PART 17
Rathore : mujhe dekho...main kaise krta hu...(naina..rathore ko dekh kr position leti hai..)
Rathore : ab bs fire krna hai...(yahaan rathore fire krta hai aur naina behosh ho kr gir jati hai..Naina ko behosh hote dekh aisha shooting range k ander jaane lgti hai..)
Rathore to hiself : ye to zyda ho gya ye to behosh ho gyi…..(rathore naina ko conscious krne ki koshish krta hai..)
Rathore : naina…utho….naina…….(rathore naina k face pr halke se marta hai syad use hosh aa jaye…pr koi fyda nhi hai..tab tak aisha bhi naina aur rathore k pass aa chuki hai..Aisha bi same try krti hai but no result….)
Rathore : kya kare????????????
Aisha : krna kya hai…uthao ise aur ghar le chalo….(Rathore naina ko utha kr car me back seat pr rakhta hai…aisha naina k pass hi back seat pr baithti hai…aur rathore car drive krta hai..teeno ghar pahuchte hai….arjun car dekh kr
Arjun (doubtfully): itni jaldi aa gye ye log???? Aisa kya ho gya..(Arjun car k pass jata hai..naina ko back seat pr behosh dekh kr…)
Arjun : ise kyun hua ?????????
Aisha : swal baad me puchna….pehle ise utha kr ander le chalo….(arjun naina ko utha kr naina k room me le jata hai….aur use bed pr lita deta hai…)
Arjun : ab to btao hua kya??????? (Aisha aur rathore use sari baat batate hai…)
Arjun murmuring : pehle hi kaha tha darpok hai…pr itni hogi socha bhi nhi tha….(aisha arjun ko ishare me puchti hai…kya hua..)
Arjun : main doctor ko call krta hu…..(Arjun call krne k liye hall me jata hai….aisha table pr rakhe jug me se thoda sa pani apne hath me lekar naina k face pr chidaki hai…to naina ko dhere dhere se hosh aata hai…..)
Naina (lostly) : main kahaan hu??????? (naina ka itna filmy question sun kr rathore aur aisha ek baar ek dusre ko dekhte hai..fir naina ko aur unki hasi chutt jati hai…naina ko ab tak kafi hosh aa chuka hai…..aur use yaad aa jata hai….k wo shooting range me behosh ho gyi thi…aur jab wo rathore aur aisha ko sath me hasta hua dekhti hai to use gussa aa jata hai….wo bed se utar kr jaane lgti hai….(rathore aur aisha dono apni hasi control krne ki koshish krte hai…)
Aisha (hasi control krte huye) : ninu thoda rest kr le bacche…..(naina gusse me aisha ko ghurti hai…)
Naina : huh….mujhe nhi krna rest….aap has lo…apko to lgta hi hai main darpok hu…
Rathore : Naina aisi baat nhi hai….but sach to yahi hai naa k tum fire k awaz sun kr behosh ho gyi thi…aur ise to darna hi kehte hai naa…(naina gusse me rathore ko dekhti hai….rathore naina ko gusse me dekh kr..try to pretend k wo direct naina ko darpok na kahe)
Rathore : nhi…. Mera kehne k ye matlab bilkul nhi hai k tum darpok ho…..pr main nhi chahta…k tum kal fir se behosh ho jao…aur fir tumhe fir se ghar tak lana pade….I know kal aisa nhi hoga..pr hua to…fir mujhe tumhe utha kr lana padega naa...aur fir tum jab hosh me aaogi to lostly fir se puchogi…MAIN KAHAAN HU (naina ki nakal utharte huye…but aisa krte hi rathore ki aur aisha ki hasi chut jaati hai…as dono ko naina ka filmy style yaad aa jata hai…dono ko hasta dekh..)
Naina : main jaa rhi hu….aur mere piche aane ki koshish mat krna….(naina gusse se room se bahar jaane lagti hai..rathore bhi naina k piche room se nikalne ki sochta hai….but naina use piche aata dekh)
Naina to rathore : kahaa tha naa..k piche mat aana..ruko yahi…(naina room se bahar nikal jaati hai….door zor se patak kr jaati hai…..rathore aisha ki taraf dekhte huye ishare me puchta hai k ab kya????? Aisha bhi ishare me use bolti hai…mujhe kya pta…wo rathore ko thodi derr room me hi rehne ka ishara krti hai..after 2-3 mins..aisha uthti hai….aur door open krne jati hai…..but door open nhi ho rha uss se…)
Aisha to herself (lit bit loudly): ye kya ye achanak se kaise jam ho gya…ye khul kyun nhi rha…..wo door open krne ki try kr rhi hai…(rathore aisha k pass jata hai..)
