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Originally posted by: *Shruti*

What is the solution for all this. There is only one thing that can save him from all this. JP decided he needs to go wash the dupatta, iron and courier it to Riddhima Bhabhi with Sid Bhaiya's name so that Sexyface V/S Ickyface are back in full mode phir se. He can sit back and watch them pulling each other's hair out eating popcorn😎

Originally posted by: moviebuff05

According to the papers anyone who is subjected to the this particular strain of dupatta undergoes severe mental transformation turning from normal individuals to raving dupattaholics.

Symptoms exhibited are glassy vision ...severe palpitaions....frozen stance. and loss of brain conciousness.

Further these symptoms can be severely heightened by an also be heightened by unhygenic muddy environmental conditions.

The only treatment for this disease is : reality check ...which currently is unavailable.

I was able to somehow convince JP test subject with sure shot immunity and controlled conditions. As a result I was able to research the imapct of "falling of R dupatta on JP" effect on the other beings in the vicinity

The following four subjects were chosen for the obvious reasons

Dr. Kirti:

Complete brain conciousness with no symptoms other than strong verbal action resulting in JP test subject blabberring dupatta beimaan re...sar se sarka jaye...dupatta beimaan re

Nurse:

The subject/subjects were unaffected the only indication of reaction was from JP test subject. Brain conciousness was slightly affected along with strong chemical imbalace

JP test subject broke into a random song and dance movement of neeela dupatta peela suit chali chali tu dil ko loot

Significant impact was found on th efollowing two subjects

Sidhanth:

Strong physical reaction acompanied by glassy vision ...severe palpitaions....frozen stance but well controlled brain conciousness singing Jhonka hawa ka aaj bhi

Armaan:

Extreme physical reaction....glassy vision ...severe palpitaions....frozen stance. and brain conciousness not applicable .... volatile reaction was found singing dupatta tera nau rang daa hai ni menu dil mangda

From the above test I have concluded that impact of "falling of R dupatta on JP"

causes severe dupattaholism on subjects in vicinity when all symptoms mentioned are manifested.

Thunk u

Originally posted by: monar

@Ka7eela.. Buffy.. Shruti.. and all 🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious answers.. me lubbing it bahut sara .. you all are juss awesome kidzz

me shoo very proud of you all.. 👏👏👏

Proud Prof Mona now .. 😳.. I loved each and every answer you people are just too good...

and as this is DMG Academy then we follow DMG roolzzz ..

as I said I will be declaring Taaper today.. but *that was a Precap**** Episode abhi baaki bake hai ma ishtudents ...🤣🤣

with precap effects *AND THE TAAPER IS..... Wait til monday 😲''

Originally posted by: *Shruti*

JP went into flashback mode when he was slapped by the nurse. He remembered how Riddhima flowerji is famous for her thappad and accusations. This dupatta can be injurious to his health. He doesn't have super power via which his wounds can be healed in few seconds nor can he lift flowerji in his arms she will kaccha jabao him for that and make him sweep Sanjeevni floors or ask him to do rectum examination or stool test for a week😲😲

What is the solution for all this. There is only one thing that can save him from all this. JP decided he needs to go wash the dupatta, iron and courier it to Riddhima Bhabhi with Sid Bhaiya's name so that Sexyface V/S Ickyface are back in full mode phir se. He can sit back and watch them pulling each other's hair out eating popcorn😎

Originally posted by: psarada

@monar:- This was damn hilarious and I really am amazed how you come up with such mind blowing posts. Okay for the first time I am going to answer your question in your isklass. I am confident with my theory of past experiences I can prove your problem.

*answer to question by Prof. Monaji*

DMG1---- Riddz's dupatta falls on Armaan off and on.

Result---- Riddhima falls in love with Armaan off and on (meaning they have their fights in between and dupatta falling on Armaan means they reconciled).

Result---- Armaan spends his time shooting hoops in Basket ball whenever Riddz and Armaan had their fights.

DMG2----Riddz's dupatta falls on Sid in Panchagini

Result--- Sid bechara falls in love with Riddhima and still suffering due to her high and mighty behavior

Result---- Due to Riddz's confused behavior Sid is also ending up shooting hoops in Basket ball court.

Now if Riddz's Dupatta falls on JP

Going by past behaviors and in all probability JP will fall in love with RIddz and end up shooting hoops at Basket ball because bechara would be confused with his state of mind. So isse kuch aacha ho na ho JP most probably will be in vests shooting hoops and spend his time debugging Riddhima's behavior.

@Zainab and @Buffy...........ROFL! Hilarious answer!