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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: shamil

This is the adapted version of dee em jee for grade 3 students.

(had to change it from grade 1 to 3 coz it was 'tough' for grade 1)

once upon a time in a village , there lived two young people Fruity & Balti who loved each other very much.

They played eyelock & dupatta games , danced and sang songs and made everyone happy.

One day some daakkus attacked the village. Poor Fruity & Balti were injured and had to be admitted in different hospitals. Fruity had a head injury and lost his mind while Balti had a spine injury in which she lost her 'spine'.

Balti was forcefully married to Kiddy by her father but she could never forget Fruity. After some months Fruity got back his 'lost mind ' and came back to take Balti who had by then become as confused as a domestic Turkey. She wanted Fruity but didn't want to leave poor Kiddy either. So she decided to play ping pong game with the two and tried to keep both of them happy. By now Fruity started acting weird(may be he had still not fully recovered from the injury) and demanded that she leave Kiddy. But Balti refused. So Fruity followed her to her tent and gave her a few jhappis and kisses and viola! Balti realised she loves only Fruity! When Kiddy heard this he told Balti to go with Fruity and she being an Indian woman who never disobey her husband decided to go with Fruity to keep her pati 'happy'.

Then Fruity & Balti did some 'tango' and 'cha cha cha' while Kiddy did a bhangra . Thus they lived happily ever after'

Comprehension questions.

1. What were the favourite games of Fruity & Balti? eyelacks n dupattas 😳 to gain physical proximity 😉

2. What did they lose in the daakku invasion? physical distance 😆

3. How did Balti realise her love for Fruity? physical activeness 😛

4. Why is Balti compared to a domestic turkey? physical annoyance 🤣

5. Why do u think Kiddy decided to let Balti go back to Fruity? Do u think it was a wise decision?why?/why not? simple physical education ... he needed to be mentally n physically fit ... hence he realized balti needed some physical restoration ... n in time to come i am sure he will be thanking his lucky stars for the great physical riddance 😛




to my jaan Jhoota ji ❤️ ... how well did i do 😆
n pleej let me know when we are having our (you n i) next lesson of physical chemistry ☺️

yours to be
jhooti 😳


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Posted: 15 years ago
#42
nice post!
why did the serial get an extension?? to show more idiosyncrasies
shanti05 thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
#43
😆 Shamil yeah tho fandu hai
My son is in third grade 😆

Send this ti the creatives they need this crash course !!
..CrazyInLove.. thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
#44
Rofl.. And who says we cant learn lessons from dmg?? Gr 3 students ko kitna accha sabak milega...1.never be a confused turkey and 2. Dont play ping pong.. Lol

LOVED ur comprehension ques
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Posted: 15 years ago
#45
Shamil hillarious post !!
this epic love story is about Psycho and Glyceriene devi mil gaye !!
Forever Confuse couple make a worst history ....man this crap ....did follow any sensible order....no !!
Oh Man .....I swear IF CVS make Sid to Dance on AR marriage....They are getting rotten tomatoes and eggs too 1!
all are unrealistic characters!! CMG, fruity and balti ....all are abnormal and horrible ...and I can not pass this test...as i do not understand Dee Em Jee lolz..!!
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Posted: 15 years ago
#46

Originally posted by: -TomNJerry-



to my jaan Jhoota ji ❤️ ... how well did i do 😆
n pleej let me know when we are having our (you n i) next lesson of physical chemistry ☺️

👏👏👏👏👏
man agree with this wonderful Joota and Jooti !!

yours to be
jhooti 😳


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Posted: 15 years ago
#47
😲 This is very conphoooooooosing indeed


heck SAT's critical thinking is way easier than this thing!


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Shamil.....YOU rock, woman!👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Fruity and balti🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 balti as conphoosed as domestic turkey?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣HOWLARIOUS!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
#48
Shamil u r too good🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
#49
😆

answers baad main...when I start thinking again!!!

WHILE F and B are DOING "TANGY TANGO"
And "CHI..CHI CHI..CHA CHA" K is BUSY WITH "BEKAAR BHANGRA"
and viewers are busy doing chemistry eqn with F B and K

monar thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
#50

Originally posted by: Lori.

😆Fax this to the CVs,

Now I feel that it is easier to crack iit exams



and I can assure you on that.. 😆

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