when vithoba joind hands with bappa...(funny os) last part updated - Page 43

Next morning siddharth reachd office early as it was being difficult for him to keep his legs at home.only ramu's brother shyamu who worked at arora construction as peon was der.he said sir u came u so early tdy 😲..yes I hav some wrk to finish.bring me a cup of coffee replied siddharth nd moved to his cabin.he was waiting impatiently for kalpi wen she entered he felt a jolt of happiness inside him.he immediately calld her askd hr to get in his cabin.klpi knocked at d door opened dt slightly nd asked his permission to enter.his eys saw her face ,his heart strtd dancing song strtd plyng in d background...tune maari entriya re dil me baji ghantiya re..tang tang tagn tan..tang tang tang tang...arey dil ki sun commentriya re pyaar ki guarantiyan re tagn tang tang tang... 😳 aftr 1 minute of ghanti session wid his heart a bell went nd rang in his mind nd he got his senses back ..he said..yes plz cme in kalpana .klpi crept in stood in frnt of his desk "sir u called me", she said...siddharth who himself didn't hve any idea y did he cll hr to come in his cabin stayd mum for a minute although his heart was dying to say ..yes I hav clld u to stare at ur lovely face for the whole day or week or month or life but he controlled himself nd sent msg. to his heart through his mind to keep quiet.he said yes kalpna actually I want to continue our discussion where we lft off yesterday..i have prepared a report I have one copy of it svd in my pen drive please check it atleast once ,askd klpi...vihaan took his laptop out of the bag plcd dt on the table nd gesture her with his hnd to show him report on his lptp...klpi was standing beside his chair she put drive in his laptop while siddharth was enjyng her proximity.wen it had been almost impossible for him to control his hnd not to pull her on his lap nd kiss her thoroughly..he stood up frm his chair went to the window his back was facing her.he pulled his hair wid his right hnd slightly ,cursed himself for behaving foolishly in her presence around him evrytime he said widout facing her..kal..kalpana i..i need coffee..kalpana who was surprised by the behaviour of her boss turned infuriated 😡 she thought y all d bosses of mine share their coffee cravings with me instead of calling peon to bring them one..but he was her boss so bng an employee she askd sir should I send it ?..hmmm yes replied siddharth klpi came out nd said shyamu to send coffee to siddharth..

Pakhi was pacing in her room thinking abt a new plan to win rghv as her frndship game was not smng to work.she went to gauri's room , gauri was reading the newspaper. gauri aunty I need ur help said pkhi gauri looked at her wid questioning eys she folded the newspaper plcd dat on a table nd gesture her to sit beside him on the sofa.

Pakhi: gauri aunty I helped u to take revenge wid my parents nw I need ur support .i want to win raghv at any cost I cnt live without him

Gauri: I remember my promise pkhi tll me what u wnt me to do ?

Pkhi:I hv seen mny tms rghv has a habit of hallucinating kalpi ..wonder wen he can hallucinate me evn chair,table,pillow nd every single thing on the world as klpi in his senses what wll he do in unconscious state

Gauri(irritated nd confused) 😕😳: I didn't understand what u said...say it clearly..

Pkhi: if rghv nd me get physically intimated ,klpi will go away frm raghv

Gauri thought...ufff !!ghor kalyug hai.. dil is talking abt physical intimacy wid her mil shamelessly...me nd harru nvr touchd evn our hnds in frnt of harru's mother nd dis pkhi ..brazen 😒

Gauri:dt is cintu nd ur personal matter pkhi..wat cn I do in dis regard 😕

Pkhi: i want rghv to hallucinate me as klpi in his drunken state ...I cnt ask him to hve drink wid me rghv doesn't evn like to hve dinner with me no chance he will prty nd hve drinks wid me

Gauri(staggered): so ...u wnt me to ask him for drinks ..r u mad ? 😲

Pakhi(irritated): oho gauri aunty hv patience nd listen carefully wat I say

U do only one thing call Sammy nd request him to arrange a small party wid rghv nd his friends to change rghv's mood coz he seems stressed nd upset dese days...samy wll nvr listen to me but if u request him he wont say no 2 u nd boys get together is incomplete without drinks ..plz plz gauri aunty do dis for me rest I shall handle 😛..she implored her

Gauri(shook his head):pta nhi tumhare dimag me kya kya chlta hai ok I shall call Sammy btw m going out for women night out tnght.. do whtvr u wnt to do

gauri had called samy nd samy had ordered raghv (frst tme in his life) to join him in small evening prty wid friends..

