Main hum...hum main...
Ajji chodo yeh sab...main batata hun...
Lucknow ki tehzeeb...haan...hai mujhmein...lekin maine kho di...
Kyun dhundu...
Kisliye dhundu...
dabdaba...banane ke liye...aap janaab nahi...
Ruaab ki zaroorat hoti hai...
Anaa...ego...ki zaroorat hoti hai...
Yeh sab...ameeri qabeeri se...khun mein basti hai...
Daulat hai...
Izzat hai...dabdabaa hai...
Shohrat...haan...sochu toh...
Zara koi bhoole toh mera naam...phir batata hun...
Main woh saaya hun sab par chaaya hai...
Woh andaaz hun koi bhool ke toh dekhe...
Yaari ...dosti...masti...mauj...ghumna...phirna...chedna...chidkaana...
Tafreeh lena...maar peet ...yeh sab toh karta nahi...
Karwaata hun...bht hi sharif hun main...
Mera ek ishaara kaafi hai...hawa ka rukh badalne ke liye...
Mera raaj chalta hai...meri ek awaaz par sab tayyar...
Main jo kahun pathtar ki lakeer...
Ab main hun hi itna smart...intelligant ...toh koi kyun na mare...
Waise ladkibaazi ke baare mein khayaal achcha hai...
Par bht chipku types...pata nahi yeh ladkiya...
Chodo ab innke baare mein kya kahun...
Kehne mein umar beet jaaye...aur main apni umar iss bakwaas mein gawaa dun...
Huhhh...
Ab kya raat jawaan hui hai...ab toh hogi party sharty...
Main hun party dene ke liye ...
Dekhte hai aaj ka kya plan hai...
Sab dost ikathta honge ...aur ghumenge...gaadi mein...
Arre Main kaun hun...yeh toh bataya nahi...
Waise zaroorat nahi...khud jaan jaoge...
Kya cheez hai Viraf...
Taarif ka mohtaaj nahi...
"Arre Viru bhai...aaj aane mein der kar di..."
Ab meri entry ekdum hero ishtyle mein...
Raat ka waqt...thanda mausam...thand hawaa...aur meri tez bike...
Maine bike roki...chasma utaara ...jeb mein rakha...aur bike se hero waale ishtyle...jaise Salmaan Khan...utra...
Do dost nukkad par baithe the...Ravi aur Shera...
Maine kaha chalo...chalna nahi...
Yug kaha hai...
"Arre Bhai...woh ghar par hai abhi bhi...chalo wahi chalte hai..."
"Usske ghar"
"Toh chalo"
Hum bike sawaar nikal liye...Yug ke ghar...
Lo ab Yug ka mohalla bhi aa gaya...
Kehte hai sharfon ka mohalla hai...
Toh kya hum badmaash hai...main toh nahi...
Main toh sharifon ka sharif hun...
Mera sharafat ke kisse gaate hai...yakeen nahi toh puch lo kisise...
Yug ke ghar ke niche khade ...usse awaaz dene lage...
"Yug Yug..."
Awaazz lagana toh koi paap nahi...
Iss mohalle mein hai...yahan sab ko atyant shaanti chaahiye...
Ab jo koi mana kare...main toh wahi karun...
Koi bole haan...main kahun naa...
Haan ko na main aur Na ko Haan mein badalna ...baayein haath ka khel hai...
Mere charm se koi bach nahi sakta...
Bas bas ab aage badhu...
Yug jaldi se upar waali manzil se mujhe chup karane ka ishaara karne laga...
Main chup ho jaaun kyu????
Actually...bada hi phattu hai...pitaji ke saamne awaaz nahi khulti...
Hmmm...main toh kam nahi...
Woh bhaag kar neeche aaya...
Yug: "Arre mere baap chilla kyun raha hai..."
Maine kaha...kya hua ...phirse masterji ghar pa hai...
Yug: arre nahi...woh nahi hai...phir bhi...
Pehle baat toh sunn le...aaj nahi aa raha..."
"Kyun????"
"Aaj ghar par khaane ka vaada kiya hai..."
"Ab"
"tum bhi mere saath khao...waise bhi kitna din hua ghar nahi aaye...Maa bhi khush ho jaayegi..."
Ander se awaaz aayi...Viru ko khaane ke liye bulaa le...
"Ahaa..."
Main toh chal diya ander...
Mere do bhukkad dost aur...unke jabaan se raal tapakne lagi...
Phir kya maine unhe bhi bula liya...
Hum sab ander chale...
Jaa kar baithe...sharif sharif...
Hmmm itni sharafat shobha nahi deti...par Pinky aur Sweety toh deti hai...mere doston ko...ussmein khush rehte hai...
Khana parosa gaya...
Waah...Mataji dhanya ho...
Khaana ...ek dum chatkaare waala...
Besan ki roti...kaththal(jackfruit) ki sabzi...
Lauki(bottle guard) ke kofte...aur dahi bara...
