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In today's episode, when BRM was playing chess
I was like "BRM...Bas kijiye...Jab aapko Gayatri ek baar harra chuki hai toh aapko kia lagta hai wo dobara aisa nahi karay gi? Bilkul karay gi...Aap kabhi jeet hi nahi sakti...Kabhi nahi...Kyunkay Gayatri k rehtay koi burai mehel main zada dair tak tik nahi sakti..." Aur phir jab BRM nay poori chessboard hi phenk daali toh
I was like "Wohi chessboard dil toh kar raha hai aap hi k sir pe utha k maar doon taakay aap phir dobara kabhi uth hi na sako...Maza hi ajae ga..."😆😆😆
Then came RaGa's room wala scene, jab Gayatri kamray main i aarti ki thaal lay k toh bara acha laga keh chalo ab koi cute sa scene dekhna ko milay ga likin jab Ranaji Baray Ranaji ki photo ko dekh rahay thay aur Gayatri se keh rahay thay keh "Hum humesha inki tarha chalna chahtay thay...Rehna chahtay thay..." I was like "Haan waisay bhi maukay kum miltay hain romance k ab iss main bhi lay aao apnay Baray Ranaji ko beech main taakay saray romance ka kachra hojae...Though mujhe Baray Ranaji ki personality bahut pasand hai but jab patni saath ho toh romance toh banta hai na likin nahi kuch aur hi horaha tha yahan toh..." Ranaji ki baatoon se saaaf lag raha tha keh wo Baray Ranaji se bahut pyaar kartay hain aur phir jab achay king bannay ki baat i toh wo apnay aap ko acha nahi samajhtay toh I was like "Aww aisay matt boliyeee Ranaji...Aap bahut achay hain..." Aur Gayatri nay bhi yehi kaha...Acha laga phir jab beech main usnay Sartaj aur Rageshwari ki baat ki toh I was like "Gayatri tum sahi ho likin bas har baar tumhain pta nahi kyun likin proves ki zarorat parhti hai aur aj bhi pari kyunkay Ranaji ko iss waqt wo khooni churail bari hi bechari lag rahi hai...Uff subse fazul baat hai yeh keh unhain uss gadhi pe taras araha hai...Aarrrggghhh I hate her...Gayatri abh tum hi kuch karo aisa keh yeh zara track pe ajain warna inka koi bharoosa nahi...Kal ko pta chala wo saali tumharay Ranaji par hi flat horahi ho...Idiot kahin ki...I hate Rageshwari...Pta nahi CVs usay iss serial se hathaaa kyun nahi daitay..." Jab Gayatri nay dekha keh Ranaji kuch sunnay k mood main nahi toh bechari aisaiii naraaz hokar chali gai...Ranaji bhi na...Kabhi kabhi basss...Emotional decisions lay laitay hain...!!!😛😛😛
Then came BRM-Kunwarji-Kokila-Sevak wala scene, jab BRM pooja karna chahti thi aur wo sevak unhain rookh raha tha toh Kunwarji aur Coca Cola yeh sub door se unka tamasha dekh rahay thay I was like "Haan yeh hai tumhari Maa...Satya gai hai budhi...Isay pehlay k yeh aur satyaaa jae tum dono khud hi kuch aisa karo k yeh apnay mission main kabhi kamyaab na hoon...Kyunkay kabhi kabhi apna hi jab bhaanda phoorr daalta hai na toh bas uss dosray ki such main koi izat nahi rehti...Maza hi ajae ga BRM k saath agar aisa kuch hoa toh..." Kunwarji aapki Maa badli nahi...Naatak kar rahi hai acha bannay ka...Seedhi si baat hai...Yeh budhi ek number ki churail hai na kabhi badli thi...Aur...Na kabhi badlay gi...!!!😡😡😡
Then came Rageshwari-BRM-Rajmata wala scene, jab BRM pooja karnay lagti hain toh jaan k zorr zorr se bolti hai taakay uss sevak tak usko uski awaaz pohanch sakay likin Rageshwari chupkay se BRM se conversation karna chahti hai but wo rahay gi ek number ki duffer...!!! BRM nay itna usay samjhana chaaahaaa apni pooja k dauran likin wo dumbo queen ek baar bhi na samjhi...Waisay toh bari chaalain chalti hai likin iss main toh bilkul hi duffer nikli...Aur uski pooja ka zorr zorr se bolnay ka koi faida hi nahi hoa...Acha hai...BRM aapnay bhi kis duffer player ko liya hai jisay samaj hi nahi keh khel kaisay khela jaata hai...Huhhh i bari Gayatri ko tabhaaa karnay wali...Pehlay apnay mohray toh sahi se chun lijiye BRM phir sochiye ga kuch karnay ka...Phir sirf sochiyee ga...Huhhh...!!!
