Part 11:
After receiving that little punishment Ramu was greener than green. a green bald patched Ramu with a horrid rotten egg smell stuck in between his nostrils.
Meanwhile Kamla had finished packing for her and sahils honeymoon. They were to leave the next day. Kamla went down to the kitchen to start lunch. As she came in the kitchen she got the stove ready to hear daal and make rotis. As she grabbed the baylna she put on some music to listen to.
Kamla had just started bawling a roti when her all time favorite song came on and she had her own version.
Kamla started shaking and shimmying her pad stuffed bum cheeks and the one arm was swirling the baylna above her head like a lasso as Kamla jumped around.
Kamla" ch..ch..ch...chiknay...chick at mujh pe phisal gayay
k...k...k...kitnon... Kitnon ke dum nikhal gayay
Abh Tera kya hoga...Jo hoga so hoga
Sab pooche tu Kis desh se aayee
Naam Kamla bai...haan kamla bai". And she sang and wiggled her tata's, shimmied her hips and jumped around lassoing the belna above her head when... Pakhi walked in the kitchen at top speed still ticked at Ramu for swatting that fly in her forehead and causing a little bump. She was so mad she didn't pay attention to Kamla and before she knew it the baylna came WHACK straight onto pakhis bum causing ger to lurch forward and then THWACK Kamlas massive arm hit her on the stomach knocking her backwards to stumble on the kitchen chair which tipped backwards taking pakhi along with it .
Pakhi lay on the backwards tipped chair her legs in the air and the skirt she was wearing went all the way up showing her red laced thong and revealing ger bony shrivelled up apricot sized butt cheeks. Just as pakhi fell chumpo the family naukhar came into the kitchen and not realizing it was pakhi or a girl for that matter quickly grabbed a broom and started whacking pakhi on the bum yelling bhoot bhoot bummy kay shape ka bhoot. Kamla was frantically trying to stop chumpo but he was to excited and in his excitement he whacked Kamla as well. First whack on her oversized belly the second and third on her padded bum causing her to squeal but chumpo was relentless " jai bujrangbali todh de dushman di bum shaped gali. Jai hanuman shabash kar day uss bhootni ka sarvanaash."
At that moment as he had turned pakhis bum into a red boney bruised heap and Kamla had fallen on the floor her baylna still In hand and bum throbbing from this new beating, Kamla lifted the arm with the baylna whacked chumpo on his leg causing him to fall.
At that humla by Kamla chumpo started screaming " bhootni bhootni bhootni".
Just then sahil and Ramu came running into the kitchen after hearing all the noise. As soon as they came in what did they see... Kamla with her sticking up every which way and the flour from the rotis on her face and pads sticking out of the seat of her track pants. Then they saw pakhi legs over her head, red bruise on both bum cheeks and dough stuck to her bum crack from the roti that Kamla was bayling. On the other side was chumpo cowering in a corner screaming bhootni and chanting " altu balaltu aayee Bala ko tal tu"
As soon as sahil and Ramu took one look at was happening they burst out laughing. Then they went and calmed chumpo and picked Kamla and pakhi off the ground. Kamla and pakhi looked at them and said " you are laughing"
Sahil looked at Kamla and just showed her the hand. Kamla huffed and stomped a massive foot on sahils foot causing him to Yelp.
Ramu on the other hand looked at pakhi and said " you stuffed my face in your bum and champion has made your bum red as an imprint of a inked thumb".
Pakhi looked at him and said " Ramu nice hair" and just as she said that sahil and Kamla looked at ramus head and said " Ramu when did u get that bald patch?" At the mention of the bald patch Ramu turned green and fled the scene leaving a laughing pakhi.
After an hour tgey all had cleaned up and decided to go for lunch. Sahil is like let's go for burgers and an icecap. Kamla took one long look at sahil and said:
Kamla " your wearing dentures and are dreaming of a burger and ice Capp. One bite of the burger and ur dentures will come flying out "
Sahil " my dentures may come flying out but ur butt pads will freeze from the coldness"
Kamla took one look at him and got a very chewy toffee out of her purse. She unwrapped it and stickin his mouth. As soon as sahil tried talking he ended up biting into the toffee. The toffee started sticking to his teeth causing the dentures to pop out and leaving him with his gums showing.
Kamla " can"t eat a toffee and is ready to eat a jumbo burger. Stock the to the roti budhay"
And with that Kamla gave a head shake with a snap of her fingers and swivel of her hips saying " mmmhmmm"
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Edited by sunyy - 10 years ago
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Indian Mythology
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