Rathore : main try karu..syad naina ne zor se ptaka to fas gya hai….(aisha side ho jati hai…rathore door open krne ki try krta hai…but uss se bhi open nhi hota..but he realized k door syad bahar se lock kia hai naina ne…)
Rathore : syad naina ne bahar se lock kr dia hai door…(aisha ye sun kr shocked ho jati hai..)
Aisha to herself : ye ladki kabhi nhi sudhergi….iska kuch nhi ho skta…(Rathore door open krne ki koshish krta hai…but door se bahar se lock hai..but rathore bhi kya kare..bchara aisha k sath ek hi room me band ho gya hai..rathore ko aisa krte dekh..)
Aisha : superman ho???? Heman ho???? Ya fir iron man ho?????? Jo bahar se locked door ander se kholne ki koshish kr rhe ho??? Aur knock krke bhi koi fyda nhi hai…wo aisa hi krti hai..jab gussa hoti hai…….chup chap baitho…jitni derr door thokoge wo utna derr se open kregi….wo aisi hi hai..ziddi….
Rathore murmuring : tumhari behan jo hai….(but aisha sun leti hai..)
Aisha : sun lia maine…huh…haan meri behan hai koi problem hai tumhe…..ab ek jagah baith jao..(Rathore jake couch pr baith jata hai…)
Rathore in mind : Naina ko bhi pta nhi kya sujha iske sath mujhe room me lock kr dia…apni behan pr gyi hai isliye use iss matter me pgal to keh hi skta hu..abhi to din ki shuruwat huyi hai…uff pta nhi ye naina bhi naa…kya kya krti hai….arre meri galti thodi hai agar wo behosh ho gy I to…..
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Kuch derr pehle jab naina room se gusse me nikli to naina door patak kr band krti hai..
Naina to herlself : mera mazak uda rhe hai sab….huh..sabko hasi sujh rhi hai kisi ko nhi chodungi…..(tabhi suddenly naina k dimag me kuch aata hai…aur wo wapas aakr apne room ka bahar se lock lga deti hai..)
Naina to herself : mera mazak uda rhe the naa…ab bhugto..haso aur zor se haso mujh pr….ab to nhi kholungi dono ko…ab aayega asli mazaa to…(with a big smile) dekhti hu kitni derr has pate ho dono ander…..(aur naina hall me aa jati hai…wo arjun ko dekhti hai arjun phone pr kisi se baat kr rha hota hai..)
Arjun on call : haan Doctor…ap address likhiye…(Ab arjun apne hi doctor ko bhulayega naa)
(Arjun address batana shuru bhi nhi kr pta hai…k Naina arjun k hath se phone lekar call cut kr deti hai….aur arjun naina ko dekhta reh jata hai..)
Naina (gusse me) : doctor…huh…doctor bulane ki kya zarurat hai main thik hu…..mari nhi hu bs behosh huyi thi…..aur agar tumhe bhi hasna ho to has skte ho…..kyunki main to hu hi darpok aur darpok logo pr to sabko hasna chahiye…(naina ki voice tone anger se sad se convert ho jati hai..naina continues) to tum bhi has skte ho…..tum kyun piche raho….tumhe to waise hi main sabse zyda darpok lgti hu….to tumhe to sabse zyda hasne ka haq hai….to pith peeche hasne ki kya zarurat hai saamne haso naa mere upper….mujhe bura thodi hi lagega..(ek to arjun ko samjh nhi aa rha k naina aisa kyun bol rhi hai..dusra jab naina ka bolte bolte gala bhar aata hai to wo hall se bhag kr bahar garden me chali jati hai…aur arjun confused..)
