EMB Remote thodu Challenge

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Posted: 10 years ago
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(This Post is combined effort of Erika and Me, hope you all like it)😊
(Translation in purple)

Viewers ne dhikya Remote Da kamal,
EMA ka Hogaya total Dhamal
Cast ne soch EMA chalega EK aur saal
Per TRP ke wajah se hogaya show ka bura haal

Viewers said: See the power of Remote

tho Kamla ne shuru kiya remotes aapna humla (Kamla started her humla on remotes)
Kamla : Ghor se dheko iss remote ko, isske wajah se hi 100 logon ki naukri chali gayi hai.(look at this remote, because of that 100 people lost their Jobs)

So kamla started her humla on Remotes, started collecting all remotes from unit members.

Somebody comes running and gives her remote control "Kamla bai yeh lo mere ghar ka remote, aapne remote manga tha na main le aayi"(Kamla bai, you asked for remote na, I brought remote from my home)


Kamla : Aacha kiya , aab in sare remotes ka kuch karna padega (Good, Now I have to do something with these remotes)

Vittal:😲 Kamla yeh kya kar rahi ho??(Kamla , what are you doing??)

Kamla: Vithal, dekho is nalayak remote controllers ko. In kambakton(remote) ke wajah se humari naukri chaligayi hai, I want to destroy them. (Look at these usless remote controllers,Coz of these Stupid remotes we lost our jobs I want to destroy them. )
Per inhe destroy karne ka mann nahi hai, dhelo kitne pyaare hai 😳humare jamana aise pyaare remote nahi the, baap re humare jamane me tho remotes hi nahi the.😔 Aab dheko inhe, haila kitne colorful hai, inka design dheko, color aur shape dheko.( But look at them, how cute are they, not willing to destroy them, look how colorful they are, look the design shape and color, in our time we didn't have remotes only)

Vithal: Haan Kamla. Main bhi inko dhek ke impress hogaya aur inko promote kiya, per socha na tha ki aisa din aayega ki mere promotion ka itna asar hoga. (Yes kamla, Even I was impressed with these so started promoting them, but I never new my promotion would be taken so seriously)

Kamla: Main ek kaam karthi hoon, dil pe haat rahke in remotes ko destroy kar dethi hoon. Ek kaam karthe hai, hum "EMB Remote thodu Challenge" introduce karenge(With heavy heart I decided to destroy remote, We can do one thing lets introduce "EMB Remote Breaking Challenge")

Vittal: EMB Remote Thodu challenge😲

Kamla: Haan ,Simple hum humare remotes destroy karenge aur sare jo 100 log ki Job jo gayi hai unke liye funds raise karenge. 😳(Yes, its simple , we will destroy our remotes and raise funds for those 100 people who lost jobs)

Vittal: woh kaise??😕(how is it possible?)

Kamla: Simple hum Logon ko bholenge Ek mutti bhar remotes ko thodo aur Video shoot karke youtube pe ya kahi bhi upload kare, usske baad, video me unhe aur 5 logon ko challenge karna padega, Woh 5 log ek din me remotes thodne ka challenge pura karke 10 Rs donate karenge, Jo Ek din ke andhar challenge pura nahi karega usse 10 logon ko nominate karna hoga, aur 100Rs donate karna hoga. yeh idea kaisa hai??(Simple , We will say people to break fist full of Remotes, shoot a video and upload on Youtube or any where, in that video people who have completed the challenge need to challenge 5 more people, those 5 people should complete challenge in one day and pay 10 Rs, people who can't complete need to nominate 10 people and donate 100Rs, How is this idea??)

Vittal: Yeh idea kuch suna suna sa lag raha hai, O teri tum ALS Ice bucket challenge ko copy kar rahi hona na, Copy cat😳(I heard about this idea somewher, O its copy of ALS Ice bucket challenge, you copy cat)

Kamla: Haan aisa hi samaj le, EMA me we were doing only copy paste from a long while.😳 this is also similar. ALS challenge ek cause ke liye tha yeh bhi ek cause ke liye hai, ek hafte baad humare paas kaam nahi hoga tho woh paise se kaam chala lenge na, muft me publicity bhi ho jayegi.😃 (ALS Challenge was for a cause, our challenge is also for a cause, we'll be jobless after a week, so that money will help us and we can get free publicity also)

