Part 10
Gunur – Aap
Voice – Haan main
Raj – Yeh haan bhai inke bina hum party kaisa kar sakte hai
Voice – Oye apne baap se koi aise baat karta hai kya
(For all those of u who had guessed correctly CONGRATS!!!)
Note: Raj and Karan's Dad is like Amitabh Bachan in Kabhi Alvida Na kehna
Nupur – Bilkul sahi ab kabhi bhi koi bhi apne pita ka itna disrespect karta hai kya
Dad – Oho tum Bilkul meri hi Nupur ho aur meri Gunjan kaisi hai
Gunjan – Main toh badiya hoon aur aap kaise hai. Apne tabiyat ka toh khayaal rakhte hai ki nahi. Aur aap davai lete hai ki Raj ko aapke peeche padna padta hai.
Karan – Ladkiyon se fursat milega tabhi toh davai khayenge. Ab tak cholesterol diabetes ke liye warning mil gaya hai list main pata nahi aur kya kya hai.
Dad – Oho mere chaar ravan yahan koi ram nahi hai mujhe bachaane ke liye ya fir sita.
Looking at Ms Aha
Vaise yeh kaun hai.
Raj – Dad voh humari teacher hai Ms Aha
Karan – Aur vaise bhi time pass bahut karti hai
Dad – Apne dad ki future girlfriend ke baare main izzat se baat karo
He leaves them
Karan – Lo fir shuru ho gaye
C.J – Yeh tumhaare hi Dad the na
Raj – Haan
Benji – Sure Dude
Karan – Haan unfortunately
Mayank and Samrat – He's weird
Gunjan – Tum dono uncle ko weird kaise keh sakte ho tum toh unke baare main kuch jaante bhi nahi
Nupur – Haan who weird nahi tum ho
They leave them and go
Raj & Karan – Tip No 1Gunjan and Nupur are really close to dad toh agar dad ki burai ki then you are gone, Tip no 2 Gunjan and Nupur are even closer to us so agar humari burai ki toh……………tum samjh hi gaye hoge
Mayank – Yeh kya tha
Raj – Tips hai tum dono ke liye kyunki akele tum se kuch hoga nahi
Samrat – Agar yeh basketball hota toh ek shot main hi basket kar leta
Mayank – Agar yeh koi exam hota toh ek minute main answers likh leta
Together – Par yeh ladkiyan hai
Samrat – Woh bhi Gunjan
Mayank – Woh bhi Nupur
Benji – Haan bhai Singing sensation Gunjan padhako sharmili Samrat ki opposite
C.J – Aur Morena express Nupur bindaas aur moofat Mayank ki opposite
C.J & Benji – Bechare
D.J – Ab humare hosts would like to tell you something
Mr. Singh takes the mike
Dad – I know tum log sonch rahe hoge ki why am I talking when the hosts are my son's but I would just like to welcome all the pretty girls and tell the guys to stay away from them
Raj – DAD!!!!
Dad – Ok I know ladkon ko ladkiyon se door rakhna impossible. Isi vajeh se we have or should I say I have put a special surprise. Each one of you will be asked to write down a performance you would like to see. We will have a lucky draw and the first two performances will be seen. What say?
Everyone – Yea
Everyone writes it down. The chits are put in the box and Mr. Singh removes a chit.
Dad – OHO. The performance which everyone wants to see is of NUPUR AND MAYANK
Mayank – What????????
Samrat – Are itna acha mauka mila hai ja dance kar le
Nupur – Par gaana
Dad – Jo tumhari pasand ho
Samrat – Koi slow song chunna agar Raj ko jalana ho. What say!
Dad – Toh Mayank gaana jaakar D.J ko bata do aur Nupur centre stage aa jao. Lights out spot light! Start
Mayank – Shuru kare ijazat hai
Nupur – Hmm
She gives him her hand
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyaas Pyaas, Tu Aagayi Mann Ko Raas Raas, Ab Toh...
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyaas Pyaas, Tu Agayi Mann Ko Raas Raas
Nupur – Yeh Mayank ne yeh gaana kyun choose kiya. Mujhe kya bahut acha lag raha hai.
