Member of the Week - Ani11 - Page 8

Originally posted by: ~haBiBi2hot~

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thanks rubzzzzzzzzz😃

Originally posted by: infiniteattract

👏 kwwp up with the good work anidi 😃

OK😭

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Originally posted by: paagalhoonmain

first nd foremost wat u think about me?I am almost on the verge of hitting u now😡

options again,choose one,with reasons,try 2 b calm😆hmmmmmm😡
a)dreams or aspirations aspirations,dreams se kuchh nahi hota hai😆
b)moon or mars mars,moon to roj dikhta hai😆
c)rakesh roshan or hrithik roshan Hritik roshan,i don't know why😕
d)akshaye khanna or vinod khanna akshaye khanna
e)jitendra or tushar kapoor none of those two please
f)sunny or bobby deol sunny deol,i like his dance😆😆
g)hema malini or esha deol Hema malini,she is so pretty,cant stand esha
h)amrish puri or om puri(theres no relation inthem btw😆amrish puri,he was a dood actor
i)murder or gangster(movies)haven't seen any of them😕
j)gold or silver both😆
k)business or job job,i won't have to wry abt it 24/7
l)love or madness madness in love😳
m)karishma or kareena karishma,i think she is the sweeter one😃
n)maine pyaar kiya or maine pyaar kyun kiya maine pyaar kiya,salmaan's first hit😃
o)sonu nigam or udit narayan sonu nigam,he is the best among the current singers
p)pritam or vishal-shekhar I don't know😕
q)sachin or dravid sachin,little master😃
r)brett lee or shoaib akhtar who r they😕
s)irfan pathan or zaheer khan irfan Pathan,i have heard he is very good
t)rahul dravid or saurav ganguly (as captain)I don't know,its been ages since i watched cricket😭
u)navy or army or air force airforce,they fly high
v)india or us most definitely india
w)alka yagnik or kavitha krishnamoorti alka yagnik,she is better of the two😕
x)Modern or traditional traditional because india is a country of traditions
y)Me or Raghav at this point ,none😡
z)Ani di or Ani aunty😆 anidi😆

now try to answer these
1)Which search engine has the biggest index?i guess its google😕
2)teetar ke do aage teetar,teetar ke do peechhe teetar,aage teetar peechhe teetar bolo kitne teetar 5 teetars😆
3)Imagine you are in a room with 3 switches. In adjacent room there are 3 bulbs (all are off at the moment), each switch belongs to some bulb. It is impossible to see from one room to another. How can you find out, which switch belongs to which bulb, if you may enter the room with bulbs only once? i would rather sleep than figuring tht out😆
4)A table tennis ball fell into a tight deep pipe. The pipe was only a bit wider then the ball, so you can not use your hand. How would you take it out, with no damage?I will buy a new ball😆
5)A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator - or if it was raining that day - he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment. Can you explain why it is so?give me his address,i'll ask him and let u know
6)How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't hit anything, there is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it? throw it upwards😕
7)You are in a room where there are no metal objects except for two iron rods. Only one of them is a magnet. How can you identify this magnet? don't make me think abt iron rods now😡
8)A square medieval castle on a square island was under siege. All around the island, there was 10 metres wide water moat. But the conquerors could make foot-bridges only 9.5 metres long. Nevertheless a wise man was able to figure out how to get over the water. What do you think was his advice?
(There's a place on the other side to put the bridge against, not just a sheer wall. Water moat has square corners-that section of the moat is about 14.1 metres wide.)maths ka sawal,ye teenagers se poochna😆
9)There live two kinds of people on a mysterious island. There are so called Honestants who speak always the truth, and the others are Swindlecants who always lie in everyone's throat.
Three fellows (A, B and C) are having a quarrel at the market. A gringo goes by and asks the A fellow: "Are you an Honestant or a Swindlecant?" The answer is incomprehensible so the gringo asks B: "What did A say?" B answers: "A said that he is a Swindlecant." And to that says the fellow C: "Do not believe B, he is lying!" Who is B and C? 😕
10)Afterwards he meets another two aborigines. One says: "I am a Swindlecant or the other one is an Honestant." Who are they?
11)Our gringo displeased the sovereign with his intrusive questions and was condemned to death. But there was also a generous chance to save himself by the means of solving the following logic problem. The gringo was shown two doors - one leading to scaffold and the second one to freedom (both doors were the same) and only door guards knew what was behind the doors. The sovereign let the gringo put one question to one guard. And because the sovereign was an honest man he warned that exactly one guard is a Swindlecant.
What question can save the gringo's life? 😕

12)
Our gringo was lucky and survived. On his way to the pub he met three aborigines. One made this statement: "We are all Swindlecants." The second one concluded: "Just one of us is an honest man." Who are they? 😕

13)
In the pub the gringo met a funny guy who said: "If my wife is an Honestant, then I am Swindlecant." Who is this couple? 😕

