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Telly bhakwaas visited Raghav Singhania on his birthday eve to find out more about the party
TB: congratulations Raghav , on your 33 rd birthday...so how does you feel?
RS: majbhoor!!!
TB: ahem...we heard there is a party. Do you not think you are a little too old for a 25 kg chocolate cake and the works?
RS: not at all. My physical age may be 33 but what really counts for a party is the mental age. Mentation by and large in EMA shows the average age to be around 3 years. The oldest is Punch Dead who directs us and her Age is around 6 years...so we are all, really speaking, children. Ideal for a party. However, let me tell you a secret...our IQ it has been found is one of a kind...apparently even the foetus inside the mother's womb has a more developed brain than us...but we do not care...as we are free spirits and take everything pojitively...that there is so much more scope for us and our show to develop
TB..there seems to be a hype on Khi's live update?
RS: oh! Shes on a high after FIFA...and not yet recovered..so ala FIFA style , she is going to show the world how my balls are being kicked by her, momma and big momma
TB: any clues as to who will win the jack?,...i mean jackpot?
RS: no...they tried to get Oggy...remember, he made a brief appearance in my puran poli in the chawl ,to do a prediction , in the lines of Paul the Octopus. We placed khi and big momma's photo and set him loose. Unfortunately, the moment he found his way between the two pictures, he overturned, his body twitched in agony and he breathed his last...so all I can say , it is a 50- 50. But considering my love for Kalpi, i will ensure that her team gets a lot of free kicks at my ball
TB: is there some secret arrangement between you and Kamalama?
RS: of course, you clever people...you worked it out , did you not? Big momma was very upset at all the bashing she has been receiving since the start, so she wanted me to give up my seat of fame to her. We have exchanged places. After all, I thought this was the least I could do for her, considering all the bindi and besan ladoo she has fed me. So we have an agreement...for the first quarter of the month, she will support kalpi and increase her rankings...for the next quarter, we will reverse roles and I will increase mine. By constantly changing colours, we will leave viewers so confused that they will not know whom to like better and end up liking both of us
TB..what if they end up hating both of you?
RS..that is not possible because Only I know how to appease them..if I post a few selfies of me and Kalpi , and tell my twamily it is my gift for my birthday, their hearts will melt
Tb..whats with your new frienship?
RS..the pojitivity is that I have a wonderfool friend in khi...she is mistress of the dark arts and has promised to teach me some, now that I have proved my frienship to her. She is going to teach me how to entice Kalpi more...but before I actually try it out on Kalpi, she has large heartedly offered to be the substitute for the trial. So I will first do it with Khi and if it succeeds, then with Kalpi.
On hearing this, we understood why the Em crew has such a unique IQ...only an IQ like this would think in this vein. They truly deserve their party ...one understands now why all those cakes were sent to them ...so viewers, get more cakes, extra special ones to be delivered on the occasion of the once great, now ungrateful, Raghav's birthday. we must confess that with each passing day , bits of Raghav are being chewed off by khi. And a huge chunk will be pieced off as dessert on his birthday...hence such a huge cake to go with it. Raghav will ultimately get back to Kalpi, but without the parts that count..in essence it will be Ragna in the end, but without the Rang...he is now literally in Rags...one only hopes that Kalpi has better sense than to want to become a Ragpicker!!!
This post is for lurve life , my friend. I am sorry I do ot know your name, , nevertheless this is my sunday Gift for you. Hope you like it
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