Chatkaare le le kar...ungliyaan chaat chaat kar khayi...
Meethe mein...Ummm...jalebi...
Aaj toh maza aa gaya...
Hum sab ne haath dhule...aur bauth gaye ...Yug ne kaha...chat pe chalo...
Chatt ...Ataari pe jaake kya karenge...
Chalo chalte hai...
Chatt par khatiye lage the...
Main toh jaakar khatiya par let gaya...
Aasmaan mein Pura Chhand...Chaandni Raat...Taaron se bhari suagaat...
Jagmagaate...timtimaate Taare...
Maano kisine ...aasmaan mein heere bikher diye hai...
Lootna chaaho ...loot lo...itni chamak unn mein...
Sametna chaaho samet lo...itni kashish unnmein ...
Lekin sirf dekhna aankhon ko sukun deta hai...
Uss tak pohonchne ki chaah hai...Raah nahi...
Kaash aisa hota...
Chamakta Taara...innmein woh bhi hai...
Kash ...Kash...
Yeh soch raha tha...lete hue...aasmaan ko dekhte hue...
Yug ne kaha...
Yug: "kaha kho gaye mere bhai..."
Maine kaha..."Kahin nahi..."
Hum sab hassi mazak karne lage...4 log...
Aur masti itni saari...
Kuch ek ghante baad...Raju...aur Ravi...
donon ko jaana tha...
Woh kehne lagae...ab woh nikalte hai...par main...
Yug ne kaha...Tum log jaao...main isse yahin rok raha hun...
Woh donon chale gaye...
Ab main aur Yug...hum humaari baatein karne lage...
Puraane lamhe yaad karne lage...
Waise mujhe sirf uss ke saath hi apni yaadein aur baatein share jarna pasand hai...
Hum donon baat kar rahe the...
Phir Yug so gaya...
Main akela aasmaan ki chamak rangeeni ko dekh raha tha...
Uss sitaaron ki chamak mujhe kyun pasand hai...yeh saari cheezen mere dil ke kone mein dafan hai...jo koi nahi jaanta...
Uss chamkile aasmaan ko dekhte dekhte...main kuch iss tarah kho gaya...
Ki apne aap se kehne laga...
Ki yeh jo door aasman mein taare hai...
Kehne ko yeh sabhi hamaare hai...
Inn ki chamak aur kashish ke liye...
Kayi jaan apni waare hai...
Bas itna kehna...Yug ne neend mein bhi sun liya aur kaha...
Waah Bhai...mizaaj bada shayerana ho rakha hai...
Kya baat hai...
Main hairaan ho gaya...
Maine kuch na kaha...aur phir ussne kuch poocha bhi nahi...
Abhi issi baare mein soch raha tha...
Ki phir mujhe kisike gaane ki awaaz sunai di...
Itni raat ko ...gaana...
Kaun hai...jo gaana gaa raha hai...
Yaha chudail ka koi chakkar toh nahi...
Aksar chudailein naachti hai gaati hai...itne waqt...
Awaaz aur badh gayi...
Pehle socha aankh band karke so jaaun...waham hoga...
Par awaaz abhi bhi aa rahi thi...itni meethi...itni pyaari...
Chaanndni raat hai...kahin apne haaton mein mera haath toh nahi chaahti...
Chudailein apni awaaz se rijhaati hai...sun rakha tha...aaj asli mein sunn bhi raha hun...
Kya karun ...uthun ki nahi...dekhun kaha se awaaz aa rahi hai...
Yeh Yug toh ab ghode bech kar so raha hai...jab meri baari thi...tab toh sunn liya...
Ab jab sach mein sunna hai...toh so raha hai...
Arre ab chudail ne mujhe mauka diya hai...apni awaaz suna rahi hai...
Dekh leta hun...chudail ko...unn devi ke darshan bhi kar lun...
Jaaun ya nahi...haa ya na...
Uthun ki nahi...haa ya na...
Uth jaata hun...
Dheere se utha...ek dum aahistaa...
Har taraf andhera...alag alag aawaazien aa rahi hai...halki halki si sardi ki sarsarahat...chandni raat se har cheez par safed roshni ka saaya...
Poonam ki raat...ohhh...
Yeh kaisa kaisa khyaaal aa raha hai mujhe...
Saari bhai giri kahan gayi beta...
Darr mat beta...sambhal apne aap ko...
Uth ke khada hua...Yug ko jaise jagaane jaa raha tha...
Saamne nazar gayi...
Saamne ek chatt par...ek ladki naach rahi thi...
Meri nazar usspar thehar gayi...
Sunehra libaas pehne hue ek naazuk si kali...
Chaand ki roshni...usske chaand jaise chehre ko roshan kar rahi thi...
Uski meethi si awaaz...uss raat ke andhere mein samaa bandh rahi thi...
Uska naachna...sardi ki sard hawaaon jaise thandak aankhon ko pohoncha raha tha...
Behta hai mann kahin ...
Kahan jaante nahi...
Koi rok le yahi...
