Hey Samira!
I am simply speechless!!!!
Before I start telling you my favourite parts,I wanna give you a humongous bear hug and a flying kiss too!!🤗❤️
This has been the most touching part ever!!!! Especially the part where he was reading her diary entry and after that he thought she was dead but deep in my and right from the start I knew she couldn't die,right? For a moment I thought what is she was really dead,then i realised how could Maan be feeling at this moment or more importantly,how would anyone who's family member,life partner or close ones with cancer and can die any moment be feeling.The diary portion was simply omg..it made me cry buckets and buckets , non-stop
oceans of tears..okay, not exactly so much,yeah maybe a little lesser like one bucket!😆
The most annoying line was 'I know you are but what am I'!!!🤣
I am so embarrassed for Geet. She was actually,like ACTUALLY thinking *cough,cough* stuff!!OMG!! Geet was ashamed at her thoughts. Really, you'd think she was the male and he was the female. Instead of him lying almost on top of her, it should have been Maan sitting in the middle of the bed staring at his DIVINE hands. Heck! Anyone would happily stare at his hands. Then she would have approached the bed with a large cup of milk in her hands. Sculling the milk in one go, she would have wiped her mouth aggressively with the back of her arms. Maan would have blushed and hid his face with his BEAUTIFUL hands, whimpering in nervousness. And then she would come closer and closer, licking her lips in anticipation.....And then - 🤣I can't think of a situation where this emoticon any better!
The children pouted in sadness, 'how are we going to have fun if Geet didi isn't here?' they asked in a sulky tone. Maan raised his eyebrows, trying to act offended 'are you all trying to say that I'm boring?' The children laughed cheekily, 'no your also fun as well!' Maan shook his head, 'now I'm going to have to prove to all that I can be as entertaining and loving as your Geet didi'. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I always find it funny when the girl is didi and her husband or any boy is called uncle!😆
'Pregnancy has turned you into an old, annoying, angry and emotional hag' he retorted. 'I've been living 9 months of hell with your PMS outbursts.'
'Try carrying a child in YOUR stomach for 9 WHOLE months!' she snapped. 'And it's not some normal quiet child. He karate kicks me every time I move" she complained.
'Of course he does' Maan retorted, 'since his mother is a black belt in that area of profession'.
'You just wait' she began, 'once this baby is born, I'm going to kick your ass!'
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lots of KICK-TALK in here!!🤣
'Oh I'm sorry did I disturb your moment of nodding at that SKINNY non-pregnant nurse' she snapped in jealousy. Hahahahaha...seems like someone's burning in here!!Call the fire brigade someone!!
The labour room scene was seriously LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Maan's eyes widened at the thought. 'Your going to stick a vacuum into my wife and suck my baby out?' he breathed out. 'Does MY BABY look like DIRT to you? For you to SUCK it out WITH a god DAMN VACCUUM?' Maan shouted in anger. The doctor tried to calm him down, 'it's not literally a vacuum cleaner' he remarked, 'it just works similarly in order to bring the baby out'.I can so imagine him being so shocked and disgusted!!
Through horrified eyes, Maan stared at the doctor as he began to suck his little boy out. He felt bile rising up his throat and knew for a fact that he was going to vomit any second. Within a few seconds the wail of a child's cry erupted in the room, causing everyone except Maan to sigh in relief. A gush of blood flowed as the blood filled baby was lifted by the doctor. Right before his eyes, they cut the umbilical cord which caused Maan to see stars in his head.OMG!Maan should really become a doctor and see this everyday!!Hahahaha!!
He was close to restrain himself when suddenly he heard Geet gasp in happiness, '1 child, now 5 more to go'. Geet is really nuts!!!!She is thinking about the other 5 right after giving birth!!Actually you're the crazy head behind this!
Maan laughed at her stinginess, 'I want my son to be named Armaan'.
Geet raised her head and looked at him, 'You want to name our child after you?' she stated.
'You have my house, my business and my entire property under your name' he complained, 'at least let the child be named after me'.
'Pray tell' Geet stated, 'who gave birth to this child?'
'First of all, without me - you wouldn't have been pregnant in the first place' he pointed out. 'And secondly, it's the vacuum that gave birth to our child, not you and your lousy pushes'.
'What!' she gasped.
'So if you want to name the child according to who gave birth to him, you may as well name him Vacuum baby' Maan retorted.
In spite of herself, Geet began to laugh at the name. 'Imagine that?' she exclaimed, 'The Phurana family and their Vacuum baby'. Maan shook his head, chuckling at the thought. 🤣 Vacuum baby Singh Khurana!!!
This is the most hilarious thing ever!!!
I'm really going to miss you and ur funny updates!!!
All I can hope is you write another FF!!
I will wait for u to turn 80 even if that's ur condition but I will wait!🤣
Love you a lot yaar
Thanks for writing this!
Good luck with your exams!!🤗
Love you,Shaila❤️
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