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Posted: 15 years ago
#51

Originally posted by: shamil

This is the adapted version of dee em jee for grade 3 students.

(had to change it from grade 1 to 3 coz it was 'tough' for grade 1)

once upon a time in a village , there lived two young people Fruity & Balti who loved each other very much.

They played eyelock & dupatta games , danced and sang songs and made everyone happy.

One day some daakkus attacked the village. Poor Fruity & Balti were injured and had to be admitted in different hospitals. Fruity had a head injury and lost his mind while Balti had a spine injury in which she lost her 'spine'.

Balti was forcefully married to Kiddy by her father but she could never forget Fruity. After some months Fruity got back his 'lost mind ' and came back to take Balti who had by then become as confused as a domestic Turkey. She wanted Fruity but didn't want to leave poor Kiddy either. So she decided to play ping pong game with the two and tried to keep both of them happy. By now Fruity started acting weird(may be he had still not fully recovered from the injury) and demanded that she leave Kiddy. But Balti refused. So Fruity followed her to her tent and gave her a few jhappis and kisses and viola! Balti realised she loves only Fruity! When Kiddy heard this he told Balti to go with Fruity and she being an Indian woman who never disobey her husband decided to go with Fruity to keep her pati 'happy'.

Then Fruity & Balti did some 'tango' and 'cha cha cha' while Kiddy did a bhangra . Thus they lived happily ever after'

Comprehension questions.

1. What were the favourite games of Fruity & Balti?

Aao Tent mein khelien confusion mein utter sensation and for once we leave duppata baahar.. kyunki lust mein bhi hai piaar

2. What did they lose in the daakku invasion?

More duppataa more aaiiilaakks.. 🤔

3. How did Balti realise her love for Fruity?


Zaraa zara touch me touch me khel ke... cause without touch she wasnt touchy for Frootiii uncle...🥱


4. Why is Balti compared to a domestic turkey?


because I read in wikipedia that industrialization made is very CHEAP for amount of meat it produces 😕


5. Why do u think Kiddy decided to let Balti go back to Fruity? Do u think it was a wise decision?why?/why not?


Ishmart decision by Kiddy uncle but he shouldnt have done bhangra I would have preferred TANDAV 🤓




Shamil Prof ji.... Pappuoon ka to pata nahi .. do you think I cleared the Ek-Jaam .. I am concern paper was tough llike Sunny Deol 🤔
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Posted: 15 years ago
#52
wuhoooooooooooo
the BEST post of the day
and i think u should give these questions to CVs but i know they will not be able to solve them because they r suffering from short term memory loss
Edited by blossom1234 - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
#53
OMFG !
this is hella funny !!
gotta say , amaziing one !! LOVE IT 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
#54
I represent the association of Domestic Turkeys ... and my law services have been retained by the lot.

They're now demanding a retraction, rather change in the story ... They feel extremely insulted and after conferring with the star that cried foul, they too feel that they've been maligned unnecessarily ... the 'domestic turkey' needs to be changed to 'black widow' instead ...

Please print the necessary so no petitions, ehmm lawsuits, have to be filed ...


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Posted: 15 years ago
#55
Another awesome post - 🤣 - you summed up all of CMG in one post!

Lov'n the comprehension questions!
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Posted: 15 years ago
#56

Originally posted by: prerna4rishav

OMG, I just realized mai 'teesri' paas se bhi tez nahi hoon

All I could do is, first to summarize the passage --

Balti is full of Fruity.. And Kiddy wants the whole Balti with Fruity

Am I right

🤣 u r conphoosing the teacher😡
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Posted: 15 years ago
#57

Originally posted by: -TomNJerry-



to my jaan Jhoota ji ❤️ ... how well did i do 😆
n pleej let me know when we are having our (you n i) next lesson of physical chemistry ☺️

yours to be
jhooti 😳


😆 this is an english paper! not 'physical' science
@all my buddies- thank u;love u all🤗
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Posted: 15 years ago
#58

Originally posted by: lilmzsunshine

I represent the association of Domestic Turkeys ... and my law services have been retained by the lot.


They're now demanding a retraction, rather change in the story ... They feel extremely insulted and after conferring with the star that cried foul, they too feel that they've been maligned unnecessarily ... the 'domestic turkey' needs to be changed to 'black widow' instead ...

Please print the necessary so no petitions, ehmm lawsuits, have to be filed ...


😆 am scared of black widow association too
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Posted: 15 years ago
#59
@monaji- u phailed!!!
I think I will make another comprehension to make u 'pass'
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Posted: 15 years ago
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1. What were the favourite games of Fruity & Balti?

Fav Game Of Fruity & Balti :- HidenSeek......Coz They Did Everything in the Same Fashion.
2. What did they lose in the daakku invasion?
They Lost their Minds.....Though They Never had One.

3. How did Balti realise her love for Fruity?

Baalti Realised Her Love For Fruity by Fruity's UnFruitful Deeds.
4. Why is Balti compared to a domestic turkey?
Do You want To Compare Her With Junglie-saand Just Like Fruity?
5. Why do u think Kiddy decided to let Balti go back to Fruity? Do u think it was a wise decision?why?/why not?
Not a Wise Decision........Balti Will Bahao Thousand Aansu & Fill Her Balti Which Will make Fruity UnFruitful......Though He's Already Yuck.

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