Ab Toh Tu Aaja Pass Pass, Hain Guzaarish
Hain Haal To Dil Ka Tang Tang, Tu Rang Ja Mere Rang Rang
Bas Chalna Mere Sang Sang, Hain Guzaarish
Mayank – Yeh tumhara best performance hoga Nupur I promise!
Kehde Tu haan Toh Zindagi, Chainon Se Chutke Hasegi
Moti Honge Moti Rahon Mein, Yeh Yeh Yeh
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyaas Pyaas, Tu Agayi Mann Ko Raas Raas
Ab Toh Tu Aaja Paas Paas, Hain Guzaarish
He didn't make a lot of spins just pure dance. Instead of salsa he chose waltz
Sheeshe Ke Khwaab Leke, Raaton Mein Chal Raha Hon
Tirana Jao Kahin...
Aasha Ki Lon Hain Roshan, Phir Bhi Tufan Ka Dar Hain
Lon Bhuj Na Jaye Kahin...
Bas Ek Haan Ki Guzaarish, Phir Hogi Khusiyon Ki Baarish
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyaas Pyaas, Tu Agayi Mann Ko Raas Raas
Ab Toh Tu Aaja Pass Pas..., Hain Guzaarish
Samrat – Yeh Mayank ek dum sahi le raha hai aankhon main aankhein baahon main baahein. Ek dum filmy style jaise Nupur ko pasand hai.
Gunjan – Di aur Mayank ek dum perfect lag rahe hai. Made for each other Hai na Samrat.
Samrat – Yeh just like us
Gunjan – What tum ne kuch kaha
Samrat – Nahi toh. Jab suna chahiye tab sunti nahi ho.
Chanda Hain Aasman Hain, Aur Badal Bhee Ghane Hain
Yeh Chanda Chup Jaye Na...
Tanhayi Das Rahin Hain, Aur Dhadkan Bad Rahi Hain
Ek Pal Bhi Chain Aaye Na...
Kaisi Ajab Dastaan Hain, Bechainiyan Bas Yahan Hain Oh
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyaas Pyaas, Tu Agayi Mann ko Raas Raas
Ab Toh Tu Aaja Paas Paas, Hain Guzaarish
Hain Haal Toh Dil Ka Tang Tang, Tu Rang Ja Mere Rang Rang
Bas Chalna Mere Sang Sang, Hain Guzaarish
Then in the last was a final lift. And a quick fall. It seems as time had stopped and there was nothing other than the two lost in each others eyes….Lost….Until…..CLAP!!!!
CLAP!!!!CLAP!!!!
Everyone was clapping which got them out of their trance
Dad – Spectacular if we hadn't known better we would have thought they were in love
Mayank – That is true sir and soon not only you but the whole Excel will come to know Nupur is mine
Dia – Yes! Yes! Sir hume pata hai yeh amazing hai par jo humne dekha hai uska hum kya kare jo humne nahi dekha usko dekhna would be better.
Dad – Kya matlab
Dia – Sir, Karan kehta hai Raj aur Nupur ek saath sensational hota hai toh hume who dekhna hai. WHAT SAY GUYS!!!
Everyone – YA!!!
Mayank stands next to Samrat – Kasam se isko pehle hatana hoga Raj ke pehle varna yeh mujhe aur Nupur ko paas aane nahi degi.
Samrat – Pata nahi Dia ne aisa kyun….
Then he hears
Dia – Maine thik kiya na Karan
Karan – Ya sweetie!!!
Samrat – Yeh Dia ke vajah se nahi Raj aur Karan ke vajah se hi hua
Dad – Ok Raj Nupur tum dance karo sab dekhna chahte hain.
