(mayank aur nupur sare ghar me bhagte hai.. aur kafi derr bhagne k baad thak jaate hai to)
N : bas mayank wahi ruk jao main thak gyi hu
M : main bhi''..
(dono ko solid wale thak jate hai.. to jis room me hote hai uske bed pr gir jaate hai.. fir dono ek dusre ko dekhe hai.. fir hasna start kar dete hai)
N : by god mayank tum bhi naa kitne darpok ho
M : haan aisa hi kuch hai' tere siva koi aur ladki meri life me kabhi thi hi nhi to fir tere alwa kisi se kabhi wasta pada hi nhi.. aur kabhi iski zarurat bhi nhi padi
N : tu itna sadu jo hai.. isliye mere alwa syad hi koi ladki tujhe jhel paye
M : tu ek dum sahi baat bolti hai jaanemannn''
N : ahem ahem' Jaanemann.???????? Waise gunjan ko dekhne k baad tu bada romantic ho gya hai
M : dekh fir se shuru mat ho jaa'.Waise samrat bhi tujhme bada interest le rha tha.
N : wo to shakal se hi flirty lag rha hai.. huh uske bare me no comments
M : oh ho no comments.. waise main gunjan k bare me sochta hu ye soch kar tujhe jealous to nhi ho rhi'.
N : mujhe kyun jealous hogi??????
M : jaise mujhe tab jealous hoti hai jab samrat tujhse baat karta hai..
N : by god mayank.. tujhe jealous hoti hai ye to main soch bhi nhi skti thi
M : itni nhi jitna tu soch rhi hai'. Pr thodi si..
N : itni jealous to banti hai.. to mujhe bhi hoti hai jealous jab tu mujhe chod gunjan ki baat karta hai..
(both laughing)
(next day in the morning, Nupur at the door of mayank's room)
N : mayank darwaja kholo'
(tabhi darwaje ko khula hua dekh nupur room me enter kar jati hai)
N to herself : ye monkey mayank subah subah room ko khula chod kar kahaan chala gya..(tabhi nupur ki nazar mayank ne jo dress pehan ne k liye nikali hoti hai uss pr padti hai)
N to herself : by god' iska kuch nhi ho skta.. kya dress nikali hai isne.. ghar me shadi hai aur ye yeh dress dalega.. huh kuch karna padega
(nupur wo dress utha kar mayank ki almira me daal deti hai aur uski almira me se uske liye dress select karne lagti hai.. tabhi mayank bathroom se nikalta hai.. aur wo nupur ko apni almira kuch dhudte huye dekta hai.. mayank ne apni waist pr sirf ek towel badh rakha hai.. pr wo nupur ko dekh kar bhul jaata hai.. k wo towel me hai)
N to herself : ye sahi rahega mayank k liye (select a dress)
M (with lots of anger) : nupur tum yahaan kya kar rhi ho.. aur meri almira me kya dhund rhi ho??????
N (palate huye) : tumne kitne sadu si dress nikali thi apne liye main tumharrrrrreeeeee'.
M : kya ho gya tumhari bolti kyun band ho gyi???????
N : (aankhen band karte huye) : Mayank tumhare kapde kahaan hai [:p]
(mayank feel oh shit' mayank bathroom ki tarah bhagta hai aur nupur gate ki taraf..)
N (shouting) : jo dress maine select ki hai wahi dalna'
M to himself : kya mayank sharma tujhme itni bhi akal nhi hai.. aur uss nupur me bhi itni si bhi akal nhi hai k kisi k room me aise hi chali aati hai.. kabhi nhi sudheregi ye ladki.. huh''pta nhi yeh baat wo sabko bta naa de..k usne mujhe iss halat me dekha'jaldi se jaake usse rokta hu
(mayank taiyar ho kar bahar aata hai'wo nupur ko dhud rha hai..tabhi usse tamanna dikhai deti hai)
M : tamanna tumne nupur ko dekha''.
T : bhai.. kya hua' tum usse kyun dhund rhe ho.. agar nupur kabhi gum hoti hai to log tumse puchte ho aur tum ulta mujh se puch rhe ho.