Vittal: Per agar koi uss chain ko beech me hi break karega tho.(But what If someone breaks the chain)

Kamla: Aisa kuch nahi hoga, log famous hone ke liye kuch bhi karthe hai, humara EMB Remote thodu Challenge bhi Phamous hoga, per tum intna darr rahe ho tho main ek disclaimer dal loongi, "This Challenge must be continued, or else If you breaks the chain kamla maa will come in your dreams to give you her very phamous Bhashan" Atleast mere bhasan ke darr se hi tho sahi chain countinue karenge😃(No, such thing will never happen, people do anything to be famous, so our EMB Remote Breaking Challenge will also be famous, but if you are fearing so much I'll add disclaimer also"his Challenge must be continued, or else If you breaks the chain kamla maa will come in your dreams to give you her very phamous Bhashan" then people will not break the chain)

Vittal: Wow what a disclaimer, agar tum yeh twt karogi tho muhje inform karna main bhi Rtwt karunga😃(Wow wt a disclaimer, if you twt this please inform me I'll Rtwt it)
Kamla: Twts se yaad aaya , Chalo main yeh remote thodne ka acting karthi hoon tum mera selfie lena , Maine iss challenge ko twtr pe advertise karungi . EMB Remote thodu Challenge ko jaldi start karna hai, aab humare paas ek hi week hai. Selfie se yaad aaya I luv all my selfies, inse mera free me publicity hojatha hai☺️(By the of twt , I remembered we have to advertise this challenge on Twt, I'll do acting of breaking this remote, you take a selfie. Oh I luv all my selfies, they give me free publicity)


Vittal: Lekin Kamla, in bechare masoom remotes ka kya dosh hai.
Inhe dheko kitne pyaare hai. inhe destroy karne ka mann hi nahi kar raha hai, Maine galti se inhe promote kiya aur aaj uska hi nateja hai, ki humare haath mein aaj sirf yeh remote control hi bacha hai. Aab main inhe bhi kona nahi chahtha. Ab hum inka istamal karenge . inko thodne ke alwa Tum koi aur idea socho please.😒(But kamla, what did these remotes do, look at them how cute they are, Its my mistake I promoted them, and today its the result of that promotion that i have only these remote in my hand, I don't want to destroy them please think of another Idea)


Tring Tring, someone calling vittal
Vittal: Hello Vittal here
Caller : Hello vittal , How R U doing today, I'm ABC from XYZ channel.😃
Vittal: Oh wow!! Kya aap muhje hire karne ke liye call kiya kya(OH wow, did you call me to hire me)

Caller : Nahi , yeh pata karne ke liye call kiya ki aapko kisi channel ne hire kiya ya nahi. Agar aapko kisi bhi channel me kisi bhi show ka offer mile tho hume please contact kijiye. 😃(No , called you to know whether you got an offer in any channel or not, if you get a offer from any channel anu show, please contact us)

Vittal: Woh kyun??😕(Why)

Caller: Recently maine suna ki aapki baton ko log kuch zyada hi seriously lete hai, aapne unhe remote control use karne ka suggestion diya , aur woh jhat se mangaye. Tho agar iss bhar aapko kisi bhi channel pe kaam karne ka mauka mile aur aap phir se jab remote control ka istamal karne ka suggestion denge toh pls humare channel ka naam lene. usske liye hum apko acha khase paise bhi denge😃( Got a news that people take your words so seriously, you suggested them to use remote, they followed your advise, in future if you suggest them to use remote pls take our channels name also, we will give you good amount for that)

Vittal:😲 Thik hai phele kahi Job tho milne do.(Ok but let me get a Job first)
Caller: Fikar not sir aapko jaldi hi job milege😃, Main dua karunga khi mere opponent channelwale appko hire kare, per aap hume bhuliye ga nahi. Chaliye hum rakthe hai abhi.(Don't worry you'll get Job soon, I'll pray for you to get job in my opponent channels show. Ok bye now)

After the call ends , vittal throws his phone in anger

Kamla 😲: Vittal yeh kya kiya tumne, Maine Remote thodne ka suggestion diya aur tumne woh plan change karke Phone thodne ka mann bana liya kya?? Shall we start Mobile breaking Challenge to raise funds?? Tab tho hum Raghav ka bhi video clip use kar sakthe hai, you remember her throwed his mobile in one episode, we can use that, then humare cause ko aur bhi log support karenge.(Vittal what are you doing, instead of Remote, you want to start Mobile breaking challenge?? If yes then we can use Raghav's viedo clip where he broke his mobile, that will help us to rasie our funds)

Vittal : Kamla tum bhi na, Maine gusse me aapna moblie thoda(O Ho Kamla I broke my Mobile in anger)

Kamla: Gussa kyun??(Why angry??)

