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In today's episode, when Ranaji said "Hum khelain gain, dao par jar bhi hoga, zameen bhi hogi par HUMARI PATNI nahi hogi..." and then he goes on and on and on with those lovely dialogues that he should've said to Avadhesh long time ago but wo kehtay hain na dair aye durust aye...Jab unho nay yeh kaha toh I was like "Hayyy humaray Ranaji finally kuch bolay...Kuch sahi bolayyy...Bahut acha jawab diya aapnay Ranaji...Acha hoa jo iss saalay ko btaa daaala keh aurat ki izat kaisay ki jaati hai...Iss phattay dhol ko toh kisi cheez ka ehsaas hi nahi hai keh kia sahi hai aur kia ghalat tab hi toh andha hai aur dekh nahi raha sahi se...Thank you Ranaji jo aapnay Gayatri ko bacha liya warna agar aj usay bhi laga daitay toh mera toh dil hi toot jaata...Thank you..."
Phir jab Ranaji nay murh k Gayatri ko dekha aur Gayatri ki ankhon main aansoon dekhay aur bolay keh "Gayatri hum waada kartay hain keh dobara yeh aansoon aapki ankhoon main kabhi nahi ayega..."
I was like "Yeh mauka aap nay hi kyun diya Ranaji jo ab aap ko iss waaday ki zarorat parh gai! Naraaz hoon main aapse bahut...Dil bahut dhuka diya aj aapnayy...Likin Gayatri ko side pe rakh kar aapnay jo kiya wo basss...Basss...Theek tha...Isay zada bolnay ki himat nahi horahi..."
Likin jab uss Avadhesh nay bola keh "Hum aap ko koi kasht nahi honay dain gain..." I was like "Saalay itna dukh dainay k baad toh yeh expect kar raha hai keh wo teray gallay aa k lagay gi...Ek number ka gadha duffer hai tu jo aisi soch rakhta hai...WO teri kabhi nahi hogi...Aur agar itna hi dard horaha hai uski ankhoon main aansoon dekh k toh usay uskay pyaar k saath khushi khushi zindagi kyun nahi guzarnay daita...Uski khushi main tumhari khushi honi chaye likin nahi tu thaira pagal ka bacha...Aisa thori sochay ga..."
Aur phir khel shoro hoa...Jab Avadhesh ko laga keh wo haar raha hai aur uth k alcohol peenay gaya aur dosri taraf Ranaji nay dekha keh Gayatri wahan se jaanay lagi hai toh unho nay foran Gayatri ko roka aur kaha "Humara saath rahiye Gayatri...Baazi humaray haathoon main hai...Hum jeetnay walay hain...Avadhesh k jeetnay ki koi surat hi nahi hai..." Gayatri: "Ranaji agar aap Ameerkot k shatroon ko khud apnay ghar pe laa kar thaal main paroos saktay hain toh iss sansaar main kuch bhi ho sakta hai Ranaji..."
I was like "Shabaash Gayatri...Bilkul bhi sahi keh rahi ho tum...Ranaji kaash aap nay pehlay aqal karli hoti toh yeh waqt na dekhna parhta aapko...Aap ek Raja hotay hoy aisay kaisay loose hogae...Keh itnay araam se poora Ameerkot hi dao pe laga diya...Gayatri toh bach gai! Likin yeh Ameerkot ki parajja kia aapko maaf karay gi kabhi? Yeh socha hai aapnay? Shaid nahi...Tab hi toh aisay hi nirnay lay liya aapnay Ranaji...Sahi nahi kiya..."
Aur phir jab Kunwarji uss Avadhesh ki madad karnay lag gae aur wo chota sa note day dae uskay haath main toh I was like "Kitna girain gain aap Kunwarji? Khud se toh kabhi kuch hoa nahi ab chalay hain iska sahara lainay...Wah...Bahut khoob...Doob mariyeee aap bhi kisi well main jaa k..."
Phir jab Ranaji aur Gayatri wapas agae aur game dobara continue ki aur uss waqt phir beech main jis tarha Kunwarji nay jo dice ko exchange kiya toh I was like "Haan apni bakwaas auqaat toh dikhaani hi thi inn dono nay ab wohi dikha rahay hain yeh phatta dhol bhi aur yeh Kunwar ka bacha bhi..."
