After a bit, Raghav to Sammy. "Yaar let me know if you want any work done to anyone"
Raghav POV "I promised Don I will get him at least five more jobs"
Sammy, yes man, I need my house painted! Do you know a good painter? Raghav is thinking if he can trick the Don into taking this job! Might need five guys to do it! Bulb flashes, idea! Sure, sure, the only condition is it has to be red paint! (Thinking to himself, will tell don, need to paint a house with blood! Mission accomplished!
Then gets a bang on his head from the wall, screams, WAIT, I need to focus on Kalpi! She has to come to mandir. What if Sammy fails? Another bulb flashes! Idea! Runs to the bathroom leaving a confused Sammy behind! Calls Don! "I have 7 new jobs for you". I need five guys t paint someone's house with blood that I provide mixed with paint! (This is what cvs do to fill air time, just add bakwaas side tracks) 😉
But two more jobs. Now listen carefully! After you staple my future MILs lips and kidnap my current MIL and FIL, look for the girl named Kalpi. If you see that she is not willing to come with Sammy, you need to kidnap her and as for Sammy, just kidnap him too! After all he is my friend.
Now be careful about Kalpi. She is a tigress and can really hurt you guys, so be prepared. But make sure Sammy is taken care of. He is a delicate darling! I can't tolerate a scratch on him! He is my best friend!"
Sammy in Raghav's office is still basking in the whole net idea! In comes Raghav and asks how he will convince Kalpi to come. Sammy is like, she cannot refuse me, just wait and watch. Once I tell you will jump off the cliff, she will come running!
Raghav and Sammy are both thinking, ok this will take care of half the episode, now lets hand the rest over to what Kalpi will do!
So Sammy goes to Kalpi and tells, we took care of the first half of the episode, how do you think we should do the rest? Kalpi says, let me ask aayi. They enter the room and see kamla's lips stapled. First reaction, shocked! Second reaction, burst out laughing! Kalpi to aai, "I told you, only I can tolerate your lectures, now you see, not all are like me, they will do things to you if you try your stunts on them! Now sit and let us enjoy! Sammy is like, wow, for a change Raghav did something on his own! So proud of Raghav baba!
Kalpi, lets go to the mandir Sammy, now aai won't be able to stop me or give any other faltuKasam!
At the mandir! Raghav sees Kalpi and Sammy coming! He gets super excited! Grabs the sindoor tin and walkes to Kalpi! "Thank you for coming Kalpi! I know you would not do this to our audience! They really wanted to see us in the same frame! If you had not come, I would have jumped off this cliff!"
Kalpi, shocked, then looking angrily at Sammy! "You traitor, you never told me that he will jump off the cliff! Darn it! I missed the chance! Idiot, if he had jumped off the cliff, I could have married you! What a bunch of morons I have landed myself with!"
Sammy is kicking himself for bringing Kalpi here! How could he not think about what other possibilities were! And to top it, he put the net too!
Kalpi, to both! "Ok, guys, I think the audience wants Raghav to fill my maang so do it fast, we are almost out of time! Only two minutes left for the episode to end!"
Raghav, take the sindoor out of the tin and is about to put on Kalpi's maang when Sammy grabs his hand and says, "nahi Raghav! You cannot do this! Now that all my tube lights have finally lit! I need to marry Kalpi! That is my ek mutthi aasman! Nobody thought about me all this time!"
Raghav and Sammy start fighting with Kalpi in between! She slowly steps off and screams, hurry up guys, only 30 seconds left to end this episode! In the tussle, Raghav ends up filling Sammy's maang!
Screen freezes on shocked Kalpi!
Episode ends!
Precap: Kalpi to Raghav and Sammy, "since my Aai's lips are stapled, I will give you the gyan! "Now you guys are married ad bound in an unbreakable bond. You need to adjust to your life, learn to love each other as husband and wife, wait, husband and husband"😆
PS: continue please!