A Chat with Arjun !

Originally posted by: Brahmaputra

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">...and I let Arjun in, gave him breakfast and asked him to take rest.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">He slept, snoring like an old Yamaha generator.🥱 Thinking it looked like his last sleep, I didn't care to disturb him. He got up in the evening, came down, sat by my side.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">We began chatting, enjoying coffee with chips.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - So... what is your next plan?😛</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - Sam.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - 😲😲Phir se???</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - Boy, no presentation can defeat Arjun!👎🏼</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - why?😕</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - You have forgotten</font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">who did presentation first, haven't you?😆</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - Oh. Teri !!😲</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - Exactly. It was my idea & she used it against me !!😈</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - But what does make you think Sam will accept you again?😳</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - How foolish !!🤣 What kind of boy are you?</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - Dude, I guess that does not answer my question.😈</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - Okay. Listen. Girls are fools.😎</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - I don't agree with that.🤔</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - Shut up.😡 I am answering you!</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - ❓</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - Listen dude. Anyone can get carried away by an unreasoned passion, very easily.😈</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - So?</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - It is easy to make them feel a person thinks they are important !!</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - So what?</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - Arre, once they feel it na, you can do whatever you want !!!</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - I don't think so.🤓</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - You don't think cannot make it a lie.</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - And what do you do to create this "unreasoned passion"??😕</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - There are many. First I will show my cleavage.⭐️</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - What?😲</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - C-L-E-A-V-A-G-E. First appear with two top buttons of shirt open. Then close them once you make the girl feel you are some"thing".😎</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Me - Bu...</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366">Arjun - You will not speak anything until I complete...😡</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me -😕</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - And then follow the girl wherever she goes. Never say anything that makes sense but make sure that you always talk in riddles. If one day you get caight, these riddles will help you.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - Oh. Talk like Star Bharat ka Madhav.😳</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - Intelligent !!!!!!Now listen. After the girl gets closer, pin her against the wall.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - Are such big pins available in market?😕</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - Bewkoof !!!😡 I meant press the girl on the wall between your arms, like doing a wall push-up!!</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - oh, I see. But won't the girl suffocate?</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - Yes. 😆Then supply her oxygen through breath; breath heavily enough to make her feel like the warmth of your breath.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - Got it.😃 I have seen asthma patients breathing.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - Whatever... Check my clip with Sam for a clearer idea.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - Oh. Yeah. I remember now. When you did breath, she fell unconscious saying "brush karo, khush raho'...</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - Enough.😡 I said don't talk when I talk.🤬</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - Okay. Chup.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - Breathing, slowly caress her arm with your palm, thinking that you are putting body lotion.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - Body lotion?😲</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - Of course. When you don't love a girl, imagining that will help you to make smoother moves that the girl feel the "feeling" again.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me -🤢</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - Now this would have already created an intense, but short-lived passion or admiration for the guy, in the girl.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - So?❓</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun -People are fools. They will believe that is love so that you can use them in anyway you want.😈</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me - I certainly don't think so.😈</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arjun - You certainly not. I am a villain, very bad, in fact worse than you could imagine, cruel, merciless, mean, cunning and calculating, came to destroy a girl completely; but... still hundreds of people believe I am that girl's boyfriend for the simple reason I told above... You are the fool who don't get it.</font>

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">PS - I certainly don't understand what makes Arjun think Sam is a fool. May be that Piyaali who changed overnight seeing a "presentation" is her mom !!!</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff0000">PPS -Not intend to hurt any feelings or person. Take it in a funny way!!!</font>

Originally posted by: SsaraDiyan4evr

vvv funny i cant stop laughing... 👏

Originally posted by: Dhani_

man why arjun think sam as easy game
boy she can be his worst nightmare too
but vey good post looks like arjun on verge for follow other sp lead ...
when you love a girl - pin her to wall
when you hate her - pin her to wall
when she just said hello - pin her to wall
😆

Originally posted by: Enchantress

😆🤣 LOL... Your post are always so funny.. 😆 Yet they carry such deep meaning.😃 👍🏼

Originally posted by: Brahmaputra

<font color="#003366" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Thank you. i still don't understand why does Arjun takes it so easily? No villain ever take his opponent as light as he does.</font>