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lallulal2010

@lallulal2010

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

Namaste, Salaam, Adaab, Hello, Hie, Tata, Bye-Bye...(oops, ye to bahut jaldi bye ho gaya)...

So meherbaans and Kadardaans...I lallulal2010 of the world-famous Lallu TV, welcome you to the silliest game of the century...

(Loud Claps and Cheers in the background)...(No, looks like joota-chappals and anda-tamatar are falling on this oh-so-gracious host of this evening..err..afternoon)

So, introducing this Game to you guys, All you have to do to is give an idea (it must be funny) of an FIR...The main characters are Chandramukhi Chautala, a hariyanvi speaking sub-ins. in the Imaan Chauki of Ravanpur, Gulgule her loud-mouthed chamcha havaldaar..and Gopi, the stubborn besharam, ladki patau, buddha senior-havaldaar...the others in the chauki are Joki..who jumps in with a Nahiiin, and says some rhyming lines like, band karo ye humming, someone is coming...and then goes away with a quick 'ok, bye', and the paan-chabane wala chief ins. Bajarang Pande...You have to present a situation in which a person or a group of persons come to lodge an FIR, and how chandramukhi solves the case...The case could be any-thing from joote ki chori to murder...but it should be hillarious...

So I humbly request you to bring out your creative side and provide us with such a short story...

If you are not comfy with these characters, you can always introduce your own characters...or you can perceive these characters in whichever sense you like...but plz do participate...

This is Fun game and any-one can give us a funny situation...the winner will be provided with...Viola...Nothing!!!!

with loads of luv

Vidushi

lallulal2010 of Lallu TV

plz take part even if you don't watch the serial...be a sport galzz...or else i will...what can i do...i will sing and send each of you a sample of my suriili voice, which is sure to haunt to every day of your life...😆...you see i sing worse than a donkey braying...

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elle45

@elle45

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Posted: 14 years ago

Good idea! I've started racking my brain for ideas... Let's see what I come up with

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Evil Dramebaaz

@Minionite

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+ 43

Posted: 14 years ago

A very nice idea. I'll have to think about it and I'll write a few out before posting them one by one.

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elle45

@elle45

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

Vidushi... sorry I haven't come up with my story yet... something important has come up 😭 How abt I be back in about 2 weeks?

Everyone else, plz do participate... maybe someday your story will be featured in the actual show? 😆

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lallulal2010

@lallulal2010

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

elle, it's OK. But plz do participate. Shreya you too.

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mnx12

@mnx12

Channel Moderator

+ 14

Posted: 14 years ago

I know this is not good, but am trying

This case is about a show, Laagi Tujhase Lagan, whose lead character Datta has dissapeared suddenly from the show. Loyal viewers, tried to search for Datta, but couldn't find him. Suddenly one day someone comes & says he is Datta, but his look talk is different. Loyal Viewers are confused, it can't be a case of plastic surgery, his voice is different too. So loyal viewers come to CC to lodge an FIR, for missing of original Datta. They don't want this new person.

How will CC solve this case?😃

to be continued😊

Edited by mnx12 - 14 years ago

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lallulal2010

@lallulal2010

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

interesting question...ab to chandramukhi ye case solve kar ke rahegi...

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Evil Dramebaaz

@Minionite

Channel Moderator

+ 43

Posted: 14 years ago

CC kahegi ke usse main woh kuch nahi kar sakti. Problem hai writers ka. Woh plastic surgery karvete hain aur insaan ke shakal ke saath saath, uski height, weight, talk, walk, aur baki sab kuch bhi badal jata hai. Uske saath saath kabhi kabhi insaan ke moun ka shape hi change ho jata hai. 😆

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elle45

@elle45

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

Why don't we do this? I'll start a story, and we all continue it... in FIR ishtyle? Ok... Everyone think of interesting stuff.

So, the story starts:

Chandramukhi walks into Iman Chowki to see Gopi sitting on her chair talking to Lappi Luthra on the phone and Gulgule eating samosas ... She gives Gulgule a tight rapta and disconnects the phone, gives Gopi a full beating and says:

"Nai yahan kisi ko nazar nahi aa raha hai, Madam aayi hui hain Chowki main, na koi Good morning na koi salute, aur mota khaey ja raha hai "... looks at Gopi and says "Aur tu, 200 saal puranay aadmi, is umer main bhi padosanain or Luppi Luthra kay saath biji... retirement kab lega tu?, humain tumsay chuti milay"

Gopi: Gives his embarrassed laugh, hehehe, says "Carry on", picks up the newspaper, and goes to read on the bench

SUDDENLYYY...