Phir jab Rajmata ko BRM ki awaaz aati hai toh wo unddur aajati hain aur Rageshwari jaldi se ghaib hojaati hai aur phir BRM ka alag acha bannay ka drama phir shoro hojaata hai aur phir jab wo Rajmata ko prasad k torr pe laddo day k apna haath se ashirwaad daiti hain toh I was like "Ghanta laddo khaai gi Rajmata...Huhh BRM aapnay kia samjha hai unhain wo aapka diya hoa laddoo kabhi nahi khaay giii...Aur dosri baat wo koi mari nahi jarahi aapka ashirwaad lainay k liye jo aap apni taraf se bara haath dikha rahi ho...Pleeease just go away...And...Stop this stupid bakwas of yours...Unko aap pe bharoosa na tha...Na hai...Aur...Na hi kabhi hoga...!"😡😡😡
Then came Sartaj-Sevak wala scene, ajeeb hi hai yaarooon matlab ab mehel k sevak bhi bahir waloon se milay hoy hain...Matlab Sartaj nay itnay mazay se iss sevak ko keh diya keh tum jaa k mera yeh kaam kardo aur usnay kar bhi diya...Wah...Kia security hai...Wah...Kahin aisa toh nahi keh yeh Sartaj ka hi banda ho jo mehel k sevakooon ki uniform pehen kar usay support kar raha ho...Hmmm...Haan yeh ho sakta hai...!!! Uff...CVs aap bhi na waisay...Security toh atleast tight dikhaani chaye thi Raj Mehel ki...Likin nahi alag hi chori aapnay toh...!!!Ab pta nahi yeh Sartaj karay ga kia?!
Then came Gayatri ka letter wala scene, jab Gayatri apni Maa se phone pe baat kar rahi thi tab hi ek sevika i aur usay tea di aur ussi tea k neechay Sartaj k ek banday nay Sartaj ki di hoi chitthi uskay cup k neechay rakh di thi takay wo aram se dekh kar parh sakay but jab Gayatri se chaai gir gai aur usnay sevika se change karnay ko kaha aur phir wo Sartaj ka banda bahir hi jaan booj k uss sevika se takaraya aur chaai k cup hi aisi ki taisi aur kar daali tab hi Gayatri phone rakh kar bahir nikli aur Sartaj k banday nay usay wo letter day diya I was like "Wah ray tum toh baray hi clever niklay...Kaam bhi kar k hi chora tumnay hain? Wah..." Jab Gayatri nay wo letter parha toh pta chala keh Sartaj nay usay bulwaya hai I was like "Chali jao Gayatri acha hai kisi aur ko pta chalnay se pehlay tumhain hi sub pta chal jae toh acha hoga...Warna sub kharaab hojae ga...And please be careful..."😳😳😳
And lastly, Sartaj-Gayatri wala scene, jab Gayatri Sartaj se milnay i aur jab Gayatri se impress horaha tha keh tum main saray gunn hai Rani bannay k toh I was like "Pleeease hum subko yeh baat pta hai aagay bolo...Main point pe aao..." Phir jab usnay shoro kiya bolna keh 'Mujhe bacha lo warna bahut bara paap hojae ga...' aur phir Gayatri nay usay sahi sunaai aur phir jab Gayatri jaanay hi wali thi toh usnay BOMB phoor daala yeh keh k "Kahin aisa na ho keh anjanay main ek betay se apnay pitta ki hathya hojae..." I was like "Shit...Shit...Shit...Yeh baap niklaaa...Main sahi thi...Kal k take main bilkul sahi thi...Oh! Crap...Yeh such main Ranaji nahi nahi not Ranaji...INDRA...ka BAAP niklaaa...CVs WHY????? AT least king toh rehnay daitay becharay ko...Hud hi waisay...Becharay k character ki toh disection hi kardaali aap logoon nay toh...Hayyy ab Gayatri kia karay gi?" Gayatri yeh sunn kar aur ghussa hogai...Hona hi tha...Usay toh yeh jhoot hi lag raha tha...Phir jab Rajmata k baray main usnay kaha toh I was like "Shut up Sartaj...Agar Rajmata ko Indra se pyaar hai toh hai...Aur tum marr hi jao toh acha hi hai...Waisay bhi aisa sharabi aur Rajmata ko thappar maarnay walay baap k zinday rehnay se behtar hai k Sartaj marr hi jae..."
