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Well, well. The show has finally come to an end. And I can bet not a single person was happy with its ending. Anyhoo, here's my take on the episode:
Geeta: Satya Naik, you've got nothing against me. You're basically just a whiner.
Satya: How dare you? 🤬This is MY basti, now that my evil witch mother ain't alive anymore. I can kill you any minute. See how I wield my gun!!
Geeta: Oh, really? THAT'S your threat? I've managed to stay alive and give you my kaajal-enhanced looks everyday since you killed Rantara!
Satya: I'll kill you and let your body be eaten by the birds...
(enter Vidhaan with Vedika as his "hostage")
Vidhaan: SATYA! Lose the gun or lose your daughter!
Vedika: I don't have any dialogues, so I'll just continue with the constipated look.
Satya: Mera bachcha! Give her to me, you rakshas of a son, Vidhaan! 😡
Vidhaan: Pehle Geeta maa.
Geeta: Go home, Vidhaan. This ain't your COD game! 🥱
Goon #1: Man, where's my gun?
Goon #2: Mujhe toilet jaana hai!
Goon #3: Arey, action kab hoga?
Vidhaan: Alright, I'll make you a deal. Vedika for Geeta ma.
Vedika: Are you out of your brains? Now that I know the truth, Imma stay away from him!
Vidhaan: Shush. You like fashion parades, no? Pretend this is one. Walk to daddy dearest.
MachMach: I'll save you! Don't underestimate the handicapped!
Goon #4: I finally get to do something! *kicks MachMach*
MachMach: *%&# Besharmi ki bhi hadd hoti hai! Langde ko maarte ho?! 🤬
(Vedika and Geeta cross)
Geeta: Sorry, kid. I'm sorry you have to go through all this, with the same clothes for the whole week and stuff. You must really feel like shit.
Vedika: Nope, I love life! I just got hitched and Vidhaan's the lucky guy! I got him to bleed for me and stuff. I'll tell you the whole story when this drama is over! 😉
Geeta: OMG. Time to taunt Satya again! He's already missing me ;) Satya Naik, BOOO! Teri beti tere se zyaada smart nikli. Will you get jealous and kill her as well? 😆
Satya: I've had enough of your taunts. No more. *shoots Geeta in the head*
There! Gangster style. For once I got my aim correct.
Vidhaan: Nooo!
Vedika: I still don't have dialogues?! Bah, I'll just do the 😲 face.
MachMach: My only friend! ðŸ˜
Geeta: I know I've been shot in the head, but I have stayed alive for so long that I can clinically stay alive for a few minutes!
Vidhaan: That's it, Satya. You've tested my patience. I wore glasses for almost a month, stayed on the streets, stuttered my way into your house, fake-played the violin, slept with your daughter, married her and now, you killed my grandmother? HADD KAR DI!
(starts fighting)
Goon #1: Let's go help Sahib!
Goon #2: Yeah, let'. But I need my toilet break!
Goon #3: Oh shit. I forgot the guns!
Goon #4: Don't underestimate the power of bare hands!
(Vidhaan shoots all goons)
Goons 1,2,3,4: Oh teri! *all die without a fuss*
(Vidhaan overthrows Satya)
Vidhaan: I'm gonna smash you with this random boulder from the middle of the street!
Vedika: Abb toh mujhe dialogue de do! Kab tak constipation ka muh rakhoongi?
(Vidhaan remembers promise to Vedika that he'll spare her father and throws away the boulder. Satya siezes the opportunity and picks up his gun)
Vidhaan: Oh, great. Now I'm gonna die. Who's gonna get insaaf for my parents?
Vedika: 😲 My best shock face coz this is supposed to shock me more than all the other happenings of the day.
Satya: What happened to my shooting skills! I just had a precision shooting with Geeta and I can't have that with Vidhaan. Man, this is just not my day.
Vedika: 😲
Satya: *boom boom* See, Vedika, I've killed everyone. Bow before me.
Vedika: Enough is enough. I'm gonna kill you. Oh, wait. I'll kill your jaan aka MYSELF. Whatcha gonna do about that, huh? Btw, check out my new sindoor and mangalsutra 😛
(Vedika and Vidhaan die next to each other)
Vidhaan: Chalo, Romeo-Juliet jaisi death mil gayi
Vedika: But...our kids? And the story leap?
MachMach: Wow. I survived. Lemme laugh. 😆 Hey, Satya, why'd you leave me again? Yaar, main tumhare liye galli ka kutta hoon, kya? Meri taraf dekhte bhi nahi ho 😠Yeh show MERI JAAN ke bare mein NAHI THA!!! Arey koi toh meri baat suno!
Satya: Man, I've killed everyone. Who'll cook my food, now? I'd better kill myself, too. *boom*
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*Years later*
Machmach: So I'm still alive to tell you, little girl, of the shit that happened before you came here. So have a happy life and don't paint the walls.
Girl: (to Machmach): Ok! (to self): Yeah, right!
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
