A SPECIAL message to all DABHians!!!

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-SamiR-

@-SamiR-

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

Hello everyone,

I got this message, and was told to pass it on to all the forum members:

Dear DABHians:

Is your IF batti green for 10 hours or more everyday? Do you have nightmares about the 'like' button not working? Are you using words and phrases like DBC, GG room, 'hey mhara JAM ji', in real world conversations? Do you hide on the terrace, when on vacation in Pakistan, to log on to DABH forum?

Hi, I'm Vaidya Rani. 😊 If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, then you might have the 'IF-DABH Addiction'! Now, don't start panicking, because I have the cure! Introducing my special 'Imafraud' tonic! Just drink 2, 4, or 6 tablespoons, 3 times a day (the more the merrier), while refraining from sweet, salty, or spicy foods, speaking, sunlight, moonlight, and watching Tarzan movies!

And now, for a limited time only, if you buy the Rs.10,000 bottle (50 mL) of 'Imafraud', you get a Dairy Milk chocolate bar absolutely Free Free Free!

Side-effects of 'Imafraud' include increased ignorance, depression, upset stomach, tendency to steal from kind family members, blindness, vitamin D deficiency, and a more severe form of IF-DABH addiction.

So don't wait; call now to order or to book an appointment:

Divyashakti Ashoka Chowk

Ram Nagar, Pushkar

Ph. 6237959857 (or in Meena's style: che phir do phir teen …)

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Fatima

@Fatima_Q

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

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No further comments needed...😆

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HalleNJ

@HalleNJ

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ...price pls 😆

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UMDU

@UMDU

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

🤣🤣 🤣 🤣 Mujhe to bhaiya de hi do. Abhi number lagati hoon.😆 😆 Yeh naasha chudane ka koi aur upay nazar nahi aa raha.

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shehjar

@shehjar

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

Hahaha SamiR this is just great ..⭐️

but are ur medicines approved 😕

Do they carry a certification 😕

ya phir i report u 😆

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-SamiR-

@-SamiR-

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

Haila! I should've read the message before posting! It looks a little shady; specially with the side-effects and all! 😲 Sorry for spreading such messages guys! 😳

Fatima ji - pole position 😲 I'm honored! 😳 (Although, I have a feeling, Superman is not gonna be happy about this! 😆)

niruba - price listed in the message: 'Rs 10,000'! I personally think this is way too much, even though the Dairy Milk chocolate bar is a tempting incentive! 😛

UMDU ji - 😆 I beat you to it! I tried the number but all I got was: "Aap jis number se sampark karna chahte hai, uske owner ka muh abhi kaala hai! Please try again later."

Shehjar ji - Please don't shoot the messenger! I'm in no way associated with the writer of the message, or her business; I simply passed on a message! 😉

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HalleNJ

@HalleNJ

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

oh sorry, I'm so blind, didnt notice the price bcoz it was written in Rs 😆

but seriously, I really need a tonic to deaddict myself from the show and the forum 😛 pls help, im trying since last May but failing miserably 😭 😆

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No fam

@SwerveBae

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

NOOO, MY POLE POSITION

Btw, are you talking about me in this line?😔
"Do you hide on the terrace, when on vacation in Pakistan, to log on to DABH forum?"

Edited by Superman. - 12 years ago