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Japonica

@Japonica

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

#181

Originally posted by: AryaDrayCoByrne
Lol japonica
it was quite an epiphany eh?

🤣 🤣

Well Dev's worthy non existent brains needed such a worthy idiotic tribute 😃

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 10 years ago

#182

Rajnath Goenka loses hair, chair and manhood?

Kolkata, In a startling development Rajnath Goenka has been overthrown as chairman of Goenka Industries after losing vote of confidence. This change of guard fs not gone down well with Mr Goenka whose nephew Dev is now the new chairman.

Rajnath reportedly tore his hair sitting in his office that has resulted in damaged scalp. Apparently he might need a new hair transpant job.

Insiders say they overheard Mrs Sakshi Goenka shouting, "Be a man Rajnath!"

This has sent shockwaves as people are wondering why she said so? Did he lose more than just hair and chair?

The formerly uncrowned king and queen of Kolkata seem to be weathering really bad days now.

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Rocky.Bhai

@Rocky.Bhai

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#183

Originally posted by: atominis
Rajnath Goenka loses hair, chair and manhood?
Kolkata, In a startling development Rajnath Goenka has been overthrown as chairman of Goenka Industries after losing vote of confidence. This change of guard fs not gone down well with Mr Goenka whose nephew Dev is now the new chairman.
Rajnath reportedly tore his hair sitting in his office that has resulted in damaged scalp. Apparently he might need a new hair transpant job.
Insiders say they overheard Mrs Sakshi Goenka shouting, "Be a man Rajnath!"
This has sent shockwaves as people are wondering why she said so? Did he lose more than just hair and chair?
The formerly uncrowned king and queen of Kolkata seem to be weathering really bad days now.

😆😆

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 10 years ago

#184

Ramsay Brothers announce new film, to make comeback after 20 years!

Kolkata, Remember the filmmaker brothers who used to be synonymous with horror movies and shows in 80s and early 90s? Yes! Our very own Ramsay Brothers are making a comeback and news has is that Kolkata's famous Durga Thakur Goenka and Dr Dayal Thakur are roped in as co writers for the new film which is tentatively titled, "Neta ka beta, bhoot teri leta". Makers have approached Divya Bagchi and real life neta ka beta Karan Basu for this new venture.

Says Tulsi Ramsay, "I had this idea in mind for a long time. A girl returning as ghost to punish rapists. Then I learnt about Thakurs, Bagchis and Basu playing same drama in reality hence I decided to rope them in for my new film".

The only issue is Durga Goenka's dates. Otherwise all is set. If things go well our readers might get to see Kolkata celebs in a movie!

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 10 years ago

#185

Sale of Dev locket shoots up!

Kolkata, Remember we had reported about Dev lockets selling like hot cakes after Dev Goenka was saved from death twice. Now that he has gotten a wife, his lost love, inherited majority shares and won seat of Chairman of Goenka Industries, the insiders are once again wondering what caused this sudden turn in his fortune?

It is all due to the magical locket which he never takes off his neck.

The sales of this locket have shot up in every market and even high end jewellery stores are offering their own versions of designer Dev lockets.

Rumour has it that Asian Sky Shop has approached Dev Goenka to even appear in a commercial for Dev locket and is willing to pay him astronomical price to be their brand ambassador.

Kids, teens, men, women, seniors, young, tourists all want only one thing now. The Dev locket.

So readers if you want to ace exams, crack business deals or get married or anything else you wish for, go and grab your own magic Dev locket right now!

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natville25

@natville25

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

#186

Anu 😆

OMG so good to be back ..i missed the fun here. And so many reports on the 1st family of goenka .
Ramsay bro's movie with divya as the ghost lol 😆 Really the ghost track is so funny

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shruthiravi

@shruthiravi

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#187

Oh my God Dev lockets🤣🤣. I don't know Anu whether you read my spoof on EHT climax scene. I have indeed given a very prominent place for Dev locket in that spoof. Do comment after reading

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/ek-haseena-thi/4234847/dev-saving-durga-climax-scene-fun-post

Maybe after seeing that the locket might get into international market also

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Angela Grokes

@Angela_Grokes

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#188

Originally posted by: atominis
Rajnath Goenka loses hair, chair and manhood?
Kolkata, In a startling development Rajnath Goenka has been overthrown as chairman of Goenka Industries after losing vote of confidence. This change of guard fs not gone down well with Mr Goenka whose nephew Dev is now the new chairman.
Rajnath reportedly tore his hair sitting in his office that has resulted in damaged scalp. Apparently he might need a new hair transpant job.
Insiders say they overheard Mrs Sakshi Goenka shouting, "Be a man Rajnath!"
This has sent shockwaves as people are wondering why she said so? Did he lose more than just hair and chair?
The formerly uncrowned king and queen of Kolkata seem to be weathering really bad days now.

Omg... This is epic...🤣

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 10 years ago

#189

Thank you everyone! Good to see you liked it!😊

Haha! Yes Shruti the Dev locket has featured twice in Kolkata Khobor.😆

I have replied to your thread. Such an apt description of what happens in movies and serials!

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 10 years ago

#190

City's most famous doctor murdered!

Kolkata, The city has seen multiple attacks on its famous people in last few months. First Shaurya Goenka got paralysed, then Raima Maheshwari got shot and is still in coma. This time it is the city'scity's most famous, sought after, richest, all purpose doctor Dr Dayal Thakur was found dead in his residence last night. The US returned doc was reportedly shot 6 times in different parts of the body that resulted in his death.

He breathed his last at city hospital chanting, "Dev! Dev!"

Sources say Dr Dayal's house had no security and one servant had been hit on head leaving him unconscious. Gun shots were heard outside Thakur residence but nobody bothered thinking that doc must have been watching a cowboy movie with loud volume in his home theatre.

Police did not take any dying declaration from Dr Dayal and no FIR has been registered.

While normal people find it mysterious, the insiders say, this happened because of Dr Dayal not wearing Dev locket. "He didn't wear locket! How could he survive then?" This group calls themselves Dev Baba Bhaktjan and feels Dr Dayal paid for sin of accompanying Durga in every plan and not letting Dev Baba hog all screenspace. They believe it was karmic justice and are actually happy that Durga can be seen with Dev Baba now.

Another hearsay is that street kids outside Dayal Thakur's house claim to have seen a Flying Wheelchair land outside his house last night. They claim that alien riding it must have hand in this murder. But no one takes these kids seriously.

The matter has become very serious and left everyone upset.

It is also a huge loss to the medical fraternity. Says the President of Medical Council of India, "Dr Dayal Thakur was a great talent! The only multi specialist, all purpose doctor of South Asia who could perform operation on any part, do surgery of any kind. Cardio, neuro, plastic surgeon all in one! Where else can we get such doctors? This is a huge loss for the medical fraternity. Sad sad day."

Shockwaves in health industry as well as no one knows what would happen to the Cancer Research Project run by this doc which had whole city's who's who running after him. Will it depend on pujas and mantras too?

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