Swami Vishwamitra ki tapasya bhang ki thi Menka ne. Ab agar baat Sahil ki tapasya ki hogi to its needless to say ki use bhang to Kamla hi karegi. 😛
Indra ka Darbaar
Agni Dev: Kahiye maharaj aaj aap kis Nrataki ka nritya dekhna pasand karege?
Indra Dev: Nahi Agni aaj hamara koi nritya dekhne ka man nahi hai. Wasie bhi aaj humne tumhari bhabhi ko shopping par le jana ka vaada kiya hai.
Veteran Apsara Manda: Bhain...bhain...bhain...😭
Indra: Arey Manda? Kya hua tumhe, tumhare netro mei ye jal kyu?😕
Manda: Kya batau Indra darling. Aaj mera 1000 saal purana record toot gaya. Isliye mere dukhi man ki pida mere netro se aansu banker bh rahi hai.😭
Indra: tumhari ye baat hamare sar ki boundary ko chirte hue gujar gayi.😛
Manda: Arthat?
Indra: Arthat hame kuch samajh nahi aaya tumne kya kaha?
Manda: wo aaj mai ek project ke liye gayi thi. Project Sahil, jiski 100 saal ki tapasya ko bhang karne ke liye mere ko Varun Dev ne aagya di thi. Maine pure 7 dino tak kathin parishram kiya us dusht swami ki tapasya ko bhang karne ka. Lekin lagta hai wo mitti nahi patthar ka bana hai jo usne meri madhur aawaz sunkar bhi ek shan ke liye apne netro ko kholkar meri aur nahi dekha.😲
Agni Dev: Kya!!! us tapaswi Sahil ki tapasya ab tak bhang nahi hui. dhikkar hai samasta swarg log par.😲
Indra Dev: Hmmm ye wahi tapaswi hai na jiski kathor tapasya se ajkal samasta aakash lok me duvidha aur ghabrahat ka mahool bana hua hai?
Agni dev: Ji Maharaj ye wahi tapaswi hai. Agar iski tapasya jald hi bhang na ki gayi to ye hum sabhi devtao ke liye ghor sankat le aaega.😒
Indra: Hmmm... Tum jakar vishram karo Manda.Kya hua jo ye ek tapasya ka sarvanash nahi kar pai tum, abhi bhi tuhare naam par 5000 tapasya bhang karne ka record hai.😃
Manda: Jo aagya Indra darling. Agni Devi kripya kisi dasi ya das ke haatho mere liye ek jaam bhijwa dena mere kaksh mei. Aaj jarurat hai mujhe. Acha to mai chalti hu.
Agni Dev: Das Raghav
Raghav: Ji bhagwan?
Agni Dev: Tum phle ek jaam banakr Apsara Manda ke kaksh me de aao uske baad dasi Pakhi aur Gauri ko nitya apne kandho par uthakar samasta swarglog ke 10,0000 chakkar lagane ka dand pura karna.
Raghav: Jo aagay bhagwan.
Indra: 10,000 chakkar, wo bhi nitya pratidin?! Agni aakhir is insaan ko itna kathor dand kyu?
Agni Dev: Kya batae aapko Maharaj. Bas is aadmi ne aapne jeevan me ek bht bada paap kiya isliye isko Narak vaas mila. parantu yaha das aur dasiyo ki kmi hone ke karan humne kuch Narark lok se mangwa liye aur ab hame narak ke niyamo ke anusaar hi inhe yaha par dand dena hoga.
Indra: Oh. Parantu mujhe to ye nahi samajh aa raha ki Varun dev ko kya ho gaya jo buddhi Manda ko bheja itne tapaswi ki tapasya bhang karne?
Agni Dev: Mai bhi yahi soch vichaar kar raha tha Maharaj. Hamare Swarg lok me ek se badhkar ek Jawaan aur sundari Apsarae hai hume unme se kisi ko bhejna chaiye tha.
Indra dev: Tumek kaam karo Agni, Apsara Neetu ko laga do project Sahil par. Mujhe vishwas hai ki uski shok, chanchak adae us tapaswi ko bht jyada shan tak dhyan mangan rhne nhi degi.
Agni Dev: Jo aagya Maharaj. Mai abhi Neetu ko aapke saamne prakat hone ka aadesh deta hu.
5 hours later,
Apsara Neetu: Hehehehehe Pranam Indra baby.
Indra: Oh ho Neetu, maine tumse kitne baar bola ki mujhe yu Raaj darbaar me baby khkar sambhodit na kiya karo!
Neetu: Oh sorry Maharaj😛. Aapne mujhe kis ichcha purvak bulwaya hai bataie? Nritya pesh karu?
Pakka raat 11 bje se phle update kr dugi, tab tak Jaagte Raho. 😆
Edited by ban18 - 9 years ago
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