*|The Coconut That Wouldn't Crack|*
It started with a horse.. And her prince charming seated comfortably on it.. He was wearing a white sherwani and a red turban with a diamond in the middle.
One of the aunties shouted.. "Baarat aa gayiii.. ! Kinna sona munda hain..! Doctor hain.. !!"
One of the other aunties stopped Atul from filming and her face popped in the camera..
"Arrey Beta? Video le raha hain? Toh bol naa..?!" She adjusted her hair and plastered a smile
immediately.. !
Rahul came from behind and said.. "Jii auntyjee.. Aap phir se bolo naa.. ! "
"Baarat aa gayiii.. ! Kinna sona munda hain..! Doctor hain.. !!"
Atul: "Waaah waaahhh Auntyjee.. Aap kitni.. Achhhi lag rahi hain video mein!"
Rahul muttered very audibly into Atul's ear.. "Champpp.. Chal naa.. Warna yeh video Armaan Riddhima ki shaadi ka kum aur aunty ki autobiography zyaada lagega!"
Armaan was getting off the ghodi..
Padma came and did the pooja, put a teeka on his head and sprinkled water while the others threw flower petals on the handsome groom..
Abhi: "Auntyjee.. Aap ek rasam toh bhool rahi hain'!"
Padma: "Nahi beta.. Mujhe bilkul yaad hain!". She inched forward to pinch Armaan's nose.
But Abhi was too quick for her and he covered Armaan's nose with a handkerchief..
"Awwww.. !"
Abhi: "Auntyjee.. So sorry.. Woh kyaa hai naa ki hum ladke waale bohot hi tez hain.."
Nikita: "Abhi toh doosri sabhi rasam baaki hain.. !" She looked at Armaan. "Tumhare jhoote bacha ke rakhna samjhe..!?"
Abhi: "Jhooton ko tum chhoo bhi nahi paoge..!"
Niki: "CHALLENGE!"
Abhi: "Manzoor!"
The video cut to Armaan's room..
Armaan was looking so nervous.
Rahul:" Arrey ab tujhe kya hua hain?"
Abhi: "Kuchh nahi.. Soch raha hain ki ghodi pe baith ke bhaag jaata hoon.. !"
Rahul: "In that case, sorry Armaan.. Lekin ghodi wala toh chalaa gaya..! Yeh Abhimanyu Modi ne ghodi waley se 500 rupees ke liye jhagda kiya.. ! Kanjoos.. !"
Armaan: "KYAAAA..?! Tumne ghodi waaley ko paise nahi diye?
Atul: "Armaan mere bhai.. Chill karo.. !"
Abhi: "Yes Dr Armaan.. Breathe in.. Breathe out.. Breathe In.. Breathe out!"
Armaan: "Meri doosri sherwaani jo phere ke waqt pehni hain.. Woh abhi tak driver tailor ke shop se lekar nahi aaya hain guys.. ! Mein kya karoo?"
Rahul: "Armaan.. Tu ladkiyon ki tarah kyun behave kar raha hain aaj?"
Armaan: "SHUT UP.. !"
Abhi: "Dr Armaan.. Aapka Blood Pressure high ho jaayega..! Shaant ho jao.. ! Ruko mein driver ko phone karta hoon!"
Armaan: * in a dramatic way* "Koi mujhe paani do!"
The scene cuts to the mandap..
Shashank is running around while Billy is just sitting in one corner almost falling asleep.. It zooms into Billy's face.. He falls asleep for 2 seconds and then jerks his head up.. Looks around and goes back to sleep..
The scene cuts to the girls' dressing room..
Anjali: "Muskii.. Yeh kyaa hain..? Rahul ko yahaan se bhagaaya toh ab tu shooting kar rahi hain.. !"
Muskaan: "Anjiii.. Wohh.. Mein.. Wohh.. !".
Anjali: "Achha chal.. Mera ek chhota message record kar..!"
Muskaan: "Bol!"
Anjali: "Riddhima.. So much to say but don't know where to start.. Kal se mujhe koi bhi oothaayega nahi.. Alarm rakh kar sona padega.. ! Room kitna khaali lagega.. ! Your side of the bed will be empty.. I'll miss seeing your Teddy Bear.. And I won't ever be able to open our cupboard again.. Your side will be entirely empty.. Mein sone se pehle kisse baat karoongi..? Aur tera stupid phone bhi raat ko 2 baje ring nahi hoga.. ! Thank God for that though.. ! Tu kyun jaa rahi hain Riddhima..? I'll miss you SOOO much..!" Anjali's eyes were filled with moisture. 25 years they had lived together.. In one house.. In one room.. how was she ever going to enter that room and feel the same again? She was going to be so lonely after all the celebrations were over and she was dreading it already..
Nikita just jumps in to the video.. "Oye Anjali.. ! *gives tissues* apne aasoon pochh lo.. ! *In a very very dramatic way* "Hamari Riddhima ab paarayi ho chuki hain.. ! Woh apne pati ke ghar jaayegi.. ! *takes out a tissue herself and wipes her eyes* *Puts her hand on her forehead in a very devdas manner*
The video cuts to the marriage pheras..
While Armaan and Riddhima were taking pheras, Muskaan, Anjali and Nikita were actually huddled up in the corner counting the money Armaan had given them for the jhootas.. !
After the marriage ceremony was complete.. Armaan Riddhima take blessings from everyone.. While bending down, Armaan had the audacity to wink at Riddhima while Riddhima blushed and cried at the same time..
The scene cut to the car in which they left the wedding venue.. This was the most hilarious moment of all.. It is a common tradition to break a coconut under the car's tyre as a sign of the start of a new and auspicious beginning and a happy life.. ! The coconut just simply wouldn't break.. ! The driver actually reversed break.. And the coconut was placed again. And they tried to move the car over it.. But the coconut flew in the other direction when the car tried to run over it.. The driver reversed one more time and the coconut was placed precisely before its wheel, and FINALLY they heard the crack of the shell..
The video ended with.. "The coconut perfectly epitomizes the dramatic love story of our favourite couple.. We wish them all the Good Luck and Love in their beautiful journey yet to come.. "
Edited by Dhw@ni - 14 years ago
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