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naye rishtey,,,,,,,,, (a sayank based story)
samrat: to mayank nupur kesi lagi??
s: dekh yaar..... thodi si jyaada nervous thi uss din,,, you know girls..
m: ya sure...... dikh raha tha..... mujhe kya lagta hai na tujhe jo sharam deni thi na bhagwaan ne wo bhagwaan ne teri behen nupur ko de di..... kitna sharmaati hai....
s: hmm..... choti behen hai meri,....,,, kuch zyaada hi delicate hai......
m: pata hai.... first meeting mein hi HANDLE WITH CARE ka board par liya tha.. isiliye to haan ki hai.....
s: but seriously dude...... tu mera best frnd hai.... mein tujhe acchi tarah jaanta hoon tu nupur ka khayaal rakhega...... par phir bhi wo meri behen hai.....
m: samrat..... trust me,,,,,,,
s: hmm.......
m: nyways.... ab tu mera best frnd hai to mere fiance se meri meeting bhi to fix karwa......
s: dude... wo meri behen hai..... mein usse kyu help karunga tujhse milne ke liye.,,, ulta ek bada bhai hone ke naate usse rokunga...
m: oh hello.... teri shaadi se pehle gunjan bhabhi se tujhe milwaane ke liye mene kitne paapad bele the yaad hai ki nahi.......
s: par gunjan teri bahen thode hi thi....
m: to koi girlfrend bhi nahi thi.........
s: (winked)
m: i mean wo meri behen jesi hi to thi..... aur tu..... tu aise kya dekh raha tu mujhe nupur se milwa raha hai bas...........
s: good byee...
m: bas samrat.... dekhli teri dosti dekhli teri yaari...... kya sila diya hai tune meri dosti ka........ bas ab aur kuch na kehna,,,,, dost dost na raha yaar yaar na raha.... ae mere ........ ab,,, ab,,,,, aage kya tha?? kher...... tu mere saath itna bada dhoka karega mene socha bhi nahi tha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (full filmy way)
s: bas bas........ jyaada naatak mat kar.... saala nautanki....... par jyaada kuch karne ki koshish mat karna......
m: haan haan.. tu tension mat le..... abhi kya mein to shaadi ke baad bhi tujhe roz raat ko phone karke hi soungaa........
s: kamine,.......,, sharam kar.....
m: kya sharam kar?? wo meri patni hai.... aur wese bhi agar terese darta raha to meri maa ka sapna kese poora hoga??
s: konsa spna?
m: apne pote ya poti ka chehra dekhne ka,,,,,,,
s: mayank.............. tu to nahi bachega saale............ (he started running towards him)
m: are nahi paagal tu mera saala hai mein nahi........ (he too running)
and they started their boyish fight,,,,, haatapaahi......... not tom and jerry fight,,,, it was literally wwe fight,,,,,,,, they were hitting each other........ after sumtym finally samrat won..........
m: arre samrat hat na mein to mazaak kar raha tha.......
s: jyaada mazaak mat kar..........
m: arre mere upar se hat ja... warna teri behen shaadi se pehle hi vidhwaa ho jaayegi.....
s: mayank....... (he pushed him more))
m: aah,,,,,,,,,, accha accha thik hai........ tu mujhe jaanta nahi hai kya.... mein usse khush rakhunga.....
s: hmm....... (gettiing up)..... pata hai...... tu dil ka bahut accha hai....
m: thank you... (putting his collars up)
s: wese tu aaj haar gya fight mein,,,,,,,,
m: arre mein kahaan haara............ wo tujhe khush karne ke liye........ wo kehte hai na saari duniya ek taraf joru ka bhai ek taraf..........
s: tere ko aaj mein jinda nahi chodunga........
and mayank ran in the hall of nupur's house...... yes they were at samrat's house.................. they were running samrat behind mayank,,,
m: help....... somebody help me.......
s: ruk jaa,,,,,, saale......
m: mein fir nahi bolunga..... mein tera saala nahi hoon tu mera saala hai.......
s: (totally irritated) kamine aaj hi gunjan se raakhi bandhwaata hoon tujhe ,,,,, phir dekhte hai kon kiska saala hai,....,,
m: (laughing) are already tera itna dangerous saala hai uday,,, phir tere ko ek aur saala cchahiye........
s: (extremely irritated) ttu na.........
and he jumped on him... in order to save himself mayank moved aside in a hurry and bumped in nupur..... samrat on other hand fell on the sofe which was behind mayank................ nupur unablee to balance herself was in mayank's arms now............... they were lost.......... completely lost...........
wen samrat noticed it.... went near them....... near to mayank's ear,,
s: (whispered to mayank's ear) jise tu taktaki lagaa ke ghoor raha hai uska bhai tere saamne khada hai,.,,,,
mayank sudenly gained his senses......made nupur stand.......
s: yeh kya ho raha tha....
nupur unable to speak anything......
mayank noticed the embarrased atmosphere,,
m: kya kya ho raha tha.... mein apni hone waali patni ke saath romance kar raha tha.......
samrats jaw dropped........ he was completely shocked... and nupur....... she flushed,.,, she thot of digging a whole and jump into it..... wat mayank said!!!!! that too in front of her brother.....
wen they heard somebody laugh,,,
it was gunjan,,,,,,,,,
g: seriously you guys are hillarious........ (still laughing)
m: wese bhabhs mene kuch galat to kaha nahi...... (moving towards her)
g: nahi to......... (laughing......)
