Me & My Philosophies(on rajeev)(part 63 pg135)last - Page 21

Raj ? main kuch bol raha hoon.. kuch to bolo.. kam se kam na hi kardo??

Chitra ? okk.. nahi chalna mujhe aapke saath.. 😆

Finally raj ne chitra ka haath pakad liya aur usko apni taraf turn kiya..😳

Chitra ? yeh aap kya kar rahe hai.. jab dekho tab mujhe pakad lete hai.. uss din lift main apne jaan bujh kar mujhe khich liya andar aur phir mujhe chod bhi nahi rahe the.. aaj office main bhi aapne mouse ke upar actually mere haath ke uppar hi apna haath rakh diya.. phir abhi waha mere kandhe pe haath rakh diya.. aur abb, abb to aap bich sadak pe mera haath pakad kar khade hai.. chodiye mera haath..

Raj ? kitna bolti hooo tum.. par mujhe acha lagta hai.. plss bolti raho na..😆

Raj ? its okk aunty.. apne thappad mara to itne ache ashirwaad bhi to diye hai..😉

Chitra was totally shocked at this..

Raj ? dekhiye na aunty.. naraz ho gayi hai mujhse.. kehti hai main isse pyaar nahi karta.. kyunki main bar bar isko kiss nahi karta hoon.. 😆

Lady ? arey itni si baat hai to karde na isko kiss..😆

Before chitra could say anything.. raj ne chitra ko gaal pe kiss kar diya..😲

Woh aunty bhi sharma ke chali gayi 😆

Chitra statue ki tarah khadi thi.. yeh raj ne kya kar diya..

Raj ko laga yeh abhi usko ko thappad maregi.. isliye woh pehle se hi apna gaal(jis par abhi abhi usne thappad khaya) sehlane laga..

Raj ka gaal lal ho chuka tha.. chitra ko waise hi bahot bura lagg raha tha raj ke liye aur jab usne dekha raj apna gaal sehla raha hai to uska gussa chala gaya.. she was guilty ki raj ko uski wajah se thappad khana pada jabki raj ki to koi galati bhi nahi thi.. chitra ne raj ke gaal ko sehlaya..😳

Chitra - bahot dard ho raha hai?? I m sorry..

Raj(uski aankho mein dekh kar) ? pehle ho raha tha par abb nahi..

They were lost in each others eyes..

Raj ? bahot der ho gayi hai.. chale..

Chitra(coming back to reality😆) ? haan..

Chitra ? chabi chahiye par uske liye to aapko bahar ana padega..

Abb raj ko bhi masti chadhi hai.. woh bhi bahar aa gaya..

Chitra ? chabi chahiye to pehle mujhe pakadiye..

Finally raj ne usko pakad hi liya.. raj ne dono haatho se uske dono haath pakad liye..

Chitra ? aah.. chodiye naa.. (she is giggling..)

Raj ?tumne hi to kaha tha hi chabi chahiye to tumhe pakadna hoga.. lo abb pakad liya maine..

Chitra ? abb main hi keh rahi hoon chod dijiye mujhe..

Raj ? yeh to tumhe pehle sochna tha.. abb meri marzi.. aur phir chodne ke liye nahi pakda maine tumhe..

Raj ne usko aur paas khicha.. der faces are just an inch away now..

Chitra ki dadkane tez ho gayi hai.. aankhe band hai.. raj bahot khush hai uska pyaar uske itne karib hai.. raj ne utha liya chitra ko.. aur gadi main bithaya.. chitra ki chaint atak gayi raj ke coat mein.. raj ke chehre se pani chitra ke chehre pe girr raha hai.. dono chup hai.. par dono ki aankho ne ek dusre se bahot kuch keh diya..

Raj ne chitra ko drop kiya.. jab chitra ja rahi thi raj ne phirse uska haath pakad liya.. iss bar chitra raj ki taraf nahi dekh rahi bahot sharma rahi hai..😳

Raj ? waise kya socha hai tumne..

Chitra ? kis bare main??

Raj ? unn aunty ke shirwaad ke bare main..

Chitra haath chuda kar chali gayi.. phir ruki aur kaha..

