Welcome to this weeks edition of Krysarcastically yours!
Last week mere paas kuch kehney ko nahin tha- But this week humarey paas aa gaya hai humara apna new villain of DMG: Dr. Shashank- jo ho chuke hain split personality key shikar!
Shashank: Arey o Kirti, Kitney aadmi they re?
Kirti: Sir?
Shashank: Main poocha kitney Interns the- javab dejiye!
Kirti: Huh sir, Sorry sir, cheh
Shashank: Vo chey aur tum sirf do? Phir bhi out of control chale gaye. Itni choot.. kya samaz kar aaye the?..sir bahot khus hongey, sabasi dengey kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI …arrey o Samba- bulao unhey.
Shubhankar: Samba??
Shashank: Of course Samba Doctor Shubhankar- mainey aapka naam badal diya- Aap yeh bhi nahin samjtey- that's quite disgusting really.
Shubhankar: err….Ji sir….mera matlab Im sorry Sir (hacking away at his collar) main abhi unhey bhejta hoon.
Slowly all interns line up in Dr. Shashank's cabin waiting in anticipation for him to start bellowing at them. To their surprise however, he paced up and down with an obscure smile on his face.
Shashank: aap jantey hain main kaun hoon?
Interns: Ji sir, is sanjeevani key most senior doctor….
Shashank: ..kya aap jaantey hain ki yahan se pachas pachas kos door gaon me jab bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahti hai? beta soja ..soja nahi to shashank gupta aa jaayega. Aur aap cheh interns..is shashank gupta kaa naam poora mitti me milaay diye..iski sajaa milegi... baraabar milegi..
Shashank: Kab hai holi…..holi kab hai?
Interns: Ji sir?
Shashank: Er….mera matlab Kab thi holi?
Dr. Atul: Vo to….kal thi na siiiiir.
Shashank: to phir kal holi…..aur aaj goli. Us shishi mein kitni golian hain dr. rahul?
Dr. Raul: ek sir, ek.
Shashank: Goli ek ,aur interns cheh- Bohot na-insafi hai. (taking out 5 other sugar/placebo pills from his pocket and mixing it with the poison capsule) chhe goli.. chhe goli hai iske andar.. chhe goli aur aadmi cheh... ab theek hai. haa ab theek hai.. ab isme paanch goli acchi aur ek buri .. ab ham issko hilaenge....(…) ab kaunsi goli hai kaunsi nahi? .. hamko nahi pata .. hamko kuchh nahi pataa. is shishi mein paanch jindagi aur ek maut band hai... dekhe kisse kya milta hai? Chalo Sab ek ek goli uthao aur ek ek karkey khaao.
Dr.Riddhima, Anjali, Muskaan survive. Dr. atul swallows…
Shashank: bach gaya …
Dr. Rahul swallows…
Shashank: yeh bhi bach gaya.. teraa kya hoga Armaan?
Dr. Armaan: ..s.. Sii siir... maine aapkaa namak khaayaa hai siir..
Shashank: ab.. goli kha…….
kuch similarities to hain right?
Please comment if you enjoyed it!
Disclaimer: Obviously for a little bit of fun....so dont kill me.
Kysarcastically Yours,
Krystall
Anupamaa
Cricket