Arjun murmuring : isse kya hua…maine to kuch kaha bhi nhi…..aur hasna kyun????? Aur ye mere sath aisa behave kyun kr rhi hai….aur awaz se aisa lg rha tha k abhi thodi derr me ro degi…puchu kya?? Kya hua…pr agar fir se bhadak gyi to???? Koi baat nhi….ye to smile krti hi acchi lgti hai..sad tone iss pr suit nhi krta…zyda se zyda mujhpr chilayegi hi to…mann thik ho jayega uska…(arjun naina k piche garden me jata hai…dekhta hai..naina kafi upset lg rhi hai…aur wo garden me baithi huyi hai…arjun uske piche jaake khada hota hai….naina feels k koi uske piche khada hai….wo palat kr dekhti hai k arjun hai…)
Naina : gusse me : kya hai?????? Yahi dekhne aaye ho naa k main ro to nhi rhi…..
Arjun (with confusion): haan…mera matlab hai nhi…..aisa kuch nhi hai
Naina (gusse me ) : jhut mat bolo….mujhe sab pta hai…
Arjun : kya pta hai….mujhe bhi to batao
Naina : yahi k sabko main darpok lgti hu….haan main hu darpok…sun llia…mil gyi khushi ab tum jao yahaan se….
Arjun : Jaane k liye nhi aaya hu…SYS
Naina : thik hai to main hi chali jati hu…..(naina jaane lgti hai pr arjun uske raaste me khada ho jta hai…naina jis side move krti hai arjun bhi ussi side move krta hai…iss se naina irritate ho jati hai..)
Naina : ab kya chahiye…bol to dia darpok hu main….naa khud jaa rhe ho naa mujhe jaane de rhe ho….
Arjun : ek hi din me haar maan li…..humm good hai….darpok k sath sath will power bhi nhi hai tum me…..waise to darna koi buri baat nhi hai….darr sabko lgta hai… …darr se darte to sabhi hai…pr use overcame krne ki koshish bahut kam log krte hai…. Aur tumhe to zyda aur bheed bhad wali jagah psnd hai… isliye ek hi din me ghutne tek diye…..not bad
Naina : janbujh kr kuch nhi kia hai….koshish bhi ki thi….k apne darr se jeet saku pr ek din me koi nhi jeet skta na…aur aaj faint ho gyi to aage se samy lekar bhi nhi jayega..aur tumhari goliya bazaar me to milti nhi hai…jo khud se hi sikh lu….aur kahi bhi aise hi practice nhi kr skti naa….isliye kuch nhi ho skta….
Arjun : hummm….kuch suggestion du…If u want????(Naina raise her eyebrow..arjun continues) agar nhi chahiye to koi baat nhi hai…leave
Nain in mind : kya pta…iske pass sach me koi idea ho…naina ek baar puch to..syad ye hi kaam ka nikal jaye….
Naina : ab tumhare pass koi suggestion hai to de do..kyunki wo tumhare to kisi kaam ka nhi hai…
Arjun : okay….tumne starting hi galat ki
Naina with confusion : matlab??????
Arjun : matlab ye k sam best shooter hai department ka….
Naina : Haan maine dekha….uska sari goliya ekdum target pr lgi…use dekh kr lgta hai k agar wo aankhen band krke bhi goli chalayega naa to target pr hi jake lagegi….
Arjun with smile : haan…aur tumne pehle bar gun pakadi…wo bhi sam k saamne..to tumhara moral to down hona hi tha…
Naina : to kya karu…
Arjun : 2 kaam….pehla ye k mere pass bullets chalne ka sound record hai…unhe sun ne ki koshish kro…taki next time jab shooting range pr jao…to bullets ki awaz se daro nhi…pr apne kano pr sara pressure aaj hi mat daal lena….dhere dhere start karo
Naina : pr samy to mujhe shooting range pr nhi le jayenga naa dobra…to iska kya fyda….
Arjun : syad tum bhul rhi ho…k sirf sam hi police wala nhi hai…main bhi kabhi bhi jaa skta hu..
Naina with doubtfully : to tum ye kehna chah rhe ho…k tum mujhe shooting range le jaoge
Arjun : If u want…koi zabardasti nhi hai….
Naina in mind : soch kya rhi hai haan kr de….kuch nhi to iske sath thoda sa time spend krne ko to milega…
Naina : bich me dhoka to nhi doge….mera matlab hai…pakka mujhe gun chalna sikhaoge….
Arjun : sikha dunga…but tum dhoka mat de dena..k mujhe nhi sikhna hai…kyunki main mana nhi krne dunga…isliye ek baar fir soch lo…
Naina : soch k hi bol rhi hu…pakka kabhi nhi bolungi k nhi sikhna hai..
