EMA mastiful fun poems - Jane Meme ;)

what a series of unfortunate events :))))))))

what a hilarious series of events
kitne dialogue ho gayee bent

with this groom groom ka khel
hum sab audience ho gayee pale ;)))

without the groom Sammy went to Kalpi ka house
sat there quite as a mouse

everybody carefully avoided mention Raghav dulha ka naam
somehow sab kaam hue taamam ;))

Yaha humarah real dulha gaya shopping
laughter ke tears I am still mopping

ring he was buying for his aakli patni
waha ghoos gaye stalker queen Phooki!

She is a stalker of the first degree :)))
whereever Raghav goes, her we see

ring ring khelte Phooki took the prize
Bhuddhu Raghav was trying her phinger out for Kalpi's size!??

Kalpieria se his brain is gone for a toss
he cant see Phooki wants to be his designer wifey boss :))

Yeh Super intelligent tycoon ko ho gaya hai kya?
Phooki ke dil mein phoote laadoo for her piya

This stalker khayali pulow queen ring dekh ke ho gaye hyper
jab Raghav finds out what she is thinking he will need a sniper ;))

my mind boggles Kya hoga when he goes to get engaged?
kya kya misconceptions will have to be staged? :)))

Dulha Dulha ka khel mein devar baan jaayega Groom
surely this storyline now should end with a KABOOM!!

Jane :)))))))))

Neetu ka maaza kuch aur hai
kissi ko chod ne wali nahi hai
din raat she is plotting
but its so funny her plots are always flopping
kameeni hai of the first degree
sab kuch bolti hai woh hai naakli
meethi meethi usske boli
jaise Gabbar ke baarud ke goli ;))
chocopie, muffin, meri rasmaalai
bolte bolte sab ke udaati hai hawai
her dearest wish is to be Uber rich
by being the number one serial witch ;)))
kaale kaale hai usske kartoote
sab ke uss se tote tote uddte
her taklu hubby ko dabba diya under her thumb
every now and again she feeds him a love ka crumb ;))
beta hai koi kaam ka nahi
brains ke ussko kaafi hai kaami ;))
Phooki beti hai usska golden ticket
but unfortunately she just wont play cricket ;))
Abb tou Raghav per hai usski poori nazzar
jab woh scene pe aata hai tou baajta hai kameeni ka buzzer ;))
we hope to see more of her Lub
kyu ke Neetu number one Kameeni favourite hai of hum sab!

Jane.4/5/14

surely it must be seen ;))

Raghav and Phooki in the Bedroom
Phooki ke sitting so sweetly for the groom

Raghav ne maari entryiaan
Phookhi ke dil mein baaji ghaantiyaan

Raghav ke eyes will be lal lal
Phookhi will be think YUmm yeh SR hogi Kaamaal Kaamaal ;))

But Dulha is not really interested
this revenge ka story ussko not digested

Phooki ke liye no passion ;))

he will not rise to the occasion

Kya kya kaarna paadta hai for revenge
he will be thinking why ever did I take the plunge!

Jane. 13/5/14

Kichdi n Khayali pulaw
makes us all seriously guffaw ;))
bechaara Hwaat Hero ko baana diya number one fool
Mast tycoon ho gaya terribly uncool
abb tou revenge ke aag in every dil is burning
like a lost kebab Raghav baba is on a rack turning
Paakhi ko kaar diya shock
Kalpi's love ne kaar diya ussko mock
I pray the writers will listen to Jane
and take away this deadly pain
come back from the point of no return
revenge ke aag mein dont let serial burn
this Shaadi ko baana do Kamla ka ghattiya bura sapna
and Raghav ko baana do kalpi ka apna ;))))))))

Jane.. 15/5/14

Kamla maa definitely is one in a million
her and Gauri on a ghadha should ride pillion ;)
Gauri baan gayee revenge ke gabbarini
Kamla Maa baan gayee bhaashan ke queenie ;))
looks like election speech ka laag gaya KamlaMaa ko fever
to deliverlamba bakwas dialogues she was working like a beaver ;))
To Pookhi usne diya super advice
forgive and forget all your parents ka vice!!
to Raghav she said Baap ka murder ko maaro goli
sambhalon apni Phooki bride ke doli ;))
She is obviously running for the national idiots award
for her efforts she got two extra kameenos to take home as a reward
Jane's dreams of Do kameenas in the Chawl has come true
Defo want to see Neetu Kameenimuffin in the paani ka queue ;))
Thank God Sammy the saint is back
I hope he gives Raghav a wake up Whack ;))
Raghav is going to make Kalpi come back to work
so he can at her drool through the glass ;))
aab tou until marriage is proven fake she aint going to let him touch
an dribbling angsty Raghav is going to be a delight, I know that much ;))
Ek Muthi Aasman shaadi ka storm mein swept ho gaya
Jai Ho Mahatama Kamala Maiyya ;))

Originally posted by: Mihika

👏awesome poems beautiful i love them all👏