Vittal: Subah se bahut sare channels se call aa rahe hai.(From morning I'm receiving call from different channels)

Kamla: Oh wow yeh tho bahut aachi baat hai, hum bhi sabko bata sakthe hai, ki hume bhi show ke off air hone ke EK hi week me dusra kaam mila.😃(OH wow thats g8, we will get offer in a week's time after EMA goes off air)

Vittal : Woh Kam dene ke liye nahi , unke channel ko promote karo bolke call kar rahe hai, boltha hai ki agar koi bhi channel muhje hire kare tho, maine unhe inform karon, thaki jab main phir se remote ka promotion karon thab uske saat unke channel ka naam bhi aad karke promote karon. Subah se sirf promotion ke liye calls aa rahe hai, koi bhi hire karne ke liye call nahi kar raha hai, agar koi hire hi nahi karega tho maine kaise dusre channels ko promote karunga😡(They weren't offering any role, they called to promote their channel, from morning I receiving such calls, if I don;t get role in first place who will I promote them)

Kamla : Vithal, pareshan mat ho. Yeh soch agar humare haat me offer aagayi tho durse channels ko promote kare ke, Unse moti rakam wasool karenge kyunki hum Twitter pe phamoos ho gaye aur log humari baton ko kitna mante hain to kyun na hum yeh promoting business start karein 😃
(Don't worry vittal, just think if we get an offer, we can earn so much by promoting other channels, we'll become famous, we can start this promoting business)


Vittal : O ho Kamla tu kitni boli hai, pehle yeh bata hume kyun sa channel hire karega phele(O ho kamla you're so innocent, first tell me which channel will hire us??)

Kamla🤔: Koi bhi Bhakti channel join karenge👍🏼. Mere bhashan bhi mere tarah bhahut phamous hain na, tho Astha channel jaise koi bhi channel muhje jaroor hire karlega. Main bhashan dungi aur tum mera bhakt ka role play karo 😃(Any preaching channel, like Astha channel, My Preachings (Bhashan) are very famous,they will hire me, I will give bhashan you play a role of my devotee)😃

Vittal: 😃O wow yeh baat hua na, per ek minute hold on, Kya Astha channel dhekne wale twtr pe honge?? 🤔(O wow that good, but hold on a minute, Do Astha channel viewers visit twtr)

Kamla: Haila, yeh to maine socha hi nahi. Lets try some comedy channel What about any commedy channel like Sab TV? Hume koi bhi comedy show me easily hire karenge. EMA me, jab hum serious acting karthe the, log usse bhi mazak samaj kar hasthe the.(O ho I didn't think about it. Lets try some comedy channel,What about any commedy channel like Sab TV? See though we did serious acting in EMA, people used to this it was a joke and used to laugh) See the positive side of it, we are capable of making people laugh, so we will definitely get job in any comedy show and people who watch commedy channel will defo use twtr.😃

Vittal : Commedy show sahi hai, hum bhi comedy nights with kapil jitne famous ho jayenge😃 shayad wahan hume hamara talent prove karne ka chance mil saktha hai😃, per hume wahan chance milega na??(Comedy show is fine for me, see how comedy nights with kapil is famous, hope we can get a change to prove our talent there, will we get a chance??)

