you ever hear about a guy whose obsession lies with towels?
No? Well, now, you just did!
I am so mad at this point, especially his want of the towel from me that I literally push him back with all my strength, I also manage to catch the loose end of the towel, and tie it back.
He looks at that end, and I can see the light bulb lighting up in his brain going, "ohhhhh baby, I know you are shy!" he catches hold of my hand again. I feel like throwing up, but I don't, I run around to the side again, while Angad stands in front staring at me giving me a you-are-trapped type of look, while I stand there helplessly at his mercy.
"shoooooo" I say, as he walks to my side, while I move closer to the wall, "don't you dare come near me!" but he continues to ignore my words, as he moves closer towards me.
"YOU DO NOT LIKE ME" I scream fiercely this time, as I climb on the bed.
In this past 30 seconds, since he had said, "I like you. You like me" I had always wanted to scream "NO" back, sadly though, I could not get to it, until now.
Anyway, for a second I think I just a heard a chuckle behind me. However, I do not take the risk of turning around, all I can do at this point is rush away from him, as quickly as possible.
I jump down from the bed, while he climbs up behind me, "And, what makes you think, I don't?" I hear him say, I can swear he is smiling, as he makes that stupid reply.
Rushing out of the bedroom, I scream back, "well, whatever I do not like you! Are you satisfied now?" I ask stopping midway in the kitchen, and turning around to catch a glimpse of him, but when I hear his lazy footsteps like a coward I run.
I start running back again holding the towel trying not to think about the guy standing in the balcony of the the opposite building would think as he witnessed the spectacular sight of a girl running around in a towel with a big fat head guy chasing her for the towel.
Would he call the cops?
But, wait, Angad is a cop right? So that wouldn't help! Besides, cops never came to your rescue, they were bad, just really bad, take Angad for instance. He was bad.
Anyway, back to the original question, who in their right mind is eager to snatch a towel from a girl? And, that finally brought me to the conclusion that Angad Khanna was not in his right state of mind.
Yes, that had to be it! Or why else would he act so weird? So far, he was least interested in me, and now all of a sudden he is expressing his interest... in a perverse way... He had to be....
OH MY GOD! I cannot believe it! Is this really true?
Holyyy Molly-------
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I locate the object of my interest finally in a small corner of the kitchen I pick it up, for now, I would have to do with it. I hide behind the door, and as soon as I hear Angad's footsteps the first thing I do is come out of my hiding spot, and start hitting his head.
"OUCH OUCH...." I hear him scream, while he starts running away, the situation has now reversed to my favour, "what are you doing, Kripa?" he says, while I continue to hit his head with the feathers of the broom chanting, "you-stupid-hooded-creature-get-out!!!"
"Kri-----" I hear him say, as he is running towards the bedroom, but I am aware the spirit is wild, and loose, so I continue to hit him ignoring his pleas, chanting out, this time, "OM-SHANTI-OM-OM-SHANTI-OM-OMMMM SHANTIIIIIII OM... SHANTIII SHANTI OM..."
"OUCCCCCCCCCHH... Kri----OUAWW... OUCH-PAWWCHH" I hear him scream, as he scratches his face, and runs around the room like a dancing gorilla.
I know what the guy from the opposite building is doing this time. Holding a camera and recording this incredible sight saved for "America's Funniest Videos!"
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Ghum Hai Kisikey Pyaar Meiin