Aur phir jab chakay chakay pe chaka hi aata gaya aur teen baar jab aaya aur wo Avadhesh jeet gaya toh becharary Ranaji ka toh dil hi toot gaya phir jab uth kar unho nay apni talvaar jis tarha Avadhesh ko di ufff mera toh dil hi hil k reh gaya...Kyun Ranaji? Kyun aap nay kisi airay ghairay gadhay ko yeh mauka diya keh wo apki zindagi keh saath khelay? Naa aap usay yeh mauka daitay aur na yeh gadhay ka bacha aisa kuch karta...Jazbaat insaan ko such main kahin ka nahi chorhtay...!!!
Kunwarji ki shakal dekh rahi thi main...Uff unhain jitna dilli sakoon mil raha tha wo dekh kar I was like "Bas thori din ki chaandni hai Kunwarji...Zada din yeh tiknay wali nahi...Bahut jald Ranaji yeh sub wapas haasil karlay gain tab aap pachtanay k liye tyaar rahiye ga Kunwarji CHA CHA JI..."
Becharay Ranaji such main kitnay toot gae thay apni favorite talvaar uss phattay dhol ko day kar...Uff...Aur phir jab usnay wo talvaar li aur kaha "Agar chaho toh kuch din iss mehel main athiti bunn kar reh saktay ho..." I was like "Saalay teri aisi ki taisi...@#$@$#@%$#@$@# marrr ja kahin ja k tu...Humaray Ranaji ko shaid ab kisi se dosti karnay ki himat na ho...Iskay baad aisa na ho keh unhain dosti k rishtay se vishwaas hi uth jae...Uff becharay Ranaji...Ranaji aap nay apnay pair pe khud hi kulhaari maar daali...Sahi nahi kiya...Na yeh hota aur na hi aap toothay...Aur na hi yeh phatta hoa sarha hoa dhol Ameerkot ka Raja banta..."
Jab Ranaji muray aur Gayatri ko phir rotay dekha toh kuch na kar paay...Kuch bhi nahi bas chal diye chup chaap wahan se...Yeh toh hona hi tha kis mooh se baat kartay Gayatri se...!!! Bechari Gayatri wo bhi aur Rajmata bhi kitnay dukhiii thay...Hayyy can't see them like this...!!!
Phir jab Gayatri Ranaji k peechay chalnay hi lagi thi keh rukh gai aur Avadhesh ko kaha keh "Tumhain kia lagta hai tum sub kuch jeet kar ameer hogae ho? Likin jar aur zameen ko paa kar tum parivaar ko khoo chukay ho...Aur iss sansaar main parivaar se barh kar kuch nahi aur maine tumse zada ghareeb aj tak nahi dekha...Jar aur zameen mubarak ho..."
I was like "Yeh pari tujhe saalay bahut hi achi pari Gayatri ki taraf se...Ab kia karay ga?...Gayatri toh teri honay se rahi ab iss mehel main kia akelay apna galla phaaray ga...?!!" Aur phir jab Gayatri apni aala speech day k chali gai Avadhesh ko toh Avadhesh ki shakal bilkul ek puppy jaisi hogai...Aur kuch bol hi nahi paaya wo...Bolti jo bunnd kardaali Gayatri nay...Phir jab Kunwarji aye aur apni taraf se unho nay bara haath bharhaya toh Avadhesh nay unhain jo look di wo bhi bari sahi thi...Ek toh wo sahi sarha hoa tha upper se Kunwarji ki baat sun kar aur sarh gaya...Acha hai sarh sarh kar bas dafa hojae iss mehel se bas yeh...Aur yeh Kunwarji ki toh main %$#%#$@$#@#$%$...I hate him so much...!!! 😡😡😡
And lastly, the Rajmata-Avadhesh wala scene, jab Avadhesh kamray main aaya uss kamray main jis main Ranaji k saray ancestors ki pictures lagi hoi thiiin aur wo phir se aapna galla phaar phaar phaar kar bolay hi chalay ja raha tha toh I was like "Uff yeh kaan kharaab karay ga hum forum wasiiis k aj toh...Bahut zada hi phat raha hai..."
Aur phir jab apna dhair saara galla phaarnay k baad usay idea aaya Ranaji k ancestors k photo pe kaalak laganay ka toh I was like "Koi isay bhej kyun nahi raha pagal khaanay main...?"
Phir jab usnay sub pe kaalak lagani shoro ki toh ghussa toh mujhe bhi bahut araha tha uspe keh yeh kar kia raha hai likin phir jab Rajmata k husband ki baari i matlab Ranaji k father toh I was like "Rajmata ab toh aapko aana hi hoga..." Aur phir hoi humari Rajmata ki entry aur jis tarha unho nay Avadhesh ka haath roka I was like "Wah meri Rajmata toh subse best hain yeh saalay phattay dhol ko nahi chorain gi..."