(O Solemiya o solemiya
Dil tujhko diya
Pyaar tujhse kiya) -2
Raaton main bhi aaye na chaina
Beetegi kaise yeh raina
Too na mila to maine kya jiya
maine kya jiya -2
(O Solemiya o solemiya
Dil tujhko diya
Pyaar tujhse kiya) -2
Spins, lifts, co-ordination all are excellent as if they have practiced this before. People watching this thought this was better than the Nupur Mayank fiasco
Banke ki koi dard
Mere dil main kahin
Chubh rahe ho
Aahen bhi ab le rahi hain
Naam tumhara
Is dard ki tum dawa ho
Hoh khush vahi tum jahan ho
Chahat main gum ho gaya hai
Yeh dil bechara
Nupur looks at Mayank. Mayank just smiles at her as if to indicate she is doing good but inside he is boiling seeing Raj so close to Nupur
Ab tanha kya rahna
Jab milna hai tumse hi aakhir
Kyon rokun main khud ko
Kho jana hai ishq main aakhir
Jo khudh to sambhala to maine kya jeeya
Maine kya jeeya -2
(O Solemiya o solemiya
Dil tujhko diya
Pyaar tujhse kiya) -2
Aisa koi pal na hoga
Jisme main mere dil main
Tum na ho aur khwaabon main
Na ho chehra tumhara
Nupur tries to look at Mayank but Raj turns her which angers Mayank more. He is about to go to her but is stopped by C.J
Saanson main tum
Chaa rahe ho ban ke nasha
Is qadar ke dol raha hai
Nashe main jahan saara
Is pal main milna hai
To lo hum yahan pe mile hain
Is pal main agar kal ho
To kal hum yahin phir milenge
Mil na sake to kam se kam
Maine jeeya is pal main jiya
Ik pal to jeeya
(O Solemiya o solemiya
Dil tujhko diya
Pyaar tujhse kiya) -2
(Raaton main bhi aaye na chaina
Beetegi kaise yeh raina)-2
Too na mila to maine kya jiya
maine kya jiya
O Solemiya o solemiya
Dil tujhko diya
Pyaar tujhse kiya) -2
She completes the song and bows. The whole hall is filled with claps. She is very happy and then she sees Mayank with a grim expression. She tries to make him smile but he turns to talk to C.J. This hurts Nupur more.
Samrat – Tum gadhe ho abhi jealous hone ka nahi usse yeh dikhane ka time hai ki tumhe kuch faraq nahi padta
Mayank – Ya you are right!
Goes to Nupur
Hey Nupur bahut acha performance hai PAR!!!!........
Nupur – Par kya
Mayank – Par ours was better
Nupur – HA! HA! By god Mayank mujhe laga tumhe bura laga
Mayank – Aise hi hasti rehna achi lagti ho aur jo tumhe khushi deta hai voh mujhe kabhi bura nahi lag sakta.
Then goes near her ear and says.
Haan thoda jealous zaroor hua tha. Tumhe mere alava kissi aur ke saath dekha nahi hai na isiliye.
He walks away from her
Raj – Kya kaha usne aur tum lal kyun ho gayi ho
Nupur – Haan! Kuch nahi bus performance ki tareef kar raha tha.
Raj – Oh! Voh toh karega hi HUMNE jo perform kiya hai
He purposely says loudly so that Mayank turns behind and purposely puts a hand on Nupur's shoulder to see Mayank's angry look.
Samrat – Uncle, Ek problem abhi bhi hai.
Dad – Voh Kya??
Samrat – Hume pata hai ki Nupur achi hai par Raj aur Mayank main se kaun acha hai yeh ek joint dance se prove hoga RIGHT!!!
Dad – Haan bhai correct Mayank, Raj on the floor.
Mayank – Yeh kya kiya Samrat
(Obviously bechaare kitna dance karenge thak gaye honge.)
Samrat – Jaa aur Nupur ko prove kar ki tu hi best hai
C.J – Ya go and bring Raj's ego down
Benji – Haan Excel ka naam roshan karo. Jai mata di Let's rock
Raj starts the dance
If you feeling me make some noise
Ladies and gentleman raise your voice
Nan nan nana nana...
Naa nan nana nana...
If you feeling me make some noise
Ladies and gentleman raise your voice
Nan nan nana nana...
Naa nan nana nana...