Nahiiinnn... Bus karo yeh humming, somebody is coming! 😆

A young man walks in to lodge an FIR...

Young Man: Madam, mujhe aik FIR likhani hai... main thak gaya hoon

Gulgule: Dekho yeh koi rest house nahin hai, agar tum thak gaye ho... toh hum kya karen, jao yahan se!

*Gulgule gets a slap/rapta from Madam*

Young Man: Madam, mera naam hai Aashiq, aur mujhe FIR likhani hai... main thak gaya hoon

Gopi: Ohooo... kis ka Aashiq? Apni padosan ka ya apni biwi ka? Hehehe
*Gets a chilling stare from Madam*
Gopi: Carry on!

Young Man/Aashiq: Madam, I have a girlfriend, who has a brother. 15 years ago, my elder sister, Chulbuli and my girlfriend's brother, Chulbul loved each other and wanted to get married. But my parents kept a condition that Chulbul must be foreign educated. So Chulbul went abroad, and has not returned for 15 years! My sister is still waiting to get married, and so am I... I can't get married to my girlfriend till my sister is married off... And I am fed up of waiting for Chulbul!... main thak gaya hoon!!!

What will Chandramukhi do now?

Guys, I've tried to make it interesting, do "carry on"

Edited by elle45 - 14 years ago

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mnx12

@mnx12

Channel Moderator

+ 14

Posted: 14 years ago

#10

Originally posted by: mnx12

I know this is not good, but am trying

This case is about a show, Laagi Tujhase Lagan, whose lead character Datta has dissapeared suddenly from the show. Loyal viewers, tried to search for Datta, but couldn't find him. Suddenly one day someone comes & says he is Datta, but his look talk is different. Loyal Viewers are confused, it can't be a case of plastic surgery, his voice is different too. So loyal viewers come to CC to lodge an FIR, for missing of original Datta. They don't want this new person.

How will CC solve this case?😃

to be continued😊

Do not underestimate CC, she can solve any case.

CC hears them carefully, tells Gopi & Gulgule to call producer of the show.

He comes, CC asks him yeh SAB kya keh rahe hai, producers says, madam yeh hamarashow hai, jaisa ham chahte hai vaisa hi hoga, abse yehi hamara hero hai. CC says haan yeh baat bhi sahi hai, aap ja sakte hai.

After he's gone, CC tells Gopi & Gulgule is pure mamale ki sari information nikalo. Gopi & Gulgule salutes in their original style & leaves for the work.

Next day, they both report to CC with compelete report. CC makes a call to someone, personon the other side says he will be there in 1/2 an hr.

CC tells G & G tocall all the concerned partis. After 1/2 an hr producer & the viewers gather insde the chawki. They ask CC what happend to their case. CC tells them to wait forsome time.

Everyone is waiting, suddenly someone comes, everyone is surprised & happy to see him.

He is the original Datta. CC asks him what is the reason for his absence from the show.

OD tells her, this producer wants to change the storyline, which doesn't go well with his character,

he tried to explain him a lot but producer is not ready to understand, so there was no other option

left for me. CC asks producer about this,he says, madam viewers are demanding the change in the story.

CC asks the viewers, they say no we want the original story with OD.

CC is thinking, she tells OD, what does he wants to do now. D tells CC,he has already got another project in hand & is buzy with it for next 3 months.

Producer says,now he will make his show with new Datta & newstoryline & he is sure that viewers will watch it because they will see anything he makes as he isa big producer.

CC asks viewers ,what do youwant to do now since you know the truth.

Viewers looks at the OD. He tells them he is thankful to them for their love & support, but I can't work with the changed storyline.

Viewers understands hos pov, because they appreciate his acting skills. They wish him the best in his career, OD is touchedby their love,he tells them he will be back on screen for them soon.

& he leaves the chawki.

Producer tells the viewer confidently, I know youall will see my show with the new Datta & will start liking him.

The viewers tells the producer loudly- we are not interested

CC says the case is solved.