(mayank think about the room scene & reply)
M : kuch nhi.. mujhe usse abhi dhundna hai
T : Dhundna kya hai.. wo apni di k room me hai.. aur pta nhi usse kya ho gya hai.. pta nhi kya dekh kar aayi hai.. bas hase jaa rhi hai.. kuch pucho to hasna start kar deti hai aur puchne pr bhi nhi bta rhi hai aur bas hase jaa rhi hai
M : thanks.. main dekhta hu
T : haan jaldi jao.. uska dimag thikane pr nhi hai
(mayank nupur ki di k room me jate huye)
M to himself : matlab ye mere upper has nhi hai.. ek to mere room me bina knock kiye enter kiya aur ab has rhi hai.. agar isne sabko bta dia to?????? Nhi isse abhi rokta hu
(mayank nupur ki di k room me enter aata hai aur nupur ko haste huye dekhta hai, tabi nupur ki di ki nazar mayank pr padti hai)
D : mayank dekho naa isse.. pta nhi kya dekh kar aayi hai tab se hase jaa rhi hai
N : di iss se mat pucho.. ye nhi bta payega..lolzzzzzzz.. mujhe hi batana padega..lolzzz
M to himself : matlab isne abhi tak nhi bataya'.abhi isse rokta hu.
M to D : di main dekhta hu
M to N : nupur chalo mujhse tum koi kaam hai
N to M : lolzzzz mujh se???????/ kya kaam hai'.lolzzzzzzz
M to N : hasna band karo aur chalo???????
(Mayank Nupur ko zabardasti le jaane lagta hai, Nupur jaise hi khadi hoti hai, mayank whispering in Nupur's ear)
M : agar wo baat tune kisi ko batayi to teri khair nhi
N (whispering) : lolzzzz' pakka main kisi ko nhi bataungi''. Done'
M : aur ye hasna band kar
N : kyun hasne pr koi tax thode hi lagta hai
M : pr tere hasne pr tax lagna chahiye.. bina baat k has rhi hai
N : achcha kiya bta dia mujhe to pta hi nhi tha
M : dekh nupur {interrupted by nupur's di)
D : tum logo ka jhagda khatam ho jaye.. to bta dena.. aaj meri mehandi hai
N : arre haan.. fir to jij ju k yahaan se mehandi aayegi..aur guest bhi
D : haan.. mere khayal se ek baar tum logo ko bhi samrat aur gunjan ko bolna chahiye
N : haan gunjan ji ko to bulana hi padega'. Kuch batana jo hai'' k main kyun has rhi hu
M (nupur ki kalai modte huye) : zuban kam chala'.aur agar tumne kuch bataya to???????(interrupted by nupur's di)
D : kya nhi batana aur kisko nhi batana.. mujhe bhi batao
M : di aapki matlab ki baat nhi hai.. aap rehne do.
D : ok thik hai.. pr tum log yaad se undono ko call kar lena
N : thik hai.. chalo main chali mujhe kaam hai
M : kya kaam hai.. tere liye kuch hai mere pass
(nupur aur mayank di k room se bahar aa jate hai)
N : kya hai mere liye?????????
M : waise maine socha tha jab wapas jaunga tab dunga.. pr fir mere pass time nhi rahega. Isliye abhi de rha hu
N : by god suspension khatam karo mayank aur batao kya hai
M : isse rishwat samjh k rakh le.. k tu room wali baat kisi ko nhi batayegi
N : ok thik hai pr hai kya????????
(mayank nupur ko kuch papers dikhata hai)
N : yeh kya hai
M : ye tumhari internship k papers hai, meri kuch director se jaan pechan ho gyi thi.. ab tumhe assist kar paogi.. aur'''.(interrupted by nupur)
N : aur jab mera direct kiya serial launch hoga tab mera sapna pura hoga
M : haan.. yahi kehne wala tha
N : pr mayank maa????????? Unhe kaise samjhayenge????
M : shadi ka kaam khatam ho jane de.. fir main baat karunga
N : kya baat karoge.. shadi k baad tumhe apni job bhi rejoin karni hai.. aur pls hum aaj hi baat karte hai..
M : tumhara dimag thik hai aaj baat karenge.. to pta nhi aunty kaise react karenge
N : jaisa shadi k baad react karengi waisa hi react karenge. Pls mayank hum aaj hi baat kare.. abhi to guest bhi kam hai.. aur dekho maa k sath bas aunty hai aur koi hai bhi nhi.. hum abhi baat karte hai
M : nupur isliye tumhe nhi bta rha tha..
N (in her nautanki way) : mayank pls abhi baat karte hai chalo naa
M : tumhe kabhi maine kisi kaam ko mana kiya hai kya??????chalo
(dono nupur ki mom k pass jate hai jahaan mayank ki mom bhi hai)
M to NM : aunty kuch baat karni thi
NM : haan beta bolo naa.. zarur nupur k liye hi koi baat karni hogi
N : maa aap aisa kyun sochti hai????
