Rahul-Muskaan & Atul-Anjali Collections updt pg 51 - Page 12

2 hours later… doorbell rings…

Mummy- (opens the door) Kaun… (stops short)

Rahul- (smiles sweetly) Satsriakaal saasu maa. (bends down and takes her blessings, then walks in) Muskaan ko kidhar bandh karke rakha aapne? (asks with a smile)

Pappa ji- Oye tu! Teri himmat kaise hui idhar aane ki?

Rahul- Oye uncle… (raises his hand up to tell him to relax) Apni chamiya kahaan hai?

Pappa ji- Teri toh main…

Rahul- Dekho sasur ji, mereko aapse koi lafda nahi mangta. Kya hai na ki, shaadi ke baad toh apna aana jaana laga rahega. Ab damaad aur sasur ke beech mein lafda ho toh achha nahi lagta naa?

Pappa ji- Sasur? Oye teri aur Muskaan ki shaadi kabhi nahi hogi samjha?! Main apni kudi ki shaadi kisi achhe, shareef khandaan mein karoonga.

Rahul- (fake upset tone) Sasur ji… kya apna khandaan shareef nahi hai? Itna bada business hai apna. Family business. Respectable family hai, bada bangle hai, itna rokda hai ki khatam nahi hoga. Udhar Muskaan ko koi kami nahi hone ki.

Mummy- Oye! Saddi kudi kisi ghunde de naal shaadi karegi?

Rahul- Kyun nahi mummy ji? Apne mein kya kharaabi hai? Nahi aap mereko bataao. Main achha nahi dikhta?

Mummy- (smiles and does a vari vari thing) Nahi puttar tu taan vadda sona hai. (pinches his cheeks)

Pappa ji- Oye ki kar rahe ho?! Ghunda hai ghunda!

Mummy- Haiye phitte moo! (moves away quickly)

Rahul- (sighs) Sasur ji, main aapki bohot izzat karta hoon, issiliye shareef bannke pehli aur akhri baar bol raha hoon. Ghar pe sab wait kar rahe hain. Aake mil lo aur shaadi pakki karo.

Pappa ji- Tu kuch bhi karle lekin teri shaadi Muskaan ke saath kabhi nahi hogi!

Rahul- (grins) Saala mereko pehle se hi pata tha ki aap itni ahsaani se nahi maan ne waale. Koi baat nahi. Mere paas isska bhi solution hai. (whistles) Oye! (Rahuls's guys walk in)

Guys- Haan Bhai?

Rahul- Sasur ji aur Mummy ji ko PYAAR se… utthaa lo.

Guys- Okay Bhai.

Mummy-Pappa ji- (shocked) HEIN?!

Rahul- (matter-of-factly) Haan.

While his men were busy tying his future-in-laws up, Rahul walked up the stairs towards Muskaan's bedroom door and unlocked it, kicking it open. Muskaan fell, landing on her butt.

Rahul- Oye teri! (runs to help her up) Tu kya kar rahi thi?

Muskaan- (brushes herself off) Darvaaze se kaan lagaake baatein sun rahi thi. Kam se kam warning toh de deta ki darvaaze ko laat maarne waala hai! Gadha! (hits him on the back of his head while his men laughed to themselves)

Rahul- Kya karti hai yaar?! Sabke saamne izzat utaarni zaroori hai kya?

Muskaan- Oye chup kar! (starts hitting him) Mujhe bola bees minute aur DO GHANTE LAGAA KE AAYA?!

Rahul- Muskaan samjha kar yaar. Mereko thodi setting karni thi. (winks)

Muskaan- Ohhh. Achha phir theek hai.

Rahul took her hand and led her down the stairs to where her parents sat, tied up.

Rahul- Kyun sasur ji? Le aaya naa apni chamiya… (Muskaan who was grinning before turns and smacks him on the arm) mera matlab Muskaan ko. Mummy ji-Sasur ji, dekho, mereko sachhi mein eik achha damaad bann ne ka hai, issiliye aap dono ko eik last time pooch leta hoon. Izzat ke saath ghar chalo naa, apni aur Muskaan ki baat karne.

Pappa ji- (looked away with a stubborn expression, his mouth taped shut)

Muskaan- Haan kardo na Pappa ji. Waise bhi Rahul aapko kidnap nahi karna chahta tha, woh toh aap log maan nahi rahe the issiliye maine usse boldiya kidnap karne ko. Aap maan jaaoge toh yeh log aap dono ko chod denge.