Chitra ? ghar ja kar ache se sir poch lijiyega warna bimar ho jayenge..

Raj ? yeh mere sawal ka jawab nahi tha.. mujhe apna khayal rakhna nahi ata koi chahiye mujhe jo mera khayal rakhe zindagi bhar..😳

Chitra sharma ke chali gayi..

Chitra(excitedly) ? hellooo..

Raj ? mere bare main hi soch rahi thi na..

Chitra ? nahi aapse aisa kisne keh diya.. bhala konsa employee ghar ja kar apne boss ke bare main sochna chahega.. woh bhi aisa boss jo usse bahot tang karta hai..

Raj ? acha main tumhe tang karta hoon??

Chitra ? haan bahot jyada..

Raj ? acha aisa kya kar diya hai maine..

Chitra ? aapne aaj mujhse bahot kaam karwaya aur itni baar mera haath pakda ki abb haath dard kar raha hai mera (she giggled)

Raj ? hmm.. sahi kaha tumne.. aur to aur maine tumhari bhuk, pyaas, aur neend bhi cheen li hai haina??

Chitra (chitra was like "inko kaise pata chala??") ? aapse kisne kaha ki meri bhuk, pyaas, aur neend chali gayi hai??

Raj ? acha to tumne khana khaya kya?? Aur abb tak neend kyon nahi ayi tumhe??

Chitra(cutely) ? maine pet bharke khana kha liya aur mujhe bahot neend bhi aa rahi hai..

Raj ? acha to phir main phone rakhta hoon..

Chitra nahi chahti thi ki raj phone rakhe.. par abb woh kahe bhi to kaise?? Isliye woh chup hai..

Raj ? okk bye goodnite..

Chitra ? nahiiiiii (she bit her tongue)

Raj ? tum nahi chahti ki main phone rakhu?? Par tumhe to bahot neend aa rahi hai na..

Chitra ? umm.. woh.. actually main puchna chahti thi ki kya aapne khana kha liye??

Raj ? nahi.. woh kya hai na ki pyaar main bhuk pyaas neend sabb kuch chali jati hai..

Chitra(chitra ke mann mein laddu phoot rahe hai😆) ? acha to aapko pyaar ho gaya hai?? Kaun hai woh?? Naam kya hai uska??

Raj ? chitra...(pause)..... chitra uska naam C se shuru hota hai.. 😆

Chitra (mad a puppy like sad face) thought "choice galat to nahi hai ye toh nahi pata parr main to bass yeh soch rahi hoon ki iss ladki main sahi kya hai.."

Raj(continued) ? sabko to yahi lagega ki meri choice galat hai.. par mera dil janta hai ki main kitna sahi hoon.. abb tum hi bolo main dil ko dekhta ya shakal ko..

Chitra thought "pata nahi inko uss CHAMPA ka dil kaise nazar aa gaya.. sabse pehle to hulia hi nazar ata hai..😆 Dont judge the book by its cover mera favourite quote tha par abb dil kar raha hai ki jisne bhi yeh kaha hai na main uska khoon kar doon..😆 aur woh CHAMPA how dare she.. mere sweet sweet raj ko mujhe milne se pehle hi cheen liya.." chitra rone lagii aur phone cut kar diya..😔

Chitra (rote rote) ? mujhe neend aa rahi hai... sone dijiye.. iss tarah raat ko phone karke kissiko pareshan karna kaha ke manners hai... yeh sabb apki uss CHAMPA ko pasand ata hoga mujhe nahi... aur agar aapko neend nahi aa rahi to apni pyaari CHAMPA ko phone kijiye.. 😆

Raj ? arey suno toh.. maine isliye phone kiya tha ki main subah tumhe pick karne aa jaunga....

Chitra ? koi zarurat nahiiiii haiiiiiii... mujhe gadi chala ati hai aur mere do haath bhi hai do peir bhi hai aur do aankhe bhi isliye main khud office aa sakti hoon.. aap meri chinta mattt kijiye aur pick karne ka itna shauk hai too apni african CHAMPA ko pick kijiye aur phir uskoooo ghumaiye.. mere liye takleef uthane ki koi zarurat nahi hai..

