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Heya folks!!!!! I wrote another Ramini OS ...yeah its RAMINI.. plzzz dont kill me for for this one
I wasnt going to post it but after persuasion of ANA aka Ana_mika i decided to post it.
I wrote it for Shikha aka Nimik.
Shikha tune kaha tha sath me joote khayegi taiyar rahiyo and Ana you too be prepared to share chappals I'll get for this OS š
Guys If you bear with me I promise to give you a shraman OS with lots of romance ...pinky promise
As usual it is full of crap so read at your own risk.
Its is for fun , no offence meant š
Here you go...
<font size="4">AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI</font>
Pushkar's marriage preparations were on full flare. Kamini wanted a destination wedding either in Rajasthan or Goa. But the tiwaris couldnt afford that so they suggested wedding should happen in kanpur. It will be so much fun.
Fun my foot!!
Since there was no direct flight to Kanpur they had to travel by train. Much to her annoyance Ramnath agreed to all.
Wasnt it her son's wedding?? So she should get to decide everything. Bhaisaab should respect her wishes but nahin unhe to un tiwariyon ki haan me haan milana hai."she was fuming inside
Throughout the journey she was silent. Ramnath tried umpteenth times to make a conversation but to no avail. She was still mad at him
Finally they reached. Atmosphere was very humid. Kanpur central railway station was very crowded. Vendors, coolie's, passengers running on the platform literally pushing each other.
"Kaha fasa diya aapne bhaisaab??" she cursed him
Manju's relatives lived in yashodanagar, which was densely populated. She kept sulking during entire bumpy cab ride.
They were welcomed with tilak and aarti. Everyone seemed happy except her.
"Look at that manju, 1000watt smile on her face as if she had won a lottery. Lottery hi to hai, mera inna sona puttar, inna vadda aur ameer khandan. Un gareebon ko aur kya chahiye." her self talks were interrupted by a pat on her shoulder. She was startled, immediately her hand rose to her chest but heaved a sigh of relief finding Ramnath.
"Kya BHAISAAB ?? Dara ditta aapne" she said still breathing heavily
"Yaha akeli khadi kya kar rahi ho?? Come lets enjoy the function." He said
"Function??? Bhaisaab shadi ko to abhi time hai na aur abhi haldi sangeet bhi nhi hai..phir??" She asked with a confused look
"Arey yaha U.P. me shadi se bahut pehle hi naach gana shuru ho jata hai." he smiled
"Maine nhi jana kis function wunction me." She made face
"Come on!! Ab chalo bhi."he dragged her holding her hand. When she didnt move an inch he realised he was holding her hand. *Shit*
He immediately released his hold. There was an awkward silence
Function had started. Pakoras and samosas were served with tea. Everyone sat on the ground on the carpet. Bablu sat with a dholak by his side.
"Arey ramnath ji aa gye . Bhaisaab ab apki baari." He said in an enthusiastic voice.
Ramnath looked at Kamini and smiled. She was busy frowning.
U.p. wala thumka lagau - (2)
Kee hero jaise nach ke dikhau
Nach ke dikhao goree nach ke dikhau
Nach ke dikhao goree nach
Ke dikhau
Sang sang tujhe bhee nachau, kee hero jaise nach ke dikhau - (2)
His performance ended with a huge round of applause but his eyes were fixed on her. Her eyes popped out of sockets, mouth agape. He laughed at her cute expressions.
"Chaliye kamini ji ab aap bhi mehfil me thoda rang jama dijiye." Rachna said with a wide smile
"Main??...Yeh bhi koi meri nachne ki umar hai?? Kuch bhi ainvayi." She faked laugh
"Mumma this is not fair. Bade papa tak ne dance kiya. Mujhe kuch nhi sunna. Plzzz mumma mere liye." Pushkar pleaded with innocent puppy look. She had to agree.
Sone sone patole lakkhan
Sone sone patole lakkhan yeah...
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan ankhaan
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan ankhaan
Main ki dassaan apni ve
Ae chan karda hai tareefa
Ho mere husn de kone... kone kone di
Ho kone kone di..
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Ramnath was lost in his own la..la..land. He fantasied himself dancing with her.
She knew she had some good moves but Bhaisaab was staring her with LATTOO expressions. She thought of playing with him a little. She winked , he almost lost his balance. She had a good laugh at his expense.
Lalaji thought the wink was for him, he winked her back. She gave him her best fake smile.