m: kyu tujhe yaad nahi hai kya ki tune aur bhabhi ne shaadi ke pehle kya kya kiya tha........
s: shut up mayank.... nupur khadi hai......
m: to nupur tum beth jaao........
s: kya,,,
m: duffer jab nupur meri wife ho jaayegi to mein tere saare secrets isse share karunga na.......
s: mayank stp black mailing me
m: i m not black mailing you........ you know mein nupur se kuch nahi chupaana chahta.......
nupur felt a feeling of satisfaction........ she was like aweee how sweet of him.........
m; to thik hai samrat mein aur nupur restaurant jaa rahe hai..
n and s: wat???
m: kyu samrat tu mana kar raha hai kya????
s: par..
m: samrat... remember jab mene tujhe aur bhabhi ko milwaaya tha to mein poore ek ghante tak bhabhi ke uss bhai ki bakwaas sun raha tha... wo mere liye koi badi punishment se kum nahi tha... to tu ek haan nahi kar sakta..
g: come on samrat,,,,,,,,, let them go....
s: of course... mere paas aur koi option hai??
m: cool...... chalein nupur...
n: of course.... mere paas aur ki option hai??
m: tum bhai behen kya dialogues decide karke aaye ho kya...
g: mayank jaao.... plz......
m: ok bye,,, chalo nupur..
s: mayank..... my eyes are on you....
m: haan watever...
s: mayank////////////////
m: okk...... bas ek do kisses ke ilaawa kuch nahi karenge........... (nupur was stunned..... her situation was that she can fall any time)
s: saale tu.........
m: bhabhi..... ab to mujhe raakhi baandh hi do... taaki isko santushti mile.........
s: (angerily) mayank..........
m: nupur chalo.l.... (and he went out withot even looking back once...)
g: samrat tum bhi na,,
s: chashmish tum bhi uski side le rahi ho..
g: wo tumhaara best frnd hai.......
s: aur ab mera jija hai.......
g: aur saala bhi....
and they laughed...
where as mayur,,,
they ordered lunch,,
m: nupur........
n: hmm... (coming out of her thots...)
m: umm... to... kuch bataao apne baare mein..
n: mein.... mein wo.. wo...
m: first of all be comfortable ........
n: haan,,,
m: to ......,,, tumhaari hobbies kya hai??
n: meri hobbies.. umm,,,,, singing,, dancing,, cooking,,, reading story books,,,,,,, umm,,,
m: okk,,,,,,,, mujhe tum books pad kar uski kahaani suna dena... tum gaana mein guitar bajaaoonga ,,, umm tum khaana banaana mein khaa loonga... aur dancing,, haan wo mujhe aata hai..
n: (laughed) tum hamesha aise hi baat karte ho...... (still laughing)
m: karnee padti hai.... ab dekho subah samrat thoda tension mein tha ki ab mein uska frnd nahi rahunga to mujhe kuch nautankiyaan karni padi tAAKI use aisa lage ki mein abhi bhi uska wohi frnd hoon,,, aur i m sure us waqt wo kitna bhi gussa dikha raha ho...... mere jaane ke baad ek badi smile di hogi,....,, aur dekhaa tum kitna nervous ho rahi thi...... to ab tum kitna comfortable ho..
n: hmm... not bad..wese mom ne bahut daraa diya tha,,,,,,
m: okk... aur ttum haara interests.....
and they talked........ in order to know abt each other.........
after sum days their mariiage took place.......
and now they were going on a honeymoon.......
g: bye nupur... take care..
n: bye,,
s: chal bye mayank...
m: bye,,
s: nupur ka dhyaan rakhna,,
m: haan haan mein baraabar phone karta rahunga tujhe....
s: tu nahi sudherega...
m: come on......... ab wo meri patni hai......
s: pata hai.....
m: accha... chal tu bhi bhabhi ka khayaal rakhna..
s: kya,,,
m: wo kya hai na tu mera saala hone ke naate mujhe keh raha hai to mene socha mein bhi tera saala hoon to..
s: mayank jaate jaate pitna chahta hai kya......
m: ahem... apne jijaji se iss tarah baat ki jaati hai kya??
s: jaa jaa ..... muh dekha hai kabhi,.......
m: kyu tune nahi dekha??
s: mayank mene kabhi bataaya tera kuch nahi ho sakta,,,
m: chal bye,,,, meri flight ka tym ho raha hai......
s: bye,,, (a frendly hug)
m: aah.....
n: kya hua??
m: mera per. (leg)..........
wen they see down wards they see samrat purposely stepped on his foot........
m: batamiz mene pehli baar khud se polish kiye the,,,
s: isiliye to gande kiye,,,, yaad hai skul me mein roz khud polish karta tha aur tu poore gande kar deta tha kyuki tere to aunty polish karti thi,..... aur aaj tujhe polish karte dekhaa to yaad aa gya,,
m: par meko lagi bhi...
s: uska mujhe nahi pata..
m: arre koi baat nahi..... teri behen hai na mere per dabaa degi,,,,,,,,,,,,
all laughed,,,,,,
m and n: bye,,,,,,,
they went on their honey moon,,,,,,,,
and soon they were together,,,,, and had one son........
sajan had one son and one daughter.
and they lived happily ever after.......
hey guys this was my first attempt to write on sayank...... hope you all lyked it,,,,, plz do leave yur precious comments and press the lyk tab,,,,,,, critisism is always invited.......... hope you enjoyed reading............
Jodha Akbar
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