Kolkata lit up!
It was a quiet peaceful day in Calcutta. People were happily going about their daily grind of honest hard work while in the Goenka mansion, the famous Goenka's filthy-as-sewer brains were churning up their endless murderous schemes. Meanwhile, the daughter in law of the house, Durga Goenka, nee Dayal, nee Mitra, was as always pacing about her room in her ghastly clothes, vowing revenge on the afore-mentioned Goenkas. And her mother in law, dear old Suchitra who as ever remained completely oblivious to everything on this planet.
All was well in Kolkata.
And suddenly there was a suddenly loud boom and a bright light illuminated the whole sky of Calcutta. People's' eyes were dazzled, their ears filled with a huge buzzing noise soon after the boom.
Everything came to a standstill as the poor Kolkatans were shocked into silence and terror with intensity of the light and the buzz. Excepting , of course, Mr. Cowardly Shaurya Goenka whose brains and eyes have room only for one thought and one action, and his illustrious parents whose minds are filled with poisonous plots to murder, rob and plunder.
In fact even people as far away as Jamshedpur and Ranchi reported seeing the Eastern sky lit up and hearing the a faint echoes of a boom followed by a persistent buzz.
People shut their bedazzled eyes for fear of being blinded, they shut their ears for fear of being deafened by the buzzing noise for fear of their eyes and ears being permanently damaged.
And 5 minutes later all was back to normal. What had happened, No one knew. This was such a mystery.
Speculations ranged from- had UFOs landed finally on the earth on the precious soils of Kolkata? Was there a nuclear explosion? Had Mangalyan sent back something from the moon? What is another big bang and the creation of another solar system somewhere. Had the Hydron Collider finally exploded? Why over Kolkata.?
Finally it took a TV channel called Shit Flush to reveal the mystery behind the explosion.
It was Dev Goenka, the favourite donkey of Kolkata, whose brain had finally started working after all these months of desperate trying on the behalf of everyone who had been dropping hints and answers like bombs on his poor head. Nothing had worked.
By some mysterious process which we shall never know (however an insider tells me, the channel was in a rush to move on to other things and had decided to turn the big key behind Dev's head and turn on his brains before the audience threw shoes at them), Dev's empty brains got switched on like a tubelight and this was the cause of the big boom that resulted in the blinding flash of light. Once the brain had burst into life, it was the rusty cogs and wheels that began creaking and groaning into action, which caused the buzzing noise.
Kolkatans need have no fear that this will happen again as this is the first and last time Dev the donkey's brains will have worked, There is no chance that they will ever work again as this was just a miracle.
And miracles cannot be repeated.
Edited by Japonica - 10 years ago
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