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If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?

The truck would be light alright, but you would go heavy having a flying truck coming towards you.

What do you call male ballerinas?

Poor chaps

How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?

To balance light and keep the contrast.

If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?

It would be the head coming out first to see where you are going..

Why are pennies bigger than dimes?

To help you remember and differentiate them.

Did they have antiques in the olden days?

Yeah they must have from older times.

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

A half filled glass is half empty or half full? Its how you look at it. Same logic applies here too.

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a re-sealable lid?

To test your power for resisting temptation.

Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?

When you are sleeping in it, its your bed. When awake call it by any names, what difference will that make.

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

The color orange.

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Down the drain.

Can blind people see their dreams?

Yes they can, through their minds eyes..

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

No that is an exception by itself.

Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

Unless you start to exit how would you really exit?

Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?

I leave all these wondering for you.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Who says he doesn't have? You have seen him only after he has shaved it.

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

To test your limit for speeding.

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Ask them.They copined the term so they should be able to answer you.

If Wild Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

He wanted a treat.

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?

Well are you, you tell me ..

Why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?

But before it comes out it was sticking on the lips, so its still a lipstick.

If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

You need to ask a cow that…cant help you there.

Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?

Were you just asking me one?

Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?

Because you pay all your money to him to invest thus going broke while it is being invested. That's why.

Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?

Because in the worthless junk lies something precious – our memories. Moreover expensive cars come backed up by insurance, junk does not

Why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of the skating rings?

So that they don't handicap the skaters by coming in their way.

What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

He will find out that he lost it

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Someone has to take the dump while you others leave it, right?

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

Then something is really hokey-pokey

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Why are you then asking about it?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Trying.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

To make sure the needle carries only the lethal dose and nothing else.

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

So that you can come do your transaction, but leave the pens behind as it is not a part of the deal offered.

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

Love would strike and melt both down.

What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

The guy is yet to become the experienced man

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

You have to ask the Chinese, but if you ask him the possibility is he will throw you instead.

How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?

Simple take the chopper to the tree , raise your hand and press start. Once the tree falls, then simply chop it up.

How can you hear yourself think?

If you can feel what you hear why cant you hear what you think?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Olives I think.

How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?

He uses the door. Since the people are not expecting him that way, they wont realize its him.

If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?

To your bad luck

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

You don't tell them you make them feel it.

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

So long.

What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?

HI, its me .

Why are turds pinched off at the end?

You tell me?

I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be under-whelmed, but can you just be whelmed?

Let me first get overwhelmed to answer this one.

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

So that you pick up this point and ask me this question. Towel belongs to Donald , so go ask him.

If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?

Can a bald man get a hairline crack ?

How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?

To convey the message

What would you use to dilute water?

Dilution theory

What should one call a male ladybird?

A lady's bird?

How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?

They have the marching orders, that's why.

If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?

Straight to hell

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your as*?

Because it is still within your hemisphere when you are talking about hemorrhoid, but outside the hemisphere when you are talking about asteroid.

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

First make the cow laugh, then I will reply.