Gayatri nay phir chup karanay ki koshish ki Sartaj ko likin phir usnay dosra BOMB phora wo yeh keh "Rajmata k paas ek Devi Maa ka taaveez hai...Jab aap uss taaveez khol k dekhain gi toh uspe mera naam mila ga...Kia yeh bhi kisi k paas hota hai?" I was like "Damn! Ab toh such main iss Sartaj nay prove hi kardaala...Gayatri ab tum kia karo gi? Kia Ranaji ab Ranaji nahi...Indra hojae gain? Aur iska matlab phir yeh sari kingship phir kisi aur ki hojae gi???? Oh! Sub barbaad kardiyaaa iss Sartaj nay...Marr jaata toh acha tha...Na bajta yeh baans na bajti baansuri..."😊😊😊
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is...
"GO GAYATRI GO"😃😃😃
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
I was like "BRM...Bas kijiye...Jab aapko Gayatri ek baar harra chuki hai toh aapko kia lagta hai wo dobara aisa nahi karay gi? Bilkul karay gi...Aap kabhi jeet hi nahi sakti...Kabhi nahi...Kyunkay Gayatri k rehtay koi burai mehel main zada dair tak tik nahi sakti..." Aur phir jab BRM nay poori chessboard hi phenk daali toh
I was like "Wohi chessboard dil toh kar raha hai aap hi k sir pe utha k maar doon taakay aap phir dobara kabhi uth hi na sako...Maza hi ajae ga..."😆😆😆
Then came RaGa's room wala scene, jab Gayatri kamray main i aarti ki thaal lay k toh bara acha laga keh chalo ab koi cute sa scene dekhna ko milay ga likin jab Ranaji Baray Ranaji ki photo ko dekh rahay thay aur Gayatri se keh rahay thay keh "Hum humesha inki tarha chalna chahtay thay...Rehna chahtay thay..." I was like "Haan waisay bhi maukay kum miltay hain romance k ab iss main bhi lay aao apnay Baray Ranaji ko beech main taakay saray romance ka kachra hojae...Though mujhe Baray Ranaji ki personality bahut pasand hai but jab patni saath ho toh romance toh banta hai na likin nahi kuch aur hi horaha tha yahan toh..." Ranaji ki baatoon se saaaf lag raha tha keh wo Baray Ranaji se bahut pyaar kartay hain aur phir jab achay king bannay ki baat i toh wo apnay aap ko acha nahi samajhtay toh I was like "Aww aisay matt boliyeee Ranaji...Aap bahut achay hain..." Aur Gayatri nay bhi yehi kaha...Acha laga phir jab beech main usnay Sartaj aur Rageshwari ki baat ki toh I was like "Gayatri tum sahi ho likin bas har baar tumhain pta nahi kyun likin proves ki zarorat parhti hai aur aj bhi pari kyunkay Ranaji ko iss waqt wo khooni churail bari hi bechari lag rahi hai...Uff subse fazul baat hai yeh keh unhain uss gadhi pe taras araha hai...Aarrrggghhh I hate her...Gayatri abh tum hi kuch karo aisa keh yeh zara track pe ajain warna inka koi bharoosa nahi...Kal ko pta chala wo saali tumharay Ranaji par hi flat horahi ho...Idiot kahin ki...I hate Rageshwari...Pta nahi CVs usay iss serial se hathaaa kyun nahi daitay..." Jab Gayatri nay dekha keh Ranaji kuch sunnay k mood main nahi toh bechari aisaiii naraaz hokar chali gai...Ranaji bhi na...Kabhi kabhi basss...Emotional decisions lay laitay hain...!!!😛😛😛
