Hampton's Live at Five... Expanding News...
Good Morning Hampton, As you can see from our changing titles the breaking news turned into developing news and then to escalating news and now expanding news...
We are informed from an inside source the beachfront accommodations and mainly beach view rooms and suites are escalating in prices and this leads us to believe that the attack will happen from the seaside instead of the land side or even an aerial attack...
Let's go to the ground situation
CC: Well, do you have any update for us...
R: Yes, there is a frenzy of activity we see from these mild and innocent looking ladies... The discussion is centered around the 'Res' that had happened... And a subsequent update as they call it. That means the signal is given for the action and we can expect an attack shortly...
CC: Let's talk to as many people as possible to ascertain the situation before any attack takes place...
R: I have already arranged one to speak to me... Hello there..
T8: Hello yourself... I am beyond upset at the moment... I was only a few minutes late and I ended up way out of the front line and all the space is occupied..
R: What are you talking about???
T8: I am talking about the reservation of course... I was way down the line and the explosion we were expecting did not happen as well...
R: So there was to be an explosion...
T8: For sure... with our man in action and Jigs behind the computer there cannot be anything else but an explosion, but unfortunately it was defused... I am telling you it is a conspiracy...
T9: Shailaja, is that you? How are you??? I res'ed right after you and nothing happened man... I am so disappointed...
T8: Asha... Oh man... am I glad to see you... Have you unres'ed yet... The thread is on fire
R: So you are Shailaja?
T8: D'oh... For a reporter you are very slow on the uptake... You must join our group and we will get you to be a master of double meaning and guru of triple meaning in no time...
R: I will consider it ma'am, thank you... and you are Asha?
T9: Han... I am Asha from Hyderabad, India... you see we have another Asha too joining us from America... Don't ask any stupid question from her as she will not be as forgiving as we are and does not tolerate fools gladly...
R: I will keep that in mind... command center, please take a good look at this Asha from America... In the mean time Asha from Hydrabad, why is it that you and Shailaja look upset and disappointed?
T8: What kind of a stupid question is that??? We spend half of Friday, office time mind you, speculating over what is to come and how explosive the situation is going to get and making deals and counter deals for better viewing... Then what do we get???
R: What did you get?
T8: We got shown the path to the explosion, but not the explosion itself
R: Do you mean to say that any threat is eliminated...
T9: Wash your mouth man... There is definitely gonna be an explosion, but it is going to be delayed for a later date...
R: Do you have any idea what this later date might be?
T8: We are not gonna tell you that... Because of all your broadcasts only I think Jigs decided not to give us the blast we wanted...
R: But ma'am, it is our duty to report the situation as it develops...
T9: What developing? There is no developing? The people who are supposed develop and to set off the explosion are starring at each other and we who are visiting from all over the world is left high and dry... out in the cold
R: Let me speak to one more person... Hi there? What is your name?
T10: Please don't disturb me... I am updating my to-do list...
R: To do what?
T10: See I met all these friends of mine and they are telling me the places to go to and food to eat and people to meet and things to read and I am writing everything down so that I will get to it sometime soon...
R: Would you care to give your name to our general public?
T10: I am Aami and I too was playing catch up so might not have much information to impart so I suggest that you leave me alone and get in touch with me by next Tuesday
R: Thank you for your time ma'am and I must tell you that you have been the most polite after that lady from London in speaking to me
T11: Aami, you made it... Boy you are almost as I imagined you to be... How are you?
T10: I am well... thank you... Hope you are having a good time... I hear that the unres happened... did you catch it...
T11: Aami... that was one F%^&ed up situation and everyone is now searching for Jigs
R: Who are you?
T11: Who the devil are you? How dare you ask me who I am? I am a friend of Jigs and everyone else around here. I am a New Yorker to boot too you know and I won't take these kinds of rude questioning
R: I apologize... but tell me why you are angry?
T11: What else you expect me to be... but in actuality I am not really angry, but damn frustrated man, so damn frustrated...
R: What frustration? Why all of you guys are speaking in codes?
T11: Codes, what codes, as far as I know there was no codes only elastic to hold and maybe some buttons too though now I am not too sure... I am already pissed off with Sameer who is a dick and on top of that damn frustrated... I think you better leave me alone...
T10: Ridz calm down... I am sure Jigs will make everything alright... Gujju to Gujju I will make this promise to you and she will ensure all is well...
T11: I am only calming down because of that Gujju promise I tell you Aami... If my frustration escalate I am not sure what I will do...
R: Command Centre... there you have it folks, the general atmosphere is frustration, a sense of lost feeling and a greater sense of find Jigs and shake some answers out of her... please note at the moment the situation is contained but the threat is still not eliminated... I urge you to find ASR ASAP... in the mean time I am going to find a few more people to speak to... Over and out...
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