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I liked it yaara.

So much funni.

I loled at work yaara.

Tfs.

Such gutter. All of u r so gutter.

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I can't talk like that... 😔. Like the other Forum members. And you guys ape them so comically and sarcastically 😭. I can't 😭. Will it help if I write it in bright pink???

All of you are writing funny stuff. But the funniest of all is the fact that this "story" is in the Fan Fiction forum and has not been PUed yet. 😆

Hahahaha!M!loved it!!!absolutely brilliant!!That poor guy just cant any action at all...can he??his sperms a going to degenerate i tell you!!

CHAPTER 9: Iss Pyaar Ko Naam DI-ya!

A/N: The story and the characters have to move in the space I decide after 10 shots of tequila. Please don't send me PMs about writing story after drinking Mango Frooti. Also bear with the typos, grammar and spelling. Like my Guru, Shri Cowtham Hayday, I too write in used toilet paper and make my chamelis type it for me.

A/N2: Also, I checked, we have 11/28/40/45 views and only 10/27/39/44 comments. Those who don't comment, will be bombarded with PMs from -TiyaKotex- , -Crazy4UrComment-, -PlissComment- etc. You have been warned.

This chapter is dedicated to lovers of PenDrive.

Recap:

ASR leaned down towards her, aiming for her lips, a blindfold clutched in his hand...

As he reached for his Sanka Devi's lips, in a perfect MadMidas-esque style, his phone beeped "Meds for Di". That very instant he jolted and raced off the room to find his Sayani Anjali Di.

Khushi let out a sigh of pure, StarPlus bahu satisfaction. Her Papad Ka Thudka was such a Di Ka Dewaana. As they say, Bros before Hoes and Di before Biwi. She was so happy, more happy than Gopi after Ahem faraked her, more happy than Bhabo after she yelled at IPeeS Wannabe; that her lips automatically started humming

Jo Pehle Hua Hai

Ab Phir se ho raha hai

Chotey Humko Jaga Kar

Di ko Sulane gaya Hai

Ye Ishq Hai Ya Kuch Aur Hai

Ya Bas Di Ko Chup Karane Ki Der Hai

Ho Isko Mein Keh Sakti Hoon

Ruk Mein Batati Hoon

Haan, Mein Di Ki Saut Hoon(x2)
Haan, Mein Di Ki Saut Hoon(x2)

As she hummed this song, she was transported into the magical world of Di, her medicines, her innocent demands of bringing the kidnapping, lying, leg piece yearning, snake, SMJ( not the show, but the person). She couldn't, for the life of her figure out why the IPK forum kept saying...

Karele sey bhi Kadwi hai

Rakhi Sawant sey bhi besharam hai

Anjali Di hai sabse darawani.

But Khushi wouldn't upset herself, thinking of IPK forum. Instead she was going to focus on Arnavji's upcoming birthday on September 21st. Thinking about it, she got out her notebook and wrote the date. As was her habit, she started doodling her symballisms. Being born on September meant Arnavji was a Virgo. She drew the symbol of Virgo

She knew the looped sign on the bottom indicated her Arnavji hairy crossed legs, representing his permanent ban on chotey never seeing the sun.

Virgo had five words and so did Arnav. Also, Virgo started with the letter V; the same letter Arnav ended. Loop always closed; cannot be opened, broken, entered.

The body part Virgoans most associated with was Belly. Thus, for her gift, she decided to make a 3D life size image of Anjali Di wearing her backless choli, net saree(showing off her, what else, belly). If she was lucky, she was even going to ask HappyJi to put in some wires and make it say "chotey". Yes, that was a really good plan, Khushi thought to herself, closing the loop once and for all.

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While Khushi was looping, ArnavJi was being the usual StarPlus hero taking eons to walk up to his Di's room to give her medication. But, that didn't faze him. In fact, he enjoyed walking in slo-mo, with music blaring in his mind, indicating the upcoming "ASR" moment.

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Meanwhile...

"Mmm..."

"Aaahhh"

"Mmm..."

"AAAHHH"

Shyam and Anjali came up for air, taking a break from their kiss. "You know na, chotey said, you can't be in the room" said Anjali, breaking into her trademark pout.

"I know, Rani Sahiba. He also said, one family member must be present when we are together. But, I can't help myself" said Shyam, pulling her closer, so that his iron rod collided with her abs of steel.

"Ouch" said Anjali coyly and with that they broke into another noisy, slurpy kiss, their tongues playing, tonsils colliding to the tune of "Arra ra, nakka muka" playing in their heads.

Clipty clop, clipty clop, clipty clop, clipty clop

Anjali's ears like the dog's nose and typical Star Plus fallacy, heard the tap-dance shoe her chotey wore. She immediately broke off the kiss much to Pen Drive's protests and said "chotey is here"

"Aaney do" replied Shyam, his confidence increased by his other lover ( phangurl wala love, bozos) Dadi Hand Malik.

" No, he will never know we were trying to make another Sonu Graphie Singh Raizada (Jha). Instead he'll have you arrested for breaking and entering <insert symballims>" cried Anjali.

Anjali fixed her saree, and shoved Shyamji, where else, into the closet just in time for her brother to knock on the door and enter the room.

"Di, aap theek ho?" asked Siri... Oops, Arnav

"Haan, chotey, hum theek hai" replied answering machine...Oops, Anjali.

"Di, you look flushed, your nose is red, your lips are swollen, are you sure, you are alright?" asked the Virgin

"Mmm... yes, I think I should rest a bit" said Anjali

"Sure, let me feed you the meds. Here, take the Rajma, fukitol,DiLauMe, ShyaMax, All-A-Day, Cod Kheer Oil, " said the soul of Mother Theresa trapped in the 6-foot body of Arnav Virgin Singh Raizada nee Arnav Virgin Malik.

"Thanks, chotey. What about Attentionseekay'all, Deluserol, Bitchodin, Insanityisin and Cockaine?" asked Star Parivaar 2013's favourite Di.

"Doctor Lalit said Cut it" said Arnav sadly.

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Chamelis Anthem

ASR Rox (Di's world)

SaRun Paper ( Mache Di's face)

ArHi Scissors (Cut it, Biatches)

ShaJali Glue ( sticky, sticky, sticky)