Bigg Boss 19: Daily Discussion Thread - 10th Sep '25
Bigg Boss 19: Daily Discussion Thread - 11th Sept 2025
Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai Sep 11, 2025 EDT
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki: Episode Discussion Thread - 27
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How are you sweetie?AwwwLol it's OK to be lazy 😆😆...Sorry baba I'm a Lil behind some FF...will read soon.I saw the pm thx ...hehehe was busy the past few days ...doing what I do best 😆.
Part 12:
Kamla and sahil in Hawaii on honeymoon.Arghhh My Honeymoon Spot😭
It was Kamla and sahils first day in Hawaii and they had gone to the beach for surfing lessons at the resort they were staying in. Kamla was wearing a bright orange bikini and a sun hat. Sahil was wearing Bermuda shorts and his chest was bare.😕 Shudders 😆
Kamla , Sahil and 4 other people were waiting for the instructor to come so they can get surfing lessons. As they are waiting a handsome boy about 20 years old with broad chest and biceps to die for is coming towards them. He reaches them and says " hi I m ur instructor Brian nice to meet u all".
Meanwhile Kamla was looking at him without blinking and her mouth was hanging wide open. As Kamla was standing in this pose Sahil looked over and just as he did a large fly was buzzing around Kamla and before Sahil knew it the fly went straight into Kamlas mouth and the minute it did Sahil put his hand under Kamlas chin and clamped her mouth shut closing the fly in there. The minute he did Kamla came out of her daze and started screaming and hopping around " makhi , makhi. Sahil their dearh mere haathon hai pukhi."🤣 The fly is stuck there😆
As Kamla was hopping around everyone there was looking at her. A little boy passing by with his momma looked at her and then pointed at Kamla saying " look momma a giant Orange , but momma aren't oranges supposed to be round this one has very large donuts on the front and two hamburgers stuck at the back". The boy's mother took one look at Kamla and while trying to keep a straight face says " that's not an orange. That's a old lady who has forgotten to take her medicines. ". Saying that she grabbed her sons hand and hurried away.Sunny you Killed me here OMG...The Poor Boy and His Mom🤣 Hamburgers stuck to the back🤣 Hahahahhaha that's a Old lady 🤣
Kamla had just stopped jumping around and accidentally swallowed the makhi. She looked at Sahil and gave him a murderous glare.Hahahaa😆 Sunny what's A Makhi? 😆
Sahil " don't look at me like that u totally deserved it for not giving me my hair gel?"
Kamla " you have barely 2 hairs on ur head and u need hair gel. Ur lucky I m not putting bird food on it for the birds to peck ur brains. I took pity on the birds because their brains are already small and thick enough they don't need to have a peice of urs to add on to it"?"
just as sahil was about to retort back Kamla picked up her surf board and went trotting off toward Brian her hamburger buns in full swing and tata's swaying with every bun swing. Brian saw Kamla coming and got lost in those swaying tata's. Kamla came and stood beside him.🤣 😕 Tata's work alot for that Kamla😆
Kamla " Brian is it my turn to have a lesson"
Brian staring at her monstrous Tata's which were barely covered by her bikini top says " yeppers big momma let's get those giant gum balls on the board". " Kamla looked at him strangely.Gumballs 🤣
Kamla " gum balls what gum balls Brian"Is this Zombie that clueless Ohh I forget she has watermelons😆
Brian realizing his mistake tried to change the subject by suggesting Kamla to put board on ground and practice standing on it while Sahil had figured out Brian was lost in Kamlas tata's.