She was going to the kitchen bit slipped on the water spilled on the floor
Everyone was busy with their work.
Ramnath immediately rushed to her side
"Kya hua kamini ,lagi to nhi?" He asked in a concerned voice
She was aware that Bhaisaab had a soft spot for her .
"Kyun na unhe thoda aur tadapaya jaye?" she smirked evilly
"Aa...Aaah bahut dard ho rha hai." She faked pain
He supported her and made her sit on the sofa. It was drizzling outside
" Kitna achcha mausam hai . Coffee peene ka bahut man hai . But ye hai pair..." she sighed
"Arey to kya hua main la deta hu." He said instantly.
She smiled, her plan was successful.
"Bhaisaab bahut pyar se coffee pilayi hai maine aapko but aapne kya kiya mere puttar ko fasa diya un tiwariyon ke yaha. Thoda harzana to bharna hi pdega na." she gave a devious laugh
Ramnath returned with two cups of coffee.
"Uff kitni garmi hai yaha pe. Meri to jaan nikal rahi hai." She said fanning herself
"Lao main hawa kar deta hu." He said and picked the newspaper to fan.
BGM *Bandh gaya patta, Dekho Bann gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta, dekho bann gaya kutta *
She was enjoying his attention.
Shravan who had been watching this drama for long, had enough. He knew his chachi was selfish manipulative. She was now using his papa. How dare she make him work??
He thought to put an end to their drama.
"Yeh ho kya raha hai waha par??" He said in a raised tone.
BGM *Ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re...lalalaaa.*
Kamini remained unaffected while Ramnath panicked as if he was caught red handed. But soon composed himself.
"Kuch nhi beta bas garmi thodi jyada badh gyi hai na.Tumhari chachi se main yhi keh rha tha. Tum baitho mujhe tiwariji se kuch baat krni hai . Main chalta hun." He replied.
"Baal baal bach gye aaj to. Pura zamana humare pyar ka dushman hai kamini." he whispered to himself
I hope to you enjoyed reading. How many of you want to throw chappals after reading ??Raise your hands. Arey i have to count na kitni chappalein pdegi š . Do hit the like button and drop your comments if you like this story.
Hope to meet you soon
Till then take care
Priyam
I wasnt going to post it but after persuasion of ANA aka Ana_mika i decided to post it.
I wrote it for Shikha aka Nimik.
Shikha tune kaha tha sath me joote khayegi taiyar rahiyo and Ana you too be prepared to share chappals I'll get for this OS š
Guys If you bear with me I promise to give you a shraman OS with lots of romance ...pinky promise
As usual it is full of crap so read at your own risk.
Its is for fun , no offence meant š
Here you go...
<font size="4">AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI</font>
Pushkar's marriage preparations were on full flare. Kamini wanted a destination wedding either in Rajasthan or Goa. But the tiwaris couldnt afford that so they suggested wedding should happen in kanpur. It will be so much fun.
Fun my foot!!
Since there was no direct flight to Kanpur they had to travel by train. Much to her annoyance Ramnath agreed to all.
Wasnt it her son's wedding?? So she should get to decide everything. Bhaisaab should respect her wishes but nahin unhe to un tiwariyon ki haan me haan milana hai."she was fuming inside
Throughout the journey she was silent. Ramnath tried umpteenth times to make a conversation but to no avail. She was still mad at him
Finally they reached. Atmosphere was very humid. Kanpur central railway station was very crowded. Vendors, coolie's, passengers running on the platform literally pushing each other.
"Kaha fasa diya aapne bhaisaab??" she cursed him
Manju's relatives lived in yashodanagar, which was densely populated. She kept sulking during entire bumpy cab ride.
They were welcomed with tilak and aarti. Everyone seemed happy except her.
"Look at that manju, 1000watt smile on her face as if she had won a lottery. Lottery hi to hai, mera inna sona puttar, inna vadda aur ameer khandan. Un gareebon ko aur kya chahiye." her self talks were interrupted by a pat on her shoulder. She was startled, immediately her hand rose to her chest but heaved a sigh of relief finding Ramnath.