Guys- Haan uncle ji!

Pappa ji's eyes almost popped out when he heard Muskaan say she had made Rahul kidnap them. He instantly turned his head towards Muskaan's mom and gave her a "sab tere laad pyaar ki wajjah se hua hai" look. Muskaan's mummy gave him a "jaane do ji, bachhi hai" look.

Rahul- Oh sasur ji. Yeh aankhon ki ghustakiyan maaf karo aur jaldi haan boldo nahi toh kidnap hoke jaaoge. Kidnap hoke jaao ya apni marzi se, jaana toh aapko phir bhi padega.

Pappa ji- (grunts)

Muskaan- (getting impatient) UTHAA LO!

Guys- (scared be her tone) Ji Choti Parjaai ji. (hesitantly taking them out…)

Rahul- Oye akal kachhon! Suna nahi kya? Aaj se order Muskaan degi. Jaldi karo.

Guys- (get into form and start taking her parents out) Ji Bhai! (they leave, taking her parents out to the van)

Muskaan- Ab?

Rahul- Ab kya?

Muskaan- Halkat! Ab kya karna hai?

Rahul- Tu ghar chal pehle. Yeh sab bhi wahin gaye hain mummy ji aur sasur ji ko leke. Apne adde pe milenge. Ghar pe sabko bolke aaya hoon tayaari karne ko. Sab intezaar kar rahe hain. Ja jaldi tayaar hoke aa.

Muskaan- Sachhi?! Achha theek hai. Main na apne sabse achhi bahu waale get-up mein aati hoon. (goes to her room)

Rahul- Itna achha get-up mat karna ki mere hi pehchaan mein naa aaye. Pata chala tere get-up ke chakkar mein shaadi postpone hojaaye.

Rahul's adda…

Guy 1- (on the phone) Haan Bhai. Kidhar ho aap?

Rahul- (parks the car and gets out) Idhar.

Guy 1- Kitni der Bhai. Achha yeh, Uncle-Aunty ka kya karna hai?

Rahul- Ghar leke chal.

Guy 2- Bhai… aap nahi aa rahe?

Rahul- Tu apne peeche aa.

Guy 2- Okay Bhai. (to the others) Chalo! Sabke sab behat jaao. Bhai ne bola ghar jaane ka hai.

Meanwhile… Rahul's house…

Mummy ji- Bandook! Oye Bandook!

Simran- (runs in with a gun and a smile) Yeh lo Mummy ji.

Mummy ji- Haiye puttar, isski zaroorat mereko nahi hai.

Simran- Mummy ji aap hi toh chilaa rahe the "bandook bandook."

Mummy ji- Meri bholi puttar, mainyeh waali bandook nahi apne Bandook ko bula rahi thi.

Bandook- (comes running in) Haanjee Mummy ji?

Mummy ji- Kitthe marr gaya si? Puttar, tune saara khaana tayaar kardya hai naa?

Bandook- Jee Mummy ji. Saara khaana tayaar hai. Aap kaho toh lagaa doon?

Mummy ji- (slaps him) Khothe da puttar! Abhi tak woh log aaye? Nahi naa. Oye puttar jab woh aayenge tab khaana lagaa dena. Theek hai? Jaa mera puttar. (he heads back to the kitchen to prepare dessert)

Simran- Ki gal hai Mummy ji, tussi bade khush ho aj.

Mummy ji- (smiles) Haan puttar. Aaj pehli baar humaare ghar Muskaan ke mummy-pappa ji aa rahe hain naa, aur woh bhi kidnap hoke. (bright smile) Haiye sadke jawaan apne puttar the. (yells out to all of the naukars/naukaranis in the house) Oye sab kaam achhe se hone chahiye! Pehli baar humaare ghar mehmaan aa rahe hain kidnap hoke! (smiles and walks away to handle other issues)

Outside Rahul's house…

Rahul- (gets out of his sports car) Oye. Tum log kaam pe lago. Sasur ji ko man dekhloonga.

Guys- Okay Bhai. (leave)

Muskaan- (comes out after they're gone) Oye, yeh sab kahaan gaye?

Rahul- Maine bheja. Aage unnka kya kaam hai idhar? Mereko karna hai naa? Hojaayega. Tu tension mat le.