14)
When the gringo wanted to pay and leave the pub, the bartender told him how much his drink costed. It was quite much money, so he asked the bartender if he speaks the truth. But the gringo did not hear the whispered answer so he asked a man sitting next to him about it. And the man said: "The bartender said yes, but he is a big liar." Who are they? 😕

15)
Going out of the pub, the gringo heard about a fantastic buried treasure. He wanted to be sure so he asked another man who replied:
"What, on this island is a treasure, only if I am an honest man."
So shall he go and find the treasure? 😕

16)
Thinking about the treasure, the gringo forgot what a day it was, so he asked four aborigines and got these answers:
A: Yesterday was Wednesday.
B: Tomorrow will be Sunday.
C: Today is Friday.
D: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Because everything you need to know is how many people lied, I will not tell. What day in week was it? 😕

17)
After a hard day the gringo wanted some time to relax. But a few minutes later two aborigines wanted to talk to him. To make things clear, the gringo asked: "Is at least one of you an honestant?" After the answer, there was no doubt. Who are they and who answered? 😕

18)
There was a girl on this island, and everybody wanted her. However, she wanted just a rich swindlecant. If you were a rich swindlecant, how would you convince her saying only one sentence. And what if she wanted a rich honestant (and if you were one). Let us assume for this logic problem that there are only rich or poor people on the island. 😕

19)
And now a few cases from the island of honestants and swindlecants. A prisoner at the bar was allowed to say one sentence to defend himself. After a while he said: "A swindlecant committed the crime." Did it rescue him? 😕

20)
Two truthful lawyers had the following conversation.
Plaintiff: "If the prisoner is guilty, then he had an accomplice."
Solicitor: "That's not truth!"
Did the solicitor help his client? 😕

23)

Alice came across a lion and a unicorn in a forest of forgetfulness. Those two are strange beings. Lion lies every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and the other days in week he speaks the truth. Unicorn lies on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, however the other days in week he speaks the truth.
Lion: Yesterday I was lying.
Unicorn: So was I.
Which day did they say that? 😕

24)Lion said: Yesterday I was lying and two days after tomorrow I will be lying again.
Which day did he say that? 😕

25)
There live people and strange monkeys on this island, and you can not tell who is who. They speak either only the truth or only the lie.
Who are the following two guys?
A: B is a lying monkey. I am human.
B: A is telling the truth. 😕

i hope thts enuff!now if u want more tell me,anyways i'll try ki abhi week khatam nahi hua,thodi aur mehnet karoo
last question,wat do u think abt me now?

kabhi main delhi aaoon to mujhe mil mat jana😡😡

Originally posted by: paagalhoonmain

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anyways congrats for 11000posts👏

thanks😃

ani aunty u dint answer all u just posted 😕
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Originally posted by: paagalhoonmain

ani aunty u dint answer all u just posted 😕
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tumne jo questions pooche,jitna mera dimaag kaam kiya maine answer kar diya ,usse jyada dimaag nahi hai mere paas,skool se nikle hue kitne saal ho gaye hain😆😆😆

Originally posted by: ani11

tumne jo questions pooche,jitna mera dimaag kaam kiya maine answer kar diya ,usse jyada dimaag nahi hai mere paas,skool se nikle hue kitne saal ho gaye hain😆😆😆

matlabaapke hisaab se sab dimaag skool chhod aate hain😆😆

waise aapke dimaag pe to mujhe pehlehi shaq tha,qaziiiii nd rupuuuuuuu😆😆😆

Originally posted by: paagalhoonmain

matlabaapke hisaab se sab dimaag skool chhod aate hain😆😆

waise aapke dimaag pe to mujhe pehlehi shaq tha,qaziiiii nd rupuuuuuuu😆😆😆

qazi aur rupu ka to dil se rishta hai,music aur dimag ka koi combination nahi hota hai😆😆nahi to himesh reshmayia hit nahi hote😆

Hi Ani....although I'm not a regular and not part of ur inside group...but we've had some discussions....some heated some friendly...so can i ask some questions as well...in thy honour...however...let me warn u..my questions won't be as inocous as some of the ones I'm seeing here.... 😉 so do I have ur permission to ask?

Originally posted by: rolm

Hi Ani....although I'm not a regular and not part of ur inside group...but we've had some discussions....some heated some friendly...so can i ask some questions as well...in thy honour...however...let me warn u..my questions won't be as inocous as some of the ones I'm seeing here.... 😉 so do I have ur permission to ask?

hi Ro😃

I don't know what u mean by the inside group😆but i consider you a dear friend😃.I know our views don't match on certain things😆but its not necessary for friends to agree on everything.

Having said that u crack me up by using those words tht i have highlighted😆😆

Go ahead and ask ur questions ,i know they won't be easy but i'll try my best to answer them,just don't test me on math😆😆