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Raghav-Lagta hai tum galath bathroom mein aagaye hoo..

Kalpana-TUM, Tum ladies washroom mein kya karahe hoo..

Niklo yahase besharaam kaheke.. Niklo Warna mein CHILAVUNGEE..!

Raghav-Oh.! tho eh tum chila nahi rahe hoo

Kalpana-JUST SHUT UP and GET OUT

Raghav- tum bahar jakar check kyun nahi karleti ke tum kaun se bathroom mein aayee hoo

Kalpana- Jee nahi mein Ladies WASHROOM DEKH kar Andar aeyee hoon..

Raghav-yeah right zara apne left mein jhanke dekho..

mein apne zindagi mein kabhi Ladies Washroom nahi gaya hoon lekin ithna zaroor jantha hoon ke vaha standing urinals nahi hua karthe..

Kalpana- eh darwaza kyun nahi khol raha..koi hai..

Darwaza nahi khul raha lock hogaya hai..Plz bahar se khol dijiye..

Koi hai bahar..Plz darwaza khol doo...plZ...Someone help..

Suno koi hai plz help kar dediye..

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Kaisa Admi hai eh.. yehi bait gaya araamse..Eh dikane ke liye ke Galti tho meri hai..

Excuse me ap kuch nahi karenge...

Raghav-Mein chilane mein apka mukabla nahi karsakta..

Kalpana- kaun hai bahar Dekiye eh darwaza andar se lock hogaya hai plz bahar se khol degiye..

Hk(house keeping)-Aree kaun hai andar aap men's washroom mein kya kar rahe hai..

Kalpana- woh sab chodiye pehle aap darwaza kholiyee..

Hk- eh nahi khul raha hai lekin aap andar kaise gayee..

Kalpana-chal kar.. jab darwaza khologe na tab phir se dekha dungee.. IDIOT.! Darwaza khol doo..

Hk-wait kigeye ab eh master key se bhi nahi khul raha.. tala repair karne wale ko bulana padega..

Kalpana-Tho teek hai jaldi bulae naa..Shit

Raghav-bud-bud karne ka koi faeda nahi, Aur bhagvan ko prarthana karnese kuch nahi hoga..Jab tale wala ayeega tab darwaza khulega..

Kalpana-JEE HAA likin mere pass ithna time nahi hai..

Raghav- kyun marne wali hoo..

Kalpana-JEE NAHI MERA GHAR TOOTNE WALA HAI.. Aur mein yaha pe ek Mr.Singhania ko lene ayee hoon..Jinko mein aapne sath Mumbai le jana chahthi hoon..

Raghav-All the best then..kyun ke ehee agar tum hara bath karneka attitude raha tho..

I wonder Mr.Singhania tum se milenge bhi ya nahi...waise Yahe Rehrahe woh..

Kalpana-ha abhi abhi upar gayee hai..

Raghav-woh janthe hai tum unse milne ayee hoo..I mean tumhe janthe hai woh..

Kalpana-Mujhe unhe phone karna chahiye tha..Lekin yaha pe tho network bhi nahi hai..HELP KOI HAI..

Kya hai mein tum se nahi bath karahi hoon..Mujhe yaha se nikalna hai kyun ke mera dam guta jaraha hai..

Raghav-marne se better hai Marne se phele kuch jarure kaam pura kiya jayee..

Kalpana-ha sab aap ke tarah lucky aur amir nahi hothe..Jinka sara kaam mobile per hojayee..Baki bhi log hai jinko apni life ke daily zaroorato ke liye Ladna padtha hai..

Raghav-Ladte rehna padta hai..Iss liye itna ladakoo nature hai tumhara..

Kalpana-chod kalpi, Tu bhi kis ke sath behas kar rahi hai..jiske paas sab kuch hotha hai unko koi bhi chez khone ka dar nahi hota..Naahi apno ka aur nahi apnoke pyar ka..Darwaza kholo..

Raghav-LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT BAYEE MUD LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT..CADET HALT

Kalpana-Kya hai Pagal hogaye ho kya

Raghav-Pagal mein nahi Pagal tum hoo chup-chap ek jagah bait nahe sakti Yaha mein koshish karaha hoon ke mein apni patience na khovoon aramse baith ke apna kaam karaha hoon dekae nahi deta tumhe..

Aur ha mein ek amir baap ke eklothi Auladh hoon Lekin eska eh matlab nahi ke mein tumhare jaise pade likhe jahilon ko zhelu.. Jo apne Garibi ko Lachari aur bewakuphi ka sabuth banathe phire Ha tumhara ghar tutne wala hai es ka eh matlab nahi.. tum bahar darwaze pe sign deke bina ek men's washroom mein ajau aur kahe bhi kise se bhi takrathe phiro .. U get A hold Yourself young lady..Take It easy..

Kalpana-Excuse me apko koi aur dikae deraha hai aap ke alava..

Raghav-bolo..

Kalpana-Dekiye Darwaza par kisike awaaz nahi arahe hai thik karne ke.. aap plz phone kar ke patha kar sakthe hai ye kesi se bath kar sakte hai..

Apne aap ko bade pade like aur samazdar insaan samajte hona Ek intercom bhi nahi dekh sake

Manager- hello

Kalpana-Dekiye mein apke men's washroom se bath karahe hoon a.. ground floor ke men's washroom se yahake washroom ka darwaza karab ho chuka hai..aur adaa ghanta hogaya aur apke staff ne kahatha ke koi tho abhi aake darwaza durusth kar ke jaye ga.. ab tak nahi hua hai..yeh apka hotel hai ya koi sara hai kithne darse ek darwaza tik nahi ho paraha

Manager-aap hai kaun.. kya aap iss hotel mein ruke hue hai

Raghav- mein RAGHAV SINGHANIA bol Raha hoon.. aur 5 minute meh darwaza khul jana chaheye agar 5 minute mein Dawaza nahi khula toh samjo ke tum hare naukare gayee

Manager- abhi kulwatha hoon sir..

Raghav-what.?

Kalpana-aap..AAP Raghav Singhania hai Apne mujhe phele kyun nahi bataya ? Aap jante the phir bhi..mein apko dundthe pagloo jaise ayee hoon apne mujhe phele bathana chaheye thana

Raghav-tum mujhe dondne ke koshish kar rahethi yeh tumhari problem hai mere problem nahi

Kalpana-agar aap mujhe phele bata..

Raghav-logonko apne problem ke solution khud nekal ne chahiye

Kalpana-dekiye aap jante the mein jis problem ke waje se apke pass aeye hoon woh bohat badi problem hai aap ne phele bhi hamari madath ke aur mein umeedh karthi hoon ke es bar bhi aap hamare madath karoge aap nahi jante ke apke peeth peche kya

Raghav-kya, ke chawl ke papers mein jo mere dad ke signatures the woh nakle hai , ke kapoor ne woh jamen mere dad se jabardasti leli thi aur kuch Anything else..

Hk-Darwaza khul gaya sir..