Muskaan- Dhyaan se Rahul. Mere eik laute Mummy-Pappa ji hain.

Rahul- (looks at her strangely) Baaki sab ke dus bees hote hain? Paagal hai yaar. (turns back to get her parents out) Suno sasurji, kya hai naa ki mereko yeh sab karte hue achha nahi lagrela lekin kya karoon? Aap dono maan nahi rahe ho aur hum dono ko shaadi karni hai. Sorry. Agar aap dono pehle time maan jaate toh kya jaata? Apni shaadi hojaati aur aapki tension mere ghar aajati. (Muskaan hits him) Ab achha thodi na lagta hai, pehli baar aap dono ghar aaye ho woh bhi kidnap hoke. (sympathetic look) Chaliye ab. (leads them towards the house)

Muskaan- (walking alongside them) Sorry Mummy-Pappa ji, lekin main Rahul se bohot pyaar karti hoon. Aur aap dono ki ziddh ki wajjah se main apne Rahul ko nahi chod sakti. (they glare at her) Sorry naa! Chal Rahul.

Inside…

Mummy ji- Goli! GOLI! Darvaaza khol! Main zara Bandook ko dekh ke aati hoon.

Goli- Ji maa ji. (opens the door) Satsriakaal Rahul Bhai! Satsriakaal Parjaai ji. Aaye na.

Mummy ji- (calls from the kitchen)Goli kaun hai?

Goli- Choti Parjaai ji aayeen hai maa ji! (smiles)

Mummy ji came running in with the rest of the family as they all welcomed Muskaan and her parents.

Muskaan- Peiri peniyaan mummy ji. (takes her blessings)

Mummy ji- Jeeundi reh puttar.

Muskaan- Mummy ji yeh mere Mummy-Pappa ji. (she points to the tied up couple next Rahul's side)

Mummy ji- (smiles) Satsriakaal ji. Rahul puttar innke moo pe se patti nikaal. Aur haath khol.

Rahul- Jee. (let's them loose) Miliye.

Pappa ji- Oye khoteya! Yeh kaunsa tareeka hai rishte ki baat karvaane ka.

Rahul's Pappa ji- Oh chaddo ji. Tussi behato.

Rahul's Mummy ji- Dekhiye ji hum chahte hain ki inn dono bachhon ki shaadi jald se jald hojaaye.

Pappa ji- Oh par hum inn dono ki shaadi hone hi nahi denge!

Daddu- (comes into the huge family room) Ki horeya hai aithhe?!

Rahul- (takes his blessings) Peiri peina Daddu.

Daddu- Jeeunda reh puttar. Ki chal reya hai aitthe?

Rahul- Daddu woh shaadi…

Daddu- Oh theek hai puttar. (sits down)

Goli- Ji main, Daaku Amma ko bulaake laata hoon.

Muskaan's Mummy- Haiye main marr gayee! Kaun???

Rahul- Mummy ji woh… Daadi.

Muskaan's Mummy ji- Daaku Amma?! Teri daadi?

Rahul's Pappa ji- Aho ji. Kuch din pehle hi jail se choot ke aiyeen hain. (big smile)

Daaku Amma- (enters wearing something close to Gabbar Singh's attire and shouts) Satsriakaal! (Muskaan's parents jump)

Muskaan- (to Rahul) Oye.

Rahul- Hmm?

Muskaan- Yeh Satsriakaal KAR rahi hain ya maar rahi hain.

Rahul- Samjha kar. Style hai unka.

Muskaan- Oh. Phir theek hai.

Daaku Amma- Haan ji bolo. Shaadi.

Muskaan's Pappa ji- Nahi hogi!

Daaku Amma- (stands up with her hunter) KYA?! (Muskaan's pappa ji tries to protect himself with a cushion)

Daddu- (pulls her down) Be jaa chup karke. Dekho puttar, yeh dono bachhe eik doosre se pyaar karte hain. Toh phir kyun inki shaadi nahi hone de rahe?

Muskaan's Pappa ji- Dekhiye Bhai Ji, humein aapke pote se apni kudi ki shaadi nahi karvaani bas. Hum apni kudi ki shaadi kisi shareef khandaan ke munde se karenge. Kisi ghunde mawaali ke khandaan mein nahi!