Then came BRM-Kunwarji-Kokila-Sevak wala scene, jab BRM pooja karna chahti thi aur wo sevak unhain rookh raha tha toh Kunwarji aur Coca Cola yeh sub door se unka tamasha dekh rahay thay I was like "Haan yeh hai tumhari Maa...Satya gai hai budhi...Isay pehlay k yeh aur satyaaa jae tum dono khud hi kuch aisa karo k yeh apnay mission main kabhi kamyaab na hoon...Kyunkay kabhi kabhi apna hi jab bhaanda phoorr daalta hai na toh bas uss dosray ki such main koi izat nahi rehti...Maza hi ajae ga BRM k saath agar aisa kuch hoa toh..." Kunwarji aapki Maa badli nahi...Naatak kar rahi hai acha bannay ka...Seedhi si baat hai...Yeh budhi ek number ki churail hai na kabhi badli thi...Aur...Na kabhi badlay gi...!!!😡😡😡
Then came Rageshwari-BRM-Rajmata wala scene, jab BRM pooja karnay lagti hain toh jaan k zorr zorr se bolti hai taakay uss sevak tak usko uski awaaz pohanch sakay likin Rageshwari chupkay se BRM se conversation karna chahti hai but wo rahay gi ek number ki duffer...!!! BRM nay itna usay samjhana chaaahaaa apni pooja k dauran likin wo dumbo queen ek baar bhi na samjhi...Waisay toh bari chaalain chalti hai likin iss main toh bilkul hi duffer nikli...Aur uski pooja ka zorr zorr se bolnay ka koi faida hi nahi hoa...Acha hai...BRM aapnay bhi kis duffer player ko liya hai jisay samaj hi nahi keh khel kaisay khela jaata hai...Huhhh i bari Gayatri ko tabhaaa karnay wali...Pehlay apnay mohray toh sahi se chun lijiye BRM phir sochiye ga kuch karnay ka...Phir sirf sochiyee ga...Huhhh...!!!
Phir jab Rajmata ko BRM ki awaaz aati hai toh wo unddur aajati hain aur Rageshwari jaldi se ghaib hojaati hai aur phir BRM ka alag acha bannay ka drama phir shoro hojaata hai aur phir jab wo Rajmata ko prasad k torr pe laddo day k apna haath se ashirwaad daiti hain toh I was like "Ghanta laddo khaai gi Rajmata...Huhh BRM aapnay kia samjha hai unhain wo aapka diya hoa laddoo kabhi nahi khaay giii...Aur dosri baat wo koi mari nahi jarahi aapka ashirwaad lainay k liye jo aap apni taraf se bara haath dikha rahi ho...Pleeease just go away...And...Stop this stupid bakwas of yours...Unko aap pe bharoosa na tha...Na hai...Aur...Na hi kabhi hoga...!"😡😡😡
Then came Sartaj-Sevak wala scene, ajeeb hi hai yaarooon matlab ab mehel k sevak bhi bahir waloon se milay hoy hain...Matlab Sartaj nay itnay mazay se iss sevak ko keh diya keh tum jaa k mera yeh kaam kardo aur usnay kar bhi diya...Wah...Kia security hai...Wah...Kahin aisa toh nahi keh yeh Sartaj ka hi banda ho jo mehel k sevakooon ki uniform pehen kar usay support kar raha ho...Hmmm...Haan yeh ho sakta hai...!!! Uff...CVs aap bhi na waisay...Security toh atleast tight dikhaani chaye thi Raj Mehel ki...Likin nahi alag hi chori aapnay toh...!!!Ab pta nahi yeh Sartaj karay ga kia?!