Kamla: Chance kyun nahi milega?? Jaroor milega, Humare performace dhek kar, EMA viewers ne hume Oscar Winning Performers ka title diya hai, tho hum chance nahi denge tho kise denge??😃 aaj kal 80's aur 90's ke style me koi acting kartha hai tho usse log comedy ki tarah lete hai, muhje tho easily hire karenge. Per ek problem hai, tumhare hire hone ke chance thoda kam hai, tum tho normal acting karte ho, tumhara kuch sochna padega😳(why we wont get chance we'll defo get it. EMA viwers gave us title of Oscar winning performers, the why wont we get a chance? with my 80's 90's style acting I will be selected easily but I doubt about you)

Vithal: 🤔 Ek Idea 😃Mein tumhari saree pehn lunga. log mujhe pechanenge nahi. Waise bhi aaj kal bahut sare ladke, ladki ki tarah tayar hoke commedy kar rahe hai, comedy nights with kapil hi dheka lo gutti aur dadi kitni famous hogayi hai , Main bhi unke tarah ladki ka makeup karke tumhare sare EMA ke sarees pehn lunga, Anyhow show me maine tumhari saree do baar pehna hai, muhje aadat hogayi hai abhi😃
(Idea I will wear your saree, no one will recognize me, anyhow these days boys are wearing girls costumes to do comedy, check comedy nights with kapil, see how famous Gutti and Dadi are, I will also wear your saree and do make, anyhow now I have an experience of wearing saree also, I wore your saree twice in EMA)
Kamla: Baap re Vittal, Yeh tho bahut acha idea hai. Hum Log ko ullu bhi ban sakthe hai, woh sochenge ki asli kamla kaun hai aur nakli kaun 😃
ek kaam karenge , jis jis scenes pe mere back dhiktha hai woh sare scenes tum karo, aur jo scenes me mera face dikhtha hai woh wale scenes mai karongi.😳(Wow Vittal what an idea, we can easily fool people, they will think who is real kamla and who's fake, we'll do one thing, if a scene demand to show back body, you act in those scenes and where face needs to be focused I'll act in those scenes)

Vittal: Agar log humesha muhje back se hi dhekenge tho log muhje kaise pehnanenge??😕(If people always see me from back, how will they recognize me??)

Kalma: Log tumhe kyu nahi pehchanege?? ek saal se log muhje hi dhekthe aaye hai EMA me, tum tho hamesha mere piche hi kade the😳 phir bhi log tumhe pehchante hai na, humesha bolthe hai, woh dheko kamla ka pati vittal hai bolke, tho yahan bhi tumhe sab pehchanlenge😳(Why won't people recognize you? from one year I always stood infront of camera, still people recognize you as my husband, the same way they will recognize you there also)

Vithal: Arey aise kaise hoga?? EMA me bhi tum aage thi aab bhi aage rehna chahthi ho😡Yeh sahi baat nahi hai kamla. Hum ek team ki tarah kaam karte hain aur tum mera phootage bhi apne naam karna chahti ho?(how will that happen??In EMA also you were infront of me now also you want to be infront of me, this is not right kamla, We work like one team and you want take my footage also)

Kamla: Kya vitthal. Tum bhi un Ragna fans ki tarah mujhe galath samj rahe ho. tumhe pata hai na khi main bahut bholi hoon. Itni bholi ki mujhe to selfie ka matlab bhi pata nahi tha. Logon ne mujhe kitna tweet kiya matlab samjane ke liye tab jake mujhe pata chala selfie ka matlab aur tu muhje galat samaj raha hai😭(What vittal, you also misunderstood me like RAGNA fans, you know how innocent I'm. I'm so innocent that I didn't even know the meaning of selfie, recently people tweeted me to explain the meaning of selfie, then I got what the meaning of selfie. You misunderstood me)

Vittal : Ro math kamla, main kuch bhi bardasht kar saktha hoon per tere aankhon me aansu nahi bardasht hota(Don't cry kamla, I can tolerate anything but can't see tears in your eyes)

Kamla: Oh vittal, tu kitna aacha hai, dhek mere body double ka role karne ke kuch soch ke bola hai tuje, dhek abhi tuhje koi meri jitni aachi tarah nahi jantha, main tho apne jamane khi phamous actress hoon, isliye tu mere body double ka role karega tho tum bhi thoda thoda karke bahut door oops sorry phamous ho jaoge, issliye maine waise suggest kiya aur tumne muhje galath samaj liye😳(Oh vittal you are so sweet. I'm a famous actress in 90's era ,See if you do my body double's role, you will become famous like me. understand)

vittal: sach me tum mere bare me itna sochthi ho😳 tum kitni aachi ho, tum kitni boli ho aur main nadaan tumhe galat samaj baita, sorry haan😳
(Really, you think of me so much, you're so sweet, you're so innocent , and I was immature , misunderstood you, Sorry)