Raj - arey suno tohh... tum mere liye ek kaam karogi pleaseeeeeeeeee

Chitra ? kahiye..

Raj ? tum champa ka makeover karna aur....

Isse pehle ki raj aur kuch kehta chitra ne phone rakh diya.. bahot roo rahi hai woh.. abhi thodi der pehle itni khush thi woh aur abb iss CHAMPA naam ke "jeev jantu" ne uska mood spoil kar diya 😆

Raj ? hulu la libi la lo.. 😆

Aunty ? aye kya bolta hai??

Raj ? hibili kunu lu la

Aunty(gusse mein) ? kya lalu lalu karta hai thik se bolna nahi ata kya??

Raj ? aba lu putu cholu ka ga sufu

Aunty ? ayeeee chokre konsi bhasha mein baat karta hai?? Koi adiwasi bhasha lagti hai.. tu kya adiwasi hai??
Raj ? ha tu ra huru..

Aunty ? acha samajh gayi tu adiwasi hai.. par mujhe yeh bhasha samajh nahi ati.. chal mera time khoti mat kar ne phone rakh..

Raj ko kaha dhyan hai ki phone par kaun kay bol raha hai woh too bass chitra ke expressions dekh raha hai.. aur abb raj ne wakai hadd kar di hai..

Raj ? i love u.. mera matlab hai.. du ma lab toku.. 😆

Aunty(Gusse mein..) ? arey besharam chore.. meri umr ka to lihaaz kiya hota.. sharam nahi ati tujhe.. chal phone rakh warna police main complain kar dungi..

Aunty ? arey tu to wahi hai na jo kal raat ko uss ladki ke saath... sharam nahi ati tujhe uss bechari bholi bhali ladkli ko dhoka de raha hai..

Abb raj ko kya pata ki usne phone pe iss aunty ko hi pareshan kiya isliye woh hairaan hai ki abb inn aunty ko kya ho gaya hai..

Raj ? dhoka?? Main?? App kya keh rahi hai yeh?? Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha ..

Aunty ? acha bada bhola banta hai.. aaj do baar mujhe phone karke i love u bol chuka hai..

Raj(achanak se) ? maine do bar nahi ek bar i love u bola.... tha... ohhh shittt woh aapka number tha?? i mean i m extremely sorry.. main to bass mazak kar raha tha... mera matlab hai main to usko jalane ke liye.. matlab.. i m really sorry aunty...

Aunty ? acha abb main saamne khadi hoon to mujhe aunty bol raha hai par phone pe to i love u hu lu la la lu kar raha tha.. itni asani se nahi chodungi tujhe..

Chitra bahar khade khade hass rahi hai.. uski jaan mein jaan aa gayi.. raj kissi aur ka nahi balki sirf uska hai.. par philhal situation out of control ho gayi hai.. Raj ke cabin main Tom and jerry show chal raha hai.. Raj jerry ki tarah bhag raha haia ur aunty tom ki tarah.. 😆..

Raj ? please mujhe bachaoo.. please..

Chitra ? i m sorry aunty.. please inhe maaf kar dijiye..

Aunty ? lagta hai tum dono ka phir se jhagda ho gaya hai.. arey tum dono apne ghar ke mamle mein bahar walo ko kyon ghasitte hoo.. baccho ghar ki baat ghar main hi rehni chahiye.. aur tu chokre isse itna pyaar karta hai to kyon naraz karta hai isko..

Raj was embarrased.. par abb maza lene ki bari chitra ki hai..

Chitra(aunty ke piche jakar unke dono kandho par haath rakhte hue..) ? dekhiye na aunty hamesha mujhe satate rehte hai yeh.. kal raat ko mujhse keh rahe the ki kissi champa se pyaar ho gaya hai inhe.. aur kal se hi mujhe sata rahe hai.. aap kahiye na inse kuch..

Aunty ? na baba na.. tum dono ke jhagde tum dono hi niptau main chalti hoon..

Aunty chali gayi.. Raj ko bahot sharam aa rahi hai uski chori jo pakdi gayi.. 😆

Chitra ? aapko to jhut muth main kissi se pyaar ho gaya tha na par mujhe asal main kissi se pyaar ho gaya hai..