Brian stood behind Kamla fixing her feet on the board and then went up to her body spreading her arms out like an airplane and as he did his hand brushed Kamlas massive tata and when Kamla didn't say anything he brought both his hands up and put one hand on one tata and the other on the other tata and started squeezing. Sahil quickly pushed his hands off .🤣 Brian is tocching those massive tata's and Sahil uncle is Jealous😆
Sahil" what do u think u r doing? She is my wife and those r my coconuts".Coconuts😆
Brian " chill pops grans coconuts were flopping out of the top. I was just trying to stuff them back in so the old lady doesn't embarrass herself."Hahahahahahah 🤣 Grans😆
The minute Kamla hears Brian call her gran and old lady she began to see red. She got off the surf board and picked it up. Without any peep or sound the next thing that happened was a big huge "KLUNK". Kamla had whacked the surf board on Brian's head.Then she bagan bashing his bum with the surf board. Throwing the board on the ground after several bum thumps she kicked his grapefruit sized balls pulled his shorts down and bit his wee wee causing him to scream.
Kamla " that's what I call Kamla's rockem sockem cock bite" with that Kamla did a " hmmm" grabbed her surf board and turned around hitting Brian straight in the abdomen with the surfboard. She took one look at Brian shakes her massive buns at him and said " to think you could've had these buns for lunch and now u r keeling over with ur shorts in a bunch" 🤣 🤣 🤣
She was half way down the beach swinging her buns when she noticed Sahil was still by Brian.
Kamla " eh taklay aata hai or should I give u Kamlas special ". Sahil sweating buckets of sweat just turned on his heels and came running to Kamla.😆😆
After that the rest of the day went fairly normal. At night when Kamla and sahil were in their room Kamla had gone to the washroom to freshen up.
Sahil sits on the bed in his white stretched out underwear reading a magazine and scratching his crotch. Suddenly the washroom door opens and Kamla stands there in the doorway in nothing but the towel.
Sahils mouth starts watering looking at Kamlas coconuts wrapped in a towel.
Sahil" rubba dub dub my wee wee is about to feed on a Kamla sub".OMG I am weak 🤣
Kamla " Sahil take off that chadi and become my bum bums best buddy"
Saying this Kamla throws the towel and goes running towards Sahil doing a huge jump and landing on him.
Sahil having had the wind knocked out of him " oh for goodness sake Kamla i m a man not a pancake"😆
Kamla too hormy to care started kamoovering. After 4-6 hrs of grinding and pounding Kamla finally got the satisfaction she was waiting for. Giving a big sigh she lay down beside Sahil who was white as a ghost. 🤣 🤣 she turned him into a ghost 😆
Sahil " Kamla today you teased me, you squeezed me, and drained me dry, my wee wee is aching and to weak to make any more spermy pie". With that he went to sleep.
Sahil woke up in the middle of the night with a wet chest and awful
"Aaahphoo aaahphoo" in his ears. When he looked it was Kamla sniring and drooling. Sahil tried pinching her nose to make ger stop but that didn't work. Sahil put his hand on her mouth but the minute he lifted it up she was still snoring. Finally Sahil turned her on her side and stuck the closest cloth ge coukd find into Kamlas mouth muffling ger snores and making it quiet enough for him to sleep.
Kamla woke up the next morning to A horrid stinch and bad moldy taste. Then she felt something in her mouth. Kamla quickly took the cloth out of her mouth. When she looked at what it was that had been stuffed in her mouth she realized it was sahils white stretched out underwear that he had been wearing yesterday. 😕 🤣 Oh my Fig!!!!! she better go brush her teeth with bleech🤣
Sahil who was sleeping peacefully suddenly felt a guge whack on his behind and went rolling onto the floor head first banging his bald head on the hardwood floor. When Sahil looked up he saw flanks with flaring nostrils charging at him and then doing a huge belly flop on him. Getting up Kamla grabbed sahils pee stained undies and rubbed really hard in her bum crack and then grabbed sahils mouth and pried it open then sticking the underwear in his mouth.
Kamla " yo baldy tough titty said Kamla kitty main khiladi nahin hoon kachi, gundy chadi tere moon day Dali yeh baat hai meri sachi."
With that Kamla got up looked at Sahil and said " don't mess with this cat u will get tit for tat".😲 🤣 🤣 Oh MyGod this is too funny Sunny Poo 🤣 I am so weak with Laughter got my family watching with the Are you alright Look🤣
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