Kamla : Haan vittal, tum sach me kitne nadaan se bache ho, pata nahi log hamesha hume kyun galat samaj the hai. Maine kitna kuch sacrifice kiya show ke liye, din raat mehnat kiya, show me sab ke hise ka screen space occupy kiya, kitne bhaar bhashan diye, auto ke samne lungi dance bhi kiya, kitna positivity spread kiya hai yeh sirf muhje pata hai, maine ideal maa hone ka example set kiya hai maine logoko sikhya khi criminals ko bhi hume pyaar se apnana chahiye bolke. Phir bhi log muhje galat samjthe hai😭(Yes Vittal, you're innocent kid, I don't get why people always misunderstand us, how much I sacrificed for the show, worked hard day and night , occupied full screen space, how many times I preached people, did lungi dance infront of auto, spread positivity, set an example of ideal mom, taught to people to love criminal also. but everyone misunderstands me)

Vittal: Haan sach me humne bahut mehnat kiya din raat ek kiya show ka naam roshan karne ke liye phir bhi hum dono ko sab RAGNA fans galath hi samaj the hai. Khaas unka mann rakhne ke liye humare CVS unhe RAGNA ke carrots/lollipops dethe gaye, aur khud ka mann rakhne ke liye RAKHI track countinue kiya, issme kya galat kiya becharone
(Yes we did so much hardwork for the show, still RAGNA fans misunderstand us, CVS added so many RAGNA scenes in between , which were not in the plan, what wrong they have done if they added RAKHI scenes for their satisfaction)
Kamla: Haan sach me vittal, viewers ko kush rakne ke liye RAGNA ke scenes jo plan me nahi the, phir bhi diya, phir bhi log humesha complain karthe the, log khush rehna kab sikhenge, Agar woh scenes dheke kush rahte, aur saath me hume bhi kush rahne dethe ho yeh din na dhekena padtha, agar humse itni hi problem thi tho humare scenes ke time pe, mute button on karlete. Huh(Really Vittal people don't know how to be happy they troubled us unnecessarily. when will they learn to be happy. If they would have adjusted with RAGNA scene, today we wouldn't have seen such a day. If they really had problem with us , they could have pressed mute button)

Vittal: wohi tho main bhi yeh bolna chahtha tha ki aapna haath me remote hai uska istamal karo aur mute button ko press karo bolke, per galthi se channel word nikal gaya, Galthi se mistake hogyi muhjse, aur mere chahne walone usse seriously le liye(See this is what I meant to say, you have remote in your hands, use it to press mute button, but by mistake instead of mute, i typed channel, and people took it seriously)

Kamla: Issliye main bolthi hoon sab iss remote ke wajah se hua hai, Chalo jab thak hume comedy show me role nahi mil jathi tab tak hum yeh EMB Remote thodu Challenge start karenge (Thats why I'm saying, every thing happened because of this remote, so till we get hired in any comedy show, we will start EMB Remote breaking Challenge)
Chalo aajo Remote ke saat selfie lete hai twtr pe upload karke , EMB Remote thodu Challange ko advertize karne ke liye(come, lets take selfie, to upload and advertise our EMB Remote breaking challenge)


PS: Fun Post , not to hurt anyone feelings Sorry for lengthy post😳


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DiVirgo thumbnail
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Posted: 10 years ago
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You forgot about me in this post :( I think u don't want me to read!!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: DiVirgo

You forgot about me in this post :( I think u don't want me to read!!


Give me time DI I'm doing translation as well😳
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Posted: 10 years ago
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😆😆😆 mind blowing Shweta and Erika. This is called joote bhiga ke marna. You should tweet this to them. One can use the hash tag ' remote breaking challenge' . ⭐️⭐️

Edited by smileysmile - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Auto ke saamne lungi dance by bholi kamla🤣
Fabulous post swetha.. Loved it..😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Absolutely loved this post. Please send this to Hoity Toity Dumbra & her equal dumb pati dev
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I sooo loved it... great job...
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haha awesome post on dumbla and bechare remote
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Nice post!!

I loved that Vittal's RT wala part...😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Yhanks for the English translation. Enjoyed laughing. WE should participate in the 'Remote breaking challenge' of Dumbla! On second thoughts , who will pay for our new remotes , Zee Tv ????

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