Tu hai meri soniye,
I'll be with you night and day,
Jab tujhe dekhe nazren,
Kismat Konnection ho jaaye..
Everybody on the floor,
Make some noise, aa kar le shore
Deewanepan ka hai zor,
Common everybody now, sing it one time..chill
Aai pappi, Aai pappi, aa Aai pappi, Aai pappi,
Aai pappi, Aai pappi
Let me take you higher..
Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi,
Aai pappi, Aai pappi
Higher and higher..
Mayank then follows
Badli badli si raatein,
Sach ho gayi saari baatein,
Badli badli si raatein,
Sach ho gayi saari baatein,
Yeh khushiyon ki saugaten,
Jaise rab ki hai dua..
Everybody with me swing,
Let Sebastian just nod away
Dil mein jo hai aa keh de,
Common everybody now,
Hit it like that. Chill
Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi,
Aai pappi, Aai pappi
Let me take you higher..
Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi,
Aai pappi, Aai pappi
Higher and higher..
Let's go
Jump down feel my floor
Baby take it easy, I m nice n slow
Wanna show you why we are to be two
And wanna make you part of all that I do
Cant do without you I testify
Need you in my life and I cant deny
Read it in the stars and stars don't lie
Without you girl my heart rather die
If you feeling me, make some noise
Ladies and gentleman raise your voice
Nan nan nana nana..
Naa nan nana nana..
If you feeling me, make some noise
Ladies and gentleman raise your voice
Nan nan nana nana..
Naa nan nana nana..
Mayank and Raj together start dancing
Peeche duniya mein aage,
Mere soye armaan jaage,
Peeche duniya mein aage,
Mere soye armaan jaage,
Ab to bass aisa laage,
Mere kadmon mein jahan.
Everybody join the song,
Keep the party going on,
Yaaron humse badhke kaun
Together - Common everybody now,
Hit it like that..chill
Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi,
Aai pappi, Aai pappi
Let me take you higher..
Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi,
Aai pappi, Aai pappi
Higher and higher..
Tu hai meri soniye,
I'll be with you night and day,
Jab tujhe dekhe nazren,
Kismat Konnection ho jaaye..
Everybody on the floor,
Make some noise, aa kar le shore
Deewanepan ka hai zor,
Common everybody now, sing it one time..chill
Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi, Aai pappi,
Aai pappi, Aai pappi
Let me take you higher..
Everyone – WOOO!!! ONCE MORE!!!!
Dad – Bus bus kitna karoge aur thak gaye hoge bechaare
( Thank god u realized varna pyaar ke chakkar main hospital pahunch jaate)
Raj and Mayank reach Nupur
Both – Kaisa tha
Looking at Mayank with a sad face – Tumhara acha tha.
Looking at Raj's face with a big smile – Tumhara……
Mayank – I knew it yeh usko acha bolegi
Nupur – Bhi acha tha. After all tum dono great ho tum dono main faisla karna no joke.
Mayank – Chalo at least she is on that stage when she can't decide who to choose that means I'm progressing. Main Samrat ko batata hoon.
Abhi aaya Nupur
He goes to Samrat
Mayank – SAMRAT!!!!
And hugs him
Samrat – Woh! Dude kya hua
Mayank – Usne kaha mera performance acha tha YES!!!
C.J – Mayank dheere bol sab tujhe paagal samajh rahe hain
Benji – Ya dude tum ajeeb behave kar rahe ho. After all usne sirf acha hai kaha hai. I LOVE U nahi.
Samrat – Tu kya jaanta hai aashiq ke dil ka haal. Congrats dude kuch toh taraki hui. Ab bus mere side pe bhi kuch acha ho.
Mayank – Don't worry sab thik ho jayega.
Karan – Mere rehte hue lets see
Samrat – Haan tumhare rehte hue main gunjan ko tumse door karoonga.
Dad – Ok pehle entry toh ho gaya next choice hai GUNJAN!!!!
Gunjan – KYA!!!
Dad – Haan Excel. Woops aaj ke humare guests tumhara gaana suna chahta hai.
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That's all for now Gunjan's performance and rest of the suspense next time.
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