Shamil seriously this was best, I know i say that to almost all of your posts but still the way you put in humor on DMG forum is awesome. After reading your post even I also was thinking whether my post would be spamming or not. I hope it is not for my sake.
Here are my top picks from your quotes
2.Housewives can every two minute actually enter the kitchen to check their dishes on stove which means husbands finally start getting tasty food instead of overcooked/burnt things.
3.It prevents constipation. Now u no longer have to keep a 'hold on' it to teach the enemy camp a lesson .aap aaraam se woh bhi kar sakte hain.
7.More than all the above, it gives u time to 'think' clearly whether the comment u are trying to post is actually worth posting or not.
Edited by psarada - 15 years ago