Vitthoba was smiling while talking to klpi's pic in his phone wen his phone ring disturbed him.disheartedly he picked up his phone frm the table ,cupid number was flashing on the screen

Vitthoba: hello

Cupid: hello handsome hw r u ?

Vitthoba(big smile spread across his face) 😃 :m good cupid as handsome as ever ... actually the word handsome had done d magic nd vitthoba started his appraisal himself widout giving cupid a chance to speak...u must have heard abt my life at gokul.i had large number of female admirers there i mean nt only in gokul I hv many girls admirer across d world...girls keep fast to get a husband jst like me..smart ,handsome, jolly ,loving caring .tdy I tll u my beauty secrets...I have adviced bappa also to use chandan nd fruit pack regularly...face packs do wonder for ones skin nd for my fit nd fine body I walk between 6-10 miles a day .

Cupid who felt vithoba was thrashing him with a hammer over his head vowed not to call anyone handsome again whereas vitthoba's self praising had no end...avoid heavy fried food..junk food..oil ur hair regularly ...blah blah blah..when cupid realized dt vitthoba's beauty tips nt going to end soon he interrupted him in loud voice oh wow vitthu..thnx for sharing ur beauty nd health tips wid me I will dfntly try to follow dem nd I need ur help.. actually my friend jesus need ur help .

Vitthoba:I m always ready to hlp my frnds...i never met jesus but hav heard abt him..i would love to help him..tll me wat can I do for u guys

Cupid: actually jesus need ur help to unite one of his devotee wid his gf...the boy is american nd girl is Indian.. rest story jessus will tll u...(he pleaded wid him) plz help him vittho coz I also wnt to unite dem u knw the boy proposed the girl on valentine's day nd gave her an idol of mine dts y I too feel a sense of attachment with them.

Vitthoba:off course cupid ..i will do my best to help jesus nd I luv to unite lovers.when will jesus come here ??

Cupid:he is already in flight as I knew u wont refuse to help us...his flight going to lnd after nxt 2 hours plz pick him up frm d airport nd plz take good care of him...he is very shy..

Vitthoba:oh dnt worry ur frnd is my frnd naa I will handle everything...

They hung up d call nd vitthoba got busy in getting ready to go to airport

Siddharth had a meeting in a hotel wid his previous client to discuss something abt his previous completed project...he wanted to wrap up the meeting asap before office hours wud have ended nd klpi wud have returned back hr home.. he wanted to have a look of her as a dose of sleeping pill so dt he could sleep in the night recalling last sight of her lovely face for d day ..as soon as the meeting finishd siddharth turned into milkha singh nd bhaga milkha bhaga twrds his car..he prkd his car outside his office ,hurriedly ran inside the office but only shyamu nd two or three employees were there..siddharth gasped nd asked s..hyamu where is kalpana ? kaalpana madam to ja chuki hai sahib replied shyamu..