Then came Gayatri ka letter wala scene, jab Gayatri apni Maa se phone pe baat kar rahi thi tab hi ek sevika i aur usay tea di aur ussi tea k neechay Sartaj k ek banday nay Sartaj ki di hoi chitthi uskay cup k neechay rakh di thi takay wo aram se dekh kar parh sakay but jab Gayatri se chaai gir gai aur usnay sevika se change karnay ko kaha aur phir wo Sartaj ka banda bahir hi jaan booj k uss sevika se takaraya aur chaai k cup hi aisi ki taisi aur kar daali tab hi Gayatri phone rakh kar bahir nikli aur Sartaj k banday nay usay wo letter day diya I was like "Wah ray tum toh baray hi clever niklay...Kaam bhi kar k hi chora tumnay hain? Wah..." Jab Gayatri nay wo letter parha toh pta chala keh Sartaj nay usay bulwaya hai I was like "Chali jao Gayatri acha hai kisi aur ko pta chalnay se pehlay tumhain hi sub pta chal jae toh acha hoga...Warna sub kharaab hojae ga...And please be careful..."😳😳😳
And lastly, Sartaj-Gayatri wala scene, jab Gayatri Sartaj se milnay i aur jab Gayatri se impress horaha tha keh tum main saray gunn hai Rani bannay k toh I was like "Pleeease hum subko yeh baat pta hai aagay bolo...Main point pe aao..." Phir jab usnay shoro kiya bolna keh 'Mujhe bacha lo warna bahut bara paap hojae ga...' aur phir Gayatri nay usay sahi sunaai aur phir jab Gayatri jaanay hi wali thi toh usnay BOMB phoor daala yeh keh k "Kahin aisa na ho keh anjanay main ek betay se apnay pitta ki hathya hojae..." I was like "Shit...Shit...Shit...Yeh baap niklaaa...Main sahi thi...Kal k take main bilkul sahi thi...Oh! Crap...Yeh such main Ranaji nahi nahi not Ranaji...INDRA...ka BAAP niklaaa...CVs WHY????? AT least king toh rehnay daitay becharay ko...Hud hi waisay...Becharay k character ki toh disection hi kardaali aap logoon nay toh...Hayyy ab Gayatri kia karay gi?" Gayatri yeh sunn kar aur ghussa hogai...Hona hi tha...Usay toh yeh jhoot hi lag raha tha...Phir jab Rajmata k baray main usnay kaha toh I was like "Shut up Sartaj...Agar Rajmata ko Indra se pyaar hai toh hai...Aur tum marr hi jao toh acha hi hai...Waisay bhi aisa sharabi aur Rajmata ko thappar maarnay walay baap k zinday rehnay se behtar hai k Sartaj marr hi jae..."
Gayatri nay phir chup karanay ki koshish ki Sartaj ko likin phir usnay dosra BOMB phora wo yeh keh "Rajmata k paas ek Devi Maa ka taaveez hai...Jab aap uss taaveez khol k dekhain gi toh uspe mera naam mila ga...Kia yeh bhi kisi k paas hota hai?" I was like "Damn! Ab toh such main iss Sartaj nay prove hi kardaala...Gayatri ab tum kia karo gi? Kia Ranaji ab Ranaji nahi...Indra hojae gain? Aur iska matlab phir yeh sari kingship phir kisi aur ki hojae gi???? Oh! Sub barbaad kardiyaaa iss Sartaj nay...Marr jaata toh acha tha...Na bajta yeh baans na bajti baansuri..."😊😊😊
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is...
"GO GAYATRI GO"😃😃😃
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
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