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heya all
so i'm back with my oneliners from the last epi
AAJI:...meethi churi jaisi saas bnne ka mza kuj aur hi hai
AAJI:...to tu kya chahta hai mein uske sath vese ldu jaise tu us ldki k saath ldta hai
RAGHU:...haan miss call ne madat ki
AAJI:...E girgid mera mtlb e rasika
ANTRA:...ouch..(chappal toot gya tha yahan uska)
RAGHU:...panauti
RAGHU:...ro kya rhi hai chappal tooti hai pair ki haddi nai tooti
RAGHU:...E lapata gli ki fatak fr b itna natak...(my fav dialouge)
RAGHU:...sorry nai bolunga...bta kya rhi hai maloom hai teri glti hai meri nai
ANTRA:...nai chahiye tumari koi b chappal aur na hi tumare paise...koi madat nai chahiye tumari
RAGHU:...lele...(kya lele be)
ANTRA:...nai chahiye tumari dilai hui sandal
RAGHU:...ja lele...do le lena ...paise mein de dunga...
RAGHU:...do kadam nai chl paegi tu akele...(aur tbi antra k pair mein kaanch lga...)
RAGHU:...thankiu bolne ki zroort nai hai..vo kya hai na ye sb mene apne liye kiya hai...jitni jldi kaanch niklega utni jldi tu ghr jaegi ...aur muje teri shkl dekhni nai pdegi
AAJI:...(after havin mirchies)...tune kya meri supari li hai...maaregi kya muje
AAJI:..muh mein chaale pde hain..tere dil se b bde bde
AAJI:..ab to hospital jana hi pdega chintooo(chaaluu aaji)
AAJI:...tu kya tehkikaat krega
AAJI:..kaash k koi ldki hoti meri dekh bhall krne k liye
AAJI:...aisi ldki jo jaan pehchaan valo mein se ho...jo kahin aas paas rehti ho...aur jise zroort ho
MUCHMUCH:..mein 5-6 ldki launga ...aaji aap semi final kr dena bhai final kr dega
AAJI:...raghu to mere liye aasmaan ki pari b le aye ye to dharti ki pari hai
MUCHMUCH:...aaji ko konsa natak company chlana hai
RAGHU:...nautanki saala
MUCHMUCH:...aaji boli vo yedi...mera mtlb hai antra ko bula kr la
ANTRA:...yedi..??????
MUCHMUCH:...mein jhooth kaise bol skta hoon aaji k naam pe...aaji mereko maar nai dalegi
MUCHMUCH:...are neeche dekh kr chlo...vo kya hai na barsaat ka mausam hai to koi keeda per k neeche akr mr na jaye
THANKIU GUYZPLZ LIKE N COMMENT...LOVE U ALL
Cricket