siddharth 😭 his effervescent face turned despondent nd wilted dwn like a flower . he wnt out got into his parked car nd drove towards his home...after driving the car for some distance his eyes glowed as he saw klpi at bus stand...his face gleamed again. he stoppd his car in frnt of her nd the siddharth malhotra who two dys ago hdn't stopped his car to offer her a lift asked ...hey kalpana come sit I shall drop u home infact he wanted to lift her in his arms nd seatd her in his car...kalpi didn't knw wat to say how to react.. her few dys old boss was offering her a lift .dat was nt first tme her boss was offering her a lift..she had experienced dat wen she worked in singhania construction .but raghv was not only her boss she knew him personally as well .sidhharth sensed confusion nd hesitation on her face .he said where do u live kalpana ? wo..aa..andheri she stammered a little.. oh ur house is on my way home...klpi said plz dnt bother yourself sir I cn go by bus..wen did I say u cnt go by bus but people say a car is more comfortable thn a bus ,he said teasingly...u r right sir a car comfort lvl is much highr thn a bus but not everyone cn afford a car btw it might b hard for rich people like you to travel by bus but people like me r used to of it she said sardonically...siddharth bit his lips,thought hmm so u r vry stubborn klpana but I m more stubborn thn u ...he didnt mean to hurt her or shw the pride of his car nd money to her ,klpi also didn't wnt to argue wid him but she felt really insulted by his wrds...siddharth came out of his car stood exactly in frnt of him...klpi mvd her eys around her to check if people r wtching d liitle argument between dem...as she expected the people at the bus stp had their eys fixed on dem but she didn't knw dt dey were nt interesrd in their cute verbal fight but all the ladies were hovering at siddharth nd men on klpi...siddharth didn't utter a wrd till the tme klpi checkd gaze of people he was enjoying her beautiful turned angry nd shipish cute face wid a small sparkling smile lingered on his lips reaching his eys.when klpi fixd her gaze on his face he said look kalpana m not a mawali or gunda who offers lift to ech nd evry girl he sees at bus stp ...u r my employee actually I had meeting wid one of my client I wnt ur advice on some part of their project..we may discuss dat during drive dts y I am offering u a lift ..I have no plan to kidnap u he gave him a naughty smile ,kalpana laughd at his joke she said sir it dsnt mke sense a boss kidnapping her employee infct an employee kidnapping her rich boss is more apt.siddharth laughd at her humour...siddharth askd shall we go now ...she nodded in agreement...they didn't tlk much during journey only some formal conversation on constructions projects...klpi was embarrassed nd shy but siddharth was vry happy...his one dy old first love,his instantly cooked achaari love was sittning in his car wid him at the front seat...he dropped her outside chawl klpi thnxed him.siddharth wanted to say dnt say thnx to me baby I wish I could become ur permanent driver 😊...control urself siddharth control he mocked his silly helpless heart nd drove towards his home..

Vitthoba had received jesus frm the airport dey were hving coffee at bappa's house ...jesus was telling vithoba abt the boy nd d girl...

Jesus: dt boy name is Jensen nd d girl is sharanya ...5 years ago sharanya had came to America ..der Jensen nd she fell in luv wid ech othr ...wen sharanya's fther came to knw abt her love he asked her to choose between Jensen nd her family coz he didn't wnt hr to marry an American guy...even though sharanya loved Jensen truly but she chose her family ...she didn't wnt to hurt her family coz of her ...two mnths ago she has returned back to india nd Jensen...he said downheartedly ..he forgot to smile,to be happy infct he forgot to live widout sharanya. he pray to me daily to reunite him wid his luv...his pain is visible in his eyes vithoba...he loves dt girls truly dts y I have tkn it as a mission ..."mission jenyaa" 😛

Hmmm jst like my mission ragna thought vitthoba

Vithoba(heaved a sigh):hmmm ...their story sounds jst like an old hindi filmy story wid gf ,bf nd a cruel father...do u knw where she lives..??

Jesus: she lives in mumbai but I dnt knw her address dts y I need ur hlp to find her

Vithoba: y shall we search her...

Jesus: wat do u mean ?? we sall have to find her !!

Vithoba:u didn't get my point... We dnt need to find her... majnu himself will come to win his laila nd her love...😉

Jesus : who r majnu nd laila ? 😕

Vithoba:ummm...dey r Indian rumeo nd Juliet

Jesus: oh 😛

Vithoba: do u hv jensen's phone number ?

Jesus: no...but I shall ask cupid...he will dfntly provide us Jensen's number

Vithoba: oh yes he cn hlp us

Jesus dialled cupid's numbr,with the help of his sources cupid provided dem Jensen number hlf n hour ltr

Vitthoba dialled his number

Jensen :hello

Vithoba:hello..cn I speak to mr.jensen

Jensen:yeah speaking

Vithoba: I m sharanya's fiance...

Jensen : 😕

Vithoba(in a threating manner): i luv her madly but she dsnt luv me...ystrday she tld me abt u nd relationship she had wid u...she said she is getting married to me jst bcoz of family pressure but she still luvs u nd she cnt luv anybdy else...I dnt care whthr she loves me or nt I want to marry her nd mke hr mine always...i have calld u to warn u.. dnt u dare to contact her or try to meet hr evr...otherwise I will kill u...she is mine ..understood !!