Aur phir jab Rajmata boli "Indravadhan haar gae hain par humara beta ab tak singhaasan pe betha hai...Aap nay humain Maa bulaya tha na? Aap nay apni taraf se toh jhoot kaha tha likin ek Maa aur betay ka rishta jhoota bhi ho toh baaki sub rishtoon se sucha hota hai pavitra hota hai...EK Maa ki dua se barh kar iss dunya main kuch nahi likin ek Maa ki bad dua se barh kar dunya main koi kehar nahi hota..."
I was like "Yayyy Rajmata you are the best...Wah kia baat keh di aapnay...Wah...Saalay ki bolti bunnd kardi aapnay...Aaaya tha bara...Main main meh meh meh karnay...Rajmata aap great ho...Thank you isay itna acha sunanay k liye..."
Avadhesh: "Yeh tamasha aap apnay betay k liye bacha k rakhiyeee humain Raaj karnay dijiyeee..."
Rajmata started laughing, and when she said, "Raaj? Raaj karo gay tum? Raja banna chahtay ho? Koi singaasan pe bethnay se Raja nahi bunn jaata Avadhesh...Raja parajja k dil main beth kar banta hai...Raja Indravadhan Singh ko toh tumnay singhaasan se door kardiya hai par Ameerkot ki parajja se kabhi door nahi kar paao gay kyunkay Ameerkot ki parajja Ameerkot ki mitti ek Raja aur ek CHOOR main farq achay se jaanti hai..." And she leaves...!!! I was like "Isay achi daant toh koi ho hi nahi sakti thi iskay liye likin yeh saala dheethoon ki aulaad isayyy toh kuch farq hi nahi parhnay wala...Karay ga phir bhi wohi jo iska mann karay ga...Pagal gadha...Rajmata aapnay acha kiya isko suna di but aap kyun apni energy iss pagal pe waste kar rahi ho aap jao Ranaji k paas unko iss waqt aapki bahut zarorat hai...Yeh pagal toh na pehlay kisi ko deserve karta tha aur na ab karay ga...Rahay akela yeh iss mehel main acha hai...Pehlay bhi akela hi tha...Agay bhi akela hi rahay ga..."😛😛😛
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction to Avadhesh's offer "Chal chal yeh kisi aur ko jaa k bol...Gayatri aisa ulta thappar maaray gi na tumhari iss bakwaas pe keh tumhari sari khwahishain bekaar hojae giiin...So be ready...Ek tight wala thappar khaanay k liye..."😃😃😃
What say guys?😉😉😉
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Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
Phir jab Ranaji nay murh k Gayatri ko dekha aur Gayatri ki ankhon main aansoon dekhay aur bolay keh "Gayatri hum waada kartay hain keh dobara yeh aansoon aapki ankhoon main kabhi nahi ayega..."
I was like "Yeh mauka aap nay hi kyun diya Ranaji jo ab aap ko iss waaday ki zarorat parh gai! Naraaz hoon main aapse bahut...Dil bahut dhuka diya aj aapnayy...Likin Gayatri ko side pe rakh kar aapnay jo kiya wo basss...Basss...Theek tha...Isay zada bolnay ki himat nahi horahi..."
Likin jab uss Avadhesh nay bola keh "Hum aap ko koi kasht nahi honay dain gain..." I was like "Saalay itna dukh dainay k baad toh yeh expect kar raha hai keh wo teray gallay aa k lagay gi...Ek number ka gadha duffer hai tu jo aisi soch rakhta hai...WO teri kabhi nahi hogi...Aur agar itna hi dard horaha hai uski ankhoon main aansoon dekh k toh usay uskay pyaar k saath khushi khushi zindagi kyun nahi guzarnay daita...Uski khushi main tumhari khushi honi chaye likin nahi tu thaira pagal ka bacha...Aisa thori sochay ga..."
Aur phir khel shoro hoa...Jab Avadhesh ko laga keh wo haar raha hai aur uth k alcohol peenay gaya aur dosri taraf Ranaji nay dekha keh Gayatri wahan se jaanay lagi hai toh unho nay foran Gayatri ko roka aur kaha "Humara saath rahiye Gayatri...Baazi humaray haathoon main hai...Hum jeetnay walay hain...Avadhesh k jeetnay ki koi surat hi nahi hai..." Gayatri: "Ranaji agar aap Ameerkot k shatroon ko khud apnay ghar pe laa kar thaal main paroos saktay hain toh iss sansaar main kuch bhi ho sakta hai Ranaji..."
