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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Back to square one

Aren't all generalizations false?

That's is generalization at its worst. Is this statement false?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Insurance does not follow caste creed or religion, so it has no issues at all.

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Would you rather the whole neighborhood wakes up to the sound of the shot or you going deaf ?

Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?

To get the feel that your voice is being transmitted.

Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

To make the meal look more attractive

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

Yes, at ambient temperature. At that temperature when your heart yearns for something cold, you know you are feeling hot.

If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

Would hire a pastor to conduct the marriage.

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

Joey sounds more endearing than Joe, that's why.

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

Yup they can be. So long the feet are firmly planted on ground, the head can go visit any place it wants.

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

No he wouldn't remember. But he will surely have good Samaritan friends and families who will remind him that he forgot .

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

When I am already dead, does a small thing like having braces on would really matter to me?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

So that no one else can have any designs on them.

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

So that each person gets his own part. Thus by having a own part he gets something that's apart. So its called apartment.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

To make it user friendly

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Because TV transmits..and power needs to be transmitted

Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?

To add weight to it.

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

To tug the boat along.

Why do we have hot water heaters?

How would you heat your water otherwise?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

In pursuit of space.

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

To make ourselves believe that we are already there.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

We are clean when we use them but they get dirty cleaning us, that's why.

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why does slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

Because it goes at you to jolt you back to the waketime.

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

To express the feeling of what it is too be in flames.

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

Who says you don't see them, you simply don't recognize them

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

A person who eats vegetables is called a vegetarian, then would a humanitarian be called a human eater? Same logic applies here too.

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

How about you tell me.

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Because your set of eyes are forever glued to it. That's why.

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

To help you switch on the lights in the dark.

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

When was anything ever easy with Mnemonic?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

To concentrate without any distraction.

Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?

So that it opens many doors of questions for you to come up with.

Why is the alphabet in that order?

Simply following the alphabetical order

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

The cat's are allergic to it.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

No the fly does not like to be called a walk..you see it has a ego problem

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Open there.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Can fat people dress up?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Taurus

What is the speed of dark?

Wouldn't know, it was too dark to read it.

What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?

Stop monkeying around before the monkey takes offence and wrenches the smile out of your face.

What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Keep the animal in sight before it disappears totally.

What's another word for synonym?

You have done your English classes, now lets see how much you picked up. How about telling us that?

When people lose weight, where does it go?

To someone who put it on.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

"ON STRIKE".They made the sign and then went on strike.

When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

Only a vulture on his deathbed can answer that one. When you find out do let me know.

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Your best wishes?

Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room?

He used it all up in the drawing board.

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Gravitational force will anyway take you down, but if you have floatation devices atleast you can float your way through instead of simply landing.

Why is there a light in your fridge and not in your freezer?

Ice is afraid of melting that's why.

When you have your photo taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile?

So that when a cop pulls you up on the road and wants to see your DL, atleast he gets to have a smiling face looking at him.

If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

No, but the picture in my drivers license would.


Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Now what is your definition of mouse? I also got trapped into answering these questions and I was going to no "Disney world". So have to know what trap really means.

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

And the tune for each would be?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Ha, ha, gotcha, bet you thought I would try singing the two tunes above…

Why don't they call moustaches "mouthbrows"?

Eyebrows raised objection to it as they have the patent on the word "brows".

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Why? Do you know the reason?

How young can you die of old age?

I am too young right now to know much about it.😆

If swimming is such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?

Who said they are exercising? They are simply having a whale of a time.Thats why.