Vithoba hung up the call

Jensen's fragile heart due to separation frm his love strtd beating fast 😲 but caller's wrds she still luvs u..she still luvs u worked as an ointmnent ...😳sharanya's marriage...my sharanya is getting married to sumone else 😔thts impossible...I wll nvr lt tht happen 😡...he immediately bookd nxt flight to india...

Jesus(confused): sharnya is getting married...oh nooo!! (he screamed) 😭...but hw do u knw dis vithoba...??

Vithoba(smiled mischievously): who said she is getting mrrd..i lied to him...m sure he knws where does she live in mumbai...he will b coming to india by the nxt flight nd I can bet on it!😃

Jesus : but hw he gonna hndle sharnya fthr alone??

Vithoba: fikar not jesus ...stp worrying ...fear of losing ur love is a power in itself ..everything gonna fine...ur hero Jensen will mke his wud be fthr in law to understand the depth of his love for sharnya nd sharanya's dad will himself tll his daughter go sharanya go live ur life wid ur Jensen nobody can love u more than him

Jesus(enthusiastically): just like ddlj ..my favourite movie

Vithoba: hmmm..

Jesus: I hope so

Vithoba: nw stp tkng tension ..u r in Mumbai ...we shall go to visit Mumbai...😉

In the evening pkhi rcvd dadi's call...dadi informed her dt she met her childhood frnd who lives in jammu nd requesting her to spend some dys wid her...so she is going to sty der a few more dys

Gauri hd gone to meet her friends...only pkhi nd bappa was der in d house...pkhi tld bappa nt to prepare dinner nd he cn go home aftr cleaning the kitchn... Wen pkhi was busy in kitnch mking natural bdy pack to brighten nd glorify her skin as kmla hd once tld her the benefits of home made packs.. tdy's night gonna b vry special , its rghv nd my golden night ,we shall become one tonight... she said loud enough to be heard by bappa who was doing a wrk jst outside d kitchn . oh dis girl has reached the height of cheapness...i will nvr lt any wicked plan of yours to succeed thought an enraged bappa...pkhi had planned everything properly ..she chose a plane red saree exactly like the one klpi had worn in rghv's party..she chose perfect eye make up to make her eyes appear bigger like klpi wid a perception dt it would be obvious for rghv thn to hallucinate her as klpi..🤢

She went to hr bathroom nd applied pack all over her body including her face...she fantasized abt her sr wid raghv ,bit her lips shyly 🤪when she was waiting for pack to dry..before she could fantasize more she felt a burning sensation all ovr hr body...she screamed...kmlaaa maaa...people usually recall their moms in pain nd distressing situation...she immediately washd the pack but instead of illuminating skin came out itchy ,hideous skin as rashes had been appered on her skin ...she cursed kmal for her natural beauty tips...but bappa was the actual culprit bhind her new found beauty ..bappa had mixed toilet bowl cleaner in her pack which had strong sulphuric acid bhind her back..."how can I show dis ugly face of mine to rghv ...god my golden night,she cried out"..😲 😭

A very drunk raghav reached his home.he had comsumed too much alcohol,his legs were shaking,his naturally intoxicating eyes were intoxicated..he ran the doorbell standing straight was being difficult for him..he was looking like a lifeless,helpless nd powerless man..he placed left palm on wall to help support himself,his head was dwn slightly..as soon as the door opened,he raised his head nd saw klpi standing at the door in a beautiful red saree ...he kpt looking at her lovely fce for few minutes 😳...not for a second his depleting intoxicated mind thought wat klpi was doing der..he enterd inside nd hugged her tightly...oh klpi my kalpi...rghv's klpi ..🤗 Leave me raghv wat r u doing exclaimed klpi ..but rghv hugged her more tightly...na..naaa..i will nvr leave u ...I ...I knw..kal...kalpi ..u wll run away otherwise..klpi made him stand straight nd looked at him with a sombre expression...u r drunk raghv ..she wrapped her left arm aroung his waist nd said leading him to his room ..come lts go to ur room ..

By the time dey reachd his room ..rghv had irritated kalpi with his blabbering..nw u r wid me klpi we shall go to paris for our honeymoon...suddenly he started recalling sooraj barjatya movies...he said klpi doobara mt khan hum apke h kaun...nw onwards hum saath saath hu...mai klpi ka deewana hu...while klpi only shook her head at his funny antics...