I was like "Shabaash Gayatri...Bilkul bhi sahi keh rahi ho tum...Ranaji kaash aap nay pehlay aqal karli hoti toh yeh waqt na dekhna parhta aapko...Aap ek Raja hotay hoy aisay kaisay loose hogae...Keh itnay araam se poora Ameerkot hi dao pe laga diya...Gayatri toh bach gai! Likin yeh Ameerkot ki parajja kia aapko maaf karay gi kabhi? Yeh socha hai aapnay? Shaid nahi...Tab hi toh aisay hi nirnay lay liya aapnay Ranaji...Sahi nahi kiya..."
Aur phir jab Kunwarji uss Avadhesh ki madad karnay lag gae aur wo chota sa note day dae uskay haath main toh I was like "Kitna girain gain aap Kunwarji? Khud se toh kabhi kuch hoa nahi ab chalay hain iska sahara lainay...Wah...Bahut khoob...Doob mariyeee aap bhi kisi well main jaa k..."
Phir jab Ranaji aur Gayatri wapas agae aur game dobara continue ki aur uss waqt phir beech main jis tarha Kunwarji nay jo dice ko exchange kiya toh I was like "Haan apni bakwaas auqaat toh dikhaani hi thi inn dono nay ab wohi dikha rahay hain yeh phatta dhol bhi aur yeh Kunwar ka bacha bhi..."
Aur phir jab chakay chakay pe chaka hi aata gaya aur teen baar jab aaya aur wo Avadhesh jeet gaya toh becharary Ranaji ka toh dil hi toot gaya phir jab uth kar unho nay apni talvaar jis tarha Avadhesh ko di ufff mera toh dil hi hil k reh gaya...Kyun Ranaji? Kyun aap nay kisi airay ghairay gadhay ko yeh mauka diya keh wo apki zindagi keh saath khelay? Naa aap usay yeh mauka daitay aur na yeh gadhay ka bacha aisa kuch karta...Jazbaat insaan ko such main kahin ka nahi chorhtay...!!!
Kunwarji ki shakal dekh rahi thi main...Uff unhain jitna dilli sakoon mil raha tha wo dekh kar I was like "Bas thori din ki chaandni hai Kunwarji...Zada din yeh tiknay wali nahi...Bahut jald Ranaji yeh sub wapas haasil karlay gain tab aap pachtanay k liye tyaar rahiye ga Kunwarji CHA CHA JI..."
Becharay Ranaji such main kitnay toot gae thay apni favorite talvaar uss phattay dhol ko day kar...Uff...Aur phir jab usnay wo talvaar li aur kaha "Agar chaho toh kuch din iss mehel main athiti bunn kar reh saktay ho..." I was like "Saalay teri aisi ki taisi...@#$@$#@%$#@$@# marrr ja kahin ja k tu...Humaray Ranaji ko shaid ab kisi se dosti karnay ki himat na ho...Iskay baad aisa na ho keh unhain dosti k rishtay se vishwaas hi uth jae...Uff becharay Ranaji...Ranaji aap nay apnay pair pe khud hi kulhaari maar daali...Sahi nahi kiya...Na yeh hota aur na hi aap toothay...Aur na hi yeh phatta hoa sarha hoa dhol Ameerkot ka Raja banta..."
Jab Ranaji muray aur Gayatri ko phir rotay dekha toh kuch na kar paay...Kuch bhi nahi bas chal diye chup chaap wahan se...Yeh toh hona hi tha kis mooh se baat kartay Gayatri se...!!! Bechari Gayatri wo bhi aur Rajmata bhi kitnay dukhiii thay...Hayyy can't see them like this...!!!
Phir jab Gayatri Ranaji k peechay chalnay hi lagi thi keh rukh gai aur Avadhesh ko kaha keh "Tumhain kia lagta hai tum sub kuch jeet kar ameer hogae ho? Likin jar aur zameen ko paa kar tum parivaar ko khoo chukay ho...Aur iss sansaar main parivaar se barh kar kuch nahi aur maine tumse zada ghareeb aj tak nahi dekha...Jar aur zameen mubarak ho..."
