Deb... Dude
II hunted down Shravu and spent an hour with him
Did she stop at comparing the a animal planet employee to rocks?
Nope!
She followed it up a few minutes later by saying
"I bet ummm... u know his wife feels like a wet towel every morning"
Still no response from Sam
Everyone went towards the backyard, getting into the water, BBQ, food, dancing
Deb made sure he came up to tease her about "octopus" and "squids" he had eaten
Like it was something new for her
Being married to the dude she had seen it all... Deb didnt know
"I cant believe you married HER" he exclaimed when Tan introduced him to Deb
R&B grunted, chewing on his burger
"Whats so unbelievable" R&B asked pissed
"I mean, itna lamba ladki kaha se se laaya" he said with a Bong accent
"I am from Delhi... meri Hindi iske Hindi se zyaada saaf hai" II explained to Deb, poking R&B
"He speaks it like shit, maybe u shud give him lessons" R&B muttered
II was startled but didnt dwell on it
Shravu came to her asking for ice cream, so II didnt hear her husband take pot shots at Deb
Deb explained in elaborate detail about his trips to Indonesia and the "conservation efforts" he undertook
"I am guessing octupuses are off the list?" R&B asked with a poker face
Deb was flustered
Tan cracked up LOUDLY to prove a point
He was able to observe the man hitting on II
"Did u know the cobra's venom, I mean as big... I mean... as SMALL as ur ruby nose ring could kill a person?" Deb declared
II unwittingly touched it
"Saale yeh sabko pata hai," Tan mocked Deb
Deb grunted... "I was actually invited to do a show" he said
R&B chewed slowly... watching him quietly
"Protien shake probably" II texted on her phone...
"U are smiling? I mean, there is nobody that knows more about endangered animals" Deb said smugly
By the time BBQ was done, they had all gotten a earful
Mahavir brought a crying Nivi II went up to feed her and Ranjan had work at the Mehrauli workshop so he had to leave
Sam invited her to stay and said they could go shopping
Iam going to go take a nap" II promised
R&B was speaking in French by Sam's gate
No cars were on her driverway this morning, 100s parked outside
"How come u are not responding to any of my texts? II demanded like a true DADDI
"Maine Monday se lekar aaj taq tumhe SOLAH texts bhejen hain" Sam began arguing
II 's phone was in Nivi's bag R&B had gone off to get Ranjan's car started, it was a muggy 35C this afternoon
Ranjan and Mahavir carried leftovers
II grabbed Ranjan's bag of it
"Chal gudiya, woh phone par hai, usne aivayin gussa ho jaana hai" Ranjan warned
"I work too" II scoffed
"Delh... ISI ladai se main tang aa gaya hoon" Ranjan warned
"Daddd aap jayen meri baat khatam hoyegi to main laaoongi
Sofia came out to say Lasya was crying after her nap
Tan was strolling with her on the first floor balcony, they couldnt see because of the white canopy
Sam scrolled through her phone
"KIDHAR bheja text?" Sam accused
"Last tumne mujhe poocha, Nivi ka orange outfit hai?" Sam read
"Oh sorry, uske baad tumne poocha" I am not bringing all ur pyrex dishes today, we lost two lids" Sam read
II made a face
II walked out of the gates
"Sorry ek aur... I am probably going to be late because mere miya ko harqat soojhi hai" Sam read with a straight face
II turned and grabbed the women wrestled all the way to Ranjan's car
"I NEVER SAID THAT" II shouted
Sam giggled
R&B leaned on the hood waiting, listening to his call
"Shes lying" II said loudly
"Gudiyaaa" Ranjan called
"Hes talking on the phone no? " II was pissed
Sam showed her the phone... none of the comments about Deb were received by her
"arey Shravu ko bye bolna bhool gayi"II said running inside, forgetting abt the texts altogether
when they would get home at 5 ish she would go up to take a shower before he did, giving Nivi a quick bath
Dressing up in a saree to go to Sankara Temple for the Sunday evening arti
She watched the Sun Sunday movie as she dried her hair humming her latest composition
Nivi rolled on teh 2nd floor living room floor
He showed up a while later, in his cargos and a screen printed tee in French lettering, in rust color
"I am going to make dal chawal and head out to VV" she said braiding her hair
He crowded her, until she hit the wall
"Loved the petting zoo?" he asked
"He was seriously mad... ille?" she asked him for opinion
"U thot he was mad?" he asked
"What did u think?" II smiled coquettishly
"Umm... I didnt think he was a granite wall" he muttered
AYYYOYO!!!!