Klpi laid him dwn on the bed all dt while rghv was staring at her face lustfully..klpi ordered him to keep quite nd sleep..wen she turned to go rghv got up nd hugged her frm bhind...klpi removed his hnd frm hr waist turned bhind looked at him angrily completely maddened by him..rghv chuckled at the anger on her face...p..plz dnt go any...where kalpi ,stay wid me he pleaded earnestly with her.he tried to lift her up but he felt ,he was trying to lift sanjeevni mountain not kalpi..he shot her a look of amusement th he struggled again to lift her up but all his struggle went in vain ..he panted for needed air ...kal..kalpi have u gained weight ??...r u following kalma ma's diet these dys ? 😃😕kalpi replied u have lost ur senses raghv ..u need rest plz go to sleep...he made sad face thrust out his lower lip shwd his disappointment...thn a naughty small smile spread over his face nd spilled into his eyes he demanded...okay I shall go to sleep but...ek kiss to de do..kalpi widened hr eys.. raa...she tried to say but rghv put his finger to her lips to stp her speaking..he rubbed her lower lip wid the tip of his finger while kalpi was rolling her eys trying to swallow wat was happening wid her...rghv cupped her face gently in his hand ,made her meet his gaze ..she flet an involuntary shiver raced up her spine..rghv tried to kiss her on lips but she protested...rghv was trying to touch his lips wid her ,kalpi was moving her head left right continuously to avoid his uninvited kiss...wen bappa lost his patience completely he slapped him hard across the face...raghv fainted nd fell dwn on the bed...bappa frustratedly pulled his hair using his bth hands..all he could hear was the pounding of his heart..he furiously looked dwn the man lyng on the bed..he muttered...ufff!! Dis singhania is monstrous..by the way which god had created dt thing hallucination...?! Uski to mai 😡...pakhi was nt der to witness epic hallucination she had already gone to meet her dermatologist

Bappa returnd back his house ..vithoba introduced him wid jesus nd tld him reason bhind his arrival in india..bappa wishd him good luck he wishd him in his mind too...I hope wat happd wid me tdy ,nvr happn with u...they mvd out half n hour later ..

They were returning back home after having dinner at hotel taj ...vithoba was driving d car bappa was seated in d frnt seat bside him nd jesus in d back seat..suddenly vithoba pressed d breaks pedal hard enough for a panic stop wid a forward jerk

Bappa (whose heart was beating fast): now wat happen ??

Vithoba:look bappa he pointed his right index finger to a night club😛

Bappa: yeah dts a night club..so what ??

Vithoba gave him a naughty smile wid a gleam in his eyes

Bappa had understood vithoba's intention ...he gave him r u kidding me look..

Vithoba : lts go naa bappa plz ..i have nvr been to a night club..i hav heard a lot abt mumbai's nightclub

Bappa : ho gaya...nw strt d car 😡

Vithoba : okay...we shall go der only for 5 minutes...I only want to knw wat inside of a nightclub looks like...plz bappa

Bappa(yelled) : I am neither a stupid nor a mad like u...do u knw wat a nightclub is...that is nt a place for decent people...nd dis time m nt going to fall in any trick of yours so no more argument we r nt going to an indecent place nd dts final

Jesus who had no idea wat a nightclub is nor he had heard the word nightclub before said...lts go in for just a minute bappa for the sake of vithoba's happiness

Bappa (shook her head disapprovingly) : jesus u ..but vitthoba interrupted him...see nw jesus has given his permission

Bappa : bt jst for 5 minutes

Vitthoba(excitedly ) : promise 👍🏼

When trio entered night club they had different emotions on their faces...vithoba was delighted finally his wish to visit a night club atleast once in his life had come true ,bappa was cursing himself for coming to a ghatiya place which had three categories of people drunk,drunk nd drunk..but dat three categories had further subcatogories..drunk dancer,drunk singer,drunk actor nd mny more ...whereas jesus was confused y vithoba brought him to a mental asylum 😕...huuun !! bhudi godi laal lagam said a girl who walkd past them..only vithoba heard her..he got tensed bhudaaa... did she say bhudaaa 😲😲...but he himself declared in his mind dat the girl was talking abt bappa nd jesus not him...bappa nd jesus were feeling awkward nd out of place but dt wrd didn't exist in the dictionary of vithoba...