Arjun : so ho gyi tumhari problem solve
Naina with smile : thank you so much….(naina excitement me arjun k gale lag jati hai…but use jaldi hi realized ho jata hai…naina arjun se alag hoti hai..aur arjun ki tarf dekhe bina bolti hai.)
Naina with embracement : wo I am sorry…..wo excitement thodi zyda ho gyi…
Arjun : it's okay..hota hai kabhi kabhi….chodo ye sab…tumhe college nhi jaana…jao taiyar ho jao
Naina : jaana to hai..pr abhi nhi jaa skti apne room me….
Arjun : kyun?? Room me fir se cockroach aa gya kya???????
Naina : nhi…wo diii aur sam ko lock krke aayi hu apne room me…
Arjun shocking : what??????? Tumhe sam aur aisha ko apne room me lock kr dia?????? Pr kyun?????
Naina : kya ???? kya karti main???????? Dono mere upper has rhe the….wo bhi continuously…huh…to sabak sikhana to banta hai dono ko…..(Arjun start laughing…)
Naina thinking : yaar haste huye to kya mast lgta hai..pta hi chehre pr kyun sadu sa expression lekar ghumt hai….
Arjun with laugh : isliye tumne un dono ko room me lock kr dia….tum sach me great ho..
Naina : haan agar tum mujh pr hase naa to main tumhe bhi room me lock kr dungi…SYS (arjun control his laugh)
Arjun : samjh gya…but ab to door open kr do…wrna pta nhi tumhare room ka kya hoga..tumhe pta hai naa dono kitna jhagda krte hai…chalo chalk r door open krte hai
Naina : nhi bilkul nhi….abhi thodi derr aur band rehne do
Arjun : NO….tumhe bhi college k liye late ho jayega…..aur waise bhi kafi derr ho gyi hai hume baatein krte huye….
Naina : pls 5 min aur..pls pls pls….
Arjun with smile : okay…thik hai sirf 5 min aur...ab tum ander jao….
Naina : okay..aur tum nhi aa rhe kya
Arjun : tum chalo main aata hu…..(naina ghar k ander chali jati hai…arjun ghar ki boundary ki taraf jata hai….actual me usne kisi ko ghar k ander kuch daalte huye dekha tha…Arjun uss insan ko pakadta iss se pehle wo gyab ho jata hai….arjun check krta hai….k usne ghar k ander kya dala tha….to ek pather pr ek kagaz lga hota hai..aur uss kagaz pr kuch likha hota hai..Arjun note padhta hai
Note : lgta hai ACP sahib ka dil aa gya hai ladkiyo pr…..tabhi to hume dhundne me bilkul interest nhi rha hai…dono ACP dono ladkiyo k sath security k naam pr accha time pass kr rhe hai…lagta hai ladkiyo ne Mumbai police k sabse most talented ACP's ko apni duty bhulwa di hai….(note padh kr arjun ko kafi gussa aata hai…but wo gussa control krta hai…arjun ghar k ander aata hai.)
Arjun to Naina : tumhare 5 min complete huye..ab to door open kr do…wrna main kuch nhi sikhaunga
Naina : tumhe itni jaldi kya hai
Arjun : mujhe sam se important kam hai isliye jaldi karo
(naina aur arjun naina k room ki taraf jaate hai…aur naina door open krti hai..)
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Meanwhile..jab arjun aur naina garden me baat kr rhe the…Naina k room me rathore couch pr baitha hai…aisha naina k bed pr…dono eye contact avoid kr rhe hai…but room chota sa hai..idhar udhar dekhne k chakker me baar baar eye contact hota hai..so iss se bachne k liye aisha naina k room ki halat sahi krne lgti hai…)
Aisha to herself : ye ladki ne room ki kya halat kr rakhi hai…( aisha naina ka ek teddy uthati hai..)