I was like "Yeh pari tujhe saalay bahut hi achi pari Gayatri ki taraf se...Ab kia karay ga?...Gayatri toh teri honay se rahi ab iss mehel main kia akelay apna galla phaaray ga...?!!" Aur phir jab Gayatri apni aala speech day k chali gai Avadhesh ko toh Avadhesh ki shakal bilkul ek puppy jaisi hogai...Aur kuch bol hi nahi paaya wo...Bolti jo bunnd kardaali Gayatri nay...Phir jab Kunwarji aye aur apni taraf se unho nay bara haath bharhaya toh Avadhesh nay unhain jo look di wo bhi bari sahi thi...Ek toh wo sahi sarha hoa tha upper se Kunwarji ki baat sun kar aur sarh gaya...Acha hai sarh sarh kar bas dafa hojae iss mehel se bas yeh...Aur yeh Kunwarji ki toh main %$#%#$@$#@#$%$...I hate him so much...!!! 😡😡😡
And lastly, the Rajmata-Avadhesh wala scene, jab Avadhesh kamray main aaya uss kamray main jis main Ranaji k saray ancestors ki pictures lagi hoi thiiin aur wo phir se aapna galla phaar phaar phaar kar bolay hi chalay ja raha tha toh I was like "Uff yeh kaan kharaab karay ga hum forum wasiiis k aj toh...Bahut zada hi phat raha hai..."
Aur phir jab apna dhair saara galla phaarnay k baad usay idea aaya Ranaji k ancestors k photo pe kaalak laganay ka toh I was like "Koi isay bhej kyun nahi raha pagal khaanay main...?"
Phir jab usnay sub pe kaalak lagani shoro ki toh ghussa toh mujhe bhi bahut araha tha uspe keh yeh kar kia raha hai likin phir jab Rajmata k husband ki baari i matlab Ranaji k father toh I was like "Rajmata ab toh aapko aana hi hoga..." Aur phir hoi humari Rajmata ki entry aur jis tarha unho nay Avadhesh ka haath roka I was like "Wah meri Rajmata toh subse best hain yeh saalay phattay dhol ko nahi chorain gi..."
Aur phir jab Rajmata boli "Indravadhan haar gae hain par humara beta ab tak singhaasan pe betha hai...Aap nay humain Maa bulaya tha na? Aap nay apni taraf se toh jhoot kaha tha likin ek Maa aur betay ka rishta jhoota bhi ho toh baaki sub rishtoon se sucha hota hai pavitra hota hai...EK Maa ki dua se barh kar iss dunya main kuch nahi likin ek Maa ki bad dua se barh kar dunya main koi kehar nahi hota..."
I was like "Yayyy Rajmata you are the best...Wah kia baat keh di aapnay...Wah...Saalay ki bolti bunnd kardi aapnay...Aaaya tha bara...Main main meh meh meh karnay...Rajmata aap great ho...Thank you isay itna acha sunanay k liye..."
Avadhesh: "Yeh tamasha aap apnay betay k liye bacha k rakhiyeee humain Raaj karnay dijiyeee..."
Rajmata started laughing, and when she said, "Raaj? Raaj karo gay tum? Raja banna chahtay ho? Koi singaasan pe bethnay se Raja nahi bunn jaata Avadhesh...Raja parajja k dil main beth kar banta hai...Raja Indravadhan Singh ko toh tumnay singhaasan se door kardiya hai par Ameerkot ki parajja se kabhi door nahi kar paao gay kyunkay Ameerkot ki parajja Ameerkot ki mitti ek Raja aur ek CHOOR main farq achay se jaanti hai..." And she leaves...!!! I was like "Isay achi daant toh koi ho hi nahi sakti thi iskay liye likin yeh saala dheethoon ki aulaad isayyy toh kuch farq hi nahi parhnay wala...Karay ga phir bhi wohi jo iska mann karay ga...Pagal gadha...Rajmata aapnay acha kiya isko suna di but aap kyun apni energy iss pagal pe waste kar rahi ho aap jao Ranaji k paas unko iss waqt aapki bahut zarorat hai...Yeh pagal toh na pehlay kisi ko deserve karta tha aur na ab karay ga...Rahay akela yeh iss mehel main acha hai...Pehlay bhi akela hi tha...Agay bhi akela hi rahay ga..."😛😛😛
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction to Avadhesh's offer "Chal chal yeh kisi aur ko jaa k bol...Gayatri aisa ulta thappar maaray gi na tumhari iss bakwaas pe keh tumhari sari khwahishain bekaar hojae giiin...So be ready...Ek tight wala thappar khaanay k liye..."😃😃😃
What say guys?😉😉😉
Do share your thoughts😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