HOW DOES HE KNOW?
I MEAN HOWWW?
DIDNT SAM SAY SHE GOT THE TEXT?
DID SHE FORWARD?
THEY ARE ALL A TILLU MULLU FAMILY
II MADE MENTAL ROAD MAPS
Ranjan came up, saw them inches from each other, sizing each other out and grunted
"Gudiya" he said turning away and walking out
"Daddd" II said ina whisper
"Nivi pakda mainnu" he urged
Nivi was already half way on her way to her Dadu
He picked her up as she showed him a pink phone put it on his ear
"Kiska phone aaya Dadu ko?" he kissed her rosy cheeks
He pretended to speak
Then turned to II and R&B and said in a gruff tone "Ladna nahi bilqul" he said
R&B exhaled as if saying "Can u get out now?"
Ranjan sang to her as they went down
"Did Sam send u the text?"
GENIUS!!!!!
"U did" he said
II's face filled with guilty color
"NAANA?" (Me?)
He nodded pulling it out of his pocket
"TAN ko bheja tha maine galti se TUMHE NAHI... Sam ko mila nahi text... NOW I recall... LIAR" Ii shouted shrilly
He scrolled through, and placed the phone a foot from her face
"He feels like a wall of granite" she had said
She could feel her head and her heart pound like a marathoner running through sand... squish... swish... squish swish
"I mean... who knew the snake was going to lash out like that" II said primly
"THIS" he muttered
"I mean" II began
"THIS from a woman who summons the French Army when she spots a spider?" he mocked
she turned crimson
"I didnt even touch it" she lied
"LIAR" he whispered
"HE SAID IT WAS A WATER SNAKE" she screamed
Ranjan did a face palm downstairs
Walking into the kitchen and ordering Mahavir to make a Scotch " 2nd floor aur baaqi ghar ke beech deewar khari ho sakti hai beta? Contractor nu pooch" he urged Mahavir
Nivi squealed
"Tere ma baap ne" he hissed
"Did it feel cold and soft?" he asked
He took her hand and placed it on his lower body
She yelped
She felt the throb
He undid an inch of the zipper
Leaned over and nipped her lobe
"I am sorry but I ONLY FELT HIS BODY" she shouted
"Not his dick?" he rubbed his cheek on her face
keeping her open palm on his bulge
"Are u sorry you didnt?" he asked
She stiffened kicking him 'U jerk I meant I didnt feel his" he sealed her lipswhat
"U are a sick bas***d" she shouted
"Caught u ogling my love" he whispered
Using her fingers to unzip his shorts
They writhed and thrashed on the wall
"Ogling and sexting" he nipped her neck
Feeling her curves over her chiffon saree
"Wet towel huh?" he questioned
"AYYYO" "IT WAS NOT MEANT FOR U" she shouted
He was all exposed now
he bend down and rubbed her thigh lifting her saree up
"II.. hold me" he ordered
"U are a PIG" she said
He kissed her long and hard
Her hand holding "him" at the end of her kiss
"Say it" he ordered "and caress me"
"NOT COLD... NOT SOFT" she said provoking
He pushed against her, as a tidal wave of ecstasy spilled over, in a gurgling sound out of her mouth
She felt her thong roll down her thigh as he stood up again unraveling her saree in a silky concoction
And took her by the wall
Then he carried her soft sweaty, bruised, flushed, swollen half draped body to bed, and lay over her, as she shook what seemed to her like a million times...
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