[Shiv-Gauri] The Oldest Story... - 3 (END -p. 134) - Page 70

Originally posted by: sridevi27

Seriously?? Lol.. it's actually something one of my friends said to another one of my friends.

I think the conversation went something like this... (to give you a context, one is like 34 DD and the other is like a 32 AAA).

32AAA: I don't know what to wear tonight

34DD: why? Does this shirt make me look fat?

32AAA: No, I think that's just your boobs.

34DD: Oh please! I don't think you should talk with those mosquito bites that you call breasts. In fact, I think you are the only girl I know who can wear a bra either in the front or the back and it wouldnt' make a difference.

(don't worry, they love each other very much) hehehee

lol, at least they are friends..its all good..
but for my cousin she was RED from anger specially cause it was a day before her sisters wedding and the house was filled with loads and loads of people... but this is how they're convo went..I put in translation just in case you can't understand my urdu..
my grandma: tum ne jo kal tight wala churidaar pehna tha, woh kampra toh buhot pyaar tha lekin tum per kuch jacha nahi.. you know fitted churidaar you wore yesterday, it was nice but it didn't look nice on you..
my cousin: daadi-jaan!!
my grandma: Toh tum kal ke liye woh poosh up wali brassiere lena apni machar dana ki liye... so for tomrw (the wedding day), by a push up bra for your mosquitoes bites🤣
my cousin, grabbed the keys, and before stepping outside she yelled Duni get yours ass in the car rite now, we're going to Victoria Secrets now!!

I found the whole thing funny, only because I was surprised that first my grandma noticed and second for the fact she even knows how to "enhance the mosquito bites".. my cousin drove till the end of the street and told me to get out of her car cause i couldn't stop laughing..and I'm one person who can never control my laugh..lol but I had to just for her
My grandma's reason for pointing it out was ..she wouldn't get any proposals otherwise, so it was her "well-being".. ..lol

p.s I think this is the longest post I've written ..😃

ahhh!! gauri and thalia together are like weapons of mass destruction..

real life inspired updates are always welcome
ur bf sounds uber romantic

Originally posted by: arabianpaki

lol, at least they are friends..its all good..
but for my cousin she was RED from anger specially cause it was a day before her sisters wedding and the house was filled with loads and loads of people... but this is how they're convo went..I put in translation just in case you can't understand my urdu..
my grandma: tum ne jo kal tight wala churidaar pehna tha, woh kampra toh buhot pyaar tha lekin tum per kuch jacha nahi.. you know fitted churidaar you wore yesterday, it was nice but it didn't look nice on you..
my cousin: daadi-jaan!!
my grandma: Toh tum kal ke liye woh poosh up wali brassiere lena apni machar dana ki liye... so for tomrw (the wedding day), by a push up bra for your mosquitoes bites🤣
my cousin, grabbed the keys, and before stepping outside she yelled Duni get yours ass in the car rite now, we're going to Victoria Secrets now!!

I found the whole thing funny, only because I was surprised that first my grandma noticed and second for the fact she even knows how to "enhance the mosquito bites".. my cousin drove till the end of the street and told me to get out of her car cause i couldn't stop laughing..and I'm one person who can never control my laugh..lol but I had to just for her
My grandma's reason for pointing it out was ..she wouldn't get any proposals otherwise, so it was her "well-being".. ..lol

p.s I think this is the longest post I've written ..😃

This looks like a convo in my home...specially during family functions!! And they don't just stop till mosquito-bites....they have all kinds of characterizations....smallest of-course are mosquito bites...then there are the nimbu-daane (lemon seeds), apples, torpedoes and last but not the least melons....which according to my grand-mom's sister is what every girl should be carrying around...those and strong child-bearing hips....or else no lady would want her son's seed to be planted in you🤣🤣

Originally posted by: kellz

real life inspired updates are always welcome
ur bf sounds uber romantic

Originally posted by: jazzerette

This looks like a convo in my home...specially during family functions!! And they don't just stop till mosquito-bites....they have all kinds of characterizations....smallest of-course are mosquito bites...then there are the nimbu-daane (lemon seeds), apples, torpedoes and last but not the least melons....which according to my grand-mom's sister is what every girl should be carrying around...those and strong child-bearing hips....or else no lady would want her son's seed to be planted in you🤣🤣

Originally posted by: sridevi27

Hahaa... this is incredible! Melons!

Big ones (even relatively big ones) are really no fun - b/c they hurt like a b#@! when it's that time of the month. I hope some of you can relate... it's not all it's cracked up to be ;)

-Devi

Originally posted by: sridevi27

Hahaa... this is incredible! Melons!

Big ones (even relatively big ones) are really no fun - b/c they hurt like a b#@! when it's that time of the month. I hope some of you can relate... it's not all it's cracked up to be ;)

-Devi

I'm surprised coz mine are big enough but thank god they donot hurt

I'm surprised coz mine are big enough but thank god they donot hurt

Originally posted by: sridevi27

Hahaa... this is incredible! Melons!

Big ones (even relatively big ones) are really no fun - b/c they hurt like a b#@! when it's that time of the month. I hope some of you can relate... it's not all it's cracked up to be ;)

-Devi

Really? I didn't know that. Maybe I'm an exception.

Lovely update Devi. I love girl talks, especially when the girls involved are Gauri & Thalia. Sorry for commenting so late. I had 2 exams today and now 2 more tomorrow. Your updates are a relief from the studying.