"Kya BHAISAAB ?? Dara ditta aapne" she said still breathing heavily
"Yaha akeli khadi kya kar rahi ho?? Come lets enjoy the function." He said
"Function??? Bhaisaab shadi ko to abhi time hai na aur abhi haldi sangeet bhi nhi hai..phir??" She asked with a confused look
"Arey yaha U.P. me shadi se bahut pehle hi naach gana shuru ho jata hai." he smiled
"Maine nhi jana kis function wunction me." She made face
"Come on!! Ab chalo bhi."he dragged her holding her hand. When she didnt move an inch he realised he was holding her hand. *Shit*
He immediately released his hold. There was an awkward silence
Function had started. Pakoras and samosas were served with tea. Everyone sat on the ground on the carpet. Bablu sat with a dholak by his side.
"Arey ramnath ji aa gye . Bhaisaab ab apki baari." He said in an enthusiastic voice.
Ramnath looked at Kamini and smiled. She was busy frowning.
U.p. wala thumka lagau - (2)
Kee hero jaise nach ke dikhau
Nach ke dikhao goree nach ke dikhau
Nach ke dikhao goree nach
Ke dikhau
Sang sang tujhe bhee nachau, kee hero jaise nach ke dikhau - (2)
His performance ended with a huge round of applause but his eyes were fixed on her. Her eyes popped out of sockets, mouth agape. He laughed at her cute expressions.
"Chaliye kamini ji ab aap bhi mehfil me thoda rang jama dijiye." Rachna said with a wide smile
"Main??...Yeh bhi koi meri nachne ki umar hai?? Kuch bhi ainvayi." She faked laugh
"Mumma this is not fair. Bade papa tak ne dance kiya. Mujhe kuch nhi sunna. Plzzz mumma mere liye." Pushkar pleaded with innocent puppy look. She had to agree.
Sone sone patole lakkhan
Sone sone patole lakkhan yeah...
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan ankhaan
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan ankhaan
Main ki dassaan apni ve
Ae chan karda hai tareefa
Ho mere husn de kone... kone kone di
Ho kone kone di..
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Ramnath was lost in his own la..la..land. He fantasied himself dancing with her.
She knew she had some good moves but Bhaisaab was staring her with LATTOO expressions. She thought of playing with him a little. She winked , he almost lost his balance. She had a good laugh at his expense.
Lalaji thought the wink was for him, he winked her back. She gave him her best fake smile.
She was going to the kitchen bit slipped on the water spilled on the floor
Everyone was busy with their work.
Ramnath immediately rushed to her side
"Kya hua kamini ,lagi to nhi?" He asked in a concerned voice
She was aware that Bhaisaab had a soft spot for her .
"Kyun na unhe thoda aur tadapaya jaye?" she smirked evilly
"Aa...Aaah bahut dard ho rha hai." She faked pain
He supported her and made her sit on the sofa. It was drizzling outside
" Kitna achcha mausam hai . Coffee peene ka bahut man hai . But ye hai pair..." she sighed
"Arey to kya hua main la deta hu." He said instantly.
She smiled, her plan was successful.
"Bhaisaab bahut pyar se coffee pilayi hai maine aapko but aapne kya kiya mere puttar ko fasa diya un tiwariyon ke yaha. Thoda harzana to bharna hi pdega na." she gave a devious laugh
Ramnath returned with two cups of coffee.
"Uff kitni garmi hai yaha pe. Meri to jaan nikal rahi hai." She said fanning herself
"Lao main hawa kar deta hu." He said and picked the newspaper to fan.
BGM *Bandh gaya patta, Dekho Bann gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta, dekho bann gaya kutta *
She was enjoying his attention.
Shravan who had been watching this drama for long, had enough. He knew his chachi was selfish manipulative. She was now using his papa. How dare she make him work??
He thought to put an end to their drama.
"Yeh ho kya raha hai waha par??" He said in a raised tone.
BGM *Ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re...lalalaaa.*
Kamini remained unaffected while Ramnath panicked as if he was caught red handed. But soon composed himself.
"Kuch nhi beta bas garmi thodi jyada badh gyi hai na.Tumhari chachi se main yhi keh rha tha. Tum baitho mujhe tiwariji se kuch baat krni hai . Main chalta hun." He replied.
"Baal baal bach gye aaj to. Pura zamana humare pyar ka dushman hai kamini." he whispered to himself
I hope to you enjoyed reading. How many of you want to throw chappals after reading ??Raise your hands. Arey i have to count na kitni chappalein pdegi š . Do hit the like button and drop your comments if you like this story.
Hope to meet you soon
Till then take care
Priyam
Jhanak