Vithoba who was very fond of dancing flt the strong urge to dance wtchng people dancing nd enjyng on the stage..before he could ask bappa nd jesus to join him.. bappa gave him dnt u dare talk to me look but vithoba pulled jesus wid him on the stage...he asked DJ to stp the song coz he wanted to perform...DJ announced abt his performance.. many people's gaze was fixed on vithoba .jesus was also on d stage wid him,feeling awkward nd embarrassed...vithoba took a mike in his hand music started ,vithoba also started singing on the beat...

Bom bom,bom bom

Bom bom ,bom bom

Do mastane chale zindagi banaane
Bande sayaane aur naam ke diwaane
Do mastane chale zindagi banaane
Bande sayaane aur naam ke diwaane

Vithoba turnd twrds the girl dancing beside him ,he placed his hand on her back nd twirled her around as he sang

Kisi hasina se mahajabina se
Kisi hasina se mahajabina se
Dil ko bachte huye
Akhiyaan ladaane
bande sayane..

Vithoba was dancing nd singin unhesitantly,briskly nd wid aplomb !! mesmired by the beauties around him while jesus was only clapping nd shaking his head

Bappa who had been tolerating vithoba's drama since 10 minutes thought aur kya kya jhelna pdega ragna k liye suddenly he heard siren nd police officers stormed in as they were informed abt a smuggling racket nd immediately started catching people...people were running here nd there ...bappa was standing der dumbstruck sweating heavily ..

Vithoba eyes were stll closed he was lost in his song...he came to knw abt police raid when inspector wnt on2 d stage ,stood beside him tppdon his shoulder...vithoba tilted his head , his eys widened wid sudden shock wtchng inspector 😲 he evn forgot to stp singing bt his voice had softend a bt he continued singing bom bom bom bom..bom bom bom bom

Inspector(in Haryanvi language) : bas bas taau ..yo thare gale ki gadi ka petrol khtm ho gaya si to ruk jaa ab

Vithoba :

Bappa had also reachd on d stage...

Inspector : chalo bht ho gaya gana bajana ab ...thane chlne ka tme aa gaya thara ...😆

Bappa heard the word thane nd started crying ..plz inspector we r decent nd innocent people plz leave us..jesus was standing der confused what to do, hw to react😕

Vithoba : wat is dis bappa...why r u crying ..r u afraid of police ? 😲

Bappa(screeched) : but m afraid of riddhi siddhi nd mom dad...ridhi siddhi will give me divorce nd mam nd dad will kill me if dey come to knw abt dis...he said while crying maine to phle hi mana kiya tha (sniff...sniff) ab dekh lo

Inspector : ooh chachaa... yo thari family taaalk hogi to ab chale hum...

Vithoba(wailed) : u cant do dis to us we r gods !! 😡 😃

Inspector who had habit of dealing wid drunken stupors almost daily thought vitthoba was also drunk..he said to his team members ...ye dekkho bhai log...aaj to sakshat bhagwan aa gaye dharti pr hame darshan dene..all police officers started laughing 😆nd mocking at vithoba...inspector said to vithoba...ibja tu meri baat sun..agr tu bhgwaan hai to mai bh amitabh bachaan hu ...baki film naa ab hum thane me jakar dekkhege ...he tried to grasp his hnd but vithoba who had already lst his temper😡 punched him in the face hard enough to flew him up in the air...he kpt revolving in the air...jesus nd bappa were fascinated by heropanti of vithoba 😳..bappa shouted ..ooo teri !! dhazziya uda di law of gravity ki..u have destroyed newton's law of gravity mamu...vithoba smiled proudly whereas other officers were transfixed by the terror of vithoba's punch 🤔 ..they were watching air dance of their senior officer with broaden eyes...before they gaind their senses back nd tried to catch vithoba...vithoba grasped bappa nd jesus hnds nd ran outside towards their car..they sat inside the car aur waha se 9 2 11 😃

I knw d update is vry lengthy nd i hope u guys wont get bored wid it !! all eggs nd tomatoes r invited nd sorry for mistakes

special note for sharanya : hey girl i fulfilled my promise...jesus ne khas tumhare liye hi entry li hai in dis update 😃