Daddu- Oh ik gal sun meri. Humaara khandaan bohot shareef hai. Humse zyaada shareef khandaan kahin milne bhi nahi waala. Eik se eik ghunde, mawaali, chor, daaku, kidnapper milenge tereko iss ghar mein. Yeh humaara khandaani kaam hai. Lekin yeh kaam hum ainwaiyee nahi karte. Sirf wahaan karte hain jahaan zaroorat ho. Shareef logon ka kabhi koi nuksaan nahi karte hum.

Rahul's sister enters with snacks along with Bandook the bawarchi.

Supari- (sets the tray down) Jee chai.

Muskaan's Mummy ji- Aye kaun hai?

Rahul's Mummy ji- Oh ji yeh meri beti hai. Rahul ki behen, Supari. (Muskaan's mummy gulps)

Muskaan's Pappa ji- Nuksaan kaise nahi karte? Dekho Bhai ji, sannu maaf karo. Humein aapke ghar mein apni beti ki shaadi nahi karni.

Muskaan- (goes to him) Pappa ji please.

Pappa ji- Oh tu chup kar! Tune apni shaadi ki baat karvaane ke liye humein hi utthvaa liya?

Muskaan- (matter-of-factly) Pappa ji woh toh aap maan nahi rahe the naa issiliye.

Pappa ji- Dekh mereko kuch nahi pata. Teri shaadi ya nahi hogi matlab nahi hogi.

Muskaan- Pappa ji yaar! (sighs) Pappa ji… (goes and stands next to Rahul) Pappa ji main Rahul se bohot pyaar karti hoon. Aur Rahul bhi mujhse bohot pyaar karta hai. Main isske bina nahi reh paoongi. Pappa ji, Rahul ke ghar waale bohot achhe hain. Bohot shareef hain. Apne suna naa. Yeh toh unnka khandaani business. Aur waise bhi pappa ji, kabhi kabhi aisa karna padhta hai. Lekin yeh log kabhi bhi sahi logon ke saath ghalat nahi karte. Aap dono toh Rahul se mil chuke ho. Jab aapko yeh nahi pata tha ki Rahul ghunda hai, tab toh aap dono ko yeh itna pasand aaya tha ki mere liye aur koi ladka achha hi nahi lag raha tha. Aur ab jab aapko yeh pata chala ki Rahul eik ghunda hai, toh iss se buraa aur koi ladka nahi ho sakta mere liye? Pappa ji, Rahul eik bohot achha ladka hai. Aur yeh baat aap dono jaante ho. Dekh chuke ho. Yeh mujhse bohot pyaar karta hai. Aur meri khushi iss hi ke saath hai. (folds her hands in front of him) Please Pappa ji. Maine kabhi aapse kuch nahi maanga. Kya yaar! Aap meri khushi ke liye, itna bhi nahi kar sakte? (puppy dog face)

Pappa ji- (sighs and looks towards his wife) Ki kehnde ho tussi?

Mummy- Main keya ji, maan jaao. Sahi the keh rahi hai Billi. (gets up and pinches Rahul's cheeks HARD) Ainna sona the changga munda hai Rahul. Ghar waale bhi changge hain. Aur yeh itna pyaar karta hai humaari puttar se. Maan jaao.

Muskaan- (hands still folded) Please Pappa ji. Maan jaao.

Rahul- Sasur ji. (blows an air kiss at him) Maan jaao.

Rahul's whole family- Please maan jaao!

Pappa ji- Maan jaoon?

All- HAAN!

Pappa ji- (stands up with a smile) Oh chalo theek hai maan gaya. (Muskaan hugs him while everyone cheers) Oye puttar (to Rahul) tu vi aaja! (Rahul hugs him as well) Oh chalo ji saare shaadi di tayariyaan karo!

Out of joy, Rahul pulled out a gun and fired 3 shots at the ceiling while everyone else smiled brightly, covering their ears…

Muskaan- (annoyed by the sound, grabs his collar with one hand and is ready to punch him with the other) RAHUL!

Rahul- (fearful look) Oye teri!

Freeze frame!

Alright guys hope you enjoyed that. Sorry I took so long. I got busy with VMs and other ffs and now I'm back to college. 1 week back and I already have a presentation to prepare for my Anatomy Cadaver Lab on myocardial infarctions. So sorry. I have a new concept and story ready. So keep a check on your tears because this story will make you cry.