Bhaage re mannn kahin aage yeh mann...
Chala jaane kidhar jaanu na...
Main toh madhosh hone laga...bass usse dekh raha tha...
Mera mann bhi beh raha tha...uski taraf...
Uski taraf bhaage jaa raha tha...
Koi sach mein mujhe rok le uss pal...
Taktaki baandh nigaahein usspar reh gayi...
Kya woh chudail thi...
Kya sach mein chudail ka jaadoo itna haseen hota hai...
Dil ho raha hai...romaani...
Huuhhh...yeh kya...ek aur ladki uth khadi hui...
Usske saath dance karne...
Donon saath nachne lage...khush hone lagi...
Ek dusre ke gale milne lage...
Arre yeh chudail nahi hai...wohooo...
Yeh sach mein ladki hai...sachchi mein ladki hai...
Arre yeh sach mein ladki hai...
Maine apne seene pe haath rakh...jaane kitni baar yeh sentence kaha...
Abhi yahi yakeen aa raha tha...ki...ussne mujhe dekh liye...
Usski nazar mujhpar jaise padi...pata nahi...mera haath apne aap uth gaya...maine usse haath se ishara kiya...
Usska gaana aur dance donon bht laajawaab hai...
Aisa haaton se ishaara diya...
Arre yeh kya main khush hun...woh darr ke neeche dubak kar baith gayi...
Usske saath waali mujhe dekhne lagi...par woh neeche baithi toh phir uthi nahi...
Uske saath waali jaane usse kya baat kar rahi thi...
Phir woh bhi chatt paar kar...apne ghar chali gayi...
Par woh ladki uthi nahi...
Pata nahi baithi toh thi...par jaate dikhi nah... .
Ab toh pakka chudail nahi thi...
Mujhe dekh darr gayi...itni der se mujhe dara rahi thi...
Ab mujhe dekh darr gayi...😊
Maine apne sarr par ek tapli di...main bhi kya kya sochta hun...
Ladki ko chudail samjh liya...achcha hai...sirf main akela hun...
Aur kisi ko pata nahi chala isske baare mein...
Lekin agar woh chudail nahi thi...
Toh uski adaayein itni madhosh kyun thi pata nahi...
Uska chehra sirf chaand ki roshni mein dekha hai...
Lekin agar suraj ki roshni mein dekhunga...tab hai pehchaan loonga...
Naa jaane kaun thi...woh pyaari...
Arre Viffy tere munh se yeh sab baatein achchi nahi lagti ...phir main yunhi madhosh hokar khatiya par girr kar let gaya aur so gaya...
Subah ho gayi...
Yug ne jagaya...
Yahan se nikalna tha...
Munh haath dho nikal pada...
Yug ka naashte ka bhi iraad tha...par main late ho raha tha...
Toh main neeche jaa kar...Bike par wait karne laga...
Helmet lagana...meri aaadat nahi...
Par Yug ki zidd ne mujhe pehnaa diya...
Yug ko raaste mein kuch kaam tha maine kaha main usse chod deta hun...
Main neeche utar bike par jaa baitha...usska wait karne laga...
Pata nahi woh kya dhoond raha tha...usse itna waqt lag raha tha...
Koi nahi...waqt ki parwaah kise hai...
Jab main pohonchta hun...waqt jab se shuru hota hai...
Thandi thandi hawaa chal rahi thi...
Main Bike ke mirror mein dekha helmet pehene kaisa dikh raha hun...
Yeh kya...
Subah sawere...safed libaas mein...
Neeli chaadar mein lipti hui...
Uski halki si zulfein baar baar chehre par aati hui...
Hairaan...pareshaan...ek ladki tezi se...chal rahi hai...
Usse dekh mera munh khula reh gaya...
Kya ladki thi...zara paas aayi...
Chehre se zulfon ko peeche kiya...
Haaye yeh toh wahi...RAAT RAANI...matlab chudail cum apsara hai...
Manmohini...Chandni...
Arre main yeh keh raha hun...
Woh tez hawaa ki tarah aayi aur mujhe...chukar chali gayi...
Woh aage chali gayi...main wahi ka wahi jamaa reh gaya...
Arre yeh ladki kya karr gayi...
Yug aaga peeche seat par baith gaya...bola Chal Bhai...
Maine suna nahi...
Woh gayi...yahi soch raha tha...
Yug na kaha...
Kaha hai dhyaan...chalo mujhe der ho rahi...
Tum toh khud hi waqt ho...sabko intezaar kara sakte ho...par main nahi...
Chalo bhi...ab...
Maine bike start ki...
Aur Yug ko chodne nikal pada...
Usse kuch 15 min ki duri par jaana tha...
Maine usse 5 min mein drop kar diya...
Aur apne raste par chal pada...
Bike chalaate hue...uss chudail cum apsara ki yaad aa gayi...
Yaad aani hi thi...ki woh phir nazar aa gayi...
Yeh ladki phirse...Ufff
Chudail cum apsara...