Mr.Banku Kumar was going through his e-mails when his wife Gulbadan entered the room after watching her favourite show "Dill Mein Ghaas". Kumar as usual got ready to completely ignore her ramblings on how hot Arju looked while he did eye-locks with Rampa or how Arju's tears made her cry'. But today Gul as he fondly called her didn't utter a word even after a full 15 minutes and this disturbed him. He looked up to find Gul completely lost in thoughts.
"kya hua??has ur DMG ended?" he tried not to sound excited.
Gul looked hurt." How can u say that ji??? They still haven't shown Rampa going back to Arju. Only then can the show end" she sounded more determined than the cvs of the show.
"Ok fine, but is something troubling u??
"Not exactly' but Bankuji I want to ask u something..actually I want to know how 'compatible' we are as a married couple"
Banku burst out into a laugh .." Gul, after all these years u want to know how compatible we are??
"Don't laugh ji; am serious. I want to know how much u love me"
Banku suppressed another bout of laughter. "ok shoot"
"ok, tell me what is ma favourite colour?
Her favourite colour?? Now what could be that? He didn't know that! He couldn't even remember what colour saree she wore the previous day.
"so u don't know?" Gul was really hurt. "Ok then tell me what my favourite dish is"
"err, Gul I have a lot of work to complete. Can we talk about this tomorrow?
"so u don't know??" she was almost in tears. "That sidhu is hundred times better than u He knew the answers to all these questions. But Rampa could not; ofcourse bcoz she didn't love sid but Arju. Hey wait a minute.. so that just proves u don't love me!" she burst into tears.
Banku was completely taken aback. "Nahi, Gul, I love u and our chaar bachhe! Kasam se" he tried to console her.
"I don't believe u! now I doubt u are having an affair behind my back. Kaun hain woh???Is it ur secretary Meena?? "
"No sweet heart, I love only u"
" I don't believe u anymore. Didn't DMG CVs use this compatible test to prove Rampa doesn't love Sidhu?? Hai Rabba! Ab mera kya hoga" As she continued wailing thru out the night, Banku knew he couldn't take it anymore. He went into the sitting room and broke his new LCD tv.
" Na rahega baas, na bhajega bhaansuri"