Hampton's Live at Five... Escalating News...
Good Evening Hampton, this was a statutory warning issued by the Homeland Security... Hereby you are requested to stock up for one month and advised to avoid crowded areas and all tourists... The security indicator is above the red level it has a new color code being declared by the Senate as we speak... The residence are encouraged to be vigilant and report any suspicious activity...
Let's get to our reporter and see how things are developing
CC: First tell us how you are managing and are you keeping safe?
R: Actually, for a bunch of terrorist they are a very well behaved crowed and also very friendly... For some reason I get this feeling they know each other very well but are meeting each other for the first time...
CC: Well tel us and Hampton what is going on...
R: I am searching for this person named Jigs aka Lady ASR... She is still elusive but I hear from a reliable source - the first tourist I spoke with - that girl by the name of Choti knows her whereabouts
CC: Lady ASR? But isn't ASR a guy who is this big shot entrepreneur who is currently in New York?
R: No this is Lady ASR... Funnily all these people are having a given name and a pseudo name. That in itself should give us enough confirmation that they are from some organize association...
CC: Let us see from our end of we could track down Mr. Raizada and find out if this Lady ASR is any relation or connection... In the meantime what is the ground situation?
R: Let me talk to a few more people... Oh also they are stocking up on coolers, chill boxes and chilled waters... Who does that in this whether? Something is really strange here??? I am not a chemistry major but I think you should inform the fire department to ensure that the water they may have to use needs to be as cold as possible... Just as a precaution...
CC: Hold on... we are getting the conformation that Mr. Raizada is also spotted in Hampton... Can you also see if we can have a quick word with him?
R: Right... Let's talk to a few more people? Hey there... what is your name?
T5: You Americans... what kind of a greeting is that? Hey there???? You could have said 'Bonjor' or as it is evening more specifically 'Bonsoir'
R: French?
T5: Right... Direct from Paris...
R: What brings you to Hampton?
T5: What could stop me from coming to Hampton? Only a world catastrophe... But it is damn cold here and I wonder how we are going to manage all that viewing in this biting cold... I hope Jigs make then do it in the afternoon or early evening without dragging the action to late night
R: You are expecting a world catastrophe? Can you elaborate?
T5: Only Jigs can elaborate... We can only speculate... and speculate we will never mind if we get reported to the DT or threatened by a closure we shall not rest till we get what we want...
R: What do you want?
T5: Lot of action and lot of stripping...
T6: Charu is that you?
T5: Geeta?
T6: God I was so hoping that you will be able to make it and I will get to meet you
T5: How can I miss it? And a chance to meet you guys? Did you meet Jigs yet? Did she give us an ETA on the action?
T6: Not yet... I am stalking still
R: Hello, what is your name...
T6: I am Geeta... What is yours?
R: Not important ma'am but tell us what is going down on Friday?
T6: Going down? No way man... It can NOT go down? It is going up or growing long or any other similar phrase but no going down... What will Khushi say if 'IT' goes down?
R: Kooshi? Who is Kooshi?
T6: Not Kooshi but Khushi... Ku... Got it... and she is the 3rd important person in this action sequence...
R: 3rd? then who is 1st and 2nd?
T6: I will give you the first important person... that will be our own Jigs... aka Lady ASR
R: Is she related to Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada?
T6: We do suspe...
T7: Geeta, is that you?
T6: Kavi???
T7: Yaps... Boy am I glad to see you... and so happy to meet you in person finally...
T6: Same here... and guess who this is...
T5: Bonjor Kavi
T7: OMG... Charu right???
T5: The one and only...
T7: Oh Charu, am I glad to finally meet you... So what is going on? have you got the micro cameras all aligned and working???
T5: All set and ready to go the moment you say action or Jigs say Res
R: Is 'Res' the signal?
T7: Of course... What kind of dumb question is that??? 'Res' is always the signal... Sometimes we get 4 or 5 res but that is all IF fault not our Jigs and we manage to sort it out...
R: IF... Something to do with India? Is another country involved too...
T7: Of course IF is everything to do with India... and not one country but multiple countries involved... we have India, England, France, Pakistan, South Africa and Sri Lanka... You are not a very well informed reporter... I suggest you get your facts right and come back to talk to us...
R: Command center... I hope you guys are copying all this... It looks like a collaborated attack on our fair land by nations we considered our allies... Please call white house... I too need to stock up on the chilled water and scuba equipment... If an attack happened I can get into the suit and dive under water... Over and out for now...
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