Aisha to teddy : Awee pooh ki kya halat hai..chalo tumhe tumhari jagah pr rakh de…(with smile..aur aisha Winnie the pooh ko utha kr uski sahi jagah pr rakh deti hai…rathore ye dekh kr smile krta hai…)
Rathore though : ye smile bhi krti hai..mujhe pta nhi tha..subah se jhake de rhi hai..pehle has rhi thi…ab teddy's se baatein kr rhi hai….ajeeb hi hai…(aisha ki nazar rathore pr jaati hai…eye contact…but rathore apna face chupane k liye side table pr padi book ko utha kr padhne ka natak krta hai..rathore ki eyes abhi bhi aisha ko hi dekh rhi hai..aisha ek ek krke sare teddy's ko unke naam se bulati hai..unhe unki sahi jagah pr rakhti hai…aur un sabke bare me bade pyar se kuch na kuch bolti hai….rathore book k piche se..aisha ko aise hi teddy's se baatein krte huye dekh rha hai….tabhi aisha ko kuch dhyan ata hai wo room me idhar udhar dekhti hai…fir rathore k pass jati hai..rathore shocked hota hai…but wo kuch kahe uss se pehle aisha rathore k side me pade teddy ko uthati hai aur jaane lgti hai…but fir back steps lekar aati hai..aur rathore ne jo book pakdi hoti hai..uske hath se lekar use 180 direction me ghuma kr rathore k hath me pakda deti hai..actually rathore ne book ulti pakdi thi….rathore apni galti pr aur shocked ho jata hai…Aisha teddy ko uski sahi jagah pr rakhti hai..)
Rathore : tum ye mat samjhna…k main tumhe dekh rha tha
Aisha : hummm…pta hai
Rathore : main bhi sirf bta rha hu
Aisha : thik hai…..
Rathore : wo kya hai naa naina k teddy's ka collection itna accha hai…to (try to explain k wo kya kr rha tha..k tabhi naina aur arjun door open kr dete hai…unhe dekh kr..)
Aisha to Naina : agar gussa shant ho gya ho to jao college k liye taiyar ho jao..
Naina : jaana mujhe nhi hai..apko hai kyun room mera hai..(koi aur kuch keh paaye iss se pehle)
Arjun : sam tujhse kuch important baat krni hai…(arjun ki awaz me tension ka pta aisha ko bhi chal jata hai….arjun aur sam naina k room se apne room me jate hai..)
Aisha : tum college k liye taiyar ho….(naina haan me sar hilati hai….aisha naina k room se nikal kr sam k room me jati hai…jahaan arjun ne sam ko wo letter dia hua hota hai…to wo letter sam padh rha hota hai….tabhi aisha door knock krti hai…but wo sam k hath me letter dekh kr sidhe room me enter krti hai…aur sam k hath se letter lekar padhna shuru kr deti hai..letter padhne k baad….)
Aisha : ye sab kya hai???? Mujhe wo sare letters padhne hai jo usne bheje hai….(Sam k ishara krne pr arjun aisha ko wo sare letters deta hai…aisha unhe padh kr shocked ho jati hai…wo questioning nazaro se sam aur arjun ko dekhti hai…
Sam : matter itna serious hai…use hamare har pal ki khabar lag jati hai
Aisha : to pta karo naa kaun hai wo?????
Arjun : koshish jari hai..pr kuch pta nhi chal paa rha..kuch zyda hi chalak hai wo
Aisha : aisi condition me main naina ko college akela kaise bhej du…no way….
Sam : don't worry…naina ki college me security ka intzaam ho rakha hai..already…
Aisha : matlab ?????????
Arjun : hamara ek qabil officer college me student bankr naina k aage piche hi rehta hai
Sam : aur acchi baat yehai k naina ki uss se acchi dosti bhi ho gyi hai….aur dusri acchi baat ye hai k iss stalker ko hamare bare me to pta chal gya hai..but syad college me hamara officer hai ye baat nhi pta…kyunki agar use pta hoti to wo zarur kahi na kahi mention krta…
Arjun : sam sahi keh rha hai….aur college me shree ki nazar sab pr rehti hai….to naina ko college me koi khatra nhi hai..aur agar tum me se kisi ka bhi schedule change hua…to stalker apne kaam me kamyab ho jayega…so pls naa hi apna schedule change karo naa hi naina ka..
Aisha : pr naina ko kuch ho gya to????
Sam : trust me….main naina ko kuch nhi hone dunga…(eye contact and lock aisha aur sam ka..arjun smiles and continues)
Arjun : aur tumhe bhi….(aisha aur sam arjun ki taraf dekhte hai..arjun continues) kuch nhi hoga tum dono ko…trust karo….
(Aisha bina kuch kahe room se bahar chali jati hai…)
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