NM : isme galat hai hi kya??? Tum dono sath me aaye ho to kuch aisa hi hoga.. bolo sahi bol rhi hu naa main..
MM : haan.. dono aaye hai..taki ek dusre ki waqalat kar sake.. ab bta bhi do k kya baat hai
M : thik hai.. aap logo ko jab pta hi hai to baat ye hai k meri kuch directors se jaan pehchan hai to maine nupur ki internship k liye baat ki to unhone nupur ko assistant banane ki meri baat maan li..
(no response from NM & MM)
N : maa pls kuch to bolo..
MM : beta tum log samjhte kyun nhi ho.
M : Maa isme samjhne wali kaun si baat hai.. nupur ka mann hai iss field me career banana ka to main iski help kar rha hu
NM : haan haan karo beta khub help karo.. ek kaam karo.. tum dono shadi kar lo aur sari zindagi ek dusre ki help karte rehna
N : Maa shadi ki baat kahaan se aa gyi bich me
MM : baat yahaan se aayi bich me' tum dono ek dusre shadi nhi karna chahte.. aur tere sasural walo ko ye sab psnd nhi aaya to'
M : to main iske liye aisa ladka dhunduga to isse iske kaam ko karne se naa roke.
NM : achcha hai.. pr tum bhi mayank shadi layak ho.. aur tumhari maa se main issi bare me baat kar rhi thi to unse bhi kuch sun lo.
M : ab meri shadi kahaan se aa gyi?????
MM : shadi to teri ho jani chahiye thi.. aur iss baar chahe teri job chali jaaye.. bina shadi k tu yahaan se jaa kar dekh
M : maa pls ye emotional blackmail karna band karo
NM : abhi to shuru kiya hai.. aur tum dono dhyan se sun lo.. nupur ko permission uske sasural wal denge.. iski di ki shadi ho rhi hai.. jaldi hi iski bhi shadi karni hai..
MM : aur mayank tumhari bhi.. iss baar koi bahana nhi chalega.. tum 2-2 saal tak nhi aate bina soche samjhe k hum logo ko tumhari kitni fikr rehti hai.. isliye iss baar tum nhi jaoge.. aur ab iss bare me koi behas nhi hogi.. tum dono jaa skte ho
(nupur aur mayank ek dusre ki shakal dekhte hai.. )
NM : ek dusre ki shakal mat dekho.. chaho to agar tum logo ko koi psnd hai to bta do.. pr ab jo kuch hoga career job sab shadi k baad'
N : maa pls
NM : koi pls wls nhi jao yahaan se mujhe bahut kaam hai
(nupur aur mayank wahaan se chale jaate hai)
N : yeh to ulta hi ho gya
M : haan aur tere sath sath main bhi fas gya.. iss chakker me to meri job bhi chali jayegi..
N : haan re.. yahaan to fas gye hum..
M : aur yeh internship ka mauka dobra mile ya naa mile tujhe???
N : aur teri job bhi????
M : tu aur main sath me??????? Yuck kuch to soch nupur' mere dimag ne kaam karna band kar dia hai
N : by god.. samjhdar to tum ho.. to tum hi kuch socho.. main to waise hi bolti rehti hu
M : pr aaj mere dimag ne kaam karne se mana kar dia hai' ab kya karenge
N : teri problem solve.. ek idea hai
M : kya??????
N : Gunjan'
M : tera dimag thik hai.. ye sab ek mazak chal rha hai
N : to isse serious kar lete hai.. dekh agar aunty ne sheena ko psnd kar lia fir to tu gya kaam se.. iss se behtar hai gunjan..
M : pr uske bare me hume kuch nhi pta..
N : wo tu mujh pr chod de.. samrat kis din kaam aayega
M : hmm.. aur teri problem??????? uska kya hoga.. waise samrat bura option nhi hai
N : bura to nhi hai pr achcha option bhi nhi hai
M : pehle dekhte hai samrat tere layak hai bhi ya nhi
N : aur gunjan tere layak hai bhi ya nhi'. Warna iss bar hum dono suli pr chad jayenge
M : correct.. to unhe phone lagaya jaaye
N : haan bilkul'
(dono samrat aur gunjan ko mehandi pr special wala invitation dete